The heavens start with letting the bullets fly
Chapter 805
Chapter 805
Listening to the waiter bragging about their local overlord, the three of Yang Xiong looked at each other and didn't answer.
These days, waiters from stores all over the world are everywhere touting the majesty of their owners, killing tigers and splitting leopards at every turn, and being unable to get close to hundreds of people.
Isn't there a Chen Jichang who was afraid of his wife decades ago?When he was young, he was addicted to wine and good at swordsmanship, and spent money like dung. He claimed to be a noble man of the first generation, and he was proud of Zhu Jia and Guo Xie, and he often fought with others.
On the surface, he is brave and invincible, he must be the first in every battle, no one can beat him, but in fact, his father is Taichang Shaoqing, Minister of the Ministry of Industry, and Chen Jichang is a standard yamen, how could he not have a personal companion around him?Maybe he was standing by the side, and the dozens of followers around him fought bravely with his command, and the reputation he earned would naturally belong to him.
When Chen Jichang was young, he had an impulsive personality and liked to cause trouble.Chen Jichang's father, Chen Taishou, happened to be the highest military officer on the front line, so he picked a group of master fighters from the army to help Chen Jichang fight.
Relying on these thugs, Chen Jichang gained a great reputation as a chivalrous man, but in fact, apart from his slightly better archery skills, he was no match for a barbarian holding a shepherd's whip... Later, Chen Jichang's father lost his job, and Chen Jichang lost The thugs moved to the valley to live in seclusion—maybe because they understood the truth after suffering a loss.
Yang Xiong and the others are heroes who have been in the world for a long time. Shi Xiu and Shi Qian have tasted the warmth and coldness of the world. They have a thorough understanding of the details of these so-called heroes, so Shi Xiu dared to fight against injustice, and Shi Qian dared to go through Koshido.
But since they are on other people's territory, the three of them just listen to it, and they have the right to believe it.
After a while, the second brother said: "Tomorrow we have to get up early. After dinner, the three guests are welcome. The younger one will go to rest first."
The younger brother has gone.Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu ate their own wine again.Shi Qian asked, "Do you two elder brothers want meat?"
Yang Xiong said: "The waiter in the shop said that there is no more meat for sale, where can you get it?"
Shi Qian giggled, went to the stove and brought out a big rooster.
Yang Xiong asked: "You are really good, where did you get such a big rooster?"
Shi Qian said: "My little brother just went to the back to clean his hands, and saw the chicken in the cage. I didn't think much about having a drink with my brother, but I quietly killed him by the stream, and carried the bucket of soup to the back, where I cleaned it up. When it's cooked, take it and eat it with your two elder brothers."
Yang Xiong said: "Why are you still such a thief!"
Shi Xiu smiled and said, "I still don't change my profession."
The three laughed for a while, tore the chicken apart and ate it, and ate it with rice.
I saw the waiter in the shop fell asleep for a while, worried, got up and took care of him back and forth.
I saw some chicken feathers on the kitchen table, which were all chicken bones.But when I went to the stove to look at it, there was half a pot of fat juice.
When Xiaoer hurriedly went to look in the back cage, the chicken was gone.Quickly came out and asked: "Guests, you are too much! Why did you steal and eat the rooster in my store?"
Shi Qian often did this kind of thing. Hearing Xiao Er's questioning, he said with a smile: "You don't come here! We sold this chicken on the road to eat. When did you steal your chicken? Don't accuse the good guy !"
Xiaoer said: "You said you bought it on the road, so why didn't you see you carrying the chicken when you entered the store? Besides, where did my chicken go?"
"Then who knows? Maybe it was dragged away by a wild cat? Or maybe it was eaten by a yellow orangutan? Or maybe it was rushed by a hawk? I'm not from your shop, so how would I know where your chickens go? gone."
To deal with this kind of questioning, Shi Qian has some tricks.
Xiaoer said: "My chicken is locked in a cage, but who stole it from you?"
Thinking of his Xiaoxiao rooster being eaten by this guy who doesn't look like a good person at first glance, Xiaoer became more and more annoyed.
Shi Xiu didn't think it was a problem, and it would probably become more and more noisy, and she didn't want to have a dispute with others, so she quickly smiled and said: "Don't argue, don't argue, this chicken is not worth much, you say the number, we will accompany you." You are!"
The waiter in the shop said: "Mine is the Baoxiao chicken, and there is no shortage of him in the shop. You can pay me ten taels of silver, and it won't help, as long as I return the chicken!"
What?Are you so shameless?I ate all your chickens, where can I compensate you for the chicken that announced the dawn?Shi Xiu snorted coldly, and said angrily, "Who are you bluffing? Grandpa, if I don't pay you, what can you do?"
I don't think these three guys are good people!
The shop clerk snorted coldly in his heart, and instead of being angry, he smiled: "The three of you are here to ask for wild fire? Is it reasonable to steal something from my house? My Song Dynasty Xingtong said that as long as you catch the robber, no matter what you have stolen If there is no stolen goods, they will be executed in a crowd. My Zhujia Zhuang Biao also said that anyone who makes trouble, no matter if it is a robber or a snitch, will stand in a cage for ten days."
Hearing him mention Song Xingtong, the three of them sneered together.Yang Xiong shouted: "Repay your money with good intentions, if you don't pay me, how can you take me?"
Xiao Er said: "You stole my things, you must pay for it, but you can't escape this punishment! You still have the face to be justified? You have a thick skin!"
Hearing Xiao Er's ridicule, the three of them blushed all of a sudden, especially the instigator, Shi Qian, who couldn't bear it, and shouted: "I want to see, why do you hold us!"
After all, he stepped forward and slapped him with a slap.
Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu crossed their hands and sneered.
The two of them are very familiar with Shi Qian's martial arts. Shi Qian's reputation in the Jianghu is not only because he is good at stealing, but in fact his kung fu is not bad.
At least in the roundup of ordinary servants, he can knock over a few and fly away calmly.
If he didn't have some fisting skills to rely on, he would have been taken care of by others, how could he be at ease until now?
So in Yang Xiong's and Shi Xiu's opinion, Shi Qian's slap would probably knock the waiter's face red and swollen, his teeth broken, and fall to the ground in an instant.
Although Shi Qian would not be able to kill anyone, but the three heroes who committed a life lawsuit and defected to Liangshanbo, if they really killed someone in this shop and walked away, what would it matter?
I saw that Shi Qian's slap came roaring with anger, it was powerful and heavy, as if it had a sharp piercing sound, let alone Xiaoer's face, even if it was slapped on the table, I'm afraid Bowls, tables and chairs, stools, decorations, etc. can all be smashed with a single slap!
"Sure enough it's a robber!" The waiter snorted coldly, stretched out his left arm to block Shi Qian's slap, then flew up and kicked it hard. His kick was useless. But it was like a tiger descending the mountain, with fierce momentum!
Shi Qian's face changed, and he wanted to escape, but how could he have time?
"Oh!"
Under Yang Xiong's and Shi Xiu's horrified gazes, the waiter kicked Shi Qian's lower abdomen.
"Pfft!" Shi Qian spewed a mouthful of blood in the air, flew out in the air, hit the table directly, and slid two or three feet away before barely stopping.
The room suddenly fell silent.Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu were dumbfounded, with disbelief on their faces.
The two of them never thought that there would be such a skilled waiter in a wild shop on the way, who not only easily parried Shi Qian's slap, but also kicked Shi Qian away with one kick. Could it be that this waiter What kind of extraterrestrial expert is hiding something?
But judging by his appearance in his 30s and [-]s, and no older than the two of them, how could he have such amazing fists?
It is really unacceptable!
(End of this chapter)
Listening to the waiter bragging about their local overlord, the three of Yang Xiong looked at each other and didn't answer.
These days, waiters from stores all over the world are everywhere touting the majesty of their owners, killing tigers and splitting leopards at every turn, and being unable to get close to hundreds of people.
Isn't there a Chen Jichang who was afraid of his wife decades ago?When he was young, he was addicted to wine and good at swordsmanship, and spent money like dung. He claimed to be a noble man of the first generation, and he was proud of Zhu Jia and Guo Xie, and he often fought with others.
On the surface, he is brave and invincible, he must be the first in every battle, no one can beat him, but in fact, his father is Taichang Shaoqing, Minister of the Ministry of Industry, and Chen Jichang is a standard yamen, how could he not have a personal companion around him?Maybe he was standing by the side, and the dozens of followers around him fought bravely with his command, and the reputation he earned would naturally belong to him.
When Chen Jichang was young, he had an impulsive personality and liked to cause trouble.Chen Jichang's father, Chen Taishou, happened to be the highest military officer on the front line, so he picked a group of master fighters from the army to help Chen Jichang fight.
Relying on these thugs, Chen Jichang gained a great reputation as a chivalrous man, but in fact, apart from his slightly better archery skills, he was no match for a barbarian holding a shepherd's whip... Later, Chen Jichang's father lost his job, and Chen Jichang lost The thugs moved to the valley to live in seclusion—maybe because they understood the truth after suffering a loss.
Yang Xiong and the others are heroes who have been in the world for a long time. Shi Xiu and Shi Qian have tasted the warmth and coldness of the world. They have a thorough understanding of the details of these so-called heroes, so Shi Xiu dared to fight against injustice, and Shi Qian dared to go through Koshido.
But since they are on other people's territory, the three of them just listen to it, and they have the right to believe it.
After a while, the second brother said: "Tomorrow we have to get up early. After dinner, the three guests are welcome. The younger one will go to rest first."
The younger brother has gone.Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu ate their own wine again.Shi Qian asked, "Do you two elder brothers want meat?"
Yang Xiong said: "The waiter in the shop said that there is no more meat for sale, where can you get it?"
Shi Qian giggled, went to the stove and brought out a big rooster.
Yang Xiong asked: "You are really good, where did you get such a big rooster?"
Shi Qian said: "My little brother just went to the back to clean his hands, and saw the chicken in the cage. I didn't think much about having a drink with my brother, but I quietly killed him by the stream, and carried the bucket of soup to the back, where I cleaned it up. When it's cooked, take it and eat it with your two elder brothers."
Yang Xiong said: "Why are you still such a thief!"
Shi Xiu smiled and said, "I still don't change my profession."
The three laughed for a while, tore the chicken apart and ate it, and ate it with rice.
I saw the waiter in the shop fell asleep for a while, worried, got up and took care of him back and forth.
I saw some chicken feathers on the kitchen table, which were all chicken bones.But when I went to the stove to look at it, there was half a pot of fat juice.
When Xiaoer hurriedly went to look in the back cage, the chicken was gone.Quickly came out and asked: "Guests, you are too much! Why did you steal and eat the rooster in my store?"
Shi Qian often did this kind of thing. Hearing Xiao Er's questioning, he said with a smile: "You don't come here! We sold this chicken on the road to eat. When did you steal your chicken? Don't accuse the good guy !"
Xiaoer said: "You said you bought it on the road, so why didn't you see you carrying the chicken when you entered the store? Besides, where did my chicken go?"
"Then who knows? Maybe it was dragged away by a wild cat? Or maybe it was eaten by a yellow orangutan? Or maybe it was rushed by a hawk? I'm not from your shop, so how would I know where your chickens go? gone."
To deal with this kind of questioning, Shi Qian has some tricks.
Xiaoer said: "My chicken is locked in a cage, but who stole it from you?"
Thinking of his Xiaoxiao rooster being eaten by this guy who doesn't look like a good person at first glance, Xiaoer became more and more annoyed.
Shi Xiu didn't think it was a problem, and it would probably become more and more noisy, and she didn't want to have a dispute with others, so she quickly smiled and said: "Don't argue, don't argue, this chicken is not worth much, you say the number, we will accompany you." You are!"
The waiter in the shop said: "Mine is the Baoxiao chicken, and there is no shortage of him in the shop. You can pay me ten taels of silver, and it won't help, as long as I return the chicken!"
What?Are you so shameless?I ate all your chickens, where can I compensate you for the chicken that announced the dawn?Shi Xiu snorted coldly, and said angrily, "Who are you bluffing? Grandpa, if I don't pay you, what can you do?"
I don't think these three guys are good people!
The shop clerk snorted coldly in his heart, and instead of being angry, he smiled: "The three of you are here to ask for wild fire? Is it reasonable to steal something from my house? My Song Dynasty Xingtong said that as long as you catch the robber, no matter what you have stolen If there is no stolen goods, they will be executed in a crowd. My Zhujia Zhuang Biao also said that anyone who makes trouble, no matter if it is a robber or a snitch, will stand in a cage for ten days."
Hearing him mention Song Xingtong, the three of them sneered together.Yang Xiong shouted: "Repay your money with good intentions, if you don't pay me, how can you take me?"
Xiao Er said: "You stole my things, you must pay for it, but you can't escape this punishment! You still have the face to be justified? You have a thick skin!"
Hearing Xiao Er's ridicule, the three of them blushed all of a sudden, especially the instigator, Shi Qian, who couldn't bear it, and shouted: "I want to see, why do you hold us!"
After all, he stepped forward and slapped him with a slap.
Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu crossed their hands and sneered.
The two of them are very familiar with Shi Qian's martial arts. Shi Qian's reputation in the Jianghu is not only because he is good at stealing, but in fact his kung fu is not bad.
At least in the roundup of ordinary servants, he can knock over a few and fly away calmly.
If he didn't have some fisting skills to rely on, he would have been taken care of by others, how could he be at ease until now?
So in Yang Xiong's and Shi Xiu's opinion, Shi Qian's slap would probably knock the waiter's face red and swollen, his teeth broken, and fall to the ground in an instant.
Although Shi Qian would not be able to kill anyone, but the three heroes who committed a life lawsuit and defected to Liangshanbo, if they really killed someone in this shop and walked away, what would it matter?
I saw that Shi Qian's slap came roaring with anger, it was powerful and heavy, as if it had a sharp piercing sound, let alone Xiaoer's face, even if it was slapped on the table, I'm afraid Bowls, tables and chairs, stools, decorations, etc. can all be smashed with a single slap!
"Sure enough it's a robber!" The waiter snorted coldly, stretched out his left arm to block Shi Qian's slap, then flew up and kicked it hard. His kick was useless. But it was like a tiger descending the mountain, with fierce momentum!
Shi Qian's face changed, and he wanted to escape, but how could he have time?
"Oh!"
Under Yang Xiong's and Shi Xiu's horrified gazes, the waiter kicked Shi Qian's lower abdomen.
"Pfft!" Shi Qian spewed a mouthful of blood in the air, flew out in the air, hit the table directly, and slid two or three feet away before barely stopping.
The room suddenly fell silent.Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu were dumbfounded, with disbelief on their faces.
The two of them never thought that there would be such a skilled waiter in a wild shop on the way, who not only easily parried Shi Qian's slap, but also kicked Shi Qian away with one kick. Could it be that this waiter What kind of extraterrestrial expert is hiding something?
But judging by his appearance in his 30s and [-]s, and no older than the two of them, how could he have such amazing fists?
It is really unacceptable!
(End of this chapter)
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