Zombie king system
Chapter 61 The Elevator Is So Fun
Chapter 61 The Elevator Is So Fun
Lin Hao patted himself on the head, took out a pistol from his pocket, and heard a bang.Looking at the naked man who suddenly turned around in front of him, Lin Hao was a little unbelievable, can he block bullets?
Unexpectedly, the naked man looked at Lin Hao with his dark eye sockets, and then at his chest. There was a hole there, and bright red blood flowed out from it.
So, bang bang bang, more than a dozen sounds were heard continuously. Lin Hao felt that his head was a little twitching. He could use a gun to solve the problem, but he had to use a knife stupidly. Fortunately, the pistol found from Ying's body still had bullets, otherwise he would Catch him blind again.
Looking at the naked man lying on the ground, Lin Hao went up and kicked him very bluntly, and the part he kicked was longer than a certain part of himself. This place is the most sensitive part of the human body. To see if the other party is feigning death, use This trick is the most convenient.
When Lin Hao kicked it down and saw that the thing was smashed to pieces by him, but the naked man didn't move at all, it seemed that he was dead.
Bai Bofan looked at Lin Hao with eyes that spoiled the food, full of grief and condemnation.
Lin Hao coughed a few times, and pulled Bai Bofan towards the elevator.
Bai Bofan was obviously unwilling, because there was a white corpse lying on the ground waiting for him to enjoy it. Lin Hao could only helplessly say: "Do you see how fat you are? Never thought about losing weight? Are you so fat? What should I do in the future? How to find a wife, how to find a job, do you know how painful it is to be a senior in old age?"
Bai Bofan lowered his head in shame under Lin Hao's reprimand, and then crawled towards the pile of corpses on the ground...
Forget it, eat it, eat it to death, you count.Lin Hao simply sat by the elevator, waited for Bai Bofan to finish eating, and then entered the elevator together, but a strange thing happened.
Obviously all the clearance bosses on this floor have been killed, why is the elevator still not opening?Lin Hao stepped forward to knock on the door curiously, and then he was ready to break the door when he was free.
In the past, Lin Hao was free to break the elevator door. Every time he used three layers of force, he could break the elevator door open. He thought that the elevator door could be opened very easily, but he didn't dare to break it hard before. The one who lost money is different now, even if he blows up the whole building, no one will come to him to lose money.
But things always have surprises, and everything can’t be as good as you imagined. When Lin Hao found that even if he used the body strengthened by zombies to break the elevator door, he could only break a crack, he couldn’t help feeling sorry for his previous life. Thoughts felt blush.
Bai Bofan is full, but he has a habit of biting off the opponent's arm and eating while walking, so that he can savor the beauty of the food slowly.
Lin Hao motioned to Bai Bofan to stand on the other side and he stood on this side.Bai Bofan stood still without knowing why, put his arm in his mouth, then grabbed one side of the elevator door with both hands, and Lin Hao grabbed the other side, and they both exerted force at the same time.
Lin Hao couldn't exert his strength from that angle just now. This time he only controlled one side and immediately used all his strength. Bai Bofan's strength was not a vegetarian either. The two of them worked hard together and finally knocked down the damn elevator door. broke apart.
The moment the elevator door was opened, the elevator door beeped and the alarm sounded. Lin Hao and Bai Bofan didn't care at all, they walked into the elevator and waited for the elevator to close and go up.
On the [-]th floor, Marven Ye covered his head and looked at this funny couple, wanting to laugh, but felt that it didn't suit his identity, but the elephant behind him couldn't hold back his laughter.
When Lin Hao and Bai Bofan stayed in the elevator for half an hour, but the elevator still didn't start, Lin Hao seemed to realize something.
"It must be that the elevator door is not closed, fat man, come on, let's close the door together." Lin Hao said.
Ye Wentian looked at this scene, but he still didn't laugh after all, and sighed depressedly. The IQ of these two zombies is really gratifying. It has become a law that the elevator will restart after each pass, but when the elevator does not start, it must be Because you haven't cleared the level yet, why can't you walk inside, there are even bigger surprises waiting for you inside, don't torture the elevator here, the elevator will hurt too.
Lin Hao and Bai Bofan waited in the elevator for another half an hour. After a full hour, Lin Hao finally realized that the reason for the elevator not starting might be that this floor has not been cleared yet.
Lin Hao looked at the elevator door, then at Bai Bofan.Bai Bofan has already gnawed that arm to the bone, and the elbow where the upper arm bone and the forearm bone are connected is obviously protruding. Looking forward along the protruding place, it is the superb elbow knife used by the naked man. .
Lin Hao glanced at his broken knife, and then at the elbow knife that moved freely at the joint.Bai Bofan slapped the knife, and then found that one of his teeth was broken, but nothing happened to the knife.
Lin Hao reached out and snatched the bone, and Bai Bofan immediately circled around Lin Hao like a dog whose bone had been robbed.Can you imagine an ugly, disfigured, fat man who is considered plastic surgery, acting cute and circling around you?The picture is so beautiful that Lin Hao dare not look at it.
Dodging Bai Bofan's fight, Lin Hao pulled the knife off, and then threw the bone aside. Bai Bofan jumped up with more than 200 kilograms of meat, and opened his mouth to bite the bone.
Lin Hao looked at the knife in his hand, the place where it connects with the elbow joint is round, it feels very comfortable to the touch, and the blade is very sharp in front of it, Lin Hao put his finger on it and stroked it lightly, there was no pain, Lin Hao couldn't help it Knowing how serious the knife was, when he put his finger in front of his eyes, Lin Hao looked at the wound on the phalanx and was a little surprised.
But then Lin Hao smiled happily again. It happened that his knife was broken. Just now he was still worrying about what to do if he didn’t have a weapon. point, but the advantage lies in the sharpness, and it is more handy to use.
Looking at the elevator door in front of him, Lin Hao was really too lazy to break it with Bai Bofan, so the knife in his hand stabbed fiercely towards the elevator door. Lin Hao felt as if the scissors had cut thick cloth, although it was a bit jerky, But barely usable.
So Lin Hao was busy for more than ten minutes like cutting a cake, and finally there was a rectangular opening in front of him that was big enough for Lin Hao to walk out.
Lin Hao looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, and walked out as soon as he set his foot on it. Bai Bofan naturally wanted to follow him, but as soon as he reached the door, he stopped in doubt. It turned out that he was too fat to walk out. It's okay, let's walk sideways.
When Bai Bofan found out that the diameter of his profile was actually the same as that of his front, he suddenly roared with grief and inexplicable indignation. He swore that if he wanted to lose weight, he must lose weight.
Seeing this scene, Lin Hao asked Bai Bofan to back away speechlessly, and then entered the elevator again.He was too lazy to modify the elevator door, so he asked Bai Bofan to stand at the door. Bai Bofan looked at Lin Hao suspiciously, not knowing what he was going to do, but when Lin Hao kicked him out, he understood.
(End of this chapter)
Lin Hao patted himself on the head, took out a pistol from his pocket, and heard a bang.Looking at the naked man who suddenly turned around in front of him, Lin Hao was a little unbelievable, can he block bullets?
Unexpectedly, the naked man looked at Lin Hao with his dark eye sockets, and then at his chest. There was a hole there, and bright red blood flowed out from it.
So, bang bang bang, more than a dozen sounds were heard continuously. Lin Hao felt that his head was a little twitching. He could use a gun to solve the problem, but he had to use a knife stupidly. Fortunately, the pistol found from Ying's body still had bullets, otherwise he would Catch him blind again.
Looking at the naked man lying on the ground, Lin Hao went up and kicked him very bluntly, and the part he kicked was longer than a certain part of himself. This place is the most sensitive part of the human body. To see if the other party is feigning death, use This trick is the most convenient.
When Lin Hao kicked it down and saw that the thing was smashed to pieces by him, but the naked man didn't move at all, it seemed that he was dead.
Bai Bofan looked at Lin Hao with eyes that spoiled the food, full of grief and condemnation.
Lin Hao coughed a few times, and pulled Bai Bofan towards the elevator.
Bai Bofan was obviously unwilling, because there was a white corpse lying on the ground waiting for him to enjoy it. Lin Hao could only helplessly say: "Do you see how fat you are? Never thought about losing weight? Are you so fat? What should I do in the future? How to find a wife, how to find a job, do you know how painful it is to be a senior in old age?"
Bai Bofan lowered his head in shame under Lin Hao's reprimand, and then crawled towards the pile of corpses on the ground...
Forget it, eat it, eat it to death, you count.Lin Hao simply sat by the elevator, waited for Bai Bofan to finish eating, and then entered the elevator together, but a strange thing happened.
Obviously all the clearance bosses on this floor have been killed, why is the elevator still not opening?Lin Hao stepped forward to knock on the door curiously, and then he was ready to break the door when he was free.
In the past, Lin Hao was free to break the elevator door. Every time he used three layers of force, he could break the elevator door open. He thought that the elevator door could be opened very easily, but he didn't dare to break it hard before. The one who lost money is different now, even if he blows up the whole building, no one will come to him to lose money.
But things always have surprises, and everything can’t be as good as you imagined. When Lin Hao found that even if he used the body strengthened by zombies to break the elevator door, he could only break a crack, he couldn’t help feeling sorry for his previous life. Thoughts felt blush.
Bai Bofan is full, but he has a habit of biting off the opponent's arm and eating while walking, so that he can savor the beauty of the food slowly.
Lin Hao motioned to Bai Bofan to stand on the other side and he stood on this side.Bai Bofan stood still without knowing why, put his arm in his mouth, then grabbed one side of the elevator door with both hands, and Lin Hao grabbed the other side, and they both exerted force at the same time.
Lin Hao couldn't exert his strength from that angle just now. This time he only controlled one side and immediately used all his strength. Bai Bofan's strength was not a vegetarian either. The two of them worked hard together and finally knocked down the damn elevator door. broke apart.
The moment the elevator door was opened, the elevator door beeped and the alarm sounded. Lin Hao and Bai Bofan didn't care at all, they walked into the elevator and waited for the elevator to close and go up.
On the [-]th floor, Marven Ye covered his head and looked at this funny couple, wanting to laugh, but felt that it didn't suit his identity, but the elephant behind him couldn't hold back his laughter.
When Lin Hao and Bai Bofan stayed in the elevator for half an hour, but the elevator still didn't start, Lin Hao seemed to realize something.
"It must be that the elevator door is not closed, fat man, come on, let's close the door together." Lin Hao said.
Ye Wentian looked at this scene, but he still didn't laugh after all, and sighed depressedly. The IQ of these two zombies is really gratifying. It has become a law that the elevator will restart after each pass, but when the elevator does not start, it must be Because you haven't cleared the level yet, why can't you walk inside, there are even bigger surprises waiting for you inside, don't torture the elevator here, the elevator will hurt too.
Lin Hao and Bai Bofan waited in the elevator for another half an hour. After a full hour, Lin Hao finally realized that the reason for the elevator not starting might be that this floor has not been cleared yet.
Lin Hao looked at the elevator door, then at Bai Bofan.Bai Bofan has already gnawed that arm to the bone, and the elbow where the upper arm bone and the forearm bone are connected is obviously protruding. Looking forward along the protruding place, it is the superb elbow knife used by the naked man. .
Lin Hao glanced at his broken knife, and then at the elbow knife that moved freely at the joint.Bai Bofan slapped the knife, and then found that one of his teeth was broken, but nothing happened to the knife.
Lin Hao reached out and snatched the bone, and Bai Bofan immediately circled around Lin Hao like a dog whose bone had been robbed.Can you imagine an ugly, disfigured, fat man who is considered plastic surgery, acting cute and circling around you?The picture is so beautiful that Lin Hao dare not look at it.
Dodging Bai Bofan's fight, Lin Hao pulled the knife off, and then threw the bone aside. Bai Bofan jumped up with more than 200 kilograms of meat, and opened his mouth to bite the bone.
Lin Hao looked at the knife in his hand, the place where it connects with the elbow joint is round, it feels very comfortable to the touch, and the blade is very sharp in front of it, Lin Hao put his finger on it and stroked it lightly, there was no pain, Lin Hao couldn't help it Knowing how serious the knife was, when he put his finger in front of his eyes, Lin Hao looked at the wound on the phalanx and was a little surprised.
But then Lin Hao smiled happily again. It happened that his knife was broken. Just now he was still worrying about what to do if he didn’t have a weapon. point, but the advantage lies in the sharpness, and it is more handy to use.
Looking at the elevator door in front of him, Lin Hao was really too lazy to break it with Bai Bofan, so the knife in his hand stabbed fiercely towards the elevator door. Lin Hao felt as if the scissors had cut thick cloth, although it was a bit jerky, But barely usable.
So Lin Hao was busy for more than ten minutes like cutting a cake, and finally there was a rectangular opening in front of him that was big enough for Lin Hao to walk out.
Lin Hao looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, and walked out as soon as he set his foot on it. Bai Bofan naturally wanted to follow him, but as soon as he reached the door, he stopped in doubt. It turned out that he was too fat to walk out. It's okay, let's walk sideways.
When Bai Bofan found out that the diameter of his profile was actually the same as that of his front, he suddenly roared with grief and inexplicable indignation. He swore that if he wanted to lose weight, he must lose weight.
Seeing this scene, Lin Hao asked Bai Bofan to back away speechlessly, and then entered the elevator again.He was too lazy to modify the elevator door, so he asked Bai Bofan to stand at the door. Bai Bofan looked at Lin Hao suspiciously, not knowing what he was going to do, but when Lin Hao kicked him out, he understood.
(End of this chapter)
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