This world is full of bugs

Chapter 37 The Strange Mineral Water Bottle
"hiss--"

Lu Haoxuan gasped, and immediately crouched down clutching his chin.

The cap of the mineral water bottle also fell on the ground, and after turning around in a circle, it fell completely silent.

Lu Haoxuan had strange eyes, looking at the mineral water bottle standing not far from him.

I saw that the body of the mineral water bottle was swollen, like a bulging ball.

The three words "Master Kang" on the bottle have been squeezed into "Fat" Master.

"What the hell is this?" Lu Haoxuan was attracted by this miraculous scene, forgot the pain in his jaw from being shot, moved closer, and looked at the mineral water bottle curiously.

There is obviously nothing inside, so why is it so bulging?
It doesn't make sense to say that there is anger, after all, the bottle caps are still on the ground!

Is this bottle originally designed like this?
New product from Master Kong?

What nt designer designed this anti-human bottle?
Lu Haoxuan looked at the mineral water bottle that bulged like a jar for pickling pickled melons, and fell into deep suspicion.

at this time
he-tui!

I saw the mineral water bottle contract violently, and the half of the water in the bottle turned into a water column and rushed out, making Lu Haoxuan's face moist.

???

Lu Haoxuan was stunned.

What the hell is this shit?
Thinking about it, Lu Haoxuan picked up the mineral water bottle and looked carefully, trying to find the mechanism in it.

"Lu Haoxuan, let's see where you are going!" Lu Yuxuan came over angrily, grabbed the back collar of Lu Haoxuan's clothes, and said loudly.

"Sister, how do you do this institution? It's flawless. Quickly teach me!"

Lu Haoxuan looked at his sister with three parts surprise, three parts curiosity, three parts asking for advice, and one part doubt.

Lu·Fan Statistical Chart·Haoxuan is here!

"What mechanism? You don't want to change the subject!" Lu Yuxuan didn't listen to him at all. With a strong hand, she directly displayed the skills in Sanda, picked up Lu Haoxuan and was about to throw it out.

swish - swish -

At this time, a strange sound sounded.

Both of them turned their eyes involuntarily.

But he saw the mineral water bottle held in Lu Haoxuan's hand shrinking one by one, like the cheeks of a person who keeps inhaling and exhaling.

This miraculous scene made Lu Yuxuan forget about throwing her brother away.

"Ouch!"

Once Lu Yuxuan's ingenuity was removed, her own strength was naturally not enough to hold her brother in her hands.

Lu Haoxuan sat down on the ground directly and wailed.

"Xiaoyu, brother Haoxuan, what are you doing?"

A calm voice sounded.

Lu Haoxuan quickly got up, patted his butt, and after a serious inspection, he turned around pretending to be nonchalant.

"Hi, Miaomiao, good morning, Ah Bu, good afternoon."

Lu Yuxuan glared at her brother angrily. This guy has been greedy for her best friend Chen Miaomiao since junior high school, and he thought he was covering it up very well. In fact, everyone knew what he was thinking.

Moreover, she always foolishly does some strange things in order to please Chen Miaomiao, but the result is always self-defeating.

If it wasn't for his own cover, his stupid brother would have been eliminated long ago.

"Miaomiao, have you finished your homework?" Lu Yuxuan cheered and ran towards the person who came.

It was her best friend Chen Miaomiao who came.

Chen Miaomiao is only sixteen years old, but she has already emerged from the ground and is slim.

He is 1.6 meters tall, has a delicate and beautiful face, black and bright red phoenix eyes, and rosy and small lips.Her skin is a perfect milky white without any blemishes. The wrists and a pair of small hands exposed outside the school uniform are delicate and white, even and soft, like two beautiful jade carvings; her legs are slender and slender, even if she is wearing fat clothes You can also feel the amazing length of the school uniform pants.

Lu Haoxuan has long been dumbfounded.

Chen Miaomiao reached out to hold her best friend's hand, and looked at Lu Haoxuan quietly: "Brother Haoxuan, good afternoon~"

"Okay," Lu Haoxuan was silly and happy for a while, then suddenly remembered something and took out the deck of cards, "Miaomiao, I learned one recently."

He just learned a trick recently, and he just needs to use playing cards.

But he was a boarding student, so he couldn't leave the school, so it was impossible for him to sell playing cards in the school's small supermarket.

So he asked his best friend Ma Rui, who was a day student, to help him.

Ma Rui likes his younger sister Lu Yuxuan, and wants to invite her to watch a movie together after school on weekends, but he doesn't know how to ask, so he offers movie tickets in exchange.

Lu Haoxuan then agreed to directly help him "date" his sister out, and let them meet and talk by themselves.

So, there was the opening scene.

Seeing Lu Haoxuan's actions, Lu Yuxuan felt another headache.

What age is it that you still play this kind of tricks to trick girls to make girls happy?
With a stride, she forcefully stuffed the playing cards back into Lu Haoxuan's hand, and said, "Brother, did you learn a vector calculation recently, and then you don't know how to do it?"

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!

Feeling the murderous look in his sister's eyes, and calculating their distance, explosive power, and combat effectiveness, Lu Haoxuan shrank his neck and decided to give in.

So he nodded, with an awkward smile on his face: "Yes, yes, that question is really difficult."

Chen Miaomiao covered her mouth and snickered, "Brother Haoxuan, let me teach you later."

"Hey, that's great! It's still Miaomiao who treats me well, unlike someone who only cares about winning prizes for herself and doesn't care about my brother's life or death!"

"Lu Haoxuan! Who are you talking about? Say it again?" Lu Yuxuan stared at her and began to roll her sleeves.

"Hmph!" Lu Haoxuan hummed softly from the heart, and turned his head away.

swish - swish -

The mineral water bottle lying on the ground shrank again.

"Strange, why does this mineral water bottle keep moving by itself?" Lu Yuxuan picked up the mineral water bottle, puzzled.

Lu Haoxuan's attention was also diverted, and he asked doubtfully, "Didn't you set up a trap?"

"No! What did I set up the mechanism for?" Lu Yuxuan looked at her brother with an expression like you must be a fool.

Strange to say, when the mineral water bottle was in Lu Yuxuan's hands, it stopped shrinking.

For some reason, Lu Yuxuan could still feel an emotion from it, it seemed to be joy?

Lu Yuxuan shook her head, dispelling this weird thought.

But she soon discovered that instead of disappearing, this strange emotion became clearer!
"That... I have something to tell you."

Chen Miaomiao looked at the two of them with some hesitation and said.

"Miaomiao, what's wrong with you?" Hearing what her best friend said, Lu Yuxuan quickly put aside the strange feeling in her mind.

"Can you come with me?" Chen Miaomiao said.

So, the three of them walked to the side of the playground.

On the way, they met Ma Rui who was rushing over, and the four of them got together and came to a secluded corner.

Then, Chen Miaomiao stretched out her hand amidst the shocked gazes of the other three.

A steamed bun suddenly appeared in her hand!

　Thanks for the reward of 500 starting coins from Lavender Sky

　　
　
(End of this chapter)