I made myths

Chapter 32 Gouzi Buys Underpants

"Thirteen o'clock? What level am I at? Didn't you embarrass the master?"

"If it's about strength, then I can only say that you are a villain, and I can't hold my head up among my peers."

Lu Chu lowered his head in frustration when he heard the words, and admitted his mistake in a low voice: "I have failed Master's expectations! I have shamed Master!"

After saying this for a long time, he still didn't hear Wen Qian speak, so he couldn't help lowering his head very low.

But in fact, Wen Qian was just holding back his laughter, afraid of being exposed when he opened his mouth, so he waited for a while before responding: "But if you only talk about talent, then there is no doubt that you are indeed a genius. Among the people I have met, It can be ranked near the top [-]."

"The first ten thousand, isn't that a little low?" Lu Chu subconsciously blurted out, followed by a burst of ecstasy.

Ten thousand sounds low, but who is his master?That is the Wei Yao who is called brother and brother with Emperor Yan!
Who was he in the first ten thousand miles?They must all be first-class figures of Qin Shihuang, rounded up, he is equivalent to Qin Shihuang!
Hearing what was in his heart, Wen Qian almost didn't laugh out loud, and quickly reprimanded: "Don't be too happy! You are just a gluttonous body, and there are a lot of pure-blooded gluttons who haven't grown up, so work hard to cultivate Lian, now listen carefully to what I tell you!"

"understand!"

Only then did Wen Qian continue to explain: "You include the divine willow you see on the whole planet, which is equivalent to the gods of this planet and this era."

"So he teaches cultivation methods to all living beings, and imparts special supernatural powers or bestows special physiques to those who are gifted or have excellent minds."

"Just like me?"

"Yes, your gluttonous body may be due to the gluttonous blood in your body. In the past era, the monster race and the human race coexisted and married each other, giving birth to creatures with multiple bloodlines."

"So I am?"

"Yes, you are now a purebred bastard."

"..."

Lu Chu felt that he had been insulted, but there seemed to be nothing wrong with his master's words. He did have multiple bloodlines and was a pure miscellaneous...

"I'm not!"

He realized it later, but he didn't dare to refute. He just looked at his master's appearance, as if he was holding back a smile, right?
"No, how is it possible? Master told about my life experience in a serious tone."

He raised his head, and sure enough, Wen Qian's suppressed smile had disappeared, and a serious look appeared.

Lu Chu then said, "Master, please continue!"

"Ah."

Wen Qian nodded and continued: "The Dharma taught to all living beings is called the Dharma of Sentient Beings. It is the Dharma of Great Harmony for all planets in the boundless universe and endless time."

"Its advantage is that it has no advantages, and it is so common that it is almost transparent. This also paves the way for changing to a method that is more suitable for you in the future."

"Its ordinaryness has created the ending that it can be assimilated by any powerful law, and there will be no exclusion from any practice."

"For now, you should learn this method, and later see if you can get the Taotie clan's cultivation method. If you can't, the teacher will find other methods for you to replace."

"Understood, Master." Lu Chu nodded, feeling that he had learned a lot, and continued to listen to Wen Qian's explanation:
"I have one more thing to tell you this time. Perhaps in a short while, this planet will usher in the invasion of other planets, so you must be prepared to receive gifts from the universe."

"Outside! Aliens!"

Lu Chu's jaw dropped in shock, he didn't expect that there were really aliens.

But the next moment he returned to his normal state. Since he could cultivate, the aliens seemed to be somewhat unqualified, so there was nothing to be surprised about.

"It's not aliens. The creatures on other planets are not much different from us. They are all human races, monster races, and some special races."

"It is completely different from aliens in the usual sense. Maybe other universes can see that type of aliens."

"That's good, that's good. I thought they were some ugly monsters. Since they are the same as us, then I can rest assured."

Lu Chufo touched Buddha's chest, and said: "Master, don't worry! With me here, I promise to let those intruders come wearing full-body equipment and leave naked. Next time, I will continue to send equipment over."

"Good! You are worthy of being a master's apprentice! You have the demeanor of my past!"

Wen Qian couldn't help laughing, and shook the table casually, and there appeared more than a dozen spiritual fruits and more than a dozen elixir plants.

The rich aura made Lu Chu's saliva instantly uncontrollable, flowing down from the corner of his mouth.

Wen Qian hurriedly said: "This is a subsidy given to you by the teacher. If you don't have one, you can eat a plant to assist in your cultivation. You can't eat more."

"I know Shizun!"

Lu Chu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, suppressing the desire in his heart to respond.

Wen Qian felt that he had said enough, so he got up and said, "Okay, it's time for me to leave, you should practice hard."

After that, he disappeared.

Lu Chu hurriedly bowed to the air, and shouted: "Respectfully send off Master!"

……

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Wen Qian did not enter the space, and it was still early at noon, so he planned to take a look around the city and make a gesture of being close to society.

Also take care of the matter of taking the bus just now, make up for the defect that I did not choose to cross the space to find my apprentice, and avoid the increased chance of exposure.

Walking on the road, he thought about what he told Lu Chu just now.

Those things are all true, and they are known in Guimengyin's inherited memory.

Therefore, he is also equivalent to a beginner, who has to think about the information that may be hidden in it.

He looked left and right, and was soon attracted by a clothing store, walked in, and directly attracted the attention of everyone in the store.

Glancing at the stunned shop assistants, he didn't pay much attention to them, and looked at the big underpants in the shop on his own.

Although the big flower pants created by fictional myths are beautiful and comfortable, but after all, you can't just wear this one, it's too monotonous.

Although he is tall and big, his waistline is not too thick, and the waistline of a slightly fat adult man is suitable for him.

After flipping through for a while, he chose three good ones, one gray, one black gold-rimmed, and one patterned underpants similar to his body.

However, the length of these three pants is a bit short. The ones that can cover the knees on a normal person's body only reach half of his thighs.

"How much are these three pants?"

"Two, two hundred and seven..."

The clerk replied tremblingly, apparently quite frightened.

Wen Qian originally wanted to give some advice and ask them to order some new-sized clothes, after all, it would be impossible for the Yaozu to come out without clothes in the future.

But looking at their appearance now, I'd better shut up, it would be bad if I frightened them into something wrong.

He took out the money from his underpants, handed it to the clerk, and walked out the door by himself.

"Beep! Beep! Beep!"

The next moment, several police cars surrounded him.

(End of this chapter)