Zombieland: I am a Coffinmaker

Chapter 205 The four-eyed enemy appears!
"Snapped!"

A crisp sound came out.

The corner of Su Muchen's mouth twitched.

Just judging from the sound of the stick, the blow was definitely not light, and it hurt even to hear it.

Jia Le, it's not that Uncle Master didn't save you!

It’s the uncle who doesn’t want to miss this classic scene.

Therefore, I can only sacrifice you!

Su Muchen thought silently, but there was an unscrupulous smile on his face, especially when he saw the scene inside the room, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

He knew that the face-saving four eyes were angry. If he wasn't here, he would at most be teaching the family a lesson.

but now.
He could only mourn for Jiale for three seconds in his heart.

"what"

really!

When the sound of the stick fell, Jia Le's tragic cry came out.

That voice sounded extremely sour.

Su Muchen couldn't help laughing.

Especially looking at Jia Le who kept wailing on the ground, his smile became even brighter!

However, he didn't laugh out loud.

Avoid being seen by narrow-minded eyes.

"This"

Looking around, he saw Jia Le lying lifeless on the ground, and he frowned. Was the attack a bit harsh?

Kicked Jia Le lightly twice with his foot, and found that Jia Le didn't pay attention to him, and still hugged the place where he was beaten and howled.

"Okay, don't pretend to be dead, there are guests at home! Hurry up and send these walking corpses to the morgue, don't let your uncle see the joke!"

The four eyes found Jia Le's eyes turning, and immediately knew that Jia Le was pretending, so he was not polite, kicked Jia Le's buttocks, and kicked Jia Le to stand up quickly, not daring to pretend to be dead on the ground.

"understood!"

Jia Le covered the bullshit of being kicked, looked at her four eyes with aggrieved face, and said: "Master, I am your pro-apprentice! Can you be gentle when you strike in the future!

If you are sure to be beaten to death, who will support you until you die? "

When Si Mu heard the first half of the sentence, he was about to nod and say that he would be softer in the future, but before he could open his mouth, he heard the second half of the sentence, and immediately blew his beard and stared, with a stern face, and a sinister voice Said: "If you don't hit hard, will you have a long memory!

Master, this is also for your own good. Strict teachers lead to high-level apprentices, do you know that? !

Okay, stop talking nonsense and send the walking corpse to the morgue quickly! "

Si Mu still wanted to teach Jia Le a lesson, but remembering how badly he had hit him just now, he had no choice but to hold back the anger in his heart and asked Jia Le to send the walking corpses around to the morgue, so as not to make Su Muchen laugh.

Although Su Muchen's laughter had already reached his ears, he pretended not to notice it, so as not to embarrass each other for a while!

"Yes, Master!"

Seeing that his master was so shameless, Jia Le had no choice but to consider himself unlucky to avoid being beaten later.

He glanced at Su Muchen who was standing in the courtyard.Clutching the place where he was beaten, looking at "Ah, ah, ah," in his mouth, he walked towards the morgue with the walking corpse.

After he left, Simu smiled and cursed: "This brat, it's really worrying!"

He beat Jiale not to retaliate, but to love Jiale.

Jia Le is the kind of master who dares to go to the house to expose the roof tiles without fighting for three days. If his master is not strict, maybe Jia Le will make something wrong!
then!

He turned to look at Su Muchen, who was standing in the yard and couldn't help laughing, and said, "Muchen, come in! What just happened made you laugh!"

"No smile, no smile, pretty good!"

Su Muchen looked around with a smile on his face, and teased unscrupulously: "Brother, the relationship between your master and apprentice is very harmonious, it's very good, I like it!"

Then, he thought about what he had been doing all night and asked, "Uncle, is there a place to rest? I want to rest first!"

The farce is over, and it is natural to find a place to rest!
Although he is not tired, sleeping is something he has to do every day.

This is a habit and cannot be changed!
"Okay, let me take you there."

Simu originally wanted to catch up with Su Muchen, but when he heard what Su Muchen said, he had no choice but to take him to Jiale's resting room, and said, "Muchen, this is the place where Jiale usually rests, so you can make it right now." !"

"it is good!"

Su Muchen would naturally not dislike it.

They're all men, they hate taking risks!

After sending four eyes away, he lay down!

Soon, he fell into a dreamland.

this way.

He didn't really rest well.

In the first half of the night, he went to sleep, but not long after he fell asleep, he met the vixen, and after a few battles of wits, he met Simu again.

Then there is the corpse!

I didn't arrive at the Four Eyes Dojo until dawn.

Although he is not mentally tired, his body is still a little tired!
So, after lying on the bed for a while, he fell into a drowsy sleep.

What follows is like something out of a movie.

After Jia Le carried the corpse to the morgue, he complained while carrying the corpse, but he didn't notice Simu standing at the door.

Then, he was beaten up by the angry eyes again!
Originally, the resentment in Si Mu's heart was not vented, but now that he heard Jia Le arrange himself, how could he let go of the opportunity to beat him.

So ever!
There was a scene in the movie.

noon.

Su Muchen woke up.

He didn't go out in a hurry, but sat on the bamboo bed and thought about the next thing.

Now that Simu chased the corpse back to teach Jiale a lesson, Master Yixiu and Jingjing appeared next.

Master Yixiu, naturally there is no need to introduce too much.

He is the representative figure of Buddhism in the plot of "Mr. Zombie". Except for the four eyes, his Buddhism is the most exquisite.

In some respects, it even suppresses the four eyes.

Su Muchen could only say that this person's senses were average.

Not for other!

Just because the other party is a Buddhist.

Jingjing? !
The heroine in the plot of "Uncle Zombie" has a peak appearance. Although she is not as beautiful as Ren Tingting and others, she is still a beauty.

Although he won't take it under his command, he still has a small expectation in his heart when he thinks of meeting the characters in the movie of his previous life.

At this time, it was Taoist Master Qianhe who led the four disciples in the southeast and northwest to escort the Tongguan Zombie to pass by to borrow glutinous rice.

This is a climax/climax of the plot of "Uncle Zombie".

It can be regarded as the real beginning of the zombie plot.

If they directly used violence to kill those Qing soldiers, it would definitely arouse Qianhe, who practiced official methods, into anger.

Although he doesn't care about the other person's attitude, he generally won't do anything that affects the friendship between brothers.

Moreover, the reason why the royal zombies are strong is because of the abnormal changes of the other party after being struck by lightning, not the current strength.

Therefore, if you want to get the royal zombies that have been mutated by the lightning strike, you need to think long-term.

At least you can't do it directly, you need to wait for the royal zombies to mutate.

As for the safety of Taoist Master Qianhe, it must be saved.

Can't watch him die.

But how?
Is a problem!

Then, he thought of Ikkyu and Four Eyes. These two people were not weak. With them, it would be easy to conquer the royal zombies.

But with their help, suppressing the royal zombies is another problem.

Although the current Qing court has lost its reputation in the western mountains, only the puppet Qing court in Manchuria is left, but the emaciated camel is bigger than a horse after all, if the other party knows that he has captured the royal zombie, they will definitely send a shaman to trouble him.

Although he is not afraid, he is afraid of trouble.

Therefore, the people of the Qing court must be eradicated.

"call!"

Su Muchen pinched his sore nose and couldn't help frowning.

Without the help of the four eyes and two people, it is indeed a bit difficult to suppress the mutated royal zombies, even with the gorillas.

what can we do about it?

never mind!

Let's talk about this matter after seeing Qianhe!
the other side.

After paying homage to the patriarch, the four eyes walked to a window, raised the hand and opened the shutter, looked at Jiale who was busy in the kitchen, and asked curiously:

"Jia Le, what are you doing in the kitchen? Just a simple meal, do you need to work so hard?"

Jia Le smirked, and said: "That's right! Master, isn't Master Uncle here today? I want to make some delicious treats!"

Hearing what Jiale said, four eyes nodded in satisfaction, and said:

"Well, sensible!" After speaking, he walked in, looked at the food on the table covered by a white cloth, and couldn't help but wonder: "Let me see what you have done?"

"Hey master!"

Seeing the movements of the four eyes, Jia Le was a little reluctant, and said: "Master, won't you know later? Why are you in such a hurry!"

"Why, are you afraid that I will see it?"

The four eyes frowned, vaguely aware that something was wrong with Jia Le, squinted at Jia Le, and said: "Boy, do you have something to hide from me?"

"No, no, no, master, look and see." Jia Le is too familiar with the eyes of the four eyes, and he will get angry at this time.

He didn't want to be rested by his four eyes again, so he quickly changed his words and let him see!

It is better to offend a gentleman than a villain.

Are four eyes a gentleman?

Obviously not!

Are the four eyes a villain?

possible!
In short, Jiale doesn't want to be beaten!
Seeing that Jia Le was not stopping him, he snorted coldly and said, "Let me know that you lied to me, and you will die!" After speaking, he lifted the white cloth and frowned. The meals on the table are usually Vegetarian dishes made him a little unhappy.

"Jia Le, why are you cooking vegetarian food?" Simu frowned.

"Uh this"

Jia Le thought it was over, the matter of being known about vegetarian dishes by four eyes must be endless, how should I answer? !

The four eyes noticed the faltering Jiale, and couldn't help frowning, saying: "You kid really did it, otherwise don't blame the master for using force!!"

The four eyes looked terrifyingly gloomy, and they spoke in a cold tone.

He vaguely guessed something, and his eyes towards Jia Le became unkind.

If Jia Le dares to lie to him, he must implement the door rules today, teach Jia Le a lesson, and let him know the fate of cheating himself.

"what"

Seeing that the matter could not be concealed, Jia Le had no choice but to recruit the truth:

"Master, I forgot to tell you, the master next door brought Jingjing back, so I made more."

"what?"

His four eyes widened, and he roared angrily: "When did that bald donkey come back, why don't I know?"

"Not long after you came back, Master and the others also came back!" Jiale said cautiously: "I saw that you and Uncle Master were resting, so I didn't notify you!"

"Hmph!" Simu snorted coldly and said, "The bald donkeys will come back as soon as they come back. Why do you want to give them something to eat?"

He looked at Jia Le angrily and asked him why he wanted to give Yi Xiu a bald donkey to sit and eat?

Over the years, he and Master Ikkyu would fight each other when they had nothing to do.

Usually, it is he who suffers.

Now when he heard that Yixiu had returned from the outing, his face suddenly darkened, and Jia Le was so frightened that his eyes dodge a little:
"Master, we and Master Yixiu are neighbors, we should help each other, we shouldn't."

Before he finished speaking, he heard four eyes roaring:
"Okay, don't mention that bald donkey to me, go and ask your uncle to come over for dinner!"

"Hmm!" Jia Lejian was not talking about Yixiu, she was relieved, and then ran outside,

As soon as he walked out of the hall, Jiale saw the master walking towards this side with beautiful Jingjing, and couldn't help waving his hands, saying: "Master, Jingjing, you are here!"

"Ok!"

Yixiu replied pleasantly.

But Jingjing next to him didn't give Jiale a good face, just now he was given a good meal by Jiale to eat tofu.

If Yixiu hadn't stopped him, he would have wanted Jiale to look good.

Now that I am angry, how can I talk to Jiale!
Hearing Jiale's voice, Simu quickly walked out of the kitchen, and seeing Monk Yixiu appearing in his courtyard with Jingjing, his face darkened suddenly, and he said, "Hurry up and arrest your uncle, what are you doing there?" ?”

After finishing speaking, he looked at Master Yixiu at the side, as if seeing an enemy, and said, "Baldy donkey, you are not at home to recite scriptures, what are you doing here?"

Yixiu ignored Simu's question, turned to look at Jia Le beside him and said, "Jia Le, you have a visitor!"

"En!" Jia Le nodded and said, "My uncle is here!"

Jia Le hadn't finished speaking yet, four eyes roared again: "What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you call your uncle out for dinner?"

After saying that, he curled his lips at Master Yixiu and said, "Bald Donkey, you are not welcome in our home, where can you go back?"

After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the inner room.

"Taoist, you don't need to do this!" Looking at the four eyes that didn't give him any face at all, Master Yixiu frowned slightly, and said: "We haven't seen each other for half a year, so don't show me the face when we meet!"

Four eyes paused, turned to look at Yixiu, and said: "You don't need to show any face to you!" The voice was very cold, and he didn't give Yixiu any face.

"you!"

The master froze, frowned, and said, "Since you don't welcome us so much, I'd better go back."

After finishing speaking, he turned to Jingjing and said, "Let's go Jingjing, let's go back."

"Ok!"

Jingjing hummed, and followed the master to leave.

"Don't go, master, I made a lot of food!"

Jia Le came over with Su Muchen. When he saw Master and Jingjing walking out, he quickly tried to persuade them to stay.

"Yes, master, let's have a light meal together!" Su Muchen agreed with a smile.

"Who are you?" The master looked at the strange handsome guy in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Hehe, my name is Su Muchen, and I am the younger brother of Brother Simu!" ​​Su Muchen bowed to the master, and then reported his family name.

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