Unlimited super player
Chapter 45 Poor is Reasonable!
Chapter 45 Poor is Reasonable!
The awkward atmosphere lasted for a few seconds, and this time, someone finally couldn't help it.
"Ahem, I'm sorry, I did that fart just now, I'll leave when I get to the fifth floor!"
He didn't stand up and criticize, but admitted it openly.Seeing his apologetic and embarrassing look on his face, the rest of the people looked a little better, and they didn't care so much about who farted.
But just at this moment...
"Pfft! Woooooooo! Puffpuff!"
A series of stinky and loud farts suddenly appeared, and the man was stunned and turned his head in disbelief.
girl!
I admit it, can't you bear it? !
This is great, everyone knows it's you who farts!
but,
He still looks down on people too much!
At this critical moment, another man stood up at the elevator door, patted his chest and said, "What are you looking at! I've never seen fart!"
Then he put his arms around a girl's shoulders and said confidently: "From now on, all the farts from this girl will be counted on my head!"
Is this still possible?
Luo Xiu and the others stared at him dumbfounded... The girl's face was flushed, she lowered her head and couldn't say anything.
Ding!
The elevator door opened again, and Luo Xiu followed the other people who came to the fifth floor and filed out.
The furthest distance in the world is not between birds and fish, but when I am right in front of you, but you don't know it...
It's my fart!
The first two farts were indeed made by the little girl. It is normal for a girl to have a cold stomach, and she is a young man.
But the latter one...
Luo Xiu clutched his belly and walked into the coffee shop.
"Hi sir, what would you like to drink?" The waiter in uniform came over and greeted him with a smile.
Luo Xiu glanced around in the small but exquisite coffee shop, pointed to a certain man in the corner by the window: "Let that gentleman wait for me for a while, I'll go to the bathroom first."
waiter:"……"
I understand the truth, but how should I speak to the guests?
Hello sir, your friend has gone to shit, can you wait a moment? !
Staring at Luo Xiu's back in a daze, the corners of the waiter's mouth twitched because he was so handsome that he was so handsome, and his favorability was -1-1-1-1.
……
Not long after, Luoxiu solved his personal problems and walked out of the toilet lightly.
"It's said that the roadside stalls are not clean, but you old-fashioned wontons are the same! Mo Dan, I will complain to you when I go down!"
At this moment, Luo Xiu felt three gazes... two of which were so resentful that they sent chills down his back.
A stream came from the waitress just now, who knows what she went through just now!Another smell... came from another waitress who looked familiar.
She just looked at Luo Xiu without blinking, as if she wanted to engrave this face "deeply in her mind".
because of her!
It's the little girl who got all the farts in the elevator just now!
embarrassment?
nonexistent!
Luo Xiu completely ignored her, and walked towards the middle-aged man who cast curious eyes.Even as if nothing happened, he said to her: "Thank you for a latte! Remember to add more milk!"
-
1-1-1-1
The little girl's favorability continues to decrease...
"Mr. Luo?"
Seeing him walking straight over, the middle-aged man couldn't help asking curiously.
"Exactly, what's your name?"
"Call me Li Yunlong..."
puff!
Luoxiu looked at him with a very strange look, and said after three seconds: "But Li Yunlong, the leader of the independent regiment? Where is your Italian cannon?"
"What nonsense!" The middle-aged man frowned and decided to skip this question because he was very curious...
"How did Mr. Luo recognize me? I remember that I didn't say in advance where we would meet on the phone, nor did I say in advance whether the person receiving you was a man or a woman?"
"Uh...are you stupid?"
Unexpectedly, Luo Xiu glanced at him with a mentally retarded look: "There are only a few people in the store, who are you? Could it be the young couple over there throwing dog food wildly?"
"But there are others who come alone!"
Li Yunlong was a little uncomfortable being seen, he didn't want to bear the reputation of being a chicken with IQ: "Look over there, that guy has been wearing earphones and chattering for a long time, isn't it suspicious?"
Clinker Luoxiu's eyes became more certain when he heard this: "...Su I'll be blunt...he's an anchor! The money he earns every day is overwhelming, is it possible to do this 800 yuan business?"
Li Yunlong: "..."
Gan!
But this is not over yet, Luoxiu continued to explain: "In addition to the three people mentioned just now, plus you have a total of four partners... I don't think it is possible for a guy in this line of work to bring mock exams for the college entrance examination, with small glasses Brother can rule out..."
"Besides, that Brother Cheng seemed to have impure motives, and the waitress girl also seemed to know him, so she turned her eyes away without any communication."
"Finally, that lady's clothes are very particular about workmanship..."
"Stop talking, let's skip this topic!"
Li Yunlong supported his forehead weakly, and stretched out his hand to stop Luo Xiu from continuing: "I admit that I am poor, so I don't need to say this twice!"
"Okay, let's talk about business!"
Luoxiu picked up the latte and sipped it.
This little girl... is very vengeful!
Then he put down his glass and said to Li Yunlong: "I can accept the price negotiated before, but how can you guarantee that there will be no problems?"
"This is a business of mutual trust, Mr. Luo!" When it came to business, Li Yunlong looked solemn and said seriously: "If you don't trust us, we can't prove it... But think about it, we can't fight each other." Let’s change the gun to another place, and don’t you need money to change the phone? As you said just now, it’s just a business of 800 yuan.”
"Besides, doing business pays attention to steady flow of water. It's really cool to make a lot of money at once, but that's definitely not a businessman, but a liar!"
"We eat technical food and coolie food, definitely not those crap who gave birth to sons without assholes!"
"It looks...you seem to have been cheated? But it doesn't matter!"
Luo Xiu looked at him strangely, thought for a moment, nodded and said: "In this case, then we..."
He put his hand into his arms and took out an envelope.
Watching this scene, Li Yunlong's mouth twitched, his eyelids twitched, and he asked quite speechlessly: "It's only 3000 yuan for express delivery, do you need it?!"
"Be careful sailing for ten thousand years! The money has arrived, where is the goods?"
Li Yunlong took the envelope, opened it and took a look inside: "It's buried in the mud in the south-facing flower bed at the entrance of the biscuit shop on the fourth floor."
Luo Xiu: "..."
Then he stood in awe and clasped his fists together: "It turns out that my brother is a fellow worker, I admire him!"
"Each to each other! Goodbye!"
"Wait, I'll go first! It's easy to take the blame if you leave as soon as you arrive. I'll go first so that my brother won't be suspected!"
"...Brother is still considerate, thank you!"
After waiting for Luo Xiu to leave, Li Yunlong calculated the time and prepared to get up.The little girl who had been staring at this side suddenly came up and said to him, "Sir, I haven't paid for this latte yet!"
Li Yunlong: "..."
Gan!
It turns out that it makes sense for me to be poor!
(End of this chapter)
The awkward atmosphere lasted for a few seconds, and this time, someone finally couldn't help it.
"Ahem, I'm sorry, I did that fart just now, I'll leave when I get to the fifth floor!"
He didn't stand up and criticize, but admitted it openly.Seeing his apologetic and embarrassing look on his face, the rest of the people looked a little better, and they didn't care so much about who farted.
But just at this moment...
"Pfft! Woooooooo! Puffpuff!"
A series of stinky and loud farts suddenly appeared, and the man was stunned and turned his head in disbelief.
girl!
I admit it, can't you bear it? !
This is great, everyone knows it's you who farts!
but,
He still looks down on people too much!
At this critical moment, another man stood up at the elevator door, patted his chest and said, "What are you looking at! I've never seen fart!"
Then he put his arms around a girl's shoulders and said confidently: "From now on, all the farts from this girl will be counted on my head!"
Is this still possible?
Luo Xiu and the others stared at him dumbfounded... The girl's face was flushed, she lowered her head and couldn't say anything.
Ding!
The elevator door opened again, and Luo Xiu followed the other people who came to the fifth floor and filed out.
The furthest distance in the world is not between birds and fish, but when I am right in front of you, but you don't know it...
It's my fart!
The first two farts were indeed made by the little girl. It is normal for a girl to have a cold stomach, and she is a young man.
But the latter one...
Luo Xiu clutched his belly and walked into the coffee shop.
"Hi sir, what would you like to drink?" The waiter in uniform came over and greeted him with a smile.
Luo Xiu glanced around in the small but exquisite coffee shop, pointed to a certain man in the corner by the window: "Let that gentleman wait for me for a while, I'll go to the bathroom first."
waiter:"……"
I understand the truth, but how should I speak to the guests?
Hello sir, your friend has gone to shit, can you wait a moment? !
Staring at Luo Xiu's back in a daze, the corners of the waiter's mouth twitched because he was so handsome that he was so handsome, and his favorability was -1-1-1-1.
……
Not long after, Luoxiu solved his personal problems and walked out of the toilet lightly.
"It's said that the roadside stalls are not clean, but you old-fashioned wontons are the same! Mo Dan, I will complain to you when I go down!"
At this moment, Luo Xiu felt three gazes... two of which were so resentful that they sent chills down his back.
A stream came from the waitress just now, who knows what she went through just now!Another smell... came from another waitress who looked familiar.
She just looked at Luo Xiu without blinking, as if she wanted to engrave this face "deeply in her mind".
because of her!
It's the little girl who got all the farts in the elevator just now!
embarrassment?
nonexistent!
Luo Xiu completely ignored her, and walked towards the middle-aged man who cast curious eyes.Even as if nothing happened, he said to her: "Thank you for a latte! Remember to add more milk!"
-
1-1-1-1
The little girl's favorability continues to decrease...
"Mr. Luo?"
Seeing him walking straight over, the middle-aged man couldn't help asking curiously.
"Exactly, what's your name?"
"Call me Li Yunlong..."
puff!
Luoxiu looked at him with a very strange look, and said after three seconds: "But Li Yunlong, the leader of the independent regiment? Where is your Italian cannon?"
"What nonsense!" The middle-aged man frowned and decided to skip this question because he was very curious...
"How did Mr. Luo recognize me? I remember that I didn't say in advance where we would meet on the phone, nor did I say in advance whether the person receiving you was a man or a woman?"
"Uh...are you stupid?"
Unexpectedly, Luo Xiu glanced at him with a mentally retarded look: "There are only a few people in the store, who are you? Could it be the young couple over there throwing dog food wildly?"
"But there are others who come alone!"
Li Yunlong was a little uncomfortable being seen, he didn't want to bear the reputation of being a chicken with IQ: "Look over there, that guy has been wearing earphones and chattering for a long time, isn't it suspicious?"
Clinker Luoxiu's eyes became more certain when he heard this: "...Su I'll be blunt...he's an anchor! The money he earns every day is overwhelming, is it possible to do this 800 yuan business?"
Li Yunlong: "..."
Gan!
But this is not over yet, Luoxiu continued to explain: "In addition to the three people mentioned just now, plus you have a total of four partners... I don't think it is possible for a guy in this line of work to bring mock exams for the college entrance examination, with small glasses Brother can rule out..."
"Besides, that Brother Cheng seemed to have impure motives, and the waitress girl also seemed to know him, so she turned her eyes away without any communication."
"Finally, that lady's clothes are very particular about workmanship..."
"Stop talking, let's skip this topic!"
Li Yunlong supported his forehead weakly, and stretched out his hand to stop Luo Xiu from continuing: "I admit that I am poor, so I don't need to say this twice!"
"Okay, let's talk about business!"
Luoxiu picked up the latte and sipped it.
This little girl... is very vengeful!
Then he put down his glass and said to Li Yunlong: "I can accept the price negotiated before, but how can you guarantee that there will be no problems?"
"This is a business of mutual trust, Mr. Luo!" When it came to business, Li Yunlong looked solemn and said seriously: "If you don't trust us, we can't prove it... But think about it, we can't fight each other." Let’s change the gun to another place, and don’t you need money to change the phone? As you said just now, it’s just a business of 800 yuan.”
"Besides, doing business pays attention to steady flow of water. It's really cool to make a lot of money at once, but that's definitely not a businessman, but a liar!"
"We eat technical food and coolie food, definitely not those crap who gave birth to sons without assholes!"
"It looks...you seem to have been cheated? But it doesn't matter!"
Luo Xiu looked at him strangely, thought for a moment, nodded and said: "In this case, then we..."
He put his hand into his arms and took out an envelope.
Watching this scene, Li Yunlong's mouth twitched, his eyelids twitched, and he asked quite speechlessly: "It's only 3000 yuan for express delivery, do you need it?!"
"Be careful sailing for ten thousand years! The money has arrived, where is the goods?"
Li Yunlong took the envelope, opened it and took a look inside: "It's buried in the mud in the south-facing flower bed at the entrance of the biscuit shop on the fourth floor."
Luo Xiu: "..."
Then he stood in awe and clasped his fists together: "It turns out that my brother is a fellow worker, I admire him!"
"Each to each other! Goodbye!"
"Wait, I'll go first! It's easy to take the blame if you leave as soon as you arrive. I'll go first so that my brother won't be suspected!"
"...Brother is still considerate, thank you!"
After waiting for Luo Xiu to leave, Li Yunlong calculated the time and prepared to get up.The little girl who had been staring at this side suddenly came up and said to him, "Sir, I haven't paid for this latte yet!"
Li Yunlong: "..."
Gan!
It turns out that it makes sense for me to be poor!
(End of this chapter)
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