Super Mom System

Chapter 102: One Gap, Light Cold, Forty Boats

The six beauties danced to the climax and took the round fans handed over by the maids.

The face is covered by a round fan, the peerless face is looming, the dancing posture is even more enchanting, and the temptation index is doubled.

After dancing to a piece of Pure Land of Bliss, all the guests in the hall have fallen into madness.

The system prompts flashed wildly in Lu Yuan's mind.

"Congratulations to the host, you have successfully completed the side mission of the Pure Land of Bliss, and performed the dance music of the Pure Land of Bliss with five fans, and you have made no mistakes. Add 1 point to your physique, 1 point to your intelligence, and 1 point to your root bones."

Cool!Sure enough, a bone was added!Character explosion ah ha ha ha.

The reason why Zixia came back out of the arena is because the time limit for this side mission is coming soon.As a patient with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, Lu Yuan will never allow the mission to fail.Facts have proved that his decision is absolutely correct.

"Congratulations to the host, the makeup skill proficiency has been reached and the upgrade requirements have been met."

The make-up skill is the first round of skills, and it costs [-] points to upgrade, so Lu Yuan upgraded it easily.

Once you enter women's clothing, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on you are a passerby.Lu Yuan is not so resistant to women's clothing now.On the contrary, I still think, uh, it’s pretty beautiful?

"Description of Advanced Makeup Skills: Auntie is forever, a kind aunt not only has a relentless pursuit of beauty, she will never give up on everyone around her. Advanced makeup skills can be used on other people. If the target is a man, it will also make them Enter the form of a female costume boss."

Lu Yuan was confused, so it can be used on others?He subconsciously looked at Liu Angxing behind General Dou.

The two looked at each other, and Liu Angxing's chrysanthemum tightened for no reason.

At this time, the men in the lobby already looked like pig brothers.

Even women in brothels rarely dance such nakedly seductive dance steps.But all the officials present said that I like it!

"Wonderful, wonderful. The dances of all the young ladies are eye-opening." Pei She clapped her hands and laughed, "It's a pity that there are no lyrics to match, Li Fu, how are you doing with the lyrics?"

Even though Li Fu tried his best not to lose his composure just now, his heart was in turmoil and he couldn't write the last few lines of the song.At this moment, he stood up and bowed his head to the end: "Master Fu, let me think for a moment."

Pei She's face suddenly turned ugly: "Great Talent Li, don't let this county down. Just stand and sit down when you can do it."

Even though Li Fu's skin was as thick as a city wall, he couldn't help but blush.

Everyone turned their attention to the last seat.His eyes were full of playfulness and playfulness.

In fact, at least half of the people here know about Li Fu and Jin Lian.The story of a talented man and a beautiful woman is a common topic of conversation after dinner.The story of Jin Lian becoming a good person also caused a sensation.

There are two small officials present here who are Jinlian's past benefactors.At this moment, the two of them were whispering to each other, thinking they were whispering, but because they had drunk too much, their voices became a little louder.

"Didn't Jin Lian follow Li Fu? I went to look for her half a year ago, but she ignored me after being pushed around. Tsk, tsk, why did you let the prefect buy it again?"

"Who knows, I heard that Prefect Pei wanted to recommend Li Fu to be an official, so he probably sold Jinlian."

"Tsk, I feel sorry for Li Fu, that Jinlian's gentle way on the bed..." After finishing speaking, the little official glanced at Li Fu next to him, "Li Fu is really willing."

"Hey, a woman, no matter how beautiful she is, it's just that, let alone a Yao sister who can be ridden by thousands of people. In this way, he has become a good brother-in-law of the prefect, and won't he have an official position at his fingertips?"

Others may not have heard clearly, but Li Fuke was right beside him.At this moment, the silver teeth are about to be crushed.Under the agitation of the mood, a sudden burst of inspiration broke out, and the writing was like a spirit, and the poem was completed.

He said loudly: "Master Fu, the student occasionally got a song Yulouchun."

Pei She was a little impatient.

Seeing an opportunity to flatter General Cao, he quickly shouted at Li Fu: "Hurry up and chant, what are you dawdling about!"

Li Fu stood up and said in a loud voice: "Jinniang has been able to sing and dance since she was a child. Her actions and expressions are all well-behaved. She will teach the heavens to be ashamed, and she will not be afraid of the jealousy of flying swallows..."

Jin Lian stood in the field, seeing Li Fu standing there in embarrassment, she felt a little sympathy in her heart.Usually, I only saw Li Fu's melodious poetry and reckless expression, but how have I ever seen him being humiliated like this?

After all, he had paid his true feelings for this man, and if he said he didn't care, he was always lying to himself.

At this time, hearing the word "Golden Lady", Jin Lian's heart softened for no reason, and she involuntarily looked at Li Fu.

Could it be, did he regret it?
But I heard Li Fu continue to chant: "Linglong embroidered fan flowers are in Tibetan language. They are like fragrant clouds lining the steps. If the general intends to give a thousand gold, he will only live on the east side of the painting building."

Hearing the last sentence, Jin Lian felt as if she had fallen into an ice cave, and her heart was ashamed.

"Good!!" Pei She was overjoyed, "What a song Yulouchun. Miss Jinlian, why don't you present a song for General Dou?"

The officials made loud noises, and there were applause and whistles.

"Mr. Li is indeed the king of poetry and a master of poetry, what a talent!"

"This word is really suitable for the occasion, haha, isn't it?"

The lyrics of this era are all to be sung.Peishe's arrangement is extremely disgusting.

This poem clearly praises Jinlian for her graceful dancing posture and extraordinary talent.But the last sentence deliberately used the word "general" abruptly, and also said "gift a thousand pieces of gold", which means that as long as you give money to the general, I will be yours, so you can do whatever you want!
This poem happened to be written by Li Fu, and Pei She wanted Jin Lian to sing it!And looking at Li Fu's Gujing Wubo expression, this grandson obviously understood Pei She's intentions.

Not only did he give up his wife, but he also politely said, "Master, please take it easy."

Apart from being contemptuous by all the officials, they couldn't help admiring Li Fu for being thick-skinned and cruel-hearted.He secretly thought that this person would become a great weapon.

But Jin Lian's face turned pale immediately, even though she was a brothel girl, she had never been humiliated like this before.

Li Fu actually walked towards her with a calm demeanor, holding the rice paper on which the poem was written in his hand!

The only good memories left in Jin Lian's heart were also shattered.

The atmosphere in the hall was extremely tense for a while.The officials were laughing and joking, talking and laughing at it.I'm tired of hearing stories about gifted scholars and beautiful ladies, so it's fun to change them.

"Li Fu, you're bullying too much!" Ruhua was already furious, but she didn't expect that Li Fu was shameless.The ancients said that every time more dogs are slaughtered in righteousness, they are always scholars in their hearts.This statement is really true!

She now felt disgusted that she had sung Li Fu's lyrics.As he spoke, he rushed forward and tore Li Fu apart with his hands.

But he heard a gentle voice behind him say, "I'll come."

When Ru Hua and Jin Lian turned their heads, seeing that it was Zixia, they were inexplicably relieved.

Lu Yuan finally couldn't listen to it anymore, mother, the humblest person is invincible!
Even if he is uneducated, Li Fu's last sentence can still be understood.Li Fu is simply a fighter among scumbags, and he even acts as a tortoise himself and pimps for his old lover!
He patted Jinlian on the back and stood in front of her.

"Poet King Ciba, that's all!"

Li Fu fixed his figure at a distance of three steps away from them.

"Why did this girl say that?"

"Your word lacks talent, and it loses your reputation as a genius."

"Oh? The girl also understands words?"

Zixia nodded: "I understand a little. It's no problem to teach you how to write lyrics."

For a while, there were boos from all around. I didn't expect that the woman in red could compose poems?And threatened to teach the poet king to write lyrics?

Pei She is also very interested, but he still remembers the purpose of tonight.That is to get Jinlian to General Dou's bed!Moreover, Pei She, the girl in red, is determined to win, and doesn't want her to show off.

Pei She hurriedly stopped her: "If you have a good song, you can sing it later. Jinlian, why don't you sing that Yulouchun quickly?" At this moment, Liu Yingxing coughed and poked Dou Wei on the back. He said softly, "Let the girl in red sing first."

Only then did Old General Dou come back from his trance, he laughed and said, "Don't worry, the prefect, I would like to hear what good songs the red lady has. Why don't we let her sing first, is it harmless?"

Pei She couldn't refute, so he could only follow his words: "Since that's the case, let's sing quickly, little lady."

Zixia smiled sweetly, and everyone was so fascinated that they didn't dare to look at her.

"This song can't be sung easily. If there is no success, singing is also boring. The little girl wants to make a bet with Li Caizi. You can be a witness, if the song the little girl sings is not as good as Li Caizi's song, I would like to give you a thousand gold as a gift." .If you beat Mr. Li..."

Li Fu didn't care. Although this woman in red was as beautiful as a fairy, she was just a prostitute after all.Together with the poems, this is the last pride in Li Fu's heart. With mixed feelings tonight, this Yulouchun can be said to be an extraordinary performance, and it is already a rare masterpiece.It's just that, as a talented man, comparing his talents with the women in the brothel, it's unavoidable that he won't be able to win by force.So I didn't answer the call.

Seeing that Li Fu was silent, someone interrupted: "So what if the young lady wins? Mr. Li has nothing to lose, I'm afraid there is no gold and silver to lose to you."

Zixia stared at Li Fu and said, "I don't want a penny from you, I just want your clothes."

Li Fu was confused and didn't know what her intention was.

At this time, everyone urged Li Fu to get out of the way. They couldn't wait to hear the red lady's lyrics.A petty official even stepped forward and pulled Li Fu down directly.

There was only Zixia left in the arena.

I saw her jade arms raised slightly, and her face half covered with a small fan.

There was obviously no accompaniment, but the ethereal and gentle accompaniment was inexplicably remembered in the minds of everyone in the venue.

This accompaniment is like a qin, not a qin, or a wind instrument, but the sound quality flows like moonlight.

"If life is just like the first sight, what is the autumn wind and sad painting fan."

An indescribable melancholy hit everyone's hearts.Even Pei She, who has a heart of stone, felt a depression in his chest.

The person involved, Jin Lian, was instantly infatuated.

Yes, that day, in the spring breeze downstairs, the man was leaning against the willow tree. His eyes were pure and clear, and the breeze was blowing the hair on his forehead. Everything was so beautiful.

Li Fu was originally standing aside respectfully, but when he heard this sentence, he was struck by lightning.

If he loses, he loses with just this one sentence.

"How is this possible? I am full of talents, but the court is filthy and no one appreciates it. But I, Li Fu, think that my talents are not inferior to others! Why, why can a mere brothel girl utter such sentences!"

"It's easy to change an old person's heart, but it's easy to change an old person's heart~"

Jinlian leaned her head on Ruhua's shoulder, yes, people's hearts are fickle, so why did I put my true feelings on that man.

"Lishan language is half past midnight, tears, rain, and bells will never complain

How about Bo Xing Jin Yilang, who will wish for that day. "

Zixia sings and dances, her words are short, but her melancholy is long.She sang repeatedly, and everyone fell into deep thought.

When Zixia finished singing, a needle could be heard in the originally noisy lobby.

Unspeakable melancholy hangs over the lobby like reality.

Jinlian was already in tears.That's all, let him go, now really, there is nothing to worry about.

Gradually, the officials came to their senses one after another.

Especially Pei She, he was a little annoyed. Things seemed to have deviated from his control. This lady in red was really a disaster and took away the souls of the men present.

"How?" Zixia ignored the others and walked up to Li Fu step by step, "How about the outcome?"

Li Fu blushed, and said angrily, "Who the hell are you!"

"My name is Zixia."

"Zixia?" Li Fu murmured. His good friend Tang Baihu seemed to have written him a letter, saying that it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and Zhenhai City had a talented woman. song head.At that time Li Fu thought that it must have been given to Zixia by some great poet.

"No, it's impossible!" Li Fu growled with a distorted face, "How could I lose to a woman!!"

"You lost, so take off your clothes and this disguise and let the woman you used to see what you really look like!"

Only then did Li Fu understand what Zixia meant. Could it be that she wanted to...

At this moment, Zixia winked at Liu Yanxing, and the young master immediately understood.He immediately pulled together the strong guard beside him, and came out, "Haha, all the adults seem to have heard it. Talent Li will have to pay for his clothes if he loses. Let me help him."

After saying that, the two rushed over with grinning grinning, and put Li Fu's coat down in front of everyone.

Liu Angxing looked back, but heard Zixia say: "What the little girl wants is all the clothes."

Liu Angxing couldn't help smacking his tongue secretly, is it so ruthless?
But when he thought about it, this man surnamed Li was really hateful, and when he got ruthless, he stripped him naked.

Tianxiang upstairs, suddenly burst into laughter.

A group of officials headed by Pei She slapped the table, laughing until tears splashed.

"Wahhaha, what is this, it's too small!"

The girls turned their heads away, unable to bear to catch a glimpse.

It is really embarrassing for a generation of talents to end up like this.

Li Fu was clean and tidy, wanting to die of shame and indignation.It feels like all the beliefs in life have collapsed.

He pushed Liu Angxing away and fled.Liu Angxing hurriedly chased after him, and in a panic, Li Fu rushed to the window next to the canal.

Under the huge stimulation, this guy's brain became hot, he opened the window and jumped down.

Fortunately, Liu Angxing and the guard reacted quickly, caught up in time, and grabbed his hand.

Li Fuben was in a sudden rush, hanging outside the window, and suddenly woke up from the cold wind.

"Pull me up quickly, help!"

However, Liu Yanxing was not in a hurry at this time.The boy was embarrassed because he saw a large row of brightly lit boats lining up in the canal below Tianxiang.

So Liu Angxing signaled to the guards to hang Li Fu on purpose and not to pull him up.

In the canal, the people on the boat noticed the wonderful scene on the Tianxiang Tower, and shouted: "Hey, come out and see, there is a white butt on the Tianxiang Tower!"

Liu Angxing couldn't help but said: "I'm very popular with poets. This is exactly what happened. The whole house is full of flowers and drunk with three lowly guests, and the whole house is full of flowers and drunk, and the whole house is full of flowers and drunk, and forty boats are cold!"

(End of this chapter)