Super Mom System

Chapter 109 I'm playing with mud in the hole

"System: Host, are you sure you want a lively song?"

Lu Yuan: "Yes, let's make an appointment with an action-packed song, the more intense it is."

"System: Let's go~"

Lu Yuan sank into his dantian, ready to sing and dance.

But I heard a curry-smelling brother's voice in my mind: "Hate~~~ah~~hey~~~hungry~~!"

Followed by the dense sound of Indian tambourines.

No, I am playing mud in the Northeast? !

While complaining, Lu Yuan danced unrestrainedly to the melody.

"What a cold winter, what a cold winter, what a cold winter with big balls!"

Lu Yuan twisted his shoulders, swung his arms, and followed the drumbeat with his feet in ecstasy.

He deliberately controlled the range of action of the square dancing skills, ensuring that it could cover the entire yard without affecting Su Xiaobai and the others outside.

"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!"

Although the magic sound filled his brain, Lu Yuan still heard the muffled sound coming from the ruins of the earthen house.

There is indeed someone down there!

In the cave, Jiao Chuang was completely stunned, and the sound of singing and drumming sounded inexplicably in his mind.Jiao Chuang swears that he has never heard such an ugly tune in his life, and he can't help but dance to the tune!
The hand crossbow had been thrown out and hit the dirt wall. Even the arrows of the crossbow were fired, and it was almost impossible to hit him.

The burrow was small and damp, and Jiao Chuang had only danced for a while before he slammed his head against the dirt wall, the mud seeped out, and the mud covered Jiao Chuang's head and face.

Hands and feet also smashed against the earthen wall, and they couldn't hold back their strength at all, and they smashed loudly.

"Ah~ how cold~ I'm playing with mud in the hole!"

"Although the cave is not big, I don't have a home on the shore!"

"How cold~~"

Jiao Chuang understood the words "how cold" and "playing with mud" from the very beginning, but these words were repeated in his mind like a monk chanting scriptures!
Jiao Chuang gradually understood everything.

"Did I get possessed by staying in the cave for too long? Or did the souls of Sujiazhuang many years ago ask for my life?"

Jiao Chuang was filled with fear. As the dance became more and more intense, all the wounds on his body burst open and he instantly became a bloody man.

On the ground, Lu Yuan jumped more and more happily.

The tune was absolutely poisonous, every joint in his body writhed.

Lai Da and the others looked stupid outside, what is the boss doing, are you dancing masters?

A security guard wanted to go in, but was held back by Cui Peng.

He had been repaired by Lu Yuan's square dancing skills in the past, and he knew how powerful Lu Yuan's "illusion skills" were.

Lu Yuan even used the 720-degree rotation on the spot.

"It's not right to be tired in the hole, too tired to love and cry~"

"How cold it is~"

Jiao Chuang felt that he had gone crazy, and he heard the dog barking "Wow, woof, woof, woof" in his head.

The numerous blood debts committed in Sujiazhuang many years ago resurfaced in front of my eyes.

At that time, one of Jiao Chuang's capable men was captured and killed by the government due to a report by the villagers of Sujiazhuang.In order to retaliate, Jiao Chuang led people to a bloodbath in Sujiazhuang.That day they not only killed people and set fires, but also raped women in the village.

"Yeah Lang, you Bai Ji Nai, Bai Di Nai, really awesome!"

"So it's not tiring to press her~!"

"Wow woof woof woof woof~!"

The lyrics in his mind were like a life-threatening mantra, repeatedly impacting Jiao Chuang's nerves.

Jiao Chuang felt that countless pairs of bloody hands were coming out of the dark cave to strangle his neck, and a cold voice was calling for his life.

He wailed in despair: "I shouldn't kill people and set fires, I shouldn't have raped my son-in-law, Taishang Laojun, Tathagata Buddha, no matter who it is, please accept your supernatural powers!"

What he responded to was a terrifying succession of head shaking movements.

"What a cold winter, what a cold winter, what a cold winter with big balls!"

Jiao Chuang shook his head and drilled around the dirt wall like an electric drill. It didn't take long before his consciousness began to blur.

At this time, Lu Yuan had just jumped to the climax.

After a ghostly electronic sound, the worst lyrics came.

"It's so cold, my brother gave my sister a fat time, and my sister came over and beat me to death, and my sister is gone~"

Also repeated three or five times.Shame explodes!
"You make my sister fat again~"

"It's so cold~"

"..."

"It's so cold. I sell cut cakes in Jiangnan. Three pounds and two ounces is just right, with plenty of blueberries and dates~"

"..."

"What a cold winter, what a cold winter, what a cold winter with big balls!"

In the end, Lu Yuan ended with a continuous stomping motion, and there was no movement under the ground.

He walked into the ruins of the earthen house and found that there was indeed a hole in the ground. It was originally covered with wooden boards and covered with soil.

Now it seems that it was pushed away by the people below.

Lu Yuan suddenly opened the wooden board and saw a guy covered in blood and dirt underneath, burying his face in the wall and rubbing it.

"Head up!"

The man slowly raised his head and met Lu Yuan's eyes.

"Jiao Chuang?!"

Lu Yuan thought that what was hidden in the cave was the remnants of the water thief, but he didn't expect it to be the boss of the water thief!How many people are chasing him, but he didn't expect to hide here!
Jiao Chuang's current appearance is really miserable, his eyebrows and beard are covered with mud, and the wounds on his head, face and neck are still bleeding.

Hearing someone call his name, Jiao Chuang twitched his mouth and started giggling.

Lu Yuan called the security guards to come in, and dragged Jiao Chuang out of the cave.

"Do you have any accomplices, and where are they?" Lu Yuan didn't know whether he was pretending to be stupid or really stupid, so he hurriedly interrogated.

But Jiao Chuang didn't respond at all, and there was no look in his eyes.

"Jiao Chuang!" Lu Yuan looked directly into his eyes and said, "Look into my eyes, let's have a heart-to-heart talk."

Jiao Chuang still looked mentally retarded.

"Answer me honestly, why are you here?"

"Hey. I'm playing in the mud in the hole. I have no home on the shore."

"Where's your mate?"

"Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang!"

It's over, this guy is already demented, and his face is getting paler and his voice is getting weaker.

Lu Yuan put Cui Peng and Lai Da in charge of guarding, and ordered the security guards to control Jiao Chuang

At this time, Su Xiaobai walked over slowly and stared at Jiao Chuang's face for a long time.

"It's you!" Su Xiaobai's expression changed from confusion to hatred, "You were the one who killed my parents!"

Lu Yuan wondered: "Really?"

Su Xiaobai pursed his lips and said, "I will never forget it in my life. That day, it was this person with a scar on half of his face who led people to destroy our entire village and kill my parents."

Xiaobai is very sober now, and what he said is absolutely believable.

Lu Yuan secretly sighed in his heart, this world is too wonderful.

The so-called reincarnation of heavenly principles, retribution is not good, and the odds of life are nothing more than this.

At this time, Cui Peng came over and handed Su Xiaobai a knife, and at the same time looked at Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan did not object.

Su Xiaobai didn't answer, she shook her head calmly: "My parents wouldn't want me to do this."

Lu Yuan was relieved, when Jiao Chuang was about to tell everyone to take them to retreat, Jiao Chuang's head slowly drooped. After bleeding for so long, he finally deserved to die.

Lu Yuan stretched out his hand, and Jiao Chuang was no longer breathing.

Depressed, the system won't count me as a murderer, so points will be deducted.

"System: Don't worry, the host will not deduct warmth points. Jiao Chuang died from his injuries, and you had no intention of killing anyone. Of course, the most important thing is that no points will be deducted for killing animals."

(End of this chapter)