Super Mom System

Chapter 139 This milk is made of gold

"Instructions for Visiting Heaven and Earth

Suzhou Fuya invites all sages to visit and experience the high-level clubs in heaven and earth for free. Here are three chapters

[-]. Do not damage the facilities of the clubhouse. If there is any damage, you will be compensated according to the price.

[-]. Do not harm the livestock in the club. If there is any violation, you will be compensated according to the price.

[-]. It is not allowed to touch the ** of the staff in the clubhouse. If you touch it once, you will be fined one hundred taels of gold. "

Wang Yang took a sip of the wine and before he could swallow it, he couldn't help but spit it all out.

The first two of the three chapters of the contract are understandable, but the last one is simply unbelievable.Touch a fine of one hundred taels.This must be the Queen's **.

All the people present who had read the visiting instructions all turned their attention to Hong Baichuan.

The third article is clearly aimed at Boss Hong.

Hong Baichuan also looked at it, with veins popping up on his forehead. He stood up and protested loudly: "Master Taishou, these three chapters of the agreement will make me laugh to death. You didn't say anything in advance, just wrote a few pieces of paper casually, and you want to cheat me, Lao Hong, from my money?" This is Porcelain!"

Hong Baichuan didn't wait for Lu Yuan to respond, turned around and shouted to everyone: "Everyone, shopkeepers, have you seen this? Prefect Lu just said that we don't need a penny for a cup of tea, and now he's slapping himself in the face!"

Lu Yuan smiled: "I just said I don't want you to donate money, but I didn't say I don't want you to compensate."

He picked up a piece of visiting instructions, spread it out and said to everyone: "Bosses, these visiting instructions have been printed a long time ago, and each one is the same. If you don't believe me, please pass it around and have a look. If you have ever done book printing, please You should know that printing books requires engraving and then printing. Even the most skilled engraver needs several days to carve a block. How could I have predicted that your boss, Hong, would touch the vagina of one of my employees today? "

Everyone exchanged the papers in their hands and compared them with each other. They were exactly the same.An expert said: "It is indeed printed. It's just that the engraving master's craftsmanship is a bit poor and the handwriting is not neat."

Everyone thought that less than half an hour had passed since Hong Baichuan yelled and touched his breast just now.In such a short period of time, it is too late for the gods to carve wooden boards and then print them.

Therefore, the "breast touching" clause was obviously not added temporarily, but had been decided by Prefect Lu long ago.

Wang Yang's brain is big, and he can't help thinking, could it be that Prefect Lu really has the ability to foretell?This is just too scary.There are many rumors about this eunuch, who can solve cases when he is promoted, and can deliver babies when he resigns. It is said that he single-handedly killed dozens of family members of Cai Daxun, killing Chunfenglou blood into rivers.

It's not uncommon for such a person to be able to predict the future!

Thinking of this, a chill penetrated Tianling Gai from the soles of Wang Yang's feet.Prefect Lu is unfathomable and cannot be offended!

"Ridiculous!" Hong Baichuan blushed, "Even if it's the lady of the imperial court, it's not so expensive to have a night package. Besides, I, Lao Hong, just touched it. You just touch porcelain, and I don't accept it!"

Hong Baichuan simply sat down with his neck stuck, with an expression of what can you do to me.

His tablemates immediately pulled their chairs farther away to keep their distance from him.Hong Baichuan dared to confront the eunuch, but they didn't dare. They didn't want to bring disaster to Chi Yu if they got into trouble.

"It seems that you don't know me very well." Lu Yuan clapped his hands, and immediately a dozen security guards poured in outside the restaurant, all of them vicious, and three of them actually held porcelain in their hands.

Everyone doesn't understand now, what are you doing here with a vase instead of a stick?

Lu Yuan moved his finger, and the five security guards immediately rushed over with their bare hands and knocked Hong Baichuan down.

Hong Baichuan became impatient at this moment: "What do you want to do? Are you going to abuse lynching in broad daylight? I have people in Beijing, I am not afraid of you!"

Lu Yuan walked over and squatted next to him and said, "I don't have anything else to do. I just want to tell you how I got into trouble."

After speaking, he took a vase from a security guard, rounded it, and hit Hong Baichuan on the head with a slap.

The broken pieces of porcelain immediately shattered all over the floor.

All the bosses were stunned.The only sound left in the entire restaurant was Hong Baichuan's screams.

"It is said that Cai Xiangguo likes this vase with fish scale pattern very much." Lu Yuan said, "Experts estimate at least 3000 taels. Tsk tsk, shopkeeper Hong, you smashed it with your head."

"System: Host, I just like you talking nonsense in a serious manner. This vase was obviously smashed by you when you took the Tiger Guard camp to search the house. It took a few craftsmen in the Tiger Guard camp all night to glue it back."

Hong Baichuan said angrily: "How dare you..."

"Snapped!"

Another plate greeted his forehead, and a stream of blood flowed down from his forehead, Hong Baichuan choked back the last half of the sentence.

"Oh, that's incredible. Boss Hong, you are looking for something expensive to smash. This dragon and phoenix seven-color glaze plate is the only one in the world. The price is immeasurable. Look, it's gone again! Even if Boss Hong is rich, you often I'm sorry for such a waste."

"You, you!" Hong Baichuan was completely suppressed and was speechless.

"What are you?" Lu Yuan's eyes turned cold, "Do you know who is in charge of Suzhou City now? I invite you to come here with a good voice and good manners. I will serve you with delicious food and drinks. You are shameless."

As he spoke, he raised another celadon pen holder and said coldly: "Whether this pen holder used by Wang Xizhi can be saved depends on what you say, Boss Hong."

After Lu Yuan finished his round, he wanted to greet Hong Baichuan's head again.

"Convinced!" Hong Baichuan screamed like a pig being killed in fright, "I am convinced, Mr. Lu prefect, you have a lot, so forgive me."

Hong Baichuan had been reckless all his life, but he never thought that Lu Yuan, as a member of the government, was even more reckless than him.He was really convinced and quickly surrendered.

"Crack!" The emerald-green pen holder rubbed against Hong Baichuan's ear and hit the ground.

"Tsk tsk! Speak faster next time. It's all your unlucky fault. This sacred pen holder, a treasure passed down from generation to generation, is gone!" Lu Yuan clapped his hands and said, "Boss Hong smashed so many in our club. What should I do with this thing?”

There was silence all around.

Before Lu Yuan hit him, Wang Yang was pouring wine for Boss Du. At this moment, the wine had already overflowed from the glass and flowed all over the floor.Boss Du didn't even react when he hit his nose with chopsticks.It is indeed the Hongmen Banquet!

Ah Fu, the dog-leg king, was also stunned and did not even praise him immediately.On the contrary, the half-dead Hong Baichuan had a strong desire to survive and immediately said: "You should compensate according to the price!"

"Well, it's good to know."

"Everyone, have you seen Boss Hong accidentally break three pieces of porcelain?"

"Look, I saw it!"

This is complete nonsense, but the bosses have decided to bow to the evil forces.

Lu Yuan waved his hand to let the security guards let go of Hong Baichuan, lifted him up by the collar of his bathrobe, and patted the broken porcelain off the collar for him.

"Boss Hong, please make a written note. I'll do some calculations and give you a discount. You'll pay 1 taels of silver for three pieces of porcelain. In addition, write down the 100 taels of gold. If Boss Hong doesn't have money, You can also use medicinal materials to pay off the debt." Lu Yuan smiled, "After all, I'm not a devil."

Everyone gasped, Hong Baichuan just wanted to refute Lu Yuan's face, is the price so heavy?
But I heard Hong Baichuan say in despair: "I, I stand."

Then everyone watched helplessly as the security guard brought pens and paper, and Hong Baichuan signed on the spot.Only then did Lu Yuan let him go, and asked people to help Hong Baichuan go down to treat his injuries.

Lu Yuan put on a harmless smile again: "I have finished speaking. Who is in favor of and who is against the government-citizen joint disaster relief plan?"

Unsurprisingly, everyone agreed.

(End of this chapter)