Super Mom System
Chapter 179
Chapter 179
"fifty thousand!"
"Touch! Dongfeng."
"Eighty thousand."
"Hey, wait, Mama Niu, you fired the cannon! Haha, it's all the same, you're stupid!" Zixia smiled and rubbed her hands, "Each person has eight ear scrapers, hurry up and smoke them all."
"Clap clap clap..."
Four people sat around the red sandalwood Eight Immortals table, Concubine Niu Gui, Concubine Chen Hui, Concubine Lu De had flushed cheeks, and Zixia's face was not damaged at all.
That's right, Zhao Jie's three concubines are playing mahjong with Zixia.
The thing is like this, yesterday afternoon, Zixia had a tongue-in-cheek battle with the concubines, crowding them all to shame, and finally escaped unscathed.
After Zixia left, Concubine Niu couldn't swallow this breath.At this time, the youngest Concubine Lu De suggested: "Anger hurts the liver, sister must not get angry. My sister has a good idea, and I will definitely tell my sister to let go of this anger tomorrow."
Concubine Niu hurriedly said, "Sister Lu, tell me quickly."
Concubine Lu Def said proudly: "Sister, I have a new set of wonderful things called Mahjong tiles. They were passed down from Suzhou. Not many people in Kaifeng know how to do it. I will send people back to the palace to get them now. Let's Let’s practice and ask Han Meimei to come over and play mahjong tomorrow. I don’t believe she won’t be embarrassed.”
Concubine Niu was a little worried: "But I won't know how to wait."
"Sister, don't worry, this mahjong is somewhat similar to a horse hanging. We will definitely learn it after practicing all night! Besides, with me here, the three of us will beat one of her tomorrow. There is absolutely no reason for us to miss it."
Concubine Chen Hui chimed in: "This method is good. I am the most proficient in horse hanging, so I must learn quickly."
Concubine Niu no longer hesitated, nodded and said: "Okay! Let's do it like this."
Concubine Lu De really asked someone to go back and fetch a set of bamboo mahjong tiles.This thing is produced in Suzhou, and a pair costs ten taels of silver.
The three concubines spent half the night playing mahjong in Huaning Palace. Anyway, the emperor must spend the night with the little bitch and won't come.In fact, Zhao Jie has just experienced a stroke, and he has restrained a lot, and has been recuperating in the main hall of Funing Palace.
When it was almost dawn, Niu Guifei and the three of them had a plan in mind. They had even discussed the secret code for collusion, and were waiting for the eighth day of the lunar month to kill "Han Meimei" without leaving any trace behind.
The next morning, when Zixia came to Huaning Palace and saw the mahjong tiles, it took her a long time not to laugh out loud.
What do you mean, playing big swords in front of Guan Gong, discussing herbs in front of Hua Tuo, and fighting monsters in front of Ultraman?
Concubine Niu smiled and said, "Sister Han, these are mahjong tiles. How many will you play with us?"
"This, I don't know how to do this."
"We'll teach you. Sister Han is so smart, she'll definitely be able to learn it soon."
Concubine Lu De helped: "That's right, it's very simple."
Zixia pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and it took an hour of clumsiness to "learn".
Niu Guifei and others were taught painfully, but they were happy in their hearts. With their IQ, they could be easily crushed.
They figured that "Han Meimei" was familiar with the rules, so the fight officially started.
Concubine Niu said: "Let's talk about it first, let's play and play, we must have a bit of luck."
Zixia smiled and said, "I don't have any money."
"It doesn't matter if you don't have money. If you lose, just slap your ear. One ear slap is worth 100 taels of silver."
Concubine Niu Guifei wanted to get rid of Zixia's ear, and she was already in trouble.
"Okay, don't pay me. If you lose, I'll slap myself in the face and make a sound."
Concubine Niu gritted her teeth and agreed, three of them beat one, nothing to be afraid of.
Zixia watched the three of them flirt, and had already seen through everything.Today’s game is about Sanniang’s teaching son, so be careful.
After the fight started, the nightmare of Niu Guifei and others began.
Niu Guifei took the first hand, and the opening cards were very beautiful. You can listen to the cards after eating two cakes.She remained calm and made a gesture of holding her breasts with both hands.
Concubine Chen Hui was sitting at her home, looking at her in a daze.
Sitting opposite Niu Guifei, Zixia guessed it right away.
"This is for two cakes."
She looked at the pair of biscuits in her hand and smiled without saying a word.
After three rounds, the second cake still did not appear.But Zixia has already adjusted the card type, and she can listen to the card by just touching it.
Concubine Niu was in a hurry, and kept repeating the milk-holding action.
Zixia just wanted to cover her face, elder sister, how dare you be more obvious.If you dare to do this in the chess and card room of later generations, you will be given a discount.
Concubine Niu gestured repeatedly, and Concubine Chen Hui suddenly realized, she gritted her teeth and opened her one, two, three cakes.
"Two biscuits!"
Concubine Niu was overjoyed, before she could say the word to eat, Zixia yelled: "Touch!"
With three pieces and two cakes lying down, Concubine Niu almost shut herself down. She comforted herself: "It's okay, there is one last one."
In the next round, Zixia got another one: "Gong!"
Touching the cards, the belly of her finger ran across the face of the cards, Zixia smiled.Slapped the cards on the table with the backhand: "Huh, big pair, bloom on the kong!"
The first one is sixteen, this is sixteen ear blows!
Zixia smiled and said: "Everyone, please excuse me."
"Crack, snap, snap."
While slapping themselves, the three concubines cursed "Han Meimei" in circles in their hearts.
"Too light, haven't you had breakfast?"
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
"System: Concubine Niu slapped her face, you get 300 fault-finding points."
"system:……"
Sixteen ears were scraped, and the faces of the three concubines were burning with pain.
They looked at each other, and they must find their way back next time.
In the second hand, Concubine Niu was still full of luck, and started to draw.Seven pairs, Hu Yaoji.
Concubine Niu is so anxious. If Erbing has something on her body, she's so worried.What should I do with this Yaoji?
With an idea, she pointed at the crotch of Eunuch Ma standing behind her.
Concubine Lu De understood in seconds!
She immediately dismantled her whiteboard pair, because the god of wealth in this hand is [-], so the whiteboard took the place of [-].
"forty thousand!"
"Eat!" Zixia hurried to eat the card when Concubine Lu De went to the house.Two to three to forty thousand flattering.
Concubine Lu De sneered secretly, what's the use of eating it, Niu Niangniang can play cards!
Then she and Concubine Niu looked at each other, just in time to see the other's confused face.
"Aren't you stupid, why don't you!"
In the next round, Concubine Lu threw out the remaining white board.
"forty thousand!"
"I'll eat again!" Forty-five to sixty thousand, happy!
This time Zixia listened to the cards again, the four played for two rounds, and finally Chen Huifei fired.
Chicken Hu, some.
After Concubine Lu De slapped her ears, she excused herself to relieve herself and dragged Concubine Niu away.
As soon as she left the room, Concubine Lu De became emotional: "Didn't you say you want a whiteboard? What do you mean if you don't mind?"
Concubine Niu felt wronged and said: "I'm not talking about a white board, what I want is a chicken!"
Concubine Lu De was depressed: "Then what are you referring to Mr. Ma's place for? His chicken has long since disappeared! What is it if it's not a whiteboard?"
"He..." Concubine Niu held back for a long time, but still did not continue.
The two returned to their seats, full of confidence and ready to fight again.
However, all of this was seen by Zixia.This group of people is not good enough and their acting skills are poor. Zixia really can't think of any reason why she would lose.
In fact, Zixia is indeed invincible on the mahjong table.
"bump!"
At the same time, thousands of miles away in the north, north of Bazhou City.
"Oh!"
A cannon rang out in the Jurchen company battalion, and a hundred thousand Jurchen troops assembled, aiming at Bazhou!
(End of this chapter)
"fifty thousand!"
"Touch! Dongfeng."
"Eighty thousand."
"Hey, wait, Mama Niu, you fired the cannon! Haha, it's all the same, you're stupid!" Zixia smiled and rubbed her hands, "Each person has eight ear scrapers, hurry up and smoke them all."
"Clap clap clap..."
Four people sat around the red sandalwood Eight Immortals table, Concubine Niu Gui, Concubine Chen Hui, Concubine Lu De had flushed cheeks, and Zixia's face was not damaged at all.
That's right, Zhao Jie's three concubines are playing mahjong with Zixia.
The thing is like this, yesterday afternoon, Zixia had a tongue-in-cheek battle with the concubines, crowding them all to shame, and finally escaped unscathed.
After Zixia left, Concubine Niu couldn't swallow this breath.At this time, the youngest Concubine Lu De suggested: "Anger hurts the liver, sister must not get angry. My sister has a good idea, and I will definitely tell my sister to let go of this anger tomorrow."
Concubine Niu hurriedly said, "Sister Lu, tell me quickly."
Concubine Lu Def said proudly: "Sister, I have a new set of wonderful things called Mahjong tiles. They were passed down from Suzhou. Not many people in Kaifeng know how to do it. I will send people back to the palace to get them now. Let's Let’s practice and ask Han Meimei to come over and play mahjong tomorrow. I don’t believe she won’t be embarrassed.”
Concubine Niu was a little worried: "But I won't know how to wait."
"Sister, don't worry, this mahjong is somewhat similar to a horse hanging. We will definitely learn it after practicing all night! Besides, with me here, the three of us will beat one of her tomorrow. There is absolutely no reason for us to miss it."
Concubine Chen Hui chimed in: "This method is good. I am the most proficient in horse hanging, so I must learn quickly."
Concubine Niu no longer hesitated, nodded and said: "Okay! Let's do it like this."
Concubine Lu De really asked someone to go back and fetch a set of bamboo mahjong tiles.This thing is produced in Suzhou, and a pair costs ten taels of silver.
The three concubines spent half the night playing mahjong in Huaning Palace. Anyway, the emperor must spend the night with the little bitch and won't come.In fact, Zhao Jie has just experienced a stroke, and he has restrained a lot, and has been recuperating in the main hall of Funing Palace.
When it was almost dawn, Niu Guifei and the three of them had a plan in mind. They had even discussed the secret code for collusion, and were waiting for the eighth day of the lunar month to kill "Han Meimei" without leaving any trace behind.
The next morning, when Zixia came to Huaning Palace and saw the mahjong tiles, it took her a long time not to laugh out loud.
What do you mean, playing big swords in front of Guan Gong, discussing herbs in front of Hua Tuo, and fighting monsters in front of Ultraman?
Concubine Niu smiled and said, "Sister Han, these are mahjong tiles. How many will you play with us?"
"This, I don't know how to do this."
"We'll teach you. Sister Han is so smart, she'll definitely be able to learn it soon."
Concubine Lu De helped: "That's right, it's very simple."
Zixia pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and it took an hour of clumsiness to "learn".
Niu Guifei and others were taught painfully, but they were happy in their hearts. With their IQ, they could be easily crushed.
They figured that "Han Meimei" was familiar with the rules, so the fight officially started.
Concubine Niu said: "Let's talk about it first, let's play and play, we must have a bit of luck."
Zixia smiled and said, "I don't have any money."
"It doesn't matter if you don't have money. If you lose, just slap your ear. One ear slap is worth 100 taels of silver."
Concubine Niu Guifei wanted to get rid of Zixia's ear, and she was already in trouble.
"Okay, don't pay me. If you lose, I'll slap myself in the face and make a sound."
Concubine Niu gritted her teeth and agreed, three of them beat one, nothing to be afraid of.
Zixia watched the three of them flirt, and had already seen through everything.Today’s game is about Sanniang’s teaching son, so be careful.
After the fight started, the nightmare of Niu Guifei and others began.
Niu Guifei took the first hand, and the opening cards were very beautiful. You can listen to the cards after eating two cakes.She remained calm and made a gesture of holding her breasts with both hands.
Concubine Chen Hui was sitting at her home, looking at her in a daze.
Sitting opposite Niu Guifei, Zixia guessed it right away.
"This is for two cakes."
She looked at the pair of biscuits in her hand and smiled without saying a word.
After three rounds, the second cake still did not appear.But Zixia has already adjusted the card type, and she can listen to the card by just touching it.
Concubine Niu was in a hurry, and kept repeating the milk-holding action.
Zixia just wanted to cover her face, elder sister, how dare you be more obvious.If you dare to do this in the chess and card room of later generations, you will be given a discount.
Concubine Niu gestured repeatedly, and Concubine Chen Hui suddenly realized, she gritted her teeth and opened her one, two, three cakes.
"Two biscuits!"
Concubine Niu was overjoyed, before she could say the word to eat, Zixia yelled: "Touch!"
With three pieces and two cakes lying down, Concubine Niu almost shut herself down. She comforted herself: "It's okay, there is one last one."
In the next round, Zixia got another one: "Gong!"
Touching the cards, the belly of her finger ran across the face of the cards, Zixia smiled.Slapped the cards on the table with the backhand: "Huh, big pair, bloom on the kong!"
The first one is sixteen, this is sixteen ear blows!
Zixia smiled and said: "Everyone, please excuse me."
"Crack, snap, snap."
While slapping themselves, the three concubines cursed "Han Meimei" in circles in their hearts.
"Too light, haven't you had breakfast?"
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
"System: Concubine Niu slapped her face, you get 300 fault-finding points."
"system:……"
Sixteen ears were scraped, and the faces of the three concubines were burning with pain.
They looked at each other, and they must find their way back next time.
In the second hand, Concubine Niu was still full of luck, and started to draw.Seven pairs, Hu Yaoji.
Concubine Niu is so anxious. If Erbing has something on her body, she's so worried.What should I do with this Yaoji?
With an idea, she pointed at the crotch of Eunuch Ma standing behind her.
Concubine Lu De understood in seconds!
She immediately dismantled her whiteboard pair, because the god of wealth in this hand is [-], so the whiteboard took the place of [-].
"forty thousand!"
"Eat!" Zixia hurried to eat the card when Concubine Lu De went to the house.Two to three to forty thousand flattering.
Concubine Lu De sneered secretly, what's the use of eating it, Niu Niangniang can play cards!
Then she and Concubine Niu looked at each other, just in time to see the other's confused face.
"Aren't you stupid, why don't you!"
In the next round, Concubine Lu threw out the remaining white board.
"forty thousand!"
"I'll eat again!" Forty-five to sixty thousand, happy!
This time Zixia listened to the cards again, the four played for two rounds, and finally Chen Huifei fired.
Chicken Hu, some.
After Concubine Lu De slapped her ears, she excused herself to relieve herself and dragged Concubine Niu away.
As soon as she left the room, Concubine Lu De became emotional: "Didn't you say you want a whiteboard? What do you mean if you don't mind?"
Concubine Niu felt wronged and said: "I'm not talking about a white board, what I want is a chicken!"
Concubine Lu De was depressed: "Then what are you referring to Mr. Ma's place for? His chicken has long since disappeared! What is it if it's not a whiteboard?"
"He..." Concubine Niu held back for a long time, but still did not continue.
The two returned to their seats, full of confidence and ready to fight again.
However, all of this was seen by Zixia.This group of people is not good enough and their acting skills are poor. Zixia really can't think of any reason why she would lose.
In fact, Zixia is indeed invincible on the mahjong table.
"bump!"
At the same time, thousands of miles away in the north, north of Bazhou City.
"Oh!"
A cannon rang out in the Jurchen company battalion, and a hundred thousand Jurchen troops assembled, aiming at Bazhou!
(End of this chapter)
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