Super Mom System

Chapter 205 The King Has Papers
Erhei didn't want to drink, he wanted to die.

But under Lu Yuan's despotic power, he had no room to resist at all.Erhei took a small sip carefully, planning to give up after one sip, and just pass by.Unexpectedly, this pumpkin porridge is a gelatinous body, and he can't stop biting at it!After eating a bowl of "Casting by the River", Erhei seems to have experienced dozens of reincarnations, and experienced the ups and downs of the world.

"Hiccup~"

The bowl is small, and Lu Yuan is not satisfied with it.But after Erhei finished drinking, the strong feeling of fullness made him hiccup again and again.

Erhei smash it, smash it mouth, this taste seems to be okay?
"Come on, leaders, Erhei has tasted the first soup, don't lag behind!"

The faces of all the leaders are ashen.

"I'll drink it!" Die-hard fan Zhu Liu took the initiative to stand up and drank a bowl too.

He had made up his mind to die, and he forced himself to drink it only with his extraordinary willpower.

After taking a bite, Zhu Liu raised his eyebrows: "It's delicious!"

After a few sips, he drank and licked the bottom of the bowl clean.

"Brothers and sisters, Mr. Lu's pumpkin porridge is really full!"

Dozens of bosses came forward suspiciously and lined up to drink.

More and more people said that it was delicious, and those hungry minions and their family members couldn't bear it any longer, and everyone rushed to finish the pumpkin porridge in the ten water tanks.

This group of people actually exchanged common sense with each other.

"This bowl of porridge is worth five bowls!"

"Yeah, I feel like my waist doesn't hurt anymore, my legs don't hurt anymore, and I don't feel breathless when I walk."

"That's right, I'm feeling strong now, and I'm not hungry at all!"

"System: Add 40 to the warmth points from refugee A."

"System: Add 50 warmth points from Refugee B."

"..."

Thousands of messages directly drove the message prompt module of Auntie system to a halt.

"System, it's time for you to upgrade. You can't handle this little prompt message."

"System: The host, mainly because your brain capacity is not enough."

"..."

In Suzhou City, Liu Angxing, Gu Yigao, and Lu Yuan's stepmother Tian Tuan are anxiously waiting for Lu Yuan's return.

Having just experienced a big battle, the Tiger Guards and Flying Tigers are already at the end of their strength.

The spies reported that thousands of peasant troops were approaching Suzhou, and the news spread quickly in the city of Suzhou.

Landlords in Suzhou were afraid of pirates, but not so afraid of peasants.

In order to defend Suzhou, servants from various aristocratic families were urgently mobilized and stationed on the city wall of Xumen.

The eastern city wall had already collapsed due to fire, and if the peasant army came around to the east, they could only use the lives of the Tiger Guards to fight it.

Xiaoyue said: "I believe in you, young master."

"Your Excellency is certainly powerful, but after all we have to deal with thousands of people." Gu Yigao said, "We have to organize troops out of the city to meet him."

"Old Gu, don't worry, Lu Yuan is smarter than a monkey when he's covered in hair. He will be fine. We just need to keep the city safe."

The setting sun gradually fell from the depression, and the afterglow coated the ridge with a layer of gold.

At this moment, dense figures appeared under the setting sun.

"Enemy attack! Prepare! Lift the drawbridge!"

"Why, why are there so many people?"

The servants experienced war for the first time, and most of them had cold hands and feet, and they wanted to retreat unconsciously.

At this time, another scout rode into the city before the suspension bridge was raised.

"Report~ Master Lu went deep into the tiger's lair, recruited five thousand traitors alone, and returned triumphantly!"

Gu Yigao looked to the west and saw Lu Yuan galloping out of the crowd in the peasant army formation, a big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground.

"Son!"

"grown ups!"

The city wall fell into a sea of ​​joy.

……

Suzhou was finally saved.After counting the battle damage and trophies afterwards, 30 people were killed in the Suzhou Flying Tigers, and more than 100 people were killed in the Tiger Guards Battalion, all young and middle-aged.However, Lu Yuan recruited [-] peasant troops, including more than [-] adult men.In addition, when the Flying Tigers went east to eliminate the remnants of the pirates and regained the lost land, they also captured dozens of pirate ships at the port of Huating Town, including the three large ships full of saltpeter and sulfur from Peach Blossom Island.There are so many raw materials that the pirates simply cannot use them up.This time Lu Yuan made a fortune.

In the next few days, Lu Yuan reorganized the peasant army and eliminated 30 women and children.He placed the children in a newly built nursery in Suzhou, and let the women make full use of their strengths to be self-reliant.For the remaining [-] strong men, Lu Yuan asked Gu Yigao to select [-] people to add to the Flying Tigers, and the rest were all incorporated into the Tiger Guards.The generous salary and generous treatment of the Tiger Guards made these bitter people feel that they have come to heaven, and their sense of happiness is overwhelming.

Since then, Suzhou City finally has a well-organized defense force.

In order to strengthen the control of the peasant army, Lu Yuan rewarded Erhei and other leaders of the peasant army, directly throwing money at them to turn them into fans.They arranged for them to go to the bathhouse to take a bath together.Lu Yuan activated his tattoo skills and tattooed the word "loyalty" on the back of each boss.Even the most stubborn Erhei has changed a lot.

By the end of the month, the situation in Suzhou finally stabilized.

However, in Yangzhou, north of Suzhou City, Song Hai, a veteran rebel, has developed a very large force.

There is a saying in an ancient poem: "Wrap a hundred thousand guan around your waist, and ride a crane down to Yangzhou."

The leader of Song Hai has more than 4 peasant troops under his command, known as 28.On October [-], Song Hai rode a donkey and captured the defenseless city of Yangzhou.The wealthy households in Yangzhou City were looted.Even the palace of the late emperor Zhao Jie in Yangzhou City was not spared.

Song Hai was a rough man. After entering the palace, he was deeply shocked by the royal style in the palace.

"Grandma, what a bear, the emperor's toilet is all pure gold!"

This old man captured several old eunuchs and was confused by their flattery.His head became hot, and he actually proclaimed himself emperor!
Song Hai claimed to be the emperor of Wencheng, martial arts, virtue, immortality, blessing and eternal glory, and he issued an enthronement edict to the whole country in a dignified manner.

After proclaiming himself emperor, he did two things. First, he announced that girls over the age of 16 in the city were not allowed to marry.All must be selected by the draft ambassadors sent by Song Hai.Anyone with a bit of beauty will be sent to the palace.

Second, Song Hai eats and drinks every day, and Chu Gong must use the golden toilet that Zhao Jie used.

Even at this time, he had to follow two eunuchs by his side.One is responsible for conveying Song Hai's oral instructions in a timely manner, and the other is responsible for serving.

These two eunuchs were already very old, and within a few days, the one in charge of wiping Song Hai's butt fell seriously ill.Song Hai had no choice but to randomly find a farmer named Shanwazi to replace him.

This mountain boy has made great military achievements, and he is very dissatisfied with getting a job as a butt wiper. He is also an upright guy, and he stood outside the toilet when Song Hai came out.

Song Hai finished his work and coughed.

The eunuch passing the decree immediately shouted: "The emperor has a decree~!"

Song Hai frowned and said, "I'm done, no paper!"

The eunuch added: "The emperor has no papers!"

Shanwazi was confused: "Is there paper or not?!"

Song Hai got angry: "Tell him to bring paper!"

Eunuch: "The emperor has a decree ~ bring the paper!"

Shanwazi was angry: "If there is paper, let me take it?!"

(End of this chapter)