Super Mom System
Chapter 23 The Funeral
Chapter 23 The Funeral
After the farce, Lu Shuang and Lu Quan came.Lu Yong excused himself to be seriously ill, so he didn't come, so he called a few sons to come over to make up the numbers.
Seeing that Zhao Yu and others were present, Lu Shuang and Lu Quan politely remained silent.Lu Yuan is the head of the family, he wants to recognize his mother, and no one else can control him.
The juniors in the West Courtyard were chattering, but they didn't dare to say it out loud.
Soon, the housekeeper Lu Ping welcomed in the first guest to express condolences.
At this time, Lu Yuan discovered another very annoying problem.
That is, he was saying "hey hey hey" all night long, and the smile on his face solidified.
"System, think of a way. I've only heard that when mourning, filial sons and virtuous grandchildren faint from crying. What kind of trouble am I smiling?"
"Have you watched System: Alliance 3?"
"???"
"Smile in the face of death."
"..."
There was no other way, so Lu Yuan had to try hard to control his facial expression, looking like a mentally retarded person.
The person who came was Ye Quan, and he came as a representative of the prefect's mansion.
"Master Lu, I express my condolences to you. Your Majesty is busy with official duties, so I entrusted me to pay my respects on your behalf."
Ye Quan saluted, and Lu Yuan returned the salute.
"Thank you prefect!"
Taking advantage of the opportunity of the two people getting close, Ye Quan whispered:
"Lu An is a tight-lipped old man, but don't worry, things will come to light soon."
Is this going to be torture?Well done!
"I suspect that my father was also shot and died in one day. Please sir, interrogate him strictly and give my father justice."
"Is this happening? Don't worry, young master, I will definitely report it to the governor and get to the bottom of it."
Lu Yuan bowed his thanks.
Ye Quan twitched a few times, then lowered his voice and said, "Liu Yanei asked me to bring you a message."
"what did he say?"
"Let's go whoring together when we have time." Ye Quan is still a blushing face despite his age.Liu Taishou was a serious and upright man, but he gave birth to a son who was so out of character.
"..."
Lu Yuan was speechless. Each of these people are going to piss me off, right?
Ye Quan left soon after expressing condolences.
Immediately afterwards, there was an endless stream of businessmen, gentry and celebrities in the city, and everyone in the Lu family was overwhelmed.
Fortunately, this group of people just bowed and saluted symbolically, said a few words and then left. If everyone kowtowed, Lu Yuanguang would be exhausted if he returned the salute.
Lu Yuan knew that the Lu family's reputation was notorious on the street, and these wealthy households looked sad on the surface, and they might be happy in their hearts.The expressions on several faces did not know whether they were crying or laughing.
For example, Boss Chen of Chenjia Rice Shop almost blurted out the words "congratulations" when he saw Lu Yuan.
How did Lu Yuan know?Look at the mouth shape!
The Chen family rice store has always been beaten by the Lu family food company. Now that the old fox Lu Yi has passed away, and the new owner is a young child, Boss Chen is of course happy.
What's more, Boss Wang of Wang's silk and satin shop, when Lu Yuan returned the gift to him, this guy actually exploded with warmth points.
"System: Add 20 warmth points from Wang Wendong."
Fuck, what do you mean?
My dead dad makes you feel so warm?
Grandson, I remember you.The owner of a silk and satin shop, right? My family also has one, just wait and see.
There is more than one such talent.Almost all walks of life have representatives to send warmth to Lu Yuan.This made Lu Yuan realize the reputation of the Lu family once again.
The condolences continued until the evening, and famous merchants all over the city came here, and Lu Yuan was almost paralyzed from exhaustion.
But a total of 200 warmth points have been received!The loss caused by notoriety is made up today!
The main purpose of those who came to express condolences was to observe the sudden appearance of the Lu family heir to see if he was as aggressive as Lu Yi.
Most people's conclusion is that this guy is a dud and nothing to be afraid of.
Only a handful of people said that this young master of the Lu family was unfathomable.
"He has always had a half-smile expression on his face, which makes people shudder." A certain big family said.
"The tiger father has no dogs, this man must be superior to the second son of the Lu family." A certain gentry who knew something about it said so.
The next day happened to be an auspicious day, so it was appropriate to hold a funeral.
Because auspicious days are rare, it will be more than ten days before the next auspicious day.Lu Yuan and Lu Shuanglu discussed it and decided to hold the funeral tomorrow.Lu family was born as a bandit, as long as the show is big enough, it's okay to be a little hasty.
Early the next morning, Lu Yuan was deducted another 200 points, leaving 750 warmth points, completely stress-free.
Except for Lu Yong and his wife who pretended to be sick and Lu Ping who had other tasks, almost all the men and women of the Lu family were mobilized. Hundreds of monks and Taoists were also invited to chant sutras and perform rituals. The funeral procession was so long that it took up several miles. .
The funeral procession set off at dawn, because the city gate might not be able to squeeze out any later.
There were already many people in the team, but even more people spontaneously saw off Mr. Lu Yilu!
When the funeral procession passed through the streets, the streets were almost empty.
The common people rushed to tell each other, they were so happy that they all ran, and they were short of putting on lights and festoons.
"System: This scene is really full of gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, red flags waving, and crowds of people."
Lu Yuan suspected that if he yelled bad things about his cheap dad at this time, he would be able to get as many warmth points as he wanted.
The prefect's mansion had the foresight to send three squads of government officials to maintain order on the streets.
There were countless hawkers in the crowd.There are those who sell sugar-painted candied haws, melon seeds and peanuts, and the crowds are like going to a temple fair.
Although the Lu family has always been domineering, they cannot attack the entire city at this time.Moreover, the West Court and the East Court are in the same situation. The North and South Courts are waiting and watching, and most people are happy to watch the show.
As a filial son, Lu Yuan was going to lead the way at the head of the funeral procession, and the journey along the way was miserable.
It's not that the people who blocked the way didn't want to let go, they couldn't help being crowded.Even if Lu Yuan activates the crowded bus skill, there is no guarantee that the team behind will follow, so he can only slowly move forward.
It took the team more than half an hour to reach the south gate.
Just in time for farmers from the southern suburbs to sell vegetables in the city, it was a mess.
It's not easy for this group of vegetable farmers. They wait at the city gate before dawn and sneak in as soon as the city gate opens.Who knew there were family members inside rushing to attend the funeral?
The people in front want to retreat, but the people behind don’t know and are still pushing forward.
The city gate was blocked, and the guard sergeant was shouting and yelling, but there was nothing he could do.
After Lu Yuan died, some people began to discuss.
"Didn't you say that the master of the family has unparalleled martial arts skills and can kill gods and Buddhas if he blocks them?"
"Yeah, there are only a few vegetable farmers blocking the way, why can't we do anything?"
"I'm afraid it's just a gangster, and he will be very powerful against his own family."
"Brothers, let him see how our Lu family does things."
Lu Yuan looked back and saw a few people from the west courtyard walking out of the queue.
The leader was Lu Yong's eldest son, Lu Meng, with a beard and thick muscles, he was even tougher than his father.This guy is young and full of vigor, seeing that his father was beaten up yesterday, he was already suffocated in his heart.Seeing an opportunity to overwhelm Lu Yuan today, how could he miss it?
This guy took seven or eight people across Lu Yuan, and rushed to the city gate to beat anyone he saw. For a while, ghosts were crying and wolves were howling, and wailing was everywhere.
The guards at the city gate knew it was the Lu family, so they looked up at the sky and whistled, but they didn't care.
The last few vegetable farmers were thrown on the ground, and the vegetables and fruits were scattered all over the ground. The rest knew that the enemy was the Lu family, and they all ran back to the city gate.
Lu Meng clapped his hands and returned to the team. When he passed Lu Yuan, he didn't forget to mock: "This is how we, the Lu family, do things."
The road to the city gate is smooth.Lu Yuan felt that doing so would make his reputation even worse, so he ordered a few stewards to stay, count the losses of the vegetable farmers and double the compensation.
None of the vegetable farmers burst out with warm points, and all of them looked at Lu Yuan with resentment.
"System: Warning, the host's reputation has dropped again. If it continues to decline, it will fall to the next level."
"What the fuck is it none of my business this time?"
"System: Who made you the head of the Lu family."
"Fuck!"
(End of this chapter)
After the farce, Lu Shuang and Lu Quan came.Lu Yong excused himself to be seriously ill, so he didn't come, so he called a few sons to come over to make up the numbers.
Seeing that Zhao Yu and others were present, Lu Shuang and Lu Quan politely remained silent.Lu Yuan is the head of the family, he wants to recognize his mother, and no one else can control him.
The juniors in the West Courtyard were chattering, but they didn't dare to say it out loud.
Soon, the housekeeper Lu Ping welcomed in the first guest to express condolences.
At this time, Lu Yuan discovered another very annoying problem.
That is, he was saying "hey hey hey" all night long, and the smile on his face solidified.
"System, think of a way. I've only heard that when mourning, filial sons and virtuous grandchildren faint from crying. What kind of trouble am I smiling?"
"Have you watched System: Alliance 3?"
"???"
"Smile in the face of death."
"..."
There was no other way, so Lu Yuan had to try hard to control his facial expression, looking like a mentally retarded person.
The person who came was Ye Quan, and he came as a representative of the prefect's mansion.
"Master Lu, I express my condolences to you. Your Majesty is busy with official duties, so I entrusted me to pay my respects on your behalf."
Ye Quan saluted, and Lu Yuan returned the salute.
"Thank you prefect!"
Taking advantage of the opportunity of the two people getting close, Ye Quan whispered:
"Lu An is a tight-lipped old man, but don't worry, things will come to light soon."
Is this going to be torture?Well done!
"I suspect that my father was also shot and died in one day. Please sir, interrogate him strictly and give my father justice."
"Is this happening? Don't worry, young master, I will definitely report it to the governor and get to the bottom of it."
Lu Yuan bowed his thanks.
Ye Quan twitched a few times, then lowered his voice and said, "Liu Yanei asked me to bring you a message."
"what did he say?"
"Let's go whoring together when we have time." Ye Quan is still a blushing face despite his age.Liu Taishou was a serious and upright man, but he gave birth to a son who was so out of character.
"..."
Lu Yuan was speechless. Each of these people are going to piss me off, right?
Ye Quan left soon after expressing condolences.
Immediately afterwards, there was an endless stream of businessmen, gentry and celebrities in the city, and everyone in the Lu family was overwhelmed.
Fortunately, this group of people just bowed and saluted symbolically, said a few words and then left. If everyone kowtowed, Lu Yuanguang would be exhausted if he returned the salute.
Lu Yuan knew that the Lu family's reputation was notorious on the street, and these wealthy households looked sad on the surface, and they might be happy in their hearts.The expressions on several faces did not know whether they were crying or laughing.
For example, Boss Chen of Chenjia Rice Shop almost blurted out the words "congratulations" when he saw Lu Yuan.
How did Lu Yuan know?Look at the mouth shape!
The Chen family rice store has always been beaten by the Lu family food company. Now that the old fox Lu Yi has passed away, and the new owner is a young child, Boss Chen is of course happy.
What's more, Boss Wang of Wang's silk and satin shop, when Lu Yuan returned the gift to him, this guy actually exploded with warmth points.
"System: Add 20 warmth points from Wang Wendong."
Fuck, what do you mean?
My dead dad makes you feel so warm?
Grandson, I remember you.The owner of a silk and satin shop, right? My family also has one, just wait and see.
There is more than one such talent.Almost all walks of life have representatives to send warmth to Lu Yuan.This made Lu Yuan realize the reputation of the Lu family once again.
The condolences continued until the evening, and famous merchants all over the city came here, and Lu Yuan was almost paralyzed from exhaustion.
But a total of 200 warmth points have been received!The loss caused by notoriety is made up today!
The main purpose of those who came to express condolences was to observe the sudden appearance of the Lu family heir to see if he was as aggressive as Lu Yi.
Most people's conclusion is that this guy is a dud and nothing to be afraid of.
Only a handful of people said that this young master of the Lu family was unfathomable.
"He has always had a half-smile expression on his face, which makes people shudder." A certain big family said.
"The tiger father has no dogs, this man must be superior to the second son of the Lu family." A certain gentry who knew something about it said so.
The next day happened to be an auspicious day, so it was appropriate to hold a funeral.
Because auspicious days are rare, it will be more than ten days before the next auspicious day.Lu Yuan and Lu Shuanglu discussed it and decided to hold the funeral tomorrow.Lu family was born as a bandit, as long as the show is big enough, it's okay to be a little hasty.
Early the next morning, Lu Yuan was deducted another 200 points, leaving 750 warmth points, completely stress-free.
Except for Lu Yong and his wife who pretended to be sick and Lu Ping who had other tasks, almost all the men and women of the Lu family were mobilized. Hundreds of monks and Taoists were also invited to chant sutras and perform rituals. The funeral procession was so long that it took up several miles. .
The funeral procession set off at dawn, because the city gate might not be able to squeeze out any later.
There were already many people in the team, but even more people spontaneously saw off Mr. Lu Yilu!
When the funeral procession passed through the streets, the streets were almost empty.
The common people rushed to tell each other, they were so happy that they all ran, and they were short of putting on lights and festoons.
"System: This scene is really full of gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, red flags waving, and crowds of people."
Lu Yuan suspected that if he yelled bad things about his cheap dad at this time, he would be able to get as many warmth points as he wanted.
The prefect's mansion had the foresight to send three squads of government officials to maintain order on the streets.
There were countless hawkers in the crowd.There are those who sell sugar-painted candied haws, melon seeds and peanuts, and the crowds are like going to a temple fair.
Although the Lu family has always been domineering, they cannot attack the entire city at this time.Moreover, the West Court and the East Court are in the same situation. The North and South Courts are waiting and watching, and most people are happy to watch the show.
As a filial son, Lu Yuan was going to lead the way at the head of the funeral procession, and the journey along the way was miserable.
It's not that the people who blocked the way didn't want to let go, they couldn't help being crowded.Even if Lu Yuan activates the crowded bus skill, there is no guarantee that the team behind will follow, so he can only slowly move forward.
It took the team more than half an hour to reach the south gate.
Just in time for farmers from the southern suburbs to sell vegetables in the city, it was a mess.
It's not easy for this group of vegetable farmers. They wait at the city gate before dawn and sneak in as soon as the city gate opens.Who knew there were family members inside rushing to attend the funeral?
The people in front want to retreat, but the people behind don’t know and are still pushing forward.
The city gate was blocked, and the guard sergeant was shouting and yelling, but there was nothing he could do.
After Lu Yuan died, some people began to discuss.
"Didn't you say that the master of the family has unparalleled martial arts skills and can kill gods and Buddhas if he blocks them?"
"Yeah, there are only a few vegetable farmers blocking the way, why can't we do anything?"
"I'm afraid it's just a gangster, and he will be very powerful against his own family."
"Brothers, let him see how our Lu family does things."
Lu Yuan looked back and saw a few people from the west courtyard walking out of the queue.
The leader was Lu Yong's eldest son, Lu Meng, with a beard and thick muscles, he was even tougher than his father.This guy is young and full of vigor, seeing that his father was beaten up yesterday, he was already suffocated in his heart.Seeing an opportunity to overwhelm Lu Yuan today, how could he miss it?
This guy took seven or eight people across Lu Yuan, and rushed to the city gate to beat anyone he saw. For a while, ghosts were crying and wolves were howling, and wailing was everywhere.
The guards at the city gate knew it was the Lu family, so they looked up at the sky and whistled, but they didn't care.
The last few vegetable farmers were thrown on the ground, and the vegetables and fruits were scattered all over the ground. The rest knew that the enemy was the Lu family, and they all ran back to the city gate.
Lu Meng clapped his hands and returned to the team. When he passed Lu Yuan, he didn't forget to mock: "This is how we, the Lu family, do things."
The road to the city gate is smooth.Lu Yuan felt that doing so would make his reputation even worse, so he ordered a few stewards to stay, count the losses of the vegetable farmers and double the compensation.
None of the vegetable farmers burst out with warm points, and all of them looked at Lu Yuan with resentment.
"System: Warning, the host's reputation has dropped again. If it continues to decline, it will fall to the next level."
"What the fuck is it none of my business this time?"
"System: Who made you the head of the Lu family."
"Fuck!"
(End of this chapter)
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