Super Mom System
Chapter 263 Beat it
Chapter 263 Beat it
Benji was originally Batulu on the snowy field, and with the blessing of true qi from a cultivator, his strength has surpassed the limit of ordinary people.
Not to mention the anomaly Lu Yuan.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The two punched out numerous phantoms, and the air waves generated by the confrontation even overturned people ten meters away.
Dozens of moves have been fought in an instant.
Lu Yuan played Wang Baquan, and Bangui learned killing techniques since he was a child, and he was still a tie.
After all, Benji is a mortal, with blood spilling from his seven orifices.
"Feng Yanli, instead of being a good national teacher, you want to make yourself look like a ghost?" Lu Yuan said scornfully, "What's the point of hiding one's head and showing one's tail?"
"It's better than you being neither male nor female."
The two of them ping-pong-pong from the ground to the top of the Drum Tower.
The combination of fists and feet drives the bronze bell to clang.
"boom!"
There was another fierce confrontation, the two jumped away and stood on the east and west sides of the Drum Tower.
Only then did Lu Yuan have time to observe the situation of others.
I saw everyone in the Flying Tigers broke into pieces, fighting with Jurchen warriors several times their own.There are still several circles of Jurchens squeezing towards the center outside.
Although there was a huge disparity in numbers, the Jurchen warriors lay in ambush in the fire, and most of them suffered severe burns.The Flying Tigers counted one as ten, and they were inextricably killed at the same time.
They have been alert all their lives, and they are stubborn. They took Lu Yuan's instructions to save people to heart and devoted themselves to saving people, but they only saved a few people.
"Jie Jie Jie, look, the Jurchens you saved with all your true qi will come to kill you in turn." Benji said with a sinister smile, "Why are you doing this? Don't suppress yourself anymore Come on, come on, use your spells to kill all the Jurchens, I know you can."
To be honest, Lu Yuan was planning to do this, but when Benji said so, Lu Yuan hesitated instead.
Feng Yanli is too evil, whenever someone dies, red vitality will flow into Benji's body.When he was in Yingzhou Mountain, Ying once said that the five fairy mountains rely on the positive energy of the world to protect the world.These red vitality are obviously the opposite of positive energy.
There is no way, since it cannot be killed, it is better to continue dancing.
"Can't you do it, fellow daoist?" Benji said, "I admire you very much, so don't mind calling you that. To tell you the truth, this deity only uses [-]% of its strength, and you don't even know where the deity's body is. You have no chance of winning if this continues. There are still two thousand Jurchens, and you only have two hundred. Hurry up, what are you waiting for, do what you are best at!"
Lu Yuan couldn't help but laugh. Feng Yanli was indeed a qualified villain.
"Haven't you heard the saying that villains die because they talk too much?"
Lu Yuanxin said that what I am best at is of course square dancing! CD ultra-short, strong battery life!
The cooldown is up, it's show time!
Lu Yuan gathered all his attention, raised his hand and rang the bronze bell with the wind of his palm.
"Boom! Boom! Da! Da!"
"Beep, beep, beep!"
The dynamic electronic sound echoed in everyone's minds.
"They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
......"
MJ's famous song "beat it" grabbed everyone's heart.
Most people may not be familiar with this name, but there is a famous lyric in it, "just beat it!" (transliterated as "crush him to death!") which is well-known in another parallel time and space.
Lu Yuan began to shake to the rhythm and looked directly at Benji.
"It's useless, your move is ineffective against this deity. This deity is going to kill me."
Everyone under the bell tower has already started dancing, but Benji still acts as if nothing happened.
Lu Yuan smiled wryly, it seems that he has to use his trump card!
"The battle suit is dispatched!"
Lu Yuan took out a tight-fitting dance skirt from his arms and threw it into the air, flung his hands to the sides, and the men's clothing on his body fell to the ground.
Just like in the Sailor Moon anime, the girls' transformation animation lasts for several minutes, but the enemies are always waiting silently.It only took Lu Yuan a moment to complete his disguise.
At this time, a gap appeared in the dark clouds in the sky, revealing several bright stars.
"System: Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, you have learned super makeup skills! Do you want to spend [-] warmth points to learn?"
Cool, I learned the skills again.The embarrassing thing is that Lu Yuan has no points!
"System: It doesn't matter, the points can be credited."
Got credit again?A strong smell of gnawing on his father came to his face.
"System, tell me in advance if there are any pitfalls!"
"System: Host, which one of us is with whom. Credit is just a small side effect."
"What side effects?"
"System: It's better not to say it, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it. Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for prepaying 100 warmth points and learning the super makeup skill. The super makeup skill increases the charm by 100% and the attractiveness to adult men by 100%. , all skills are [-]% more effective on adult men. Special effect: cool lighting effects when dressed as a woman. No man can resist an aunt wearing makeup, no one is difficult!!"
The brilliant starlight is like a searchlight on the stage, breaking through the black mist of dawn, and sprinkled on the bell tower.
The handsome and coquettish man disappeared, replaced by a passionate dancer, Zixia came again!The eyes of all the male creatures under the bell tower were instantly attracted by her.women and children instead
"Jie Jie Jie, have you finally revealed your true colors?" Benji's voice was still Feng Yanli's, but his eyes also changed, becoming the same as the people below the clock tower.
Zixia looked up at the sky and sighed: "It's a pity that I can't see the moon, otherwise it could mean that it will destroy you."
After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and threw the strand of hair that was pounding in front of him behind his head, and took advantage of the opportunity to pose with his hips and hips twisted.
Tight leather jacket, S-shaped figure, big wavy long hair!
Straight male cancers thousands of years ago have never seen this before, and now there is another full moon, they can immediately become werewolves!
Zixia stretched out her slender thighs and used MJ's moonwalk.
“…..The Fire’s In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear”
Zixia turned around.
The men circle around.Feng Yanli was not spared either.
Zixia does the splits!
There was a sound of bones rubbing against each other.
"So Beat It, Just Beat It!"
"Crush him to death!"
"You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
You better run away, get as far away as you can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
Don't let anyone bleed, don't be brave
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
You want to be tough, better be your best
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad
So go away!but you want to play hard
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Go away, just go away!
No One Wants To Be Defeated
no one wants to be beaten
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fighter
Although you are ruthless and strong when fighting
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
It doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong
Just Beat It, Beat It
So go away! "
Although this song is an English song, Zixia's singing skills can completely convey the spirit of the song to the minds of every audience.
With Zixia's strong singing and dancing.Information popped out of my mind.
"System: Add 200 warmth points from Wendy Hana's IELTS."
"System: Add 100 to the warmth points from Asizhun Sea Fog."
"..."
These are all Jurchen names!what's the situation?
Zixia herself was stunned.
After a dance.
The men under the bell tower were free.I saw that the Jurchen warriors did not launch another attack. Instead, they abandoned the Flying Tigers soldiers around them, turned around and fled to the north!
"This, this is impossible!" Benji said angrily, "These are bloodthirsty demons. How could they be deserters?"
The English lyrics quote is a bit longer, and it also has a translation.Mainly read without translation.Book friends please forgive me.
(End of this chapter)
Benji was originally Batulu on the snowy field, and with the blessing of true qi from a cultivator, his strength has surpassed the limit of ordinary people.
Not to mention the anomaly Lu Yuan.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The two punched out numerous phantoms, and the air waves generated by the confrontation even overturned people ten meters away.
Dozens of moves have been fought in an instant.
Lu Yuan played Wang Baquan, and Bangui learned killing techniques since he was a child, and he was still a tie.
After all, Benji is a mortal, with blood spilling from his seven orifices.
"Feng Yanli, instead of being a good national teacher, you want to make yourself look like a ghost?" Lu Yuan said scornfully, "What's the point of hiding one's head and showing one's tail?"
"It's better than you being neither male nor female."
The two of them ping-pong-pong from the ground to the top of the Drum Tower.
The combination of fists and feet drives the bronze bell to clang.
"boom!"
There was another fierce confrontation, the two jumped away and stood on the east and west sides of the Drum Tower.
Only then did Lu Yuan have time to observe the situation of others.
I saw everyone in the Flying Tigers broke into pieces, fighting with Jurchen warriors several times their own.There are still several circles of Jurchens squeezing towards the center outside.
Although there was a huge disparity in numbers, the Jurchen warriors lay in ambush in the fire, and most of them suffered severe burns.The Flying Tigers counted one as ten, and they were inextricably killed at the same time.
They have been alert all their lives, and they are stubborn. They took Lu Yuan's instructions to save people to heart and devoted themselves to saving people, but they only saved a few people.
"Jie Jie Jie, look, the Jurchens you saved with all your true qi will come to kill you in turn." Benji said with a sinister smile, "Why are you doing this? Don't suppress yourself anymore Come on, come on, use your spells to kill all the Jurchens, I know you can."
To be honest, Lu Yuan was planning to do this, but when Benji said so, Lu Yuan hesitated instead.
Feng Yanli is too evil, whenever someone dies, red vitality will flow into Benji's body.When he was in Yingzhou Mountain, Ying once said that the five fairy mountains rely on the positive energy of the world to protect the world.These red vitality are obviously the opposite of positive energy.
There is no way, since it cannot be killed, it is better to continue dancing.
"Can't you do it, fellow daoist?" Benji said, "I admire you very much, so don't mind calling you that. To tell you the truth, this deity only uses [-]% of its strength, and you don't even know where the deity's body is. You have no chance of winning if this continues. There are still two thousand Jurchens, and you only have two hundred. Hurry up, what are you waiting for, do what you are best at!"
Lu Yuan couldn't help but laugh. Feng Yanli was indeed a qualified villain.
"Haven't you heard the saying that villains die because they talk too much?"
Lu Yuanxin said that what I am best at is of course square dancing! CD ultra-short, strong battery life!
The cooldown is up, it's show time!
Lu Yuan gathered all his attention, raised his hand and rang the bronze bell with the wind of his palm.
"Boom! Boom! Da! Da!"
"Beep, beep, beep!"
The dynamic electronic sound echoed in everyone's minds.
"They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
......"
MJ's famous song "beat it" grabbed everyone's heart.
Most people may not be familiar with this name, but there is a famous lyric in it, "just beat it!" (transliterated as "crush him to death!") which is well-known in another parallel time and space.
Lu Yuan began to shake to the rhythm and looked directly at Benji.
"It's useless, your move is ineffective against this deity. This deity is going to kill me."
Everyone under the bell tower has already started dancing, but Benji still acts as if nothing happened.
Lu Yuan smiled wryly, it seems that he has to use his trump card!
"The battle suit is dispatched!"
Lu Yuan took out a tight-fitting dance skirt from his arms and threw it into the air, flung his hands to the sides, and the men's clothing on his body fell to the ground.
Just like in the Sailor Moon anime, the girls' transformation animation lasts for several minutes, but the enemies are always waiting silently.It only took Lu Yuan a moment to complete his disguise.
At this time, a gap appeared in the dark clouds in the sky, revealing several bright stars.
"System: Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, you have learned super makeup skills! Do you want to spend [-] warmth points to learn?"
Cool, I learned the skills again.The embarrassing thing is that Lu Yuan has no points!
"System: It doesn't matter, the points can be credited."
Got credit again?A strong smell of gnawing on his father came to his face.
"System, tell me in advance if there are any pitfalls!"
"System: Host, which one of us is with whom. Credit is just a small side effect."
"What side effects?"
"System: It's better not to say it, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it. Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for prepaying 100 warmth points and learning the super makeup skill. The super makeup skill increases the charm by 100% and the attractiveness to adult men by 100%. , all skills are [-]% more effective on adult men. Special effect: cool lighting effects when dressed as a woman. No man can resist an aunt wearing makeup, no one is difficult!!"
The brilliant starlight is like a searchlight on the stage, breaking through the black mist of dawn, and sprinkled on the bell tower.
The handsome and coquettish man disappeared, replaced by a passionate dancer, Zixia came again!The eyes of all the male creatures under the bell tower were instantly attracted by her.women and children instead
"Jie Jie Jie, have you finally revealed your true colors?" Benji's voice was still Feng Yanli's, but his eyes also changed, becoming the same as the people below the clock tower.
Zixia looked up at the sky and sighed: "It's a pity that I can't see the moon, otherwise it could mean that it will destroy you."
After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and threw the strand of hair that was pounding in front of him behind his head, and took advantage of the opportunity to pose with his hips and hips twisted.
Tight leather jacket, S-shaped figure, big wavy long hair!
Straight male cancers thousands of years ago have never seen this before, and now there is another full moon, they can immediately become werewolves!
Zixia stretched out her slender thighs and used MJ's moonwalk.
“…..The Fire’s In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear”
Zixia turned around.
The men circle around.Feng Yanli was not spared either.
Zixia does the splits!
There was a sound of bones rubbing against each other.
"So Beat It, Just Beat It!"
"Crush him to death!"
"You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
You better run away, get as far away as you can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
Don't let anyone bleed, don't be brave
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
You want to be tough, better be your best
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad
So go away!but you want to play hard
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Go away, just go away!
No One Wants To Be Defeated
no one wants to be beaten
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fighter
Although you are ruthless and strong when fighting
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
It doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong
Just Beat It, Beat It
So go away! "
Although this song is an English song, Zixia's singing skills can completely convey the spirit of the song to the minds of every audience.
With Zixia's strong singing and dancing.Information popped out of my mind.
"System: Add 200 warmth points from Wendy Hana's IELTS."
"System: Add 100 to the warmth points from Asizhun Sea Fog."
"..."
These are all Jurchen names!what's the situation?
Zixia herself was stunned.
After a dance.
The men under the bell tower were free.I saw that the Jurchen warriors did not launch another attack. Instead, they abandoned the Flying Tigers soldiers around them, turned around and fled to the north!
"This, this is impossible!" Benji said angrily, "These are bloodthirsty demons. How could they be deserters?"
The English lyrics quote is a bit longer, and it also has a translation.Mainly read without translation.Book friends please forgive me.
(End of this chapter)
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