my perfect female president

Chapter 1197 Sister-in-law's half-pull ass
After a burst of laughter, everyone's attention returned to the dinner table.

"Baguio, I think it would be better for you to stop making film and television dramas and become a comedian instead." Lu Xiangxiang said earnestly: "With your ability to kill people without paying for them, you will definitely become popular."

"That's right, to put it nicely, you're heartless, but it's not nice, that's shameless and shameless. Your ability is really enviable." Liu Shangxiang applauded symbolically a few times.

"It's better not to bury her, save her eccentric appearance, it can really kill your anger." Qiu Wen bit hard.

"If you envy me, just say it straight. Is it interesting to criticize me in a different way?" Bi Yao patted her chest and said, "Sisters are the most interesting. If you don't have me, how much less fun will be in your life, you guys I don’t even think about it, how many good memories I have left for you, you should know how to be grateful, but then again, your humor cells are so low, it’s no challenge at all to make you laugh, it’s really boring.”

"Blame us, let you lose the challenge, I'm really sorry." Lu Xiangxiang smiled bitterly.

"Compared to other people, you are all right. After all, you are already immune to my routine and are too used to me." Baguio said seriously: "But brother-in-law is different. It is a skill to make brother-in-law laugh and cry. ?”

"It's really possible. You can only grit Ye Fan's teeth angrily and laugh helplessly." Lu Xiangxiang commented.

Baguio looked at Ye Fan and said, "What do you mean, brother-in-law, did you have a good laugh just now?"

"Not too angry." Ye Fan said amusedly.

"In my opinion, if Ye Fan hadn't spoiled you, coaxed you, and didn't show you face, even if you tried your best, you would have nothing to do with Ye Fan. What's there to be proud of?" Liu Shangxiang hit the nail on the head and put the problem Seeing clearly, "It is Ye Fan's favor that gives you a way to get rid of Ye Fan, otherwise, you have nothing to do."

"What you said makes sense. I thought I didn't understand anyone. You still understand." Baguio nodded in agreement, and then said generously: "Shangxiang, in order to give you a reward, I decided to give you a piece of cake." My love cucumber, others can't eat it, but this is the love cucumber I specially prepared for my brother-in-law."

"You want to hurt me. I'm trying to lose weight and don't eat sweets." Liu Shangxiang blamed Baguio.

"It's okay, my love cucumber is better than slimming tea." Baguio said nonsense.

"Nonsense." Liu Shangxiang couldn't help laughing.

"Actually, this meal is all thanks to Shang Xiang. I fought with Qiu Wen. As for Baguio, I'm just busy making everyone happy. I'm determined to make a dish. Naturally, the simpler the better, what? They were all prepared, but even so, they used sugar as salt to make a plate of sweet and greasy cucumbers. It was really speechless. How could this cooking skill be inferior to this level? I really want to It doesn't make sense." Lu Xiangxiang said bitterly, "It's really puzzling that such a beautiful woman has such a stupid side."

"God opened a window for you, and must close another window for you. If you are excellent in everything, it is unreasonable." Liu Shangxiang said rationally, she had nothing to say about Baguio's cooking skills.

"God? On a certain level, didn't God mean Ye Fan? The famous hero, the Terminator." Lu Xiangxiang smiled, dragged Ye Fan into the pit mercilessly, and said: "Biyao, It's all Ye Fan's fault, he closed a window for you, and that's why you don't know anything about cooking."

She didn't mind, she pushed Baguio to direct her hostility towards Ye Fan, and then started a new round of verbal battles. Of course, as a bystander, she was naturally very happy to see Ye Fan's embarrassment under Baguio's hands. look like.

"I'm not targeting my brother-in-law." Bi Yao saw through Lu Xiangxiang's thoughts, and she said openly: "Actually, I don't know anything about the kitchen, and I have nothing to do with my brother-in-law. Darling, my sister understood the truth earlier than me, and she doted on me again, so since then, I have nothing to do with the kitchen."

"From now on, I can no longer molested my brother-in-law. If you fall out of favor, you will suffer a terrible fate. It's not good to take advantage of so many people pampering you." Lu Xiangxiang said in a teacher's tone.

"Isn't that the old saying, sister-in-law's half-pull is brother-in-law's, I don't moleste brother-in-law, who am I molesting." Bi Yao said confidently.

"I see you, I wish the whole butt belonged to my brother-in-law." Lu Xiangxiang teased.

"Yes, yes, stop, stop, don't burn the flames of war on me, don't you call me a patient? You have to take good care of me as a patient, and my emotions can't fluctuate too much , do you understand?" Ye Fan hurriedly opened his mouth, and if he didn't say anything to stop him, the more he said, the more outrageous it became, who knows what outrageous things will come out of Baguio's mouth.

"It's a pity!" Liu Shangxiang and Qiu Wen calmed down after listening to the next good show.

"How much did you eat for a table? You eat with your chopsticks and chat while chatting. Don't patronize chatting." Mengyao warned.

Now, it was much quieter.

Ye Fan swallowed a mouthful of food, and then asked: "By the way, I don't know how you two are doing after being taken hostage? You must be terrified. In the end, I still suffer." I haven't apologized to you seriously for my troubles."

"That's more than just being scared, it's so scared to death." Baguio said exaggeratedly: "At that time, both Monk Xiangxiang and Xiangxiang were so scared that they peed their pants. OOXX, their hearts are broken."

"Who peed his pants, it's nothing." Lu Xiangxiang covered his face and retorted dumbfoundingly.

"Still OX? What's going on in your head?" Liu Shangxiang stared at Baguio, "I really want to put this plate of cucumbers on your forehead."

"The heroine is merciful." Baguio shouted.

Mengyao explained, and said: "I haven't told you about this yet, and when they were taken away, they were terrified. Later on the island, they lived a very happy life, and the gangsters also I know the importance of threatening you, so I take good care of them, as long as they don’t leave the island and don’t do stupid things, their freedom on the island is not subject to any restrictions.”

"After sleeping until I wake up naturally, there are three meals a day, and when to enjoy the cool, when to go swimming in the sea, and when to step on the beach. The time planning is quite sufficient." Qiu Wen interjected.

"That's fine, as long as you don't suffer." Ye Fan felt relieved.

"That's Shang Xiang's magnanimity. If I let me go, I would have died of worry." Lu Xiangxiang said sincerely.

(End of this chapter)