my perfect female president

Chapter 304
As soon as Ye Fan and Zhang Lu arrived in the yard of Zhang's mansion, three and a half children surrounded them.

"Don't move." The three children, two girls and one boy, pointed guns at Ye Fan.

Of course, it's not a real gun, but a toy gun.

"Robbing, I'll kill you if you make a move." Mingming, the biggest boy, held back a smile and said carelessly.

"Be careful, if you move around, I will pierce your ass." Xuanxuan, who was in the middle, giggled.

The youngest girl, with a gun in one hand and one hand on her hip, said immaturely: "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave a gift."

Ye Fan knew about Zhang Lu's relatives. These three children were the children of Zhang Lu's elder brother. Their nicknames were Mingming, Xuanxuan and Yaya.

Since he pretended to be Zhang Lu's boyfriend, he naturally had to cooperate. Ye Fan raised his hands in surrender, and said with a wry smile, "This is the head office."

"Fart kid, what are you doing? I'm not polite at all." Zhang Lu stared, and gave Ye Fan an apologetic look.

"Third Aunt, don't worry about it. If you bring the man home, we will give you the palm of your hand. If you don't intervene, I won't tell you that you like to wear thongs, sleep naked, and don't wear clothes in your own room. "Ya Ya blinked her smart eyes and said.

"Idiot, you've already said it, haven't you learned the story about the 300 taels of silver here?" Xuanxuan blamed.

"That's right, you big idiot, don't talk too much." Ming Ming taught him a lesson.

"Why did I reveal myself? Could it be that I'm too smart?" Yaya pouted in confusion. Suddenly, she had an idea and giggled and said, "It's okay, we still have the third aunt's bath photo?"

"Stupid, really stupid." Mingming and Xuanxuan despised him.

Zhang Lu was in a mess, and said sternly: "The skin is itchy, isn't it, the ass over there wants to be beaten, stretch it out for me."

"No, just not." The three children spoke in unison, hid beside Ye Fan, and said as a matter of course: "We play with uncle, it's none of your business, third aunt, you should meddle in your own business with mice."

"Say it again." Zhang Lu became angry.

The three of Yaya hid behind Ye Fan and pouted.

"Let's go, I'll take you to get gifts." Ye Fan smiled silently, opened the trunk with the three children, and revealed all the gifts that Zhang Lu had prepared a long time ago.

"Long live Uncle." The three children were happy, and each took possession of the gift, arguing back and forth.

The three of Yaya, like princesses and princes, ordered their servants to take their respective gifts.

"Uncle, I want you to carry me on your back." Yaya called.

"Okay." Ye Fan said generously.

"Uncle, I want you to hold me." Xuanxuan said.

"Okay." Ye Fan smiled helplessly. Just like that, Yaya got to his back, Xuanxuan got into his arms, and the two little girls kept climbing on him. .

"How big is she? It's as if she hasn't been weaned yet. She still needs to be hugged and carried." Ming Ming said aggrievedly.

"Brother, don't be envious. You are a boy, so you will be jealous." Xuanxuan and Yaya giggled.

"Not at all." Ming Ming despised.

The tutoring of Yaya and Yaya is very strict, but each character is more active than the other. Zhang Lu took the man home, and the three children are also on vacation. Naturally, they have to have enough fun. They don’t feel strange to Ye Fan at all. Instead, it's full of intimacy.

"Uncle, let me tell you secretly, I have nude photos of my third aunt, do you want to see them?" Yaya whispered while lying on her back.

"I also have many secrets about my third aunt." Xuanxuan said diligently.

Ye Fan let the two girls beside his ears mutter and didn't care, Zhang Lu said apologetically, "The three children are not sensible, don't mind."

"It's okay." Ye Fan said disapprovingly.

At this time, Zhang Ma came, Zhang Lu stepped forward and said kindly: "Mom."

Zhang Ma smiled and agreed, and then took the mother-in-law's eyes to look at her son-in-law, and looked at Ye Fan meaningfully, "You are Xiaoye, I often hear Lulu mentioning you. When you come here, you will be like your own home, don't be restrained."

"I often mention it? I only said it once, okay?" Zhang Lu thought depressedly.

"Okay, auntie." Ye Fan nodded and chuckled.

Then Mama Zhang blamed: "Yaya, Xuanxuan, what's the matter with you two? Don't you have long legs? Come down quickly, it's too shameful, how can you bully Xiaoye for the first time?"

"Grandma, we didn't bully, we kissed my uncle." Xuanxuan and Yaya complained.

"Xiaoye, don't mind." Zhang Ma said with a smile.

"It's okay, auntie." Ye Fan said.

"Hurry up and enter the house." Zhang Ma said enthusiastically.

"Okay." Ye Fan agreed.

Zhang Lu watched the group walk away, and then stamped her feet, and said aggrievedly: "Leave me alone and ignore it, really."

When they entered the house, Yaya and Xuanxuan took the initiative to get off Ye Fan, took Ye Fan's hand into the hall, and said with a smile: "Grandpa, let's see who's coming, Third Aunt's man."

Yaya and Xuanxuan didn't dare to cling to Ye Fan anymore, they were afraid that grandpa would scold them, and they could still be fooled by other people's scolding, but they were really afraid of grandpa.

"Uncle, sit down quickly." The three children gathered beside Ye Fan and said kindly.

Zhang Lu's father, named Zhang Jiefang, is a name that fits the background of the times very well.

Zhang Jiefang was sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper, and the aura of a superior person naturally exuded.

He glanced at Ye Fan, then lost interest, and didn't take another look.

"Go and play by yourself, no matter how big or small, do you have any tutoring?" Zhang Jiefang asked the three children.

"Oh, grandpa." The three of Yaya lowered their heads, stared at their feet, and walked away.

"Dad, what are you doing? Is there anyone here?" Zhang Lu said dissatisfiedly: "You are usually too strict with the girls, and the three of you are in the shadow. I am afraid of you, just like the god of plague. Can you restrain yourself a little bit and stop staring all the time."

"Why, the wings are stiff, dare to talk to me, and even talk about me." Zhang Jiefang left the newspaper on the coffee table, and said displeasedly: "I haven't been home for a few days, and I have a bad temper again." Now, I am the God of Plague, so what have you become, there is no rule at all."

"Old stubborn." Zhang Lu huffed angrily.

"Say it again." Zhang Jiefang showed signs of anger.

"You're just stubborn, so you don't allow people to talk about it. You quarrel as soon as you meet, isn't it reasonable?" Zhang Ma interrupted, "I don't care how much you quarrel when no one is around, but Lulu brought her boyfriend home, you old stubborn You know that you are looking for trouble, and you accuse others of not having rules, and I think you are the most shameful."

"I don't care about it as much as you do." Zhang Jiefang said in a spirited manner.

Ye Fan smiled helplessly. Now he finally understands why Zhang Lu is worried. He will fight with Zhang Jiefang. Looking at the current situation, Zhang Jiefang is the boss at home. Work habits are brought into the home.

(End of this chapter)