Heroes of the Restricted Zone
Chapter 344 Just kidding! (Chapter 4, ask for a monthly pass!)
Chapter 344 Just kidding! (Fourth change, ask for a monthly pass!)
Those Chinese fans who watched the game in front of the TV almost didn't spit out... This action is all too familiar to every Chinese fan who has experienced the era of "Star Master" nonsensical movies.
Although not very elegant, it best expresses their feelings after hearing the boos of the Genoa fans.
"Ahahahaha!"
"The hero is mighty!!"
"What did I see? That action of Master Xing in Journey to the West? Thanks to the hero who figured it out!"
"I didn't expect that the hero is also a fan of Master Xing!"
"After being caught in the balls, celebrating the goal with the balls, what a perfect counterattack!"
"I don't know if the Genoa fans understand this..."
"It doesn't matter, let the hero popularize it for them!"
The excited Chinese fans vented their emotions like swiping the screen on the Internet.
The narrators Liu Jianhong and Zhang Lu on TV were extremely embarrassed, there was no way to explain this action!
※ ※ ※
After Chen Yingxiong celebrated his goal, he ran back to the court surrounded by his teammates.The fans of Genoa "farewell" with boos.
For Chen Yingxiong, this is the best reward for him.
Being able to make the opposing fans unhappy is his happiest thing.
The Genoa players put their heads in their hands.
It was supposed to be revenge, but judging from the first half of the game, it was indeed revenge.Unexpectedly, the situation changed suddenly in the second half, and the whole Naples seemed to have changed a team, and their status was all back!
Especially that hero Chen, under Papastathopoulos' letting go in the first half, he behaved like a piece of shit, but in the second half it was like taking an aphrodisiac, and he couldn't stop it...
Gasperini was on the sidelines with a serious look on his face.Too bad for Genoa.The opponent scored two goals in one breath, and their morale has reached its peak, but what about Genoa's morale?All fell to the bottom...
The key is that Chen Yingxiong, his two goals and the celebration after scoring are really demoralizing!
While fully mobilizing the morale of his team, he also hit Genoa's fighting spirit... It seems that his arrogance is not just arrogance...
※ ※ ※
The next game was just as Gasperini feared. Under Chen Yingxiong’s instigation, Naples’ offensive wave after wave was higher. Finally, in the No.801 minute, they scored another goal, which was scored by Cassano scored the winning goal.
After the goal, Cassano put his finger to his lips and continued to provoke the Genoa fans, asking them to shut up.
The relationship between him and the Genoa fans has been formed since two seasons ago, so this is quite a normal celebration...
Of course, the Genoa fans will not be dead silent as he wished.
They cursed Cassano with the most vicious language.
"The Bari son of a bitch!"
"You will never reach the peak in your life! Bastard!"
"It sucks in Naples, idiot!"
It's just that with the score of 2:3, the counterattack of the Genoa fans seemed a little pale.
In the end, Naples completed the reversal in the away game and defeated Genoa 3:2.
Genoa's revenge has become a joke, but the most eye-catching thing in this game is not the revenge, but Chen Yingxiong's very different performances in the first and second halves, and... Papastathopoulos' bird-catching defense.
※ ※ ※
After the game, Chen Yingxiong was caught by reporters in the mixed zone and asked this question.
"I was a little distracted in the first half." Chen Yingxiong admitted his sluggish performance in the first half.
"Why are you absent-minded?" the reporter asked.
Chen Yingxiong rolled his eyes: "The thing under you makes people lose consciousness, so you will be absent-minded, okay?"
A group of journalists were in an uproar.
"Then... your second half..."
"Because I checked at halftime that my thing was still working, so I'm fine!"
The reporters were dumbfounded and couldn't believe their ears—is Chen Yingxiong implying that he went to masturbate during the intermission?
Seeing the frightened look of a group of people, Chen Yingxiong laughed loudly: "You're kidding! You're kidding! Look at how scared you are, hahaha! How could I be so boring?"
After hearing what Chen Yingxiong said, the Naples teammates who were interviewed by other media couldn't help but roll their eyes in their hearts: You are so boring!
After laughing, Chen Yingxiong straightened his face: "Actually, the head coach scolded me bloody in the locker room, which made me fully realize my mistake, so I exploded in the second half... Dedicated to the dear coach Mazzarri, I have a very good relationship with him, he scolded me at will, but I don't hate him..."
Many reporters breathed a sigh of relief, that's right... This is the normal development trend of the story.Yes, the head coach must have made some reprimand or adjustment during the intermission to activate Chen Yingxiong...
"So what did Mazari say to you?"
Chen Yingxiong smiled slightly: "I won't tell you."
※ ※ ※
Mazari was "besieged" by reporters at the post-match press conference.
Almost all the problems were related to Chen Yingxiong, who was completely different in the first and second half.
"When the hero was interviewed after the game, he said that you reprimanded him in the locker room and scolded him until he recovered. May I ask what you said to him at that time?"
Mazar thought to himself when did I scold that kid bloody at halftime?He is in normal condition, isn't that because his baby's life is normal?What does it have to do with me?
But he changed his mind - yes, if Chen Yingxiong said that he recovered because he found out that the thing was normal because of the handjob during the intermission, not only would no one believe it, but it would cause an uproar, right?He has been coaching for so many years, and he has never seen a player masturbate during halftime, let alone read it, and he has never even heard of it.
So Chen Yingxiong must have lied and put all the credit on himself...
Don't let this favor be in vain, besides, I have to help Chen Yingxiong cover his eyes...
"It's actually not that serious. I just told him that I need to see a normal him in the second half." Mazari replied very seriously.
※ ※ ※
"... Mazari has established absolute authority in Naples! In the first half, Chen Yingxiong's performance was no better than a piece of shit! But Mazari just reprimanded him in the locker room, and he was able to regain his confidence. The state is amazing!"
"... Cassano is Mazari's confidant, and now Chen Yingxiong has completely convinced Mazari... It can be seen that Mazari's position in the Naples dressing room is unprecedentedly consolidated. Now Naples has the opportunity to create an impressive situation. The future that people look forward to!"
"This must die! Mazari's performance at halftime was remarkable. He fully explained what is called 'the art of coaching'. With just one sentence, Chen Yingxiong's performance was completely different. In the second half, Chen Yingxiong's two This beautiful goal sounded the clarion call for Naples to reverse and counterattack, but in fact the biggest behind-the-scenes hero should be their head coach Walter Mazzari..."
……
"Marshal Ma orders, the bear becomes a hero in the second half!" "
"Chen Yingxiong is convinced by Mazari, claiming that he and the coach are good friends. "
"The Naughty Hero's Joke Stupefied the Reporters, But the Credit Goes to Mazari! "
The Chinese media is not to be outdone, enthusiastically hyping the behind-the-scenes story of the game.
※ ※ ※
Chen Yingxiong was having a great time in a nightclub in Genoa while the media was scrambling to hype the ins and outs of this reversal.Cassano has played for Sampdoria for two seasons, and he knows what is interesting about Genoa.So Chen Yingxiong asked him to find out the place, and came here by himself in a taxi—of course it wasn't because he was so hungry for sex, he wanted to find a woman to vent his anger after the game... In fact, he This time I came with a very great and sacred mission.
He wants to verify whether his precious lifeblood can still work normally.
According to Cassano, it can’t prove anything if it’s hard, it’s only part of the functions it should have, and the more important functions haven’t had time to test yet.
So this time, he came to test this part of the function...
As for Cassano?He has his own girlfriend in Sampdoria, and the two have a good relationship. He is happy to find his girlfriend.
Chen Yingxiong hugged each other and had a good time.
But he didn't drink much, because he wanted to ensure that he would be sober when the time came, and he had to witness it with his own eyes before he could truly feel at ease...
After a crazy night, Chen Yingxiong woke up, and he was in the hotel room.
Beside them lay two naked women.
Since it is a test, it is necessary to do such a test under the extreme state as much as possible, so Chen Yingxiong, who has never tried double flying before, also flew this time.
The result is...
Chen Yingxiong looked down at his baby.
Minggenzi played [-] rounds with two big horses last night. He fulfilled his mission and raised the prestige of our country, which made him very satisfied!
Now, he was completely relieved.
After sending away the two women, Chen Yingxiong excitedly called Cassano: "Antonio! I have good news for you!"
On the other end of the phone, Cassano asked, "Is everything normal?"
Chen Yingxiong gave a thumbs up. "It couldn't be better!"
Cassano laughed: "Congratulations, haha! I told you that kid played dirty. Let me tell you, I've been in Serie A longer than you. Sometimes you have to listen to me."
Chen Yingxiong nodded: "Well..."
Although he has proved that he is still a complete man, it is still very embarrassing to be caught in the balls in front of so many TV viewers.
"Let me meet him next time and score him three goals!"
Chen Yingxiong clenched his fists and said unwillingly.
※ ※ ※
After announcing the good news to Cassano, Chen Yingxiong retired from the room, took a taxi to the hotel where the team was staying, assembled with the team here, and then returned to Naples together.
A teammate saw Chen Yingxiong and asked, "Where did you go last night, hero?"
Chen Yingxiong smiled: "Going to do the experiment!"
Someone guessed what experiment Chen Yingxiong was going to do, and asked, "What's the result?"
"Perfect!"
"Oh—congratulations!" The teammates whistled and applauded.
Arshavin came up and slapped Chen Yingxiong: "You don't even take me!"
Chen Yingxiong is embarrassed: "I invite you back to Naples!"
The reason why he didn't bring his good friend Arshavin was because Chen Yingxiong was worried that if he became incompetent, wouldn't he be ashamed and be laughed at?
So I'm going to keep it a secret and see how it turns out...
Unexpectedly, the result made him very happy. Throughout the whole day, his mood was as bright and warm as the sunshine along the southwestern coast of Italy.
※ ※ ※
PS, in fact, this is often the case in life - people may not believe you when you tell the truth.
So, people are always willing to listen to what they want to hear and see what they want to see.
Hmm... As for me, as an author, of course I would like to see everyone vote monthly! !
Tomorrow, we will resume two updates every day. There will be outbreaks, and it will still be irregular in the future~ If there are extra manuscripts, we will explode~
thanks for your support!
(End of this chapter)
Those Chinese fans who watched the game in front of the TV almost didn't spit out... This action is all too familiar to every Chinese fan who has experienced the era of "Star Master" nonsensical movies.
Although not very elegant, it best expresses their feelings after hearing the boos of the Genoa fans.
"Ahahahaha!"
"The hero is mighty!!"
"What did I see? That action of Master Xing in Journey to the West? Thanks to the hero who figured it out!"
"I didn't expect that the hero is also a fan of Master Xing!"
"After being caught in the balls, celebrating the goal with the balls, what a perfect counterattack!"
"I don't know if the Genoa fans understand this..."
"It doesn't matter, let the hero popularize it for them!"
The excited Chinese fans vented their emotions like swiping the screen on the Internet.
The narrators Liu Jianhong and Zhang Lu on TV were extremely embarrassed, there was no way to explain this action!
※ ※ ※
After Chen Yingxiong celebrated his goal, he ran back to the court surrounded by his teammates.The fans of Genoa "farewell" with boos.
For Chen Yingxiong, this is the best reward for him.
Being able to make the opposing fans unhappy is his happiest thing.
The Genoa players put their heads in their hands.
It was supposed to be revenge, but judging from the first half of the game, it was indeed revenge.Unexpectedly, the situation changed suddenly in the second half, and the whole Naples seemed to have changed a team, and their status was all back!
Especially that hero Chen, under Papastathopoulos' letting go in the first half, he behaved like a piece of shit, but in the second half it was like taking an aphrodisiac, and he couldn't stop it...
Gasperini was on the sidelines with a serious look on his face.Too bad for Genoa.The opponent scored two goals in one breath, and their morale has reached its peak, but what about Genoa's morale?All fell to the bottom...
The key is that Chen Yingxiong, his two goals and the celebration after scoring are really demoralizing!
While fully mobilizing the morale of his team, he also hit Genoa's fighting spirit... It seems that his arrogance is not just arrogance...
※ ※ ※
The next game was just as Gasperini feared. Under Chen Yingxiong’s instigation, Naples’ offensive wave after wave was higher. Finally, in the No.801 minute, they scored another goal, which was scored by Cassano scored the winning goal.
After the goal, Cassano put his finger to his lips and continued to provoke the Genoa fans, asking them to shut up.
The relationship between him and the Genoa fans has been formed since two seasons ago, so this is quite a normal celebration...
Of course, the Genoa fans will not be dead silent as he wished.
They cursed Cassano with the most vicious language.
"The Bari son of a bitch!"
"You will never reach the peak in your life! Bastard!"
"It sucks in Naples, idiot!"
It's just that with the score of 2:3, the counterattack of the Genoa fans seemed a little pale.
In the end, Naples completed the reversal in the away game and defeated Genoa 3:2.
Genoa's revenge has become a joke, but the most eye-catching thing in this game is not the revenge, but Chen Yingxiong's very different performances in the first and second halves, and... Papastathopoulos' bird-catching defense.
※ ※ ※
After the game, Chen Yingxiong was caught by reporters in the mixed zone and asked this question.
"I was a little distracted in the first half." Chen Yingxiong admitted his sluggish performance in the first half.
"Why are you absent-minded?" the reporter asked.
Chen Yingxiong rolled his eyes: "The thing under you makes people lose consciousness, so you will be absent-minded, okay?"
A group of journalists were in an uproar.
"Then... your second half..."
"Because I checked at halftime that my thing was still working, so I'm fine!"
The reporters were dumbfounded and couldn't believe their ears—is Chen Yingxiong implying that he went to masturbate during the intermission?
Seeing the frightened look of a group of people, Chen Yingxiong laughed loudly: "You're kidding! You're kidding! Look at how scared you are, hahaha! How could I be so boring?"
After hearing what Chen Yingxiong said, the Naples teammates who were interviewed by other media couldn't help but roll their eyes in their hearts: You are so boring!
After laughing, Chen Yingxiong straightened his face: "Actually, the head coach scolded me bloody in the locker room, which made me fully realize my mistake, so I exploded in the second half... Dedicated to the dear coach Mazzarri, I have a very good relationship with him, he scolded me at will, but I don't hate him..."
Many reporters breathed a sigh of relief, that's right... This is the normal development trend of the story.Yes, the head coach must have made some reprimand or adjustment during the intermission to activate Chen Yingxiong...
"So what did Mazari say to you?"
Chen Yingxiong smiled slightly: "I won't tell you."
※ ※ ※
Mazari was "besieged" by reporters at the post-match press conference.
Almost all the problems were related to Chen Yingxiong, who was completely different in the first and second half.
"When the hero was interviewed after the game, he said that you reprimanded him in the locker room and scolded him until he recovered. May I ask what you said to him at that time?"
Mazar thought to himself when did I scold that kid bloody at halftime?He is in normal condition, isn't that because his baby's life is normal?What does it have to do with me?
But he changed his mind - yes, if Chen Yingxiong said that he recovered because he found out that the thing was normal because of the handjob during the intermission, not only would no one believe it, but it would cause an uproar, right?He has been coaching for so many years, and he has never seen a player masturbate during halftime, let alone read it, and he has never even heard of it.
So Chen Yingxiong must have lied and put all the credit on himself...
Don't let this favor be in vain, besides, I have to help Chen Yingxiong cover his eyes...
"It's actually not that serious. I just told him that I need to see a normal him in the second half." Mazari replied very seriously.
※ ※ ※
"... Mazari has established absolute authority in Naples! In the first half, Chen Yingxiong's performance was no better than a piece of shit! But Mazari just reprimanded him in the locker room, and he was able to regain his confidence. The state is amazing!"
"... Cassano is Mazari's confidant, and now Chen Yingxiong has completely convinced Mazari... It can be seen that Mazari's position in the Naples dressing room is unprecedentedly consolidated. Now Naples has the opportunity to create an impressive situation. The future that people look forward to!"
"This must die! Mazari's performance at halftime was remarkable. He fully explained what is called 'the art of coaching'. With just one sentence, Chen Yingxiong's performance was completely different. In the second half, Chen Yingxiong's two This beautiful goal sounded the clarion call for Naples to reverse and counterattack, but in fact the biggest behind-the-scenes hero should be their head coach Walter Mazzari..."
……
"Marshal Ma orders, the bear becomes a hero in the second half!" "
"Chen Yingxiong is convinced by Mazari, claiming that he and the coach are good friends. "
"The Naughty Hero's Joke Stupefied the Reporters, But the Credit Goes to Mazari! "
The Chinese media is not to be outdone, enthusiastically hyping the behind-the-scenes story of the game.
※ ※ ※
Chen Yingxiong was having a great time in a nightclub in Genoa while the media was scrambling to hype the ins and outs of this reversal.Cassano has played for Sampdoria for two seasons, and he knows what is interesting about Genoa.So Chen Yingxiong asked him to find out the place, and came here by himself in a taxi—of course it wasn't because he was so hungry for sex, he wanted to find a woman to vent his anger after the game... In fact, he This time I came with a very great and sacred mission.
He wants to verify whether his precious lifeblood can still work normally.
According to Cassano, it can’t prove anything if it’s hard, it’s only part of the functions it should have, and the more important functions haven’t had time to test yet.
So this time, he came to test this part of the function...
As for Cassano?He has his own girlfriend in Sampdoria, and the two have a good relationship. He is happy to find his girlfriend.
Chen Yingxiong hugged each other and had a good time.
But he didn't drink much, because he wanted to ensure that he would be sober when the time came, and he had to witness it with his own eyes before he could truly feel at ease...
After a crazy night, Chen Yingxiong woke up, and he was in the hotel room.
Beside them lay two naked women.
Since it is a test, it is necessary to do such a test under the extreme state as much as possible, so Chen Yingxiong, who has never tried double flying before, also flew this time.
The result is...
Chen Yingxiong looked down at his baby.
Minggenzi played [-] rounds with two big horses last night. He fulfilled his mission and raised the prestige of our country, which made him very satisfied!
Now, he was completely relieved.
After sending away the two women, Chen Yingxiong excitedly called Cassano: "Antonio! I have good news for you!"
On the other end of the phone, Cassano asked, "Is everything normal?"
Chen Yingxiong gave a thumbs up. "It couldn't be better!"
Cassano laughed: "Congratulations, haha! I told you that kid played dirty. Let me tell you, I've been in Serie A longer than you. Sometimes you have to listen to me."
Chen Yingxiong nodded: "Well..."
Although he has proved that he is still a complete man, it is still very embarrassing to be caught in the balls in front of so many TV viewers.
"Let me meet him next time and score him three goals!"
Chen Yingxiong clenched his fists and said unwillingly.
※ ※ ※
After announcing the good news to Cassano, Chen Yingxiong retired from the room, took a taxi to the hotel where the team was staying, assembled with the team here, and then returned to Naples together.
A teammate saw Chen Yingxiong and asked, "Where did you go last night, hero?"
Chen Yingxiong smiled: "Going to do the experiment!"
Someone guessed what experiment Chen Yingxiong was going to do, and asked, "What's the result?"
"Perfect!"
"Oh—congratulations!" The teammates whistled and applauded.
Arshavin came up and slapped Chen Yingxiong: "You don't even take me!"
Chen Yingxiong is embarrassed: "I invite you back to Naples!"
The reason why he didn't bring his good friend Arshavin was because Chen Yingxiong was worried that if he became incompetent, wouldn't he be ashamed and be laughed at?
So I'm going to keep it a secret and see how it turns out...
Unexpectedly, the result made him very happy. Throughout the whole day, his mood was as bright and warm as the sunshine along the southwestern coast of Italy.
※ ※ ※
PS, in fact, this is often the case in life - people may not believe you when you tell the truth.
So, people are always willing to listen to what they want to hear and see what they want to see.
Hmm... As for me, as an author, of course I would like to see everyone vote monthly! !
Tomorrow, we will resume two updates every day. There will be outbreaks, and it will still be irregular in the future~ If there are extra manuscripts, we will explode~
thanks for your support!
(End of this chapter)
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