Heroes of the Restricted Zone

Chapter 893 Heavy-tasting Stool Superman

When Martin O'Neill was having a headache on how to shut up the damn Besiktas fans below, he heard two more crisp "pop" sounds amidst the loud insults.

He froze for a moment, and then flew into a rage—under such circumstances, which idiot would dare to throw something down? !Isn't he afraid of completely angering the other party? !
But this time O'Neill guessed wrong. He waited for a few seconds, which seemed like a century to him. It's just calm...

But...huh?

Why is the calm before the storm so long?
Just when he was surprised, the noise finally sounded again.

But it was no longer cursing, but a tragic howl...

These howls were so miserable that Martin O'Neill suspected that someone had dropped a white phosphorous bomb...

This howling lasted for a while, and then it became smaller and smaller.

Martin O'Neill probed to look, only to find that the ground below was a mess, but there were a lot fewer people.

The tenth floor was too high, and he couldn't see clearly what was scattered on the ground below. It looked like a puddle of water, but how could water disperse these damned fans?Is it concentrated sulfuric acid?

Martin O'Neill was thinking wildly, the police finally arrived late.

However, they also seemed to be very afraid of things on the ground, and refused to move forward. They just pinched their noses and used the horn to let the group of fans leave.

If it was normal, the words of the police would not have worked so quickly.But this time, those fans also left quickly.

Then the police did not come up to inquire about the situation, but left in a hurry.

Everything happened so quickly, before Martin O'Neill upstairs could react, all the people below had already left.

He was a little puzzled-why is this?Why did those fans suddenly become so obedient?This is not like the style of Turkish fans...

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Couit stared dumbfounded at the now-empty street below.

Chen Yingxiong clapped his hands and yawned: "It's done—heh! Now I can sleep!"

Then he went back to his bed and said, "Good night, Dirk."

Kurit did not respond to him, but looked down blankly.

His heart was churning just like his stomach before - this is so fucking lethal!I absolutely don't want to be hit by the hero's big killer!So fucking disgusting!

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Although there was a small episode when I was sleeping at night, it was resolved quickly and did not make the fans toss for too long. It may only take 10 minutes to add up.

After waking up, Dirk mentioned this matter again, because there was one thing he hadn't figured out—"How do you know that there are fans coming to make trouble? Those...uh, I mean, your big killer is you. prepared?"

"How can I be so clever? I have been constipated for several days, and I have been lying on the bed rubbing my stomach. I finally felt it, so I went to solve it. I just went to the toilet, and I heard some fans shouting... I Just a brainstorm!" Chen Yingxiong snapped his fingers, and added sound effects to his "brainstorm".

Kurit regretted it - I really shouldn't bring it up at this time!

Because he thought about yesterday's scene again, and then...uh, he felt sick to his stomach.

But Chen Yingxiong wanted to add fuel to his fire: "Let's go, Dirk. Let's have breakfast!"

Kurit gave him a middle finger.

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When Chen Yingxiong and Kurit came to the restaurant, many teammates were already there.Everyone didn't forget to chat during breakfast, and what happened last night was naturally the focus of everyone's discussion.

When Chen Yingxiong entered, he heard Suarez boasting: "...if I hadn't thrown a bag of water down last night, they wouldn't have been so easy to stop! Let me tell you, in this case, use Black trash bags filled with water, turned off the lights and thrown down, making sure no one knows who did it... ahahaha!"

A group of teammates gave Suarez thumbs up one after another: "Luis, you are so amazing!"

"You are a genius, such an idea can remind you!"

When Chen Yingxiong heard that Suarez took the credit for himself, he snorted: "Stop bragging, Luis. Don't you look at their reaction after you threw down the bag of water yesterday—they scolded even more fiercely! I still have to rely on my brother! Let me tell you, I even added bath salt in it, and the smell guarantees that they won’t be able to wash it off when they go back! Hahahaha!"

Everyone stared blankly at Chen Yingxiong, but still didn't understand.

It was Suarez who came to his senses. He pointed to Chen Yingxiong and said, "Did you throw those two bags behind yesterday?"

"Nonsense! Besides brother, who else could have come up with such a genius battle plan?" Chen Yingxiong raised his head.

After he entered the restaurant, he separated from Chen Yingxiong, because he felt that if he continued to stay with this guy, he might not be able to eat breakfast at all...

Chen Yingxiong threw two bags of things down, causing the people below to scream miserably. Suarez was lying by the window and the whole city saw it, but he didn't know exactly what he threw down, which could make Besik Tass fans are so terrified.

He became curious for a moment, and wanted to ask clearly: "What did you throw?"

With a jump in his heart, Dirk stood up abruptly: "Don't!"

But it's too late...

Almost at the same time, Chen Yingxiong said loudly: "Shit and urine, and Dirk's vomit, wow ha ha ha ha ha!"

The whole restaurant suddenly fell into a strange silence - only Chen Yingxiong's laughter, other than that, there was no other sound.

Then someone retched—before they had time to eat.

Then someone covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom—they had already had breakfast.

Suarez stood where he was, his face was a little pale, and his stomach was also very uncomfortable, but he was stronger and tried not to show it.Not only that, but he still has the strength to scold Chen Yingxiong.

"I fuck you, hero! Could you please stop talking about it at breakfast!"

"FUCK! Fuck me! It's up to you to ask, I'm just telling the truth, isn't honesty a weakness?"

"Honest girl! Don't you know what the occasion is? Everyone is eating breakfast! What are you talking about shit and pee...and vomit...Damn it!"

More people rushed out of the restaurant, they couldn't take it anymore!
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Martin O'Neill and his assistants walked towards the dining room, intending to have breakfast, but along the way, they kept seeing someone rushing out of the restaurant covering their mouths, and they didn't even bother to say hello when they saw him.

He was still puzzled and wanted to ask what happened.But the next moment he regretted why he was so curious...

He walked to the door of the restaurant, and then heard the quarrel between Chen Yingxiong and Suarez, and his face turned pale in an instant...

Then he turned around and walked away, not wanting to stay here for a second.

He really wanted to act as if he had never heard of it!
He knew the truth of last night, but he would rather not know...

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A waiter at the restaurant watched Chen Yingxiong and Suarez quarrel, and both sides pointed at each other's nose and cursed.

Although they spoke very fast and with the accents of their respective countries, he couldn't quite understand them, but he could still understand those swear words.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, he hurried out of the restaurant, then found a secluded corner and started making a phone call.

"Hey, Okan? Listen, I have a tip! Yes, it's about the Brits! Two of their leading strikers just got into an argument in the dining room, and it was a big fight! And none of the others People go up to try to stop the fight and then they leave...It's weird, isn't it? I think if the Liverpool people are in this state, the Black Hawks will have no problem beating them at home...Yes, yes, I promise, I saw it with my own eyes! Photo? You idiot! How dare I take it? What if they find out? Okay, let’s stop talking, I’m going back to work..."

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After being tormented by Chen Yingxiong, most of the players didn't have breakfast because they were completely out of mood and appetite.However, Chen Yingxiong was not affected, and he ate whatever he wanted.He was the only one eating in the huge restaurant. This scene looked really weird, but in the eyes of those who cared, it turned into "After the quarrel, Chen Yingxiong had already cut himself off from his teammates, lost support, and became a lonely family." irrefutable evidence.

Those who didn't eat breakfast had no appetite until noon, but everyone strongly urged Chen Yingxiong not to talk about what happened last night.

This made Chen Yingxiong a little depressed-that was his glorious deed.He really wants to tell the world that I beat a bunch of damn Besiktas fans off with shit and pee and vomit yesterday!
Now, being outnumbered, he can only bury his glorious deeds in his heart, and keep comforting himself--true heroes don't bother to promote themselves!
Zhao Keman and Huying, Wu hooks are bright with frost and snow; the silver saddle shines on the white horse, rustling like shooting stars.Kill a person in ten steps, and never stay behind for a thousand miles; when something happens, brush off your clothes and hide yourself and your name!
Knight!
Hero!
Please make up your minds about the glorious image of chivalrous Chen Yingxiong holding two bags of feces and urine... Uh, no, it's two swords repelling the provocative Besiktas fans!

Hidden in the city, the burly figure sitting in the restaurant eating lunch honestly, who would know that he is the mighty martial arts hero Chen Yingxiong?

Chen Yingxiong was imagining this in his heart...

All of a sudden, I felt that my image became taller and taller.Don't leave your name behind when you do good deeds, you're a living thing in the new era!
When the peace of the earth is threatened, he will always rush into the toilet, transform into a superman, and then come out to fight off the evil enemy.But no one will know all this.When the sun rises in a new day, I have escaped into the darkness and returned to the ordinary.

If someone can know what Chen Yingxiong is thinking now, I'm afraid they will vomit again, and then give Chen Yingxiong a nickname-if the hero is a superman, he is also a superman of pooping!Damn, using a mixture of feces and urine to deal with the enemy really has a strong taste...

(End of this chapter)