Konoha vs. One Piece

Chapter 363 The Kozuki Oden Who Pretends to Be Crazy

Navy Headquarters, Zefa's office.

"Warring States, are you coming to be the lobbyist of the Five Old Stars now?"

"What are you talking about lobbyists, you're too out of touch, Mr. Zefa." Zhan Guo sat down with a bit of ridicule, and reached out to pour himself a glass of drink.With his qualifications, of course he has never been a student of Zefa. This teacher is not so much a title, but more of a joke.

"Don't be so excited, Zefa," he poured another cup for Zefa: "There is tea on the table, but you are still so irritable, it's not self-cultivation."

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at all kinds of luggage that had been piled up there, and what Zefa brought was as if he was going to fight a war.

Not only his own grinder, long guns, short cannons, knives, swords and halberds, but also the medicines he usually takes in addition to weapons.

"What's the matter with you..."

"If you're here to persuade me, it's better not to talk about it."

"How come, Zefa, we have fought together for so many years."

Zhan Guo shook his head, knowing that he couldn't stop the other party: "But you don't just want to swim to the white town of Frevans, do you? Take this."

He took out a file bag from behind, pinched it with two fingers and put it on the desk: "Here, this is the calling authority of the Navy warship, you will use him."

Zefa gave him a deep look: "Thank you very much."

"That doesn't have to be the case." Warring States shook his head and stood up and walked towards the door of the office: "Moving in the direction of justice, we have always done so."

Then he paused: "But anyway, the world needs the government and the navy. Choose the law, I know the government has various problems, but it's better than the pirates. We have to try to change, but it's best not to Reckless. Promise me to calm down? I should have given you a vacation in this state."

Seeing Zefa who was about to say something, Zhan Guo did not continue the conversation with him, but shook his head and left, only giving him a leaving back: "General Zefa, your half-year vacation has begun!"

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"Your Majesty the Fool is here to dance again."

"Hey, it's too much to come even if it's snowing?"

"The face of the Guangyue clan has been completely lost. This guy is simply unreliable!"

This is the fourth year that Kozuki Oden has been running naked in the streets.

"It's utterly stupid."

Danzo, wearing a bamboo hat and clothes common in Wano country, slightly opened the bead curtain blocking the entrance of the roadside shop.

He examined Kozuki Oden's burly figure and bulging muscles, as well as the two scars on his body.

Although he knew about Kozuki Oden's affairs a long time ago, it doesn't mean that he won't feel angry when he sees such a fool.

"It's really stupid." Hiruzaru Sarutobi, who was also dressed in the same attire, drank a cup of tea next to him, and then put the cup on the table: "Let's go, this is nothing interesting. Go and pay a visit to Master Kozuki Oden Bar."

"As it should be."

Danzo lowered his head while talking, and a second after his face disappeared into the shadows, a ghost mask replaced his face.

"Let's go."

Immediately after, Sarutobi stood up and walked towards Kozuki Oden who was still mad on the street.

"Hey~"

"Radish and fried tofu," Kozuki Oden, despite his burly stature and gigantic build, shows off his extraordinary skills even when he's dancing naked.

"Bamboo wheel and eggs," almost in the blink of an eye, his body instantly appeared from one side to the other, spinning like a top, and the loincloth under his crotch followed the rotation of his body, which was unbearable look straight at.

"Three bites and two bites to eat, thousands of boils and hundreds of cooks, will show the deliciousness of Kanto cooking!"

The two of them walked straight towards Kozuki Oden, naturally attracting each other's attention.

"Two guests~"

"Radish and fried tofu..."

This situation has been going on for a long time, and he will flatter and ask for a little money, then go back, and then come back tomorrow.Repeatedly.This is an agreement between him and Orochi, as long as he does this, after 5 years, the other party and Kaido will leave Wano Country on the big ship that has been made, and at the same time release those laborers who were taken as hostages, then no one will Injured, no one will die!

In the face of the lives of the people, Kozuki Oden's personal honor and disgrace are completely insignificant!
Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang!
Three coins were thrown at his feet.

"Oh……"

Kozuki Oden lowered his head and reached out to pick it up.But in this flash of light and flint.

Clang!
boom!
Kozuki Oden's two feet were inserted into the ground abruptly, as easily as piercing tofu with his fingers.And what caused all of this was the ninja sword with wind escape chakra draped over his domineering cheeks covered in armed colors.

"puff!"

The agent of the Beast Pirates, who was sitting in another restaurant in the distance watching Kozuki Oden, just took a mouthful of soup, and the shock from his feet made him spit out the soup, and then jumped up from the chair: " What, what is going on here?"

"Hey~"

Kozuki Oden raised his domineering face, and the Kazun Chakra blade faltered, like a chainsaw, hitting and cutting his cheeks continuously, making a sound like rolling iron.

"Guests are really joking,"

But he didn't seem to notice that the knife had reached his neck at all. While saying this, he lowered his head again, pushed the blade with his cheek and bent down, picked up the three coins on the ground, and then looked like a treasure. Hold it in the palm of your hand: "One, two, three..."

There were some people on the street who heard the commotion and poked their heads out of the windows of their respective residences, but what they saw was still the crazy and foolish Highness, they couldn't help shaking their heads and sighing, and the hope that rose in their hearts disappeared without a trace the next moment. trace.

Seeing the servile look of the man in front of him, Danzo didn't know why he felt a little annoyed.He, who has been fighting for a long time and is used to frequent companion sacrifices, feels disgusting when he sees such a burly opponent kneeling on the ground.

"Stand up, don't kneel!"

Kozuki Oden didn't respond, and he was still in a daze, playing with a few coins in his hand happily.

So Danzo directly put the knife on his neck: "Didn't you hear me? I told you to stand up!"

"That's enough, Danzo." Sarutobi squeezed his wrist: "It's fine."

Danzo glanced at the surrounding sights from the corner of his eye, then snorted coldly, put away the knife, and stood behind Sarutobi.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi pressed his hat, lifted his feet on clogs, and walked slowly to Kozuki Oden who was lying on the ground counting money.

"This generation of Patriarch Kozuki Oden really disappointed me."

Kozuki Oden still pretended to be crazy and completely ignored him.But the other party's next sentence finally caused him to pause slightly.

"But unfortunately, I am not a samurai from the Wano country, but a ninja from the Fire country. After 1000 years, I returned to my hometown to see such an ugly virtue."

"It's really disappointing."

　I don't know why my heart hurts a little these two days. I will make up for the one owed yesterday as soon as possible. I'm sorry, everyone.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)