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Chapter 163 Colorful Holiday Life 【3K】

In the northern border of Qinglan Kingdom, Liujia Village.

A small square courtyard was very lively at the moment, and the villagers who came in had already trampled on the threshold of the old Liu's house.

Except for some married women with foreign surnames, almost everyone here has the surname Liu.

Because most of them are ordinary people who are illiterate, the villagers often ask the teachers to help them name the children. Whoever gets the name well will gain more face if it is spread out.

But later, due to unrestricted birth control, some families had more and more children, and many people began to choose names randomly, such as Liu Yi, Liu Er, Liu San, Liu Er Zhuzi, Liu Silengzi...

And the owner of this courtyard, surnamed Liu, was named after the collapse of his grandfather's generation.

The grandfather’s name is Liu Hao, and Mr. Shu said that Hao means grand, numerous, and complex. The old Liu’s family has been farming for several generations, so "Hao" has the meaning of a large harvest.

But this grandfather is really unreliable. He was very naughty when he was seven or eight years old, because he was scolded by the teacher in the village once during the day, and sneaked into the husband's house at night, and poured hot water into the pot on the stove. Boy pee.

The teacher is a scholar at any rate, but later he couldn't let go of his face, and vowed not to associate with the old Liu's family in the future.

Grandpa is also a man, so if it's a big deal, we will choose the name of our old Liu's family ourselves!
He also threatened, "What's so good about studying? Can you fly?"I will send my son to a school to cultivate immortality in the future!

Later, Grandpa only realized the rhetoric of naming himself, and his son was still a farmer.

Since then, Liu Hao's father was born.

This "dad" was used cleverly, and grandfather Liu Hao directly saved his son the trouble of naming his grandson.

If the grandson is born first, he will be called Brother Liu Hao; if the granddaughter is born first, she will be called Sister Liu Hao, and so on.

From then on, Brother Liu Hao, Brother Liu Hao, was born!

Moreover, these two grandsons also fulfilled their grandfather Liu Hao's wish and successfully entered the Immortal Cultivation Academy to learn immortal arts!
When Liu Hao was happy, he didn't swallow his breath and belched.

……

There is still playing and singing outside, and the old Liu's family is throwing a big banquet today.

Liu Haodi sat in the room with blank eyes, with a red ribbon tied around his neck and a big red flower on his chest, looking like a groom.

Brother Liu Hao and Dad Liu Hao are outside to welcome the guests. As today's protagonist, Liu Haodi will naturally be the last to appear.

His cultivation base has been promoted to the second level of Foundation Establishment, and this level of increase has reached the same level as Xiao Ran.

Of course, the villagers have no idea about this. They only know that Liu Haodi has become a rare genius in cultivating immortals in a century. He even got No. 1 in the trial and assessment at Yangfeng Peak. When other immortal cultivating students see him, they all respectfully call him "Fifth Senior Brother"!

But Liu Haodi didn't like excitement, so he was reluctant to even wear this big red flower.

Another reason why he was in a bad mood was because Liu Hao's father told him yesterday that several families hoped to marry their old Liu family, and Liu Haodi had reached the age to marry a wife and have children.

Brother Liu Hao has already fallen in love with one of the girls, but Brother Liu Hao has yet to make a choice.

He couldn't tell the reason, but he just didn't want to get married.

When he was depressed, Liu Hao's brother and Liu Hao's father ran in happily.

"Son! The folks want you to perform a magic trick!"

Liu Haodi raised his head: "What are you performing for?"

"Go out first and listen to what they have to say!"

Liu Haodi was dragged and ran out of the back room, and the villagers in the courtyard rushed to pay their respects to Liu Haodi's heroic figure as if they had seen a god.

"Haodi! Can you light that row of candles with fairy magic?" one of the villagers shouted.

As soon as the words fell, the rest of the people looked at him expectantly.

Brother Liu Hao was in good spirits, but he knew that Brother Liu Hao had been practicing the fire-igniting formula for a long time since his arm was burned.

"Brother, come one!"

"one comes!"

"one comes!"

……

The villagers followed suit.

Liu Haodi looked indifferently, without any reaction.

Suddenly, he noticed a few girls sitting under the shed in the distance. They were the marriage partners that Liu Hao's father was looking for for him.

The girls looked at the scene here with spring eyes, and their eyes stayed on Liu Haodi's face for a long time, refusing to move away.

Liu Haodi smiled slightly: "Okay, I'll show it right away!"

He silently recited the mantra, and stretched out his sword finger to point at the row of candles.

At this moment, there seemed to be a dry and hot qi lingering around the villagers, and they repeatedly lamented the magic of this fairy art.

"Wow!"

"It's caught!"

Then there was an exclamation.

Nothing happens to the candle.

The girls in the distance turned pale with fright, because the shed above their heads was on fire!

Seeing this scene, Liu Haodi finally had a happy smile on his face.

……

……

Changyan State, capital.

This is the busiest commercial street, the width of the road alone is 50 meters.

There are all kinds of shops on the street, and those who can't afford to rent a shop set up their own stalls.

At this moment, in the middle of the street, many people gathered around a stall.

It was a simple stall selling pork. There were wooden wheels under the stall, which could be used to shift positions anytime and anywhere.

Landau held the wicker in his hand and drove away the flies.

He bought the pork from a slaughterhouse in Zheliu Town. When he heard that the price of pork had skyrocketed, he thought about starting a business.

The wicker in his hand was the one left behind when he was in Zheliu Town.

As for his own home, Song Yuanguo.

It is impossible to come back, and it is impossible to come back in this life.

Landau felt that he had to do more things he liked while he was young. He was originally a bastard, and the throne could not be won, and he was not interested.

Besides, being an emperor is not as fun as making money. Spending all day in the four palaces is not as cool as cultivating immortals.

During this vacation, Landau directly chose to spend it in Changyan Country. No one here knows him, and there will be no troubles in his life.

And he suddenly discovered that the people of Changyan Kingdom seemed to be quite nice, and they spoke nicely. He really liked staying here!
Around the booth were mostly women in their twenties and thirties, stroking the pork with their hands, but their eyes were always on Landau's face.

"Let me tell you ladies, I sell pork, but I don't sell myself. I am priceless."

A slender woman wearing powder and daisies next to her covered her mouth with a light smile and said, "Priceless, do you mean you can take it away without money?"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter from the surrounding women. They covered their mouths, their eyes were full of spring, and their laughter was as melodious as the singing of swallows and warblers.

Landau was stunned by this gentle blow, his heart felt as if it had been hit by cotton, and he suddenly felt flustered.

These women are so scary.

Landau coughed a few times, and said seriously: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's not easy to do small business, at least buy a few pieces of pork first, are you all here just to tease me?"

"Isn't it possible?" Another voice sounded, the tone was ethereal and echoed, and it turned out that the women around echoed it.

Landao was shocked, how could these women be as thirsty as tigers and wolves!
But what's the matter with feeling so good, he has never experienced such a scene.

This is the first time to do this kind of business outside, and I didn't expect to encounter "difficulties" at the beginning.

"Sisters, let's be normal. Since this guy is selling pork, let's just buy some!"

"Yeah!"

"Tell me, how much does it cost per pound?"

Landau was stunned for a moment, these women are really relaxed!

Before he started selling pork, he found out that the market price was about one silver coin per pound of pork, but Landau still planned to lower the price to ensure sales volume so that his income could rise steadily.

These housewives must also like to take advantage.

"Seven copper coins per pound!" Lan Dao said righteously.

The scene was silent for a while, and the ladies looked at each other without any response.

Landao felt a little uneasy. Do they still think it is expensive?
Please, the price of pork is skyrocketing now, okay?
"Then give me this piece!" A lady stretched out her light white finger and poked a piece of sliced ​​pork belly on the chopping board.

Landau was about to pick it up and weigh it, when suddenly there was a "click" in front of him.

A gold coin was thrown onto the chopping board by the lady, and a small dent was made.

"Is this enough?"

Landau froze for a moment, "I'll give you change!"

Unexpectedly, the fair-skinned lady shook her hand lightly, and said with a smile on her face, "You don't need to look for it."

Landao was stunned again.

But he always insisted on the principle of equivalent exchange.

"Then I'll add more meat to you!"

The madam frowned slightly, with slight dissatisfaction in her tone: "My appetite is not that big, how could I eat so much!"

This……

Landau was completely dumbfounded.

At this moment, a few maidservants suddenly ran over from the other side of the street.

"Ma'am, you've been here for several hours, it's time to go home!"

This was said to another, slightly younger woman in her twenties.

It seemed that they saw other maids coming, and the other maids also ran over from the other side of the road, trying to persuade their master to leave.

"Madam, don't you dislike pork?"

"Ma'am, are we still going to the temple to offer incense?"

……

About half an hour passed.

There was a pool of gold coins in front of Landau.

The faces of the maids beside the beautiful women were all flushed because they were holding a whole sack of pork in their hands.

The maids want to cry but have no tears.

"Madam, we can't finish all the pork we bought!"

"Shut up! If you don't finish eating, feed it to the pigs!"

The young woman had just finished reprimanding the maid, and in a blink of an eye another smile appeared on her face. She looked at Landau and said with a sweet smile: "Why is there so much pork, it's not enough to buy."

Landau had already seen this group of women clearly, and he thought that if he continued, he might cause trouble. When these women were not paying attention, Lando immediately pushed the wooden cart in one direction and ran away.

"The pork is sold out today, goodbye sisters!"

Seeing this, the young women stomped their feet resentfully, but Landau ran fast, as if fleeing for his life.

The maids lowered their heads and asked tentatively: "Madam, do you want to continue shopping?"

The young women glanced in the direction of other shops, and all they saw were rough men with black faces.

"Go home!"

(End of this chapter)