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Chapter 180 The fool who only knows how to memorize the multiplication tables【3.15k】

Xiao Ran Yujian's speed is getting slower and slower, in front of him are the seven pillars of Yang Dingfeng Academy.

Seeing these seven peak pillars again, Xiao Ran seemed like a lifetime away.

In fact, in his mind, he had not been back for more than a month, but after experiencing so many things during this period, he always had the feeling that he would never return to the academy.

After all, this is his home in Mirror World A9527.

He had been thinking about it for a long time on the road, and suddenly felt that being a crazy fool didn't fit his image very well.

So Xiao Ran decided to be a quiet fool.

And he already has a solution in his mind.

After finding the direction of Yulan Peak, Xiao Ran went straight to Ziyan No. [-].

He wanted to find a remote place to land, but after a cursory glance, there was no one in sight.

Putting away the Liangyi Xiangsheng Sword, Xiao Ran walked directly in the middle of the road.

Although Yulan Peak is usually not crowded, occasionally a few monks would pass by talking and laughing on the road.

But now, this place has become the same as Zheliu Town, silent and scary.

Xiao Ran walked towards Zi Yan No. [-].

When passing by Ziyan No. [-], Xiao Ran thought for a moment and did not knock on the door.

"I'm a fool, I'm a fool, I'm a fool..."

Xiao Ran was thinking silently in his heart.

Fortunately, no one showed up along the way, otherwise Xiao Ran really didn't know how to express his first impression on others.

I always feel a little ashamed.

At this time, Xiao Ran stopped not far from the door of Ziyan No. [-].

The door to Ziyan No. [-] was closed, but not locked.

There is an incense burner next to the door, and there are still three short incense sticks smoking in it at the moment.

There is a yellow talisman on the door, and paper money is stuck in the crack of the door.

"It turns out that there are still people offering incense to me." Xiao Ran was inexplicably sad.

But at this moment, Xiao Ran suddenly didn't dare to open the door and go in.

In the end, Xiao Ran still defeated his heart and pushed the door open.

The heavy door was opened, and there was a tooth-piercing "squeak" sound.

At the same time, a man standing in the yard turned his head.

It was a man around 30 years old, Xiao Ran had never seen him before, he was dressed as a monk, he seemed to be a fellow.

The next moment, Xiao Ran was suddenly attracted by the scene in the inner hall.

It seemed to have become a mourning hall.

There are many white bouquets placed in the center of the inner hall, there is a brazier on the ground, and futons, a paper puppet on each side, and stacks of unburned paper money.

Xiao Ran froze in place, so that Xiao Ran didn't hear what the man in the courtyard said.

I just feel my ears buzzing.

Looking at my own mourning hall, I always feel very uncomfortable in my heart.

The man in the courtyard walked towards Xiao Ran and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

Xiao Ran regained his composure, he glanced at the man, then stood there at a loss what to do.

No no no!

I'm a fool I'm a fool, I can't act like a normal person.

Xiao Ran recalled the original plan in his mind, and then the next second, his brows frowned.

He first stretched out his left hand, and then gestured with his fingers.

"One one gets one, one two gets two, one three gets three..."

After the left hand gesture is over, the right hand starts.

"One six makes six, one seven makes seven, one eight makes eight..."

The man in the courtyard tilted his head, as if there were three big question marks on his forehead.

Xiao Ran just stood there, frowning, carrying the multiplication table with a serious expression.

After reciting it once, continue to recite it again...

"Excuse me, can you hear me?" The man poked his head over and looked at Xiao Ran curiously.

After all, the little monk in front of him, who looked strong and handsome, was a normal person no matter how he looked at it.

At this time, Xiao Ran suddenly raised his head, then stretched out his finger and pointed at the man's nose, his gaze was solemn.

The man took a cautious step back.

Xiao Ran imitated the tone of a child, opened his mouth and said: "Big watermelon, it doesn't taste good!"

After he finished speaking, he lowered his head again and continued to carry the nine-nine multiplication table on his back.

Male monk: "???"

However, he did not relax his vigilance and even drew out the sword in his hand.

Xiao Ran glanced at his every move from the corner of his eye, thinking who the hell is this person?
Why is it showing up in my yard?

Why should we be so vigilant against a fool?
Could it be that he thinks a fool is more handsome than him?
Self-esteem was destroyed?

No, no, no...

Xiao Ran kept talking: "Five-seven-thirty-five, five-eight-forty..."

The male cultivator circled around Xiao Ran a few times, probably feeling that there was nothing suspicious, so he put the sword back into its sheath.

Xiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief.

He could feel that the cultivation level of the male monk in front of him was far above his own. If he really wanted to kill him, he might not even have a chance to fight back.

Besides, I'm a fool.

A fool shouldn't fight back, right?
Thinking of this, Xiao Ran scolded Mao Mao again, after all, that cold-blooded mechanical voice had nothing to do with Mao Mao, so Xiao Ran's scolding Mao Mao was not the same as scolding him.

But Xiao Ran felt that it might be more enjoyable if he could scold the cold-blooded mechanical voice.

But he dared not.

At this moment, the male monk directly grabbed Xiao Ran's shoulder and flew towards the sky with his sword.

Xiao Ran was taken aback, he held back his surprise, gritted his teeth and continued to memorize the nine-nine multiplication table.

But his mouth suddenly opened, and he recited several mistakes, but luckily the male monk didn't notice.

Xiao Ran was taken to the main peak by the male monk, which made him extremely surprised.

It seems that this male monk is very familiar with Yangfeng Academy, but Xiao Ran has never heard of him.

Next, what surprised Xiao Ran even more was that the male monk took him to Wuhe's residence!

The familiar scent of medicine permeates the air, finally providing some vitality to this area.

"Uncle Wuhe!" The male monk shouted.

Uncle?

Xiao Ran was attracted by the breath of the male monk.

"Is Uncle Wuhe here?" the male monk shouted from the yard.

"Who is it!" A slightly old voice came from the back room.

When Xiao Ran just landed, he stopped reciting formulas. On the one hand, this male monk already thought that Xiao Ran was out of his mind.

on the other hand……

It's because li xuan's mouth is about to cramp!

"Uncle Wuhe, you are indeed here!" The male monk looked a little excited.

Master Wuhe came out, and was shocked when he saw the male monk.

"Lan Yan, why are you back?"

"I heard that Senior Sister Ziyan was banned from the academy, so I came here specifically to see her."

"Then why did you come to me? She is staying at Yulan Peak." Wuhe asked.

He still hasn't noticed that standing next to Lan Yan is Xiao Ran.

"It's like this. I just caught a monk. I don't know if he is really stupid or fake. I think he is a spy sent by Changyan Kingdom." After Lan Yan finished speaking, he revealed Xiao Ran behind him.

Xiao Ran frowned, then opened his mouth.

"One one gets one, one two gets two, one three gets three..."

"Bang!"

Wuhe Zhenren's pestle for pounding medicine fell to the ground.

He opened his mouth slightly, and stared at Xiao Ran without squinting. Lan Yan on one side had never seen his Uncle Wuhe have such an expression.

"He he he..." Wuhe Daoist stared wide-eyed, pointed at Xiao Ran, but couldn't speak.

"Is this person really a spy?!" Lan Yan turned around and stared at Xiao Ran with hostility.

As soon as the words fell, the long sword in his hand was drawn out.

Sweat trickled down Xiao Ran's forehead, and he kept a close eye on Lan Yan's movements, fearing that he would be unable to dodge when the sword was drawn later.

At the same time, Xiao Ran kept cursing in his heart.

"Old man Wuhe, why are you stuttering? It's a matter of life and death, why are you stuttering for me?!"

"Stop!" Wuhe shouted.

"He is Xiao Ran!"

……

The atmosphere froze for a few seconds.

After hearing this, Lan Yan stared at Xiao Ran dumbfounded, as if he had seen a ghost.

But it's not that I'm afraid, I just feel incredible.

"One one gets one, one two gets two, one three gets three..."

Xiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and felt a little more at ease when he recited the multiplication formula.

"But isn't Xiao Ran dead? And he can only recite algorithm formulas!"

Master Wuhe came over at this time and looked around Xiao Ran carefully.

After a moment, he came to a conclusion.

"It's absolutely true. He is Xiao Ran. I remember the smell on his body. You should know how good my nose is." Wuhe Daoist said with certainty.

Xiao Ran glanced at Wuhe Daoist's nose, but the nose hairs were a bit shocking.

Is this a sign of a developed sense of smell?
"Seven-eight 56, seven-nine 63..."

"Xiao Ran, do you still remember me?" Wuhe Daoist stood in front of Xiao Ran.

"Eight nine 72, nine nine 81..."

At this moment, a look of anticipation appeared on Wuhe Zhenren's face, because Xiao Ran had already memorized the multiplication formula to the end.

next moment.

"One for one, one for two for two..."

Wuhe real person: "..."

The smile on his face disappeared instantly, and he couldn't help but frown.

"I have seen Xiao Ran's corpse with my own eyes. At that time, he had indeed lost all vitality. Why is he suddenly resurrected now, and his brain..."

Xiao Ran was secretly happy that Master Wuhe had begun to believe that his mind was abnormal.

At this moment, Wuhe Daoist hadn't finished speaking, so he leaned into Xiao Ran's ear and whispered, "If you keep doing this, I'll give away the elixir that I owe you to others."

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Ran's gaze suddenly changed, he raised his head, and looked at Master Wuhe.

On the other hand, Immortal Wuhe was proud, as if he felt that Xiao Ran in front of him could no longer act.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ran pounced directly on Wuhe Zhenren, biting his shoulder at the same time, and said while biting: "The texture of this old bacon is not chewy enough!"

"Ouch! Move him away!" Wuhe Daoist shouted loudly.

Upon seeing this, Lan Yan immediately stepped forward and pulled Xiao Ran back.

mock up!

Still want to test me?
Xiao Ran felt refreshed, and at the same time continued to recite the nine-to-nine multiplication table in his mouth.

"He said just now that I'm a big watermelon, which doesn't taste good." Lan Yan smiled and pulled Wuhe Zhenren up.

Master Wuhe patted the dust on his body, said solemnly: "Go and tell Zi Yan the news of Xiao Ran's return, and I will notify the dean."

"Uncle, I searched all over Yulan Peak, but Senior Sister Ziyan is not there." Lan Yan said immediately.

Wuhe Daoist's body paused, and his expression suddenly froze.

He looked back at Lan Yan, and murmured: "She won't really seek revenge from Chang Yanqing, will she?"

(End of this chapter)