big brother really dog

Chapter 345 Pants Trading【4K】

"That's impossible to say."

Landau turned around with a smile, and at the same time handed over the golden key in his hand to Xiao Ran.

"There's only one key. If you lose it, I'll come over and break down the door for you."

Xiao Ran didn't reach out to pick it up.

Landau raised his palm again, with doubts on his face: "Here's the key."

Xiao Ran stared at him closely, and didn't move. Landau's scalp was numb from his look, and he couldn't help but put his hand down.

"Give me the rest of the keys too." Xiao Ran looked calm.

Landao's face looked surprised, his throat moved, and he said with a smile: "Why do you want the keys to other places?"

Xiao Ran's expression did not change.

"I'm talking about the key to Ziyan No. [-]. You should have more than one here, right?"

Landau opened his eyes slightly, and took a step back in surprise.

"Give it to me, or I'll report you for stealing my big underpants."

"I didn't steal it!" Landao looked serious.

"It will be stolen in a few days. Where there is demand, there will be supply. Don't think I don't know, you are the porter of the big pants!" Xiao Ran's face was serious.

Sweat ran down Landau's forehead, and he quietly approached Xiao Ran's ear.

"Brother Sixteen, why do you know me so horribly, what else do you know?"

"I know a lot." Xiao Ran's mouth curved.

In Landau's view, this was a fatal arc, and he finally realized how terrifying this Sixteenth Junior Brother was.

"Keep it a secret!" Landau looked terrified.

After he finished speaking, he took a step back, looked down at the two children next to him, and then took out the Qiankun bag at his waist.

Landau took out another universe bag from the universe bag.

He sighed, and reached out his hand to grope for something in it. After a while, he took out a metal ring. A large bunch of keys were hung on the ring, at least twenty or so.

"This is Ziyan No. [-]. There are [-] spare keys in total. After all, I still need special care for the senior brother's house." Landau laughed.

But after seeing the deformed person next to him, Landao's smile disappeared instantly. He never expected that the future senior brother would be a child. Children seemed to have no commercial value. When he thought of this, Landao finally felt a lot better. .

Xiao Ran took the key and put it away.

"Junior Brother Sixteenth, from now on you will be protected by me in Magnolia Peak Academy. My network of connections is all over Magnolia Peak. They don't dare to offend me." Landao said solemnly.

"Do you have any requirements for being so nice to me?" Xiao Ran looked at him.

"To be honest, for the underpants trade, this is sold very well by the senior sister of Hongxia Peak."

Xiao Ran stared at him blankly.

"The peak pillar where Song Qianyi is?"

Landao glanced at Xiao Ran in surprise when he heard this: "Junior Brother Sixteenth, you actually know the senior sister of our side peak?"

Xiao Ran's face was complicated, he didn't respond to Landau.

"Don't think about it, I won't sell that thing."

"Senior Brother Yu Wenjie from Tianhe next door was really short of money a few days ago, so he secretly sold me one in private. It was fetched a sky-high price in Hongxia Peak." Landao said in a low voice.

"What did you say?!" Xiao Ran was surprised now.

Unexpectedly, Yu Wenjie, who had a cold appearance at that time, would sell his big underpants? !

Xiao Ran suddenly noticed that the two children next to him were listening more seriously than him. He immediately raised his hand and pushed the backs of the two children's heads.

"Go and clean our house. In the room on the left, there are two bamboo brooms next to the cabinet against the wall."

Landau's expression was a little strange.

"How did you know there was a broom there?"

"The broom has been in that position all the time, and I haven't moved it. I think it should still be there now." Xiao Ran explained instinctively.

Seeing Landau's expression after a while, he realized that he had misunderstood the meaning.

Xiao Ran's throat moved: "I guess."

Landau turned his head to look at the room on the left, from which the two children actually took out two dusty bamboo brooms.

"Have you been here before?" Landau narrowed his eyes slightly.

Xiao Ran scratched his head: "Uh... let's continue talking about the big underpants."

Hearing this, Landau immediately regained his spirits, and his slightly squinted eyes widened in an instant.

"Junior Brother Sixteen's appearance must be the existence that those female monks in Hongxia Peak are obsessed with, so your big underpants, Junior Brother Sixteen, should be the next sky-high price."

Xiao Ran twitched the corner of his mouth, always feeling that it sounded weird.

No, it's very strange, isn't it? !
"I will consider it if necessary in the future, we are going to start cleaning." Xiao Ran issued the order to evict the guests.

Landau understood the meaning, he cupped his fists, he should have said hello to the elder brother before leaving, but when he saw Hua Bad's body that was not as tall as a broom, Landau instantly lost his desire.

When he stepped out of the threshold, he seemed to remember something again.

"Sixteen Junior Brothers!"

"Why?" Xiao Ran looked at him.

Landau's throat moved: "No matter how much you know about me, please keep a secret for me!"

Xiao Ran raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Don't worry, Second Senior Brother."

After Landau left, Xiao Ran couldn't help sighing as he looked at the backs of the two children holding the broom.

"What is this called!"

"Hey! Brooms are for sweeping the floor, not for beating people!"

Xiao Ran ran towards the two children, they had already started "fighting" with brooms, and the entire area was filled with dust in the air.

Xiao Ran waved his sleeve lightly, and the dust dissipated immediately.

"It was Huabu who hit me first!" Yan Yao pointed at Huabu.

"It was my sister who hit me first!" Hua Bad said the opposite answer.

Xiao Ran wanted to explain what happened to the two children in detail, but seeing them like this, he didn't know if the two children could understand what he explained.

Xiao Ran sighed and looked up at the sky.

He could vaguely see the towering main peak piercing into the sky, but he never thought that the seven stone pillars in Yangfeng Academy were also meteorites...

"Daddy, auntie, why don't they know us?"

Xiao Ran turned his head, saying that he was going to come over.

He knelt down and took Yan Yao's two little hands.

"Become a bad person, come here!"

The little fat man put down the broom in his hand, and ran over in a hurry.

"I need to tell you something very serious, so my expression is going to become serious." After Xiao Ran said that, he changed into a serious expression.

"We came to the time 12 years ago. At that time, the two of you were not born yet, and your father and mother just met, so they don't know us yet, understand?"

"why……"

Xiao Ran raised his hand to stop Yan Yao's "why", because he knew that this kind of "why" would never end.

"What you have to do now is to call your aunt and mother, master, do you hear me?" Xiao Ran asked seriously.

The two children nodded.

In the following time, Xiao Ran painstakingly continued to tell the two children about other precautions. After the matter was over, Xiao Ran felt that he had never been so tired before, and life seemed to have lost its meaning at this moment.

"Gu..."

Xiao Ran and Yan wanted to turn their heads to look at Hua Bad's stomach.

"My brother is hungry again." Yan Yao stretched out his hand to poke his malformed belly.

"go to eat."

Xiao Ran stood up, holding two children with each hand.

There is a cafeteria on each peak pillar, and some disciples with lower cultivation bases also have a great demand for food. For those disciples with high cultivation bases as high as Xiao Ran, food is no longer that important.

But the two children have to eat, after all, they don't have any cultivation, and they need to grow their bodies.

"I want to eat big chicken drumsticks!" Hua Bu happily jumped up and down, Xiao Ran's hand was thrown back and forth by him, on the contrary, it seemed much quieter here.

"Don't move around when you are in bad shape. You are the senior brother, so be more steady!"

"What does stability mean?"

"Steady means walking well." Xiao Ran's face was full of sadness. In order to let the two children better understand what he said, he had already explained the meaning of many words in a living way, including some idioms.

Fortunately, Hua Bad is still very obedient, and he really started walking seriously.

After walking out of the area surrounded by purple smoke, Xiao Ran came to the public passage outside. The so-called public passage means that he can meet other monks on Yulan Peak.

There were obviously a lot more monks around than just now, many of which Xiao Ran had no impression of at all.

But Xiao Ran knew that he must have seen them, but 12 years had passed, and this faint impression was no longer enough to sustain him until this time.

"Ah! Five...senior brother!" Yan Yao suddenly raised his finger and pointed at the two people walking in front of him.

Xiao Ran looked over, they were Brother Liu Hao and Brother Liu Hao.

Xiao Ran remembered that Brother Liu Hao stayed in his hometown and married a wife to live a stable life, but Brother Liu Hao chose to stay in Yangdingfeng Academy.

Seeing these two brothers walking together after so many years, to be honest, it felt a bit like a trance.

"Fourth senior brother, fifth senior brother!" Xiao Ran shouted from behind.

Brother Liu Hao turned his head, Brother Liu Hao was a step slower, but he also turned around.

"Elder brother, sixteenth junior brother, seventeenth junior sister!" Brother Liu Hao greeted.

Xiao Ran led the two children and walked.

Liu Haodi stared at Yan Yao, as if recalling the previous scene, which made him frown.

But when he saw Hua Bad, Liu Haodi's expression became respectful.

"Eldest brother." He bowed slightly and said with cupped fists.

"Uncle Wu!" Hua Baanwan shouted happily.

Brother Liu Hao looked at Brother Liu Hao with an even more strange expression at this moment.

"Daddy said you want to be called Fifth Junior Brother!" Yan Yao immediately corrected him.

After she finished speaking, as if she wanted to seek praise, she jumped in front of Xiao Ran, and at the same time raised her head with an expectant expression: "Daddy, am I right?"

"Yes." Xiao Ran smiled and stroked Yan Yao's head.

He turned his head to look at Hua Bad, thinking that this little fat man didn't hear his words at all just now.

"To transform bad, you have to be called Fifth Junior Brother!"

"why……"

"stop!"

Xiao Ran looked horrified and immediately covered his poorly transformed mouth.

The three words "why" lingered around Xiao Ran's head like a nightmare, and he had been dominated by the three words "why" for almost an hour in Ziyan No. [-] just now.

"Follow me, five...teacher...brother!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Ran let go of Hua Bad's mouth, and stared at Hua Bad's lips with nervous and expectant eyes, watching the arc of his mouth gradually form the dreamlike three words, Xiao Ran finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Five...teacher...brother." Hua Buyi said in the same way.

"Elder brother." Liu Haodi handed over his hand again.

"Fifth Senior Brother!" Yan Yao called obediently.

Liu Haodi looked at her and responded politely: "Sister Seventeen."

"Fifth Senior Brother." Xiao Ran cupped his hands.

"Sixteen Junior Brothers!"

Yan Yao seemed to like learning and applying it flexibly, she looked at brother Liu Hao: "Fourth senior brother!"

Brother Liu Hao smiled and stroked Yan Yao's head: "Junior Sister Seventeen!"

"Fourth Junior Brother!" Hua Bad finally found a pattern.

"Big Brother!"

"Fourth Senior Brother!"

"Sixteen Junior Brothers!"

"Five senior brothers!"

"Seventeen Junior Sister!"

"Fourth Senior Brother!"

"Seventeen Junior Sister!"

"Daddy!"

"Hey!"

"Big Brother!"

"elder sister!"

"Fifth Junior Brother!"

"Fourth Senior Brother!"

Brother Liu Hao and brother Liu Hao looked at each other, and a terrible thought appeared in their minds.

"Why do we still have to say hello to each other?" Brother Liu Hao showed fear.

Liu Haodi looked panicked and shook his head slightly: "I don't know..."

Yan Yao jumped in front of the two again at this time, eager to try: "Fifth Senior Brother!"

"Junior Sister Seventeen!" Liu Haodi had formed an instinct.

Yan Yao then looked at Brother Liu Hao: "Fourth Division..."

"stop!"

Xiao Ran immediately stepped forward and covered Yan Yao's mouth with a flustered expression.

"Stop saying hello, if you continue to fight, your brother will starve!"

The scene was silent for a moment.

The monks passing by looked back at the five people standing by the road from time to time, their expressions were very strange, why did they keep saying hello to each other?

Yan Yao turned his head and glanced at his dysplastic stomach, which had no ups and downs, and let out an obedient "oh".

At this moment, the few people present finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Children are so scary." Liu Haodi murmured, and then he was pulled forward by Liu Hao.

With a sullen face, Xiao Ran pulled the two children behind him.

"I want to eat big chicken drumsticks..." Hua Bad's voice was a little weak.

"Stay strong, you are the fattest one."

……

There were more and more monks near the cafeteria. Xiao Ran saw Landao at the entrance, and seeing that Yan Yao was about to rush over to say hello again, Xiao Ran immediately grabbed the restless little girl.

"After entering the cafeteria, let your brother eat big chicken legs. The people inside will greet you." Xiao Ran knelt down and explained.

Yan Yao said nothing, but his big eyes were burning with fire.

"You guys are here, I'll take you in!" Landau waved his hand in this direction.

The cafeteria is a two-story building, and the monks opened the curtain at the door on the first floor and walked in one by one.

Gossip is common to all people, especially at the meal time. Seeing the man with two children walking in from the door of the cafeteria, everyone's eyes immediately focused there.

They heard that the Ziyan faction had chosen a new child as their senior brother.At this moment, he was wondering what kind of child could have this ability, although the Ziyan faction ranked last in Yulan Peak, but a child who can be a big brother must have something special about him.

"I want to eat big chicken drumsticks!"

　Ah, I seem to be learning less and less

　　
　
(End of this chapter)