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Chapter 68 Breaking away from "The Emperor's New Clothes"

Why don't you ask me such a profound question...

Xiao Ran scratched his head with a troubled expression.

At this moment, the minister seemed to grasp a certain key point: "Can't you see the clothes on His Majesty the Emperor?"

The emperor suddenly realized something, and he was looking forward to Xiao Ran's answer.

Xiao Ran looked embarrassed, he turned his head to look at the two sisters by the corner, at this moment Qing Ge actually nodded to Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran's eyes flickered, and then he smiled.

He turned his head and said respectfully to the emperor, "I'm sorry, I can't see it."

As soon as the voice fell, the audience was in an uproar.

Everyone started to discuss and talk about everything, but most of them were still pointing at Xiao Ran, saying that Xiao Ran was a stupid person.

The emperor and the ministers looked at each other, their eyes flickering.

At this moment, a childish voice suddenly came from the street.

"Brother is right, I didn't see the clothes either!" It was a child talking.

Out!
That kid who told the truth!

It turns out that the first person in this story to tell the truth!

The next moment, the whole place was dead silent.

"He wasn't wearing any clothes at all!" Another crisp voice sounded, and Xiao Ran was surprised that it was Qing Ge.

Since her sister spoke first, Qing Yao seemed to gain some courage: "That's right! He has no clothes on, so I'm not a stupid person!"

Well, now, four people at the scene have already told the truth.

Emperor, no clothes!

Immediately afterwards, a more intense discussion unfolded among the common people, and more and more people revealed the truth.

"To be honest, I really didn't see His Majesty wearing clothes..."

"Actually I am..."

……

The minister and the emperor looked at each other, and the group of people dragging the air behind also put their hands down silently. They looked at each other and smiled, and they all breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"We didn't see it either." The people behind said in unison.

The emperor looked at Xiao Ran, and then couldn't help swallowing: "Actually... I didn't see it myself..."

At this time, Xiao Ran spoke frankly: "Your Majesty, those two tailors are liars, they came here for gold and silver treasures!"

In fact, the emperor had already guessed this fact when he got here.

The more he thought about it, the more embarrassed he felt, and then he tore off the clothes of the minister next to him and put them on himself.

"Send an order to catch those two swindlers!" the emperor gritted his teeth.

The minister next to him said timidly: "Your Majesty, shall we continue the parade now?"

The emperor glared at him: "What a fart, go back to the palace!"

Xiao Ran heaved a sigh of relief, he could finally get out of this predicament.

Unexpectedly, the emperor suddenly turned around at this moment, and said to Xiao Ran: "Young man, do you want to consider being my exclusive model? I think you have great potential."

Xiao Ran twitched the corner of his mouth and waved his hands again and again: "No need, no need!"

The emperor just wanted to persuade, at this moment, there was a sudden change in the sky.

I saw a huge arm suddenly inserted in one day.

"Eldest brother, senior sister, little junior sister, can you see my hand!"

Xiao Ran was horrified: "What the hell? It's hard for me not to see it!"

That arm is like a pillar supporting the sky, and the open palm is as big as a building!
The two sisters in the corner were suddenly taken aback: "My God!"

Landau's voice continued: "Come to me quickly, I will take you out!"

As soon as the words fell, the huge palm fell to the street, and the ground was filled with smoke and dust.

Xiao Ran came back to his senses, and said to the two people in the corner: "Get started!"

"it is good!"

The three of them immediately jumped onto Landau's giant hand, and Qing Yao directly hugged Landau's middle finger tightly.

Landau seemed to have sensed something, he quickly retracted his hands, the three of them were confused for a while, and they arrived in another space in the blink of an eye.

The book is closed, and the golden light disappears.

The three of Xiao Ran leaned on the seats of KFC, panting.

……

Landau was so excited that he immediately put a cup of hot tea in front of the three of them.

"what happened?"

Landau scratched his head: "I don't know, but this book... oh no, this artifact seems to recognize me as the master."

Xiao Ran didn't answer because this was what he expected.

"Really?!" Qing Yao jumped up happily.

"Second senior brother and I both have artifacts!"

Landau couldn't hide the joy on his face: "Yeah, that's great, we didn't come here for nothing!"

They both laughed happily.

"Am I the only one who thinks our luck is too smooth?"

An abrupt voice sounded, and Qing Ge looked at the three of them with doubts on his face.

Xiao Ran almost spit out his tea. It turned out that besides himself, there was someone with an above-average IQ!

I'm afraid I have to ask that tortoise for this question... The system of nobles forgetting things is too big.

Xiao Ran put down the teacup, and looked at the clock inside KFC.

"Fuck!" Xiao Ran shouted, startling the other three.

"What's wrong, big brother!"

Xiao Ran carefully stared at the second hand in the clock, it is now 59:[-], and the second hand is still half a circle away.

To be honest, Xiao Ran still had a certain fluke mentality at this moment.

Maybe this time there will be no time travel back?
The second hand was beeping, and at the last moment, Xiao Ran raised his head, and the second hand had already reached the twelve o'clock position.

Xiao Ran turned his head to look at the three of them: "Great, this time there is no..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Ran felt dizzy for a while, and the light in front of his eyes gradually became dazzling.

"Nima..."

……

Xiao Ran lay down on the zebra crossing to calm down for a while, when there was a sound next to him, it should be that Landau got up.

You don't need to guess what Landau is going to say.

"Fuck!" Landau exclaimed.

"Elder brother, get up quickly, we are back to this place again."

Xiao Ran took a deep breath, then jumped up on the spot.

"Drip drip!"

"Which internet celebrity wants to be famous and wants to be crazy, wear Hanfu and touch porcelain?!"

It was the same scene again, and the familiar voice again.

Xiao Ran frowned, just about to step forward, unexpectedly, Landau held Xiao Ran back at this moment.

"Brother, let me come!" Landau said.

Xiao Ran glanced at him in a daze, not knowing why.

I saw Landao walking towards the driver, then reaching out to pull out the cigarette from the driver's mouth, and finally threw it on the ground and stepped on it with his foot.

The movements are exactly the same as Xiao Ran's last time!
Landau smiled and turned his head at this time: "Brother, you can do the rest."

Xiao Ran: "..."

Xiao Ran came in front of the driver, and said helplessly, "Do you hate Internet celebrities to the core?"

The driver nodded timidly.

"Do you regret being number one on that aunt's list?" Xiao Ran continued to ask.

The driver's eyes widened and he nodded in surprise.

Xiao Ran glanced at him with satisfaction: "Promise me, next time you see the two of us, don't honk your horn, it hurts your ears."

The driver continued to nod, as if Xiao Ran was terrified.

"get out!"

"okay!"

The driver straightened his body, put his hand in first gear, released his foot from the clutch, and then stepped on the accelerator, and he ran faster than a rabbit!

Xiao Ran sighed, he didn't know how many times this repeated scene would be repeated.

At this moment, he seemed to suddenly remember something.

Head is a red light!
Looking at the front again, two traffic policemen jumped out of nowhere and followed the car.

Xiao Ran's pupils opened slightly, and he immediately followed the traffic policeman in pursuit!
(End of this chapter)