The Undercover of the Elves

Chapter 367

Union May 8 xxx

It's very hot now, and I'm also very poor. Of course, my poverty has nothing to do with the hot weather, but because of the hot weather, I'm still poor, so I can't even turn on the air conditioner.

Because I can't afford to turn on the air conditioner, I'm going to find a way to pay for it.

Finally, after my careful consideration, I am going to collect protection fees.

April 8

It went well today, these kids are quite rich after the summer vacation, so the collection of money went smoothly, but then I was photographed by a certain kid, well, maybe it was because of my handsomeness.

Anyway, I can finally turn on the air conditioner, I have to enjoy the air conditioner...

At night, before I went to bed, I suddenly remembered that Yugong’s hospital is air-conditioned throughout the day... Why don’t I just go to their hospital and it’s over?
April 8

Today in the hospital, I met Murayama who also came to use the air conditioner. His students are all on summer vacation, so he has nothing to do every day, and... well, he is also quite poor.

I saw that he also had some strength, so I suggested that he and I also collect protection fees and earn some extra money.

Murayama rejected me verbally, saying that he is a teacher of the people, and that if he wants to set an example for the next generation of seedlings, he must adhere to the principle of being a teacher, and he must not do such absurd things.

"I can charge 800 yuan a day." I said lightly.

In the evening, Murayama and I held a map in his home and discussed where to go to collect protection fees tomorrow.

April 8

Today is not going well. After careful consideration, Murayama and I decided to go to the place where I collected the protection fee before.

But what I didn't expect was that the group of children who were charged protection fees learned to be smart. When they saw Murayama and me, they immediately called the police to find Miss Junsha.

In the end, Ms. Junsha took 20 Katy dogs to hunt down Murayama and me.

Well, in fact, no one is chasing Murayama at all. Miss Junsha and 20 katti dogs are chasing me crazily...

I admit that I look a bit like a murderer due to being frightened by the police lady and my muscles, but there is no need to focus all the firepower on me...

In the end, I think I still have a better conscience than Murayama, because this guy absconded in fear of crime...Leaving me alone in the detention center, what a deal!
At night, in the prison of the detention center, it suddenly occurred to me that when Murayama was cornered, even Hei Lujia couldn't run away from him...

April 8

Today, Amamiya was ordered by the hospital to go home for a few days for self-reflection because of beating a patient. He heard that Murayama and I were doing something to make money, so he also joined us.

However, due to what happened yesterday, Murayama and I were both under the sun, wearing hats and masks... If the children recognized us again, we would immediately call the police, and I would have to race against Katie again...

Amamiya looked at our attire and immediately reminded us, "The epidemic is almost under control, and our city is open."

Murayama and I ignored him, just took out the prepared watermelon knife and pointed it in front of Amemiya.

Of course, this is not about cutting him, but that we are going to sell watermelons.

"Where's the watermelon?"

Amamiya stared at Murayama and I with a watermelon knife in each hand, a little puzzled, I thought, no wonder this fellow is an investigator, a doctor can be so poor, and he has no business acumen, how can he make money?

I excitedly took them to a watermelon field, which I discovered before, and if we move the watermelons here to sell, isn't it zero cost and a net profit?

In the end, our watermelon stand failed to open, and was chased by the katti dogs. Only then did I know that the watermelon field was owned... This time, I still couldn't run away...

In the detention center at night, I suddenly remembered that when Murayama was cornered, even Hei Lujia couldn’t catch up with him, and when Amamiya was cornered, even Duduli couldn’t catch up with him...

April 8

Today, we decided to open up a new way of making money. We wholesale messy fruits, then squeeze the juice, and finally use the freezing light to turn them into cold drinks and sell them on the street. Freezing rays.

Murayama brought a lot of disposable plastic cups and straws.

We went very well this time. The fruit stall owner gave us a few boxes of miscellaneous fruits wholesale at 2.5 yuan per catty. It is said that his original price was 3 yuan per catty, so we started to be happy and started selling juice. This time, our income was unprecedented. Soaring high, I made a full 250 yuan and 4 cents.

According to our agreement, I should keep the money, but both Amamiya and Murayama objected, thinking that I would abscond with the money.

I feel very complicated, they don't believe me, but on the other hand, they understand me quite well.

April 8

Recently, our business has experienced a decline. It seems that the weather has not been so hot recently, so fewer people drink frozen juice, and our business is not so good.

There was even a box of fruit left in the end that never had a chance to be juiced.

Murayama suggested that since there is nothing to sell anyway, we might as well just sell these fruits. We bought them at 2.5 a catty, and sold them at 2.8 per catty.

I thought it was reliable, so I marked it at 2.8 kg, and started selling fruit directly.

However, the guests who came looked at our prices and said ours was too expensive, which made us very annoyed.

In the end, Yugong couldn't bear it anymore, and said to a customer, "We bought the goods for 2.5 yuan, why is it expensive to sell you 2.8 yuan?"

The customer seemed to be frightened by him, and pointed tremblingly at the fruit stand in the distance. It was the watermelon stand that wholesaled 2.5 catties of wholesale fruit for us. Lucky bag - 1.5 yuan per catty.

Amamiya and Murayama and I looked at each other, thinking that the watermelon knife I bought before might have a real use...

April 8

Yesterday, Amamiya Cunshan and I smashed the stall of the fruit stall owner and asked him to return our leftover fruit, but he cried and said that he had an 80-year-old child and a 3-year-old mother, saying that his life It's not easy, and he has to support his wife and 17 mistresses.

We finally relented and let him go, but the juice strategy was a total loss and we had to think of other ways.

I unilaterally vetoed all the proposals of Amamiya and Murayama, and finally expressed my thoughts "Sell-wei-bro"

April 8

My plan is roughly two points. The first point is that we get the medicine out, and the second point is that we sell the medicine.

However, this time things were very complicated, and Miss Junsha came faster than we thought.

But this time, I finally managed to get rid of the katti dogs.

What makes Murayama and I happy is that it was Amamiya who was caught this time!

In the evening, we are going to rescue Yu Gong, the reason is... Although he is a fool, he knows our names, appearances and addresses...

Unexpectedly, Amamiya escaped from the police station with a red Pokémon I had never seen before. After we confirmed that he did not confess to us, Murayama and I secretly threw away the sack watermelon knife and the like The mouth-killing tool hugged him tightly...

(End of this chapter)