Stand-in Messenger of Marvel World

Chapter 16 A Meter-Long Snot

"That's it?" Will couldn't help asking, his face was full of doubts, he was probably saying that you would give me this for a $[-] meal?
"Hey, we're brothers, so don't fool me with the pudding you bought from the supermarket even if you don't have fancy meals."

"Anyway, you won't believe what I say now, you'd better experience it yourself, first drink the soup, then eat the steak, and finally eat the pudding."

Generally speaking, Dior is going to prepare one dish for another. After all, the "side effects" during the treatment process are too alarming. It can't be done without him watching, and if he eats too much at one time, it contains [Pearl Jam] The cooking caused several symptoms to be treated at the same time. He was really afraid that he would scare the guests into fainting.

But the bastard Will took him to see a psychiatrist as soon as he walked in the door, plus he didn't pay, ah bah, it was because of his best friend, he didn't pay that much attention.

"OK, what kind of soup is this? Why are there so many mushrooms? You know, the last thing I like to eat is mushrooms."

Although Will's mouth was constantly thinking, the scent that came out of his nostrils still made him move his index finger, and then took a tentative sip of the soup with a spoon.

delicious!

Very delicious!
Will's eyes widened suddenly, comically.

Not caring about making any comments, his appetite seemed to be whetted all of a sudden, and Will started to do something with the pot of soup. After a while, half of the black-bone chicken and most of the pot of soup were wiped out.

At this time, he couldn't help hesitating for a while, after much deliberation, he finally stretched out his claws to the mushrooms in the soup. In his mind, since the soup is so delicious and the chicken is so delicious, then the mushrooms with a strange taste should be no different Where to go, if it still doesn't suit your appetite, the big deal is to just drink soup and not eat mushrooms.

In the next second, the fresh fungus certified by Will as a 'mushroom' slipped directly into his throat.

Then Will went crazy, crying bitterly, devouring the 'mushroom', and said vaguely: "Obviously it's the thing I hate to eat, why can't I stop at all!"

When the bottom of the pot of soup was clear, he had already cried to the point of tears, and not only the tears, but also the snot flowed out of the nose for a meter long, and it was very strange that it did not break down, which is a great spectacle .

"Oh, MY GOD! Paper, give me a tissue, it's disgusting!"

It's really spectacular~
Sure enough, the treatment process of [Pearl Jam] is daunting enough!

And the reason why Will spews out tears while also bleeding such a disgusting snot is naturally because the reason for his recent listlessness comes from his rhinitis. People who have never had this disease can never imagine the pain of rhinitis patients.

One sneeze will bring out a series of sneezes, and each time there are more than a dozen sneezes, it will be impossible to stop. If it is more serious, it will be like Will. Every day when he sleeps, his nose is blocked and he cannot breathe at all, so he can only use his mouth to breathe. Qi, how could it be possible to sleep well like this.

It took a full minute for the gushing tears to finally stop, and the yellow snot that was more than one meter long fell to the ground with a bang, which was very disgusting!
"Oh, Shet! Looks like I'm going to have to go to the doctor, even if those vampires are going to steal all the treasures in my purse."

However, as he was talking, Will suddenly froze. At this moment, he felt an unprecedented refreshment. It felt like a big stone was pressing on his head, but now the stone had disappeared.

Refreshing, comfortable, spiritual!

And then he heard Dio say to him, "Hey bro, calm down. That's exactly what I'm going to explain to you."

Then, Dio used the trick that fooled Jenny to fool Will again.

When Will heard that this was the miraculous effect of oriental diet therapy, he became extremely excited.

"Could this be what Aunt He said, 'A big man has a back pot if he doesn't die'?"

Will shouted 5 amazing in a row, and then finished the review with a Chinese allegory that Dior's mother once taught him.

Dior immediately couldn't laugh or cry, what the hell is "a big man has a back pot", the more he thinks about it, the more GAY he is!
"By the way, is there any way if I want to grow longer?"

Dio glanced at his height, then shook his head speechlessly and said, "I guess it's unlikely. Being short is a genetic problem, not a disease."

Unexpectedly, Will immediately said loudly: "NONONO! I'm not talking about height, but this!"

While talking, he also thrust out his hips in an extremely obscene way!

"No one would think that this thing should be longer and thicker!"

In this regard, Dior directly gave him a middle finger, and then told him to get out with a word starting with F!

"Haha, okay, just kidding, but this dietary therapy from the East is really amazing. I feel that my rhinitis has been cured, my head is no longer dizzy, and my whole body is extremely refreshed!"

"Now I finally believe that you are serious about setting the price of 100 U.S. dollars. It is really worth the price! No, if those real rich people know that even if it is [-] U.S. dollars or [-] million U.S. dollars, those bastards will be willing to obey Pay!"

Will's performance was even more exciting than Dio's client, and more importantly, Dio only saw joy and envy in his eyes, but there was no jealousy or viciousness.

To say that Will, who has been in the gang for so many years, is actually a docile lamb in his bones, is definitely the joke of the century!
But in front of the huge benefits, he was able to remain unmoved in the slightest, and was simply happy for Dior. This friendship made Dior who traveled through time feel extra heartwarming.

"Hey, are you sure you want to rap now instead of eating the steak before it gets cold?"

At this moment, Dio really regarded Will as his own, not for the sake of the memory of the original owner.

Will, who almost forgot that there was still steak and pudding to eat, immediately gave Dio a thumbs up, and then began to fight hungrily.

With the first experience, although the following treatment process is still very strange, and Will is also yelling, but in fact he is not very scared anymore.

After eating the last bite of pudding, this guy actually began to look forward to what kind of changes will come in the future, which is really a little uncomfortable.

"This is simply amazing!"

After all the treatments were completed, Will, who had become completely new, was checking his body at the moment.

The injuries he suffered these days have almost healed, and his condition is better than ever. Even the long and hideous scar on his back disappeared, which made him a little dazed for a while.

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