Tamu Immortal of Mt. Miaomu

Chapter 310 The opening of the drama

"So."

Tsunade asked the confident Tamm, "Where is Huaguo Mountain?"

Tam was slightly taken aback:
"The name Huaguo Mountain was given after the Immortals of the Six Paths created the Tailed Beast."

"Nine Tails must know!"

Naruto's golden tailed beast chakra surged, and after a while, a lifelike fox head was condensed.

The expression on Kyuubi's face was a bit more confused than Tam's: "I, how do I know?"

Tam's eyes widened:
"Your brother's home address has been reported, and you told me that you don't know?"

"Pooh!"

Kyuubi's response was simple: "Who is a brother to that gorilla!"

He turned his head away dismissively, looking uninterested and unwilling to cooperate.

"Ha ha."

Tam's short sneer sounded, but it directly made the once invincible Nine Tails tremble.

Thinking of the miserable experience of another self a few days ago, Kyuubi had no choice but to reluctantly turn his chakra fox head, and then explained in a gentle tone that was extremely inconsistent with his irascible brother:
"The old man Liu Dao didn't name Huaguo Mountain back then, he just named the gorilla."

"Actually, the full name of the Four Tails is not Sun Wukong, but 'Monkey King Monkey King Sun Wukong of the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower and Fruit Mountain'."

"What do you mean?"

Tam still didn't understand.

"Later, our nine big-tailed beasts went their separate ways, each occupying an inaccessible place as a territory."

Kyuubi said angrily:

"The orangutan found a barren mountain in a mountain range where no birds shit, and named that mountain Huaguo Mountain after himself!"

"what?"

Tam still refused to give up: "For so many years, haven't you been visiting?"

"It would be nice for us tailed beasts to meet without going to war!"

Under Tam's harassment, Kyuubi's temper was provoked again: "How could it be possible to visit?!"

But in front of Tam's familiar big evil face, Nine-Tails' violent instinct once again languished:

"Anyway, anyway, I really don't know"

"I only know a rough range of where other tailed beasts live."

"How big is it?"

Tam's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to ask.

Kyuubi said lightly, "It's as big as the Fire Nation."

Tam: "."

With a loud bang, the Hinata family's dojo maintenance costs doubled.

"enough!"

Tsunade was so angry that he slapped the floor again:
"I don't even know where Huaguo Mountain is!"

"You obviously came up with this plan on the spur of the moment because of that Siwei's name!"

"Then, how is that possible?"

Tam said with a guilty conscience, but his eyes had drifted to the floor that was slapped into a pit by Tsunade.

He did temporarily change the plan based on the name of Four Tails, but this plan is not much different from Tam's initial combat plan.

Because there are only two people who know the address, and in line with the strategic thinking of "get it first, then talk", Tam's original plan with a good tongue and a simple mind is roughly as follows:
Kill on Hokage Rock and capture Seven Daime alive
Kill Yunyin Village and capture Kirabi alive
Finally, they reached a consensus with the two through reasonable means and asked about the whereabouts of the remaining tail beasts.

But directly killing Konoha and Yun Yin, the team members who are decent people may have some resistance, and it will be much more difficult for Tam to do ideological work.

So the plan Tam came up with later was roughly:

Kill Huaguo Mountain and capture the gorilla alive.

After finishing the first kill, I will do some ideological work on Siwei's grave, so that everyone can experience the psychological state of being a terrorist.

Then copy and paste the content of the previous plan
"You fat toad with a mouth bigger than your head! Tell me—"

I was aroused by Tam's speech before, but now I find that Tsunade, who doesn't even have a battle plan, is even more irritable than Kyuubi:

"Where is Huaguo Mountain!"

Tam lowered his head in embarrassment, silently bearing Tsunade's accusation, acting like a good student.

He can use his years of despotic power to make Nine Tails shy and dare not speak, but he dare not use that skill on a woman like Tsunade.
In addition to not conforming to the core values ​​of the will of fire, the senior brother Zilai may also personally copy the sword and hunt down Tam, a scum of the frog world, to the ends of the world.

Kyuubi secretly praised Tsunade in her heart, and she cursed out what she didn't dare to say.

etc.
When did you get mixed up like this?
Kyuubi, who used to be happy with revenge, dominated the ninja world, and still dared to scold MMP in front of all the bosses, had no choice but to bow his head and secretly feel sad.

"I"

Tam hesitated: "Then let's go straight."

"Killing on Hokage Rock" hadn't uttered the five words, but Hinata's voice suddenly rang out:
"I know where Huaguo Mountain is!"

"how do you know?"

Tam was taken aback again.

Hinata took out a smart phone with a bright screen in her arms, which was her favorite toy after coming to another world.

Hinata pointed at the phone screen and said seriously:
"I searched it online."

..............................

Huaguo Mountain, this mountain is the ancestral line of the Ten Continents and the origin of the Three Islands.

Um. This is the genuine Huaguoshan.

Give Tam two more systems, and he might not even dare to come here to catch monkeys.

Huaguo Mountain.
Among the inconspicuous mountains and forests in the distance, a group of uninvited guests are staring at the magnificent and colorful Huaguo Mountain in the distance.

The different situation in Huaguo Mountain was beyond everyone's expectation.

"Are you sure this is where the Tailed Beast lives?"

Looking at the lively scenery of Huaguo Mountain from a distance, Tam's voice was full of disbelief.

"That's what it says on the Internet!"

Hinata blinked her big blue eyes, and read the introduction on the phone solemnly:

"Mount Huaguo, Ninja SSS Tourist Area, Land of Earth National Forest Geopark, Demonstration Site of Ninja Civilized Scenic Tourist Area"

This Shanzhai version of Huaguoshan is indeed beautiful, and it is worthy of its name.

But because of this, it is not only the gorillas who have been attracted by this scenery for thousands of years, but also all kinds of elegant people who come to seek mountains and waters.

Since the original tyrant four tails left home once, he was kidnapped and sold to a foreign country to work as a coolie for ninjas after he left home.

Over the years, the scope of human activities has become larger and larger, and more and more territories have been occupied. Huaguo Mountain, which has beautiful scenery and is a "land of no man", has naturally become a favorite place for human beings to visit.

After the world is at peace and the tailed beasts and ninjas finally coexist peacefully, when Four Tails returns to his hometown after hundreds of years away, he finds that there are already a large group of nail households that cannot be driven away in his old den many years ago.

up to now.
"these people"

"You dare to stop where the tailed beast lives and collect tickets?"

Looking at the bustling crowd of tourists in the distance, Tam said in disbelief:

"Is there any place in the world where they dare not accept tickets?"

"yes."

"The ninja world in the future will indeed prosper a lot, but there will be more and more places that charge tickets."

The senior traveler Zilai couldn't help but sigh with emotion:

"If it was the same when I was traveling around the ninja world, I'm afraid I would have gone bankrupt."

"Cough cough!"

Tsunade, who was focused on the great cause of returning home, straightened the crooked building with some dissatisfaction:

"Are you sure Four Tails is here?"

As the most capable humanoid chakra detector, Xianglin has already quietly entered the working state:
"The four tails are indeed here"

Xianglin pointed to the endless mountain range again: "It's just deep in the ground."

Hinata finally remembered that in addition to mobile phone search, she also has a pair of enhanced white eyes that can see several kilometers away:

"Indeed, the four tails seem to be resting next to the lava in the ground."

Tam nodded. It is quite reasonable for a gorilla who is good at using lava to live next to the underground lava.

Hinata raised her head again and searched the surrounding situation thoroughly, and added carefully:
"And there is an entire outpost of powerful ninjas stationed on the ground, probably just to monitor the movements of Four Tails."

This.
Originally, he wanted to have a wave of jungle development without anyone noticing
As a result, there are so many tourists here, and there are also garrison ninjas from the Land of Earth.
Coupled with the various electronic devices that the group of tourists were carrying, it is estimated that as long as they fight one and four tails, they will be on the ninja world's hot search within 10 minutes.

Tam had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "Then, then we will."

"You don't want to go directly, do you?"

Tsunade roughly guessed that this guy probably didn't have any plans at all, and he didn't have much mental preparation for becoming an official terrorist: "If we capture the tailed beast in front of so many people, we will definitely become wanted criminals of the five powers! "

The senior terrorist Nagato explained it from another angle:

"The most important thing is that we don't know the whereabouts of the six tailed beasts."

"If you do it directly, I'm afraid you will startle the snake."

Nagato analyzed in a professional tone: "At that time, it will only be more difficult to catch other tailed beasts."

The matter of catching the tailed beast was no small matter. He spent ten years just collecting information and preparing manpower.

Although he finally managed to grasp the whereabouts of all the tailed beasts, he was picked up by Tam for half an hour.
Tam blushed with embarrassment.

Because the power at his disposal is too large, Tam has never seriously formulated any rigorous plan, and has always been brainless in the face of problems.

And now.
Enemy with the entire ninja world, and the other six tailed beasts whose whereabouts are unknown, these are issues that need to be seriously considered.

And what Nagato said makes sense:

Even if everyone followed him to become terrorists, the entire ninja world would definitely be troubled if they were alarmed, and the remaining six tailed beasts whose whereabouts were unknown would only be more difficult to find.

In the silence, everyone looked at the unreliable Tam with extremely resentful eyes.

"and many more."

Tam finally thought of something: "I have a solution!"

Tsunade questioned lightly: "Oh?"

"Ahem. This time it's a real plan."

Tam pretended to be serious and said:
"Since you don't want to be a wanted criminal, let's play this 'decent person' to the end!"

Itachi, who had been undercover for many years, immediately understood what was going on, and looked at Tam thoughtfully.

Director Tam, who hasn't been online for many years, greeted with excitement:

"Hinata, Boss Pi, let's start today's scene first."

The gate of Huaguo Mountain.

The sound of heavy footsteps slowly sounded from a distance, and the strangely tall figure of the visitor attracted everyone's attention.

Some tourists have silently picked up their cellphones and cameras, and snapped photos of this strange pair. The fast-handed tourists have even uploaded their photos on the Internet.

I saw the imposing manner of the visitor:
One person is several meters tall, with a majestic figure, and a ferocious one-horn on his head that is not like ordinary people, and his aura is terrifying, making people afraid to approach.

And this tall and strong man was holding another petite and beautiful companion tightly with one hand, and let him sit firmly on his shoulder.

These two people are none other than Mo Xie!

cough cough of course not
They are Annie and Tibbers!
Keke Of course not.
They are actually—

Tam and Hinata.
Plus a ruffian boss.

Perhaps due to the digitization of the body, Tamm was unable to change his form no matter what, and he never succeeded in trying to practice transformation.

But he can wear the camouflage skin that the ruffian boss made from wood
The specific operation is to let the ruffian boss stand on Tam's big head, and then use Mu Dun's transformation technique to cover Tam's entire body to achieve the effect of "fusion transformation".

Although this appearance can only transform into a figure larger than Tam, it just fits his current role of a strong man.

Watching the camera flashes flashing around him, Tam nodded with satisfaction, which was exactly the effect he wanted.

"Brother, brother?"

The staff of the scenic spot who are responsible for maintaining law and order boldly greeted them.

Tam was so excited that he couldn't help but shouted in his rough, thunderous voice after being changed by the ruffian boss:

"No shopping! No eating! No group tours! No commentary! No rides!"

Tam laughed wantonly, laughing extremely ferociously:

"Hahaha!"

"I don't even pay for the tickets!"

Hinata, who was leaning on Tam's shoulder, frowned slightly: "Tam? This is different from the script."

"I'm sorry."

Tam said in a muffled voice, "I finally had the opportunity to shout such words, and I couldn't hold back."

Hearing Tam's lines that were obviously about to mess things up, the staff had no choice but to bite the bullet and deal with it:
"You, who are you?"

"Who are we?"

Hinata deliberately raised her voice to a weird height, using this simple method to show the character's contemptuous and indulgent character.

"Hahaha ignorant mortal!"

Hinata, whose acting skills are not good enough, practiced for a long time with the help of veteran actor Itachi and senior middle school patient Nagato before mastering this evil and charming smile.

Hinata used the changed appearance of a handsome man, opened a pair of pure white eyes that she used to have, and took the "fit and transformed" boss and Tam under her, and floated steadily into the sky together Zhong looked down at the crowd below from the perspective of God.

Then, Hinata endured the discomfort and uttered an extremely shameful line:

"Small ants!"

"I am the supreme god who came from outside the sky to recover the chakra fruit!"

"Big tube wooden peach style!"

Tam immediately yelled out a stupid line:
"I am the servant of Master Momoshiki-Otsutsuki Kinshiki!"

　Cough cough. During the Chinese New Year, update with fate. (/ω＼)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)