Elf Master Live Room

Chapter 269

'Qianmo Lishang': "But it doesn't seem to have much to do with it. Sure enough, Master Luo, you still fucked up a lot last night (grinning expression)"

The veins on the forehead twitched violently, and the blood vessels on the back of the hand holding the handle of the camera stabilizer swelled up. I fucked up too much, and Loki roared in his heart.

The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, this is not good, not good... Loki calmed his emotions silently, and said with a pitiful expression on his face: "You lost me so easily."

'Dark ik': "Okay, this topic is over here, if Lord Luo doesn't broadcast live, I will definitely beat you to death (knock your head)"

'Lemon Prawns': "Just joking in moderation, if anyone tells me, a man's penis will be shortened by 5 centimeters, and a woman's ball will be reduced by one cup."

As soon as this barrage came out, it exploded instantly like a drop of water dripping into a red-hot oil pan. Even Rocky, the person concerned, thought it was a bit 'poisonous', not to mention those guys who had a lot of trouble , but it's for his own good, so naturally I agree with it.

Even if the matter of masturbating sir is over, Loki continued to explain: "On the one hand, grass-type elves absorb nutrients as energy for activities like human beings eat, and on the other hand, they are to save energy for evolution, while sleeping mushrooms The ability to glow at night will consume more energy than other grass-type elves, so sleeping mushrooms will not only absorb soil nutrients, but also absorb animal energy.

So I speculate that last night, the elves and I inhaled the spores of the sleeping mushrooms when we fell asleep, and were absorbed by them, so when we woke up in the morning, we were weak and hungry.If it weren't for the honey supplement from the three bees, I would probably be too hungry to move. "

'Black Prince': "So awesome?! I really can't believe it!"

'I really can't think of the name': "Seeing is believing, I still don't quite believe it, why don't you come and have a look at night (sunglasses)"

'ID: 20171010072913791': "This proposal is good, Mr. Luo, would you say yes (poor expression)"

'Black Shirt and White Lining': "It's impossible to look at people by their appearances, and the water cannot be measured!!!"

Seeing the barrage on the screen, the meanings expressed are similar, and they all want to see whether Sleeping Mushroom is really as wonderful as he described.

Intellectually, now is the best time to subdue Sleeping Mushrooms, but he also wants to see groups of Sleeping Mushrooms adorning the scene of the forest like quiet lights. Although it is somewhat dangerous, if other elves If you hide in the dark and take precautions... So, Loki put down his hand holding the Poke Ball and said, "Friends, at 6 o'clock tonight, XSBN Tropical Rainforest will bring you an ultimate visual feast!"

All of a sudden, the live broadcast room cheered as if it was an auspicious ceremony. Loki looked at the barrage of 'Long live' on the screen, and the corners of his mouth naturally curled up a bit.

Loki kept this place in mind, then searched around, and counted 37 sleeping mushrooms in detail, which cost krypton gold, and there were not many poke balls on his body.

After figuring out the reason, Loki also heaved a sigh of relief, after all, the invisible is often the most deadly.

Soon Rocky returned to the theme of survival, and used the leaves of the mysterious fruit tree he picked before to make tea. It is different from the mellow and bitter taste of pine needles, but a little bit closer to the faint fragrance of jasmine tea.

"To survive in the wild, you must know how to adjust your mentality. You can't keep your nerves tense all the time. That will put too much pressure on yourself. Maybe you will drive yourself crazy before the search and rescue team arrives. So in addition to collecting Timber, food, fresh water, and whether there are beasts or elves around the patrol camp, you must know how to grasp the time, you can relax with a cup of tea like me, or think about the most important people to yourself, they will become the most important thing for you to survive vital motivation."

'╯Chic love': "Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books, I think I can also try survival in the wilderness (excited expression)"

'Fuck it all over again': "Time is the only way to test theories."

'Xiaoyao Qiangshen': "Don't be stupid brother, just quietly be a handsome man and watch Luo Ye's live broadcast!!!"

'Thinking too much alone': "I don't think you'll survive three days."

'Qianmo Lishang': "Last time someone said I couldn't live for three days, could it be you (angry expression)"

'╯Chic love': "I can't live for three days because of the hair (puckered mouth)"

'Thinking too much alone': "Can you start a fire, build a house, hunt, find water?!"

'Shallow Mo Lishang'&'╯Chic Love':'.……….'

'One person thinks too much': "Do you know how to distinguish between poisonous and non-toxic mushrooms? Can you tell the difference between frogs and toads? Do you understand the various habits of elves?"

'Xiaoyao Qiangshen': "Don't hit them anymore, it makes me feel like they are worthless (cover your mouth and laugh)"

'Qianmo Lishang' & '╯Chic Love': "..."

From time to time, Loki made a few nasty jokes or cold jokes, and then showed off his hunting skills.

"My friends, you can see that this plant is called poison ivy. Its toxin is fatal to fish and insects, but it is very light on mammals, so you don't have to worry about being poisoned after eating it." Loki grabbed a tail Pointing to the thick and thin vines, and then pointing to the purple flowers on it, he said: "Poison ivy has four-petal purple flowers, the complete leaves are pinnate compound leaves, and the leaflets are 5 to 7 pieces, oval or egg-shaped oblong, with two sides. Both are smooth and have a leather-like feel.”

'╯Chic love': "I think it's good to be a handsome man quietly (with a smile on his face)"

'Different Fire Phoenix': "A series of crying and laughing expressions"

"Although poison ivy is not very harmful to the human body, it is actually only a matter of quantity, so we just need to take off a section, then grind it with a stone, put it directly upstream of the stream, and wait for a few minutes quietly. Can."

As he spoke, Loki held the poison ivy that had been crushed into fibers, released the water and shook it gently, and a faint green juice infected the stream and flowed down.

Soon, the fish in the stream were paralyzed and surfaced with their white bellies on their backs. Rocky caught seven fat fishes as big as a palm without any effort.

After the internal organs were removed, they were baked in front of the fire, and the other four were smoked. In the humid environment of XSBN, they would rot within half a day.

Exited the live broadcast room, took a lunch break for two and a half hours, and only logged into the live broadcast room at 300:[-] in the evening. People began to live in the live broadcast room one after another. Soon, the number of online users reached more than [-] million, and it was growing at an extremely fast rate .

"It seems that everyone can't wait anymore, let's go!" Loki said with a smile, and then ran quickly to the place where Sleeping Mushroom was sleeping.

The XSBN trees were very dense, and it was completely dark before six o'clock, but Rocky was almost there.The light that the sleeping mushroom blooms is very conspicuous in the dark.

Avoiding the danger as much as possible, Loki hid in the nearby bushes, pushing aside the branches and leaves in front of him.

It was a dreamlike scene in front of everyone. Rocky felt like he had entered the Pandora planet in the movie "Avatar". The scene in front of him was as beautiful as the scene where the hero and the heroine met at night.Perhaps because of the birth of elves, "Avatar", which was originally released in 09, has not yet appeared.

Loki couldn't describe everything in front of him in words. Fortunately, the camera perfectly recorded the dream-like scene, and the audience was as intoxicated by the rare dreamy beauty as he was.

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