Uncle B of the pirate is invincible

Chapter 103 'Papa's Small Wooden Box'

"Bert, didn't you go too far with what you said to Dad?" Guy was not a fool, and he could see later that Bert was using aggressive tactics, but after he came out of the tavern, he still felt that what his brother said just now was a bit too much. ruthless.

"Oh." Burt sighed, "I can't help it. With Dad's personality, it's useless to say anything vague. Even if I say such big words, I'm not sure it will work. I hope Dad can." Bet me on it."

"I didn't expect that it was only three months since I saw him. Dad turned into this. He never drank before. Now he not only spends in pubs every day, but also looks a lot older." Thinking of the changes in his father, Guy said Very uncomfortable.

Burt patted Guy on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry. Dad is so decadent because he has no goals in life. Now that he is angry with me, he will definitely return to the strict and stubborn old man he used to be."

"I hope so." Guy also understood that Mike's old man was very stubborn. If he wanted to persuade him, the two of them couldn't do it. Burt's method was the only feasible way.

Suppressing his worries about Dad, Guy put his hands behind his head and asked Bert curiously: "By the way, Bert. How did you come up with the idea of ​​using One Piece to provoke Dad?"

"Hey, little idiot, don't you notice what's sitting across from daddy?" Burt laughed when he heard this.

Guy was attracted by Bert's question, and he didn't even refute being called a fool, but frowned and thought hard. Suddenly, he clapped his hands, and shouted to Bert suddenly: "I remembered, it's the wanted order of One Piece." !"

"Don't call One Piece so loud, we are the Navy! Image, pay attention to image." Burt scolded Guy dissatisfied.

"It's more nagging than my mother." Guy pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice.

"Hmm!" Bert raised his casserole-sized fist and shook it.

"Okay, I'll just keep quiet." Guy decided not to be as knowledgeable as the big bear.

"En." Burt nodded in satisfaction and said, "That's right, it's Roger's arrest warrant. Dad drinks in this tavern not only because he was forced to retire, but also because he remembers the past."

"I don't know what is the relationship between Dad and One Piece? Why do we scold each other as soon as we mention it, but now we are talking to each other and drinking." Guy was full of curiosity.

"I don't know. But it's just friends, enemies, and so on. (Isn't Dad abandoned?)" Burt said it seemed indifferent, but in fact he was gossiping.

"Really? If Dad and One Piece were friends, how could one become a pirate and the other a navy?" Guy tilted his head thinking and frowned.

"Crack." Burt patted Guy on the head, and said angrily, "Father and Roger have nothing to do with each other. He definitely won't tell us, so don't be too horny."

"Don't hit me on the head, I'll become stupid." Guy rubbed his head, very upset.

Bert looked at Guy and said in his heart, "Hehe, it's good to be stupid, so I won't always be unable to step down."

"Bert, are you thinking about something bad?" Guy keenly noticed the expectation in Bert's eyes.

"No, I was wondering if you have grown taller." Burt made an excuse casually, but in his heart he really surrendered to Guy's super sensitivity to him, "Hehe, I knew you were so tall." How could the kid become so stupid that he won't let go of even a glance."

"Really! I feel that my clothes seem to be getting smaller recently, but it turns out that I have grown taller." Guy was very happy to hear Bert's excuse.

Burt took a good look at Guy, then looked at himself, and found that Guy was still the same as before, just reaching his chest.His height has not changed since he became Uncle B at the age of 15, and it is estimated that there will be no change in the future. Since Guy still reaches his chest, his natural height has not changed at all.

"It's just an illusion. You've eaten too much recently and gained weight." As a model brother, Bert shattered Guy's daydream without hesitation.

"No! I'm not fat, I've grown taller." Guy was unexpectedly sensitive to weight, and his face darkened instantly.

"It's just fat."

"no!"

"Little fat man, you need to exercise more, eat less."

"You should eat less, fat bear!"

"Fat? Open your eyes and see clearly, my perfect body fat percentage!" Burt posed in a bodybuilding pose, showing his exaggerated muscles.

"Cut, it's all fake." Guy glanced away in disdain.

"You were hit, so you dare not look at it. Stupid brother, don't worry, even if you become fat, brother will forgive you." Bert's poisonous tongue was not a joke.

"You're a fat ball! I just grew taller!!" Guy stared at Bert fiercely.

"It's all an illusion, don't deceive yourself." Bert stared back without showing any weakness.

"Humph!" ×2
The two of them didn't care about the pedestrians who passed by and saw them staring and hiding away. They stared at each other fiercely for a while, then snorted and turned their heads to ignore each other.

"Hahahahaha, arrogant brat, you won't just use this method to end the era of great pirates!"

Just as the two brothers were standing in the middle of the alleyway, ignoring each other, a voice full of jokes reached their ears.

"This voice?", "Daddy!"

Bert and Guy searched for the sound, and it was the 'Daddy' Mike they had just met.

I saw 'Daddy' Mike was crossing his arms, staring at them with a sneer on his face, no, to be precise, he was staring at Burt.

When Burt saw 'Daddy', he didn't care to be angry with Guy anymore, and said with a sneer, "Oh, isn't this an old drunk. Why, he ran out of money and was kicked out?"

"Hehe, you brat with bad breath, I have plenty of money, but I don't want to miss you coming back to call mom with a sad face, so I quit drinking."'Father' continued with a sneer: "But I guess there is no chance, just you guys doing it every day for boredom. The hairy child who quarreled about the matter must not come back from the great route alive."

"What do drunks know? This is the way our brothers practice tacit understanding." Bert said, winking at Guy who was a little confused when he saw 'Daddy'.

"Ah? Yes! This is our daily exercise. In fact, we have a good relationship." Guy was a little dizzy at first when he saw Burt's eyes. 'I'm a bad boy' emoji.

"What an idiot, you have a funny expression on your face." Seeing Guy's appearance, Bert was so embarrassed that he wanted to hide his face and run away.

"Drunk, you, do you have any objections to the invincible Adelaide brothers?" Guy didn't realize it at all, and provoked 'Papa'.

Seeing Guy's stupid look, 'Daddy' snorted coldly, "Huh, I really don't learn well. If I tell Elsa that little girl what you are like now, she will definitely teach you a lesson."

"Bert..." Hearing Elsa Gay, he couldn't pretend anymore, and turned to look at Bert helplessly.

"What a useless brat, how old are you, and you are still afraid of your mother!" Burt gave Guy a hard look, ignoring his more aggrieved look, and said to 'father' disdainfully: "Aisha You won’t believe the words of any drunk on the roadside, don’t try to scare us.” After finishing speaking, he seemed a little vain, and emphasized again: “Absolutely, absolutely will not believe you.”

"You little brat who doesn't even have full hair, don't make people laugh." 'Father' sneered, put down his arms crossing his chest, and walked over.

Passing through the guilty two brothers, 'Father' said without looking back: "I don't want Aisha to know what you look like now, so follow me honestly." After finishing speaking, he walked straight forward.

The two brothers looked at each other.

"Bert, what should I do?" Guy's eyes were helpless.

"Follow him first, lest he have any accidents." Burt's eyes are very 'strong'.

In this way, Bert, who was originally aggressive, could only follow 'Daddy' with Guy honestly.

'Daddy' was silent all the way, Bert and Guy exchanged glances from time to time, and the strange trio came to a dilapidated old house as they walked.

"Isn't this Dad's house?" Burt and Guy looked at each other strangely, they had been to this house just now.

"You guys wait here, I don't want the stinky brats to dirty the house." After finishing speaking, 'Father' opened the door and walked in, and then closed the door with a 'bang'.

"Bert, what should we do? Dad won't really tell Mom about our quarrel with him, will he?"

"It's okay, no, he's not a child, how could he go to Elsa after a quarrel. It's not ashamed to go to the great route." Burt comforted Guy with a guilty conscience.

"That's right. Then I'm relieved. If mom thinks we've become bad, it's bad to be sad." Guy patted his chest. He was worried all the way just now.

"This kind of thing shouldn't happen, don't worry." Burt agreed with no confidence, but thought uneasy in his heart: "The old man is too treacherous to threaten with Aisha. Damn, this is my only weakness!"

While the two brothers were waiting anxiously, the door opened again.

'Daddy' Mike came out of the house carrying a small wooden box about 20cm long and 15cm long.

"Take it!" He threw the box he was carrying towards Guy.

"Crack." Guy subconsciously reached out and grabbed the small wooden box.

"Hmph, since you guys are going to die on the great route, I'd be happy to watch the show. But it's boring if you die too soon. The things in this box are for you, little brat. Maybe it can make your struggles look better. Let me be happy for two more days." After finishing talking to the bewildered Guy, he sneered at Burt: "As for you stupid big man who said that you want to end the era of big pirates with your fists, it should be If you don’t need this kind of thing, let me appreciate how powerful your fist is. Hahahahahaha!”

(End of this chapter)