Uncle B of the pirate is invincible

Chapter 112 Guy's Great Voyage Diary (Part [-])
Tuesday, January 1499, 01, weather: sunny

Today I continued to mop the deck all morning. I thought it would be the same boring day as the previous few days, but I didn't expect to have a quarrel with Lieutenant Fengche.The lieutenant is very kind, but the thinking is too negative!How can you think about safe promotion when you are in the Navy?What kind of navy is it if you don't fight bravely to uphold justice!I absolutely do not approve of such a thing.If I had to choose, I would choose to be a hero praised by others, not a victor everyone envied.I just don't know if Burt will be affected by the lieutenant, I have to watch closely, and don't let my brother go astray (_..).

When it was almost noon, the warship sailed to the country of bridges - Tequila Wolf, and saw the huge bridge body that looked like continuous mountains.I never thought that there would be such a huge bridge in the world, but the part I can see might be bigger than the entire Rogue Island!To be honest, I was really stunned at the time, and maybe there was a little, just a little bit of fear.It's not that I'm timid, but that bridge is so majestic that anyone who sees it will be surprised.You know, even Bert, who has always been a braggart, was scared into talking nonsense ().

Bert was so frightened that he was talking nonsense, and it took me a lot of effort to calm him down.Almost missed lunch time.Alas, there is no way, elder brother should take care of younger brother, even if he is naughty and timid, I will not dislike him ╭(′▽`)╭(′▽`)╯.

After hastily eating a suspicious lunch at noon, I thought I would start cleaning the cabin without any rest time.The somewhat ugly colonel suddenly announced the afternoon rest!Hee hee, I suddenly feel that he is not ugly anymore o(^▽^)o.

Incredible!Incredible!Incredible!Burt and I discovered an amazing fact! ! !Each pier of Tequila Wolf is several thousand meters high. I really don't know how the people of this country accomplished this miracle?How much is this going to cost?My monthly salary is only 8000 berries, and Burt only has 1 berries. The cost of building a bridge pier is enough to pay us two hundreds of years' salary!Burt said that the bridge would cost 700 years to build 10 navies, which I think is correct.I don't understand!Why is there so much funding, but not expanding the size of the navy?As long as one-tenth of the money, the navy can be doubled, and then all the pirates in the world can be wiped out.Those in power in the world government are such idiots o(一︿一+)o!

Bert is a douchebag too!He actually said something stupid that the world government and the Tianlong people are invincible.Really, he didn't think about it carefully, we are the navy, not pirates, how could we be enemies of the world government and the Tianlong people.Fortunately, this kind of talk is just for me. If the officer hears it, it will definitely cause trouble.I don't know what I'm thinking all day long, my mind is always full of weird thoughts X﹏X.

It's over, it's over!What the hell was going on in Burt's head?He even talked to himself about justice, demons, historical texts, Tianlong people's garbage, Chu Xuan, etc. He didn't want to be a pirate, did he?no!I must dispel his stupid idea (_)!
Finally, following Burt's words, he was calmed down first.This younger brother has an extremely awkward personality and is always stubborn. If he directly persuades him, he will definitely arouse his rebellious heart and cause trouble instead.I will slowly use my actions to guide him to uphold justice, hoping to help him get rid of those messy thoughts (′3`) sigh~.

Tequila Wolfe finally completely disappeared from sight, and before he knew it, it was getting dark.Burt is really capricious, he just stood here and muttered about looking at the bridge all afternoon, and I didn't dare to leave because I was afraid that he would be stimulated to do something stupid again.The rest of the afternoon came just like this. I originally wanted to explore in the warship, but now it's over.Alas (*￣︿￣)!

After the bridge disappeared, Bert seemed to have returned to normal. He suddenly talked to himself when he was not there, but he was still not energetic.But soon after dinner and a glass of mulled wine, he immediately cheered up and started bragging with the other sailors again.Sure enough, he is a child, and he is not sure ╮()╭.

I finally got rid of my pestering younger brother, and I can write today's diary (＾＾●).

After finishing writing, I flipped through the content of the previous few days, and it was exactly the same. I really wanted to have some thrilling crises (☆▽☆)!

Ah, it's so noisy outside, something happened!That's all for today.

Wednesday, January 1499, 01, weather: sunny, no wind (Voice-over: scribbled writing)
I finally know why Colonel Ugly gave us a rest yesterday afternoon!It turned out that the warship officially sailed into the calm zone last night and could no longer sail with the help of wind.As a result, before we went to bed, we were suddenly ordered to assemble on the lower deck, which was previously forbidden. There were three sets of six huge paddle wheels.Well, that's what Bert called it, and it was proved by Ugly later when he explained it.But that's not the point!The point is that these paddle wheels can be put into the sea through the device to drive the warship forward.It's incredible that the navy has such powerful technology, no wonder it can pass through the windless belt.

The only fly in the ointment with this powerful technology is that it requires human power.Each of the 200 of us was placed in a seat with two wooden pedals, and then ordered to keep the two pedals running quickly until someone came to change shifts.

What a horrible experience!In the first hour, I thought this kind of thing was very interesting, but when the second hour passed, I felt a little tired and annoyed, and when the fourth hour passed, I was so sleepy and tired that I didn’t know what to think about. I can't recall the fact that someone came to change the shift after the eight hours ended. Even this eight hours was told by Burt, as if the entire memory was erased from my brain.Asked Bert what the hell was going on and he just gave me an obscene smile and didn't say anything.I asked Lieutenant Fengche again, but as soon as he heard it, he rushed to the toilet and vomited loudly. After he finished vomiting, I asked again, but he stared at me and grinded his teeth with blood red eyes, it was terrible!
After changing shifts, it was already dawn. I spent a lot of energy on paddle wheeling all night, but I don’t know why I don’t have an appetite for breakfast.Our whole cabin, no, a mess hall, everyone is just like me.Except for my heartless and stupid brother, he ate heartily by himself, it was really annoying.Hmph, he was still complacent in front of me, and said he wanted to eat my breakfast, so I wouldn't give it to him!Even if I forced it into my stomach, I wouldn't give it to him!
Fortunately, fortunately!Instead of mopping the deck in the morning, you can go to bed.But I still have to go paddle wheeling at night, which is really bad news that couldn't be worse.I was already very annoyed, and Burt added fuel to the fire, saying that until the warship sailed out of the calm zone, I would have to work in three shifts with other people like this every day.Really, even if this is the case, there is no need to say it.I don't care about my brother's mood at all!

Sleeping groggyly, it's so uncomfortable, I'm not used to sleeping in the morning.What's more unfortunate is that when he got up, his whole body was sore, and he felt as if he had been hit by Hank's anchor again.Burt was at it again, walking up and down in front of me, and kept making sarcastic remarks, as if he was afraid that people would not know that he was fine and all right.That looks like a big rooster that can lay eggs!

I have to pedal the paddle wheel at night. I want to write today's diary while I have some time.

I feel that my hand is not my own anymore, and the handwriting I write is crooked, uglier than Burt’s handwriting, and I can’t draw graffiti anymore, so I can only copy it again and make it up later when I have time.Bert must never see this, he will laugh at me for 100 years!
Saturday, January 1499, 01, the weather: rain turned fine, no wind
Today's rain is already the fifth rain after entering the windless zone.When sailing in the East China Sea, there was no rain at all, but it entered a calm zone with no wind and rain was very frequent.However, this kind of rain comes and goes quickly. When it comes, it covers the sky and covers the sky, but before you can run into the cabin, it is completely cloudless, which is really weird to the extreme.I asked Burt why this happened, and he talked to me about direct sunlight, tropical depressions, etc., a lot of things I couldn't understand.I can see that the more he talks, the more guilty he feels, obviously he doesn't even know it.What direct sunlight!I know that the more sunlight there is, the hotter the weather will be. Although the windless zone is not cool, it is not unbearably hot. How could it be the direct sunlight.And what does direct sunlight have to do with rain?I obviously don’t understand, I have to brag, I have to write it down, and tell my mother <(￣︶￣)> when I get home.

As usual, after the night shift, I eat breakfast and go to bed. I am very used to this kind of life pattern now. Even if I am tired all night, I can eat breakfast with a big appetite, and I will fall asleep as soon as my head hits the bed.I won’t lose my memory anymore when I’m on the night shift, and now I still have lingering fears when I think of the eight hours I finished the next day, and I finally understand why Lieutenant Fengche’s expression was so scary that day o((⊙﹏⊙))o.

Everything is fine, but it's back to repeating the same thing every day, which is a bit boring.Speaking of these few days, apart from seeing the Super Sea Kings on the third day after entering the windless zone, there is nothing else worth recording.That's a super big guy. It feels like his head is bigger than our warship.That is, Burt made a mistake again after seeing the sea kings, talking to himself, no wonder, sea kings, destroying the world, what is it all about.Even if the sea king is too big, it is impossible to destroy the world.What's more, even if it wants to do this, our righteous navy will definitely kill it!
Forget it, let's not mention that silly brother, I wrote everything that should be written in the diary that day, but I don't know how long it will take to worry about him before he grows up.She's already a little ugly, but if she has a bad personality, she won't be able to marry a wife, and my mother will be so sad at that time 〒▽〒!
Or write something happy.The ugly colonel said before he started paddling yesterday, the day after tomorrow, oh, tomorrow, the warship will be out of the calm zone.Finally able to sail again with a sail, I'd rather scrub decks now than stay up all night with pimples all over my face.Of course, none of this matters.The key is to really enter the great route!After sailing for more than half a month, I was finally about to enter the great route. Just thinking about it made me pedal a lot faster yesterday.I really look forward to arriving early tomorrow o(^▽^)o!

Well, that's all for today.Recharge your batteries and work hard at night (*)!

(End of this chapter)