Uncle B of the pirate is invincible

Chapter 21 Chaldea (1)

Time goes back to December 1496, 12 in the Haiyuan calendar. At this time, it has been 31 years since Marvin became Burt and joined the Aisha family.And he also grew up from a little ghost who was almost sold to the Tianlong people. Everything was fine at first, but the image after growing up has always made him very depressed.

"Hey! It's fine if you don't have the beauty of the prosperous age in the summoning of the heroic spirit. I can accept Uncle B's muscles. I also recognize it when I travel through time. It is God's grace to meet Aisha and the others. The only, the only thing is that this appearance is really amazing. See it once and break your heart!" The tall Bert squatted in the toilet, looking at the "middle-aged uncle" with thick black hair, red eyes on the right and golden eyes on the left, bronze skin, and a tough face in the mirror, feeling devastated .

"I summoned Uncle B, but I didn't want to grow into Uncle B. This body is too strange. When I was young, except for the color of the eyes, it was still pink and tender and cute, but why did it become three-dimensional when I grew up? Are you the illegitimate son of Zeus?" Burt touched his face, and asked the question in the mirror again that he had been struggling with for a long time.

It turns out that since Burt grew up here, it was not obvious when he was young, but since the fifth year he arrived, he has grown more and more 'crippled'. Under his increasingly bad premonition, he finally completely He has grown into this strange but familiar face of the heroic uncle.

"I was ridiculed by the three little ones at home, comforted by Aisha, often scared the neighbors when I went out at night, and was called uncle by others when I walked during the day. Not to mention the young girls, except for the snot-nosed brat, whoever sees me I have to tremble. Am I going to be single at the age of 30 like I am on Earth? This is too miserable." Burt's heart was full of blood and tears when he thought of what he had suffered due to the tough uncle's face.Of course, what he is most worried about is that this appearance may not only make him single again until he is 30 years old, but it may make him advance into a legendary magician.

"Bert, have you finished using the toilet?" Hearing Guy's voice from outside, Bert sighed heavily again and walked out of the toilet.

"You annoying little boy, give me back your stupid brother!" Burt felt a pain in his heart when he opened the door and saw the sleepy Guy standing outside the door.This younger brother was another big pain point in his heart. The two were originally equally cute, but when they grew up, one was handsome and the other was stable and mature. It sounded pretty good.But the handsome and unrestrained one is not him, and the one who is too mature makes him very desperate.

"Bert, why do you have to stay in the toilet for so long every day, you can't be big and big." Guy had a lot of resentment towards Bert who occupied the toilet every morning.

The veins on Burt's forehead twitched when he heard the words, and he snapped back without hesitation, "You, a guy who didn't know who set off firecrackers at the door early in the morning until you were 10 years old, is not qualified to say me."

"Why are you bringing up that matter again! It's been so long, and it's all because you didn't tell me. If you told me earlier, everything would be fine." Guy remembered the most shameful thing when he was a child, and suddenly he couldn't Feeling drowsy, he complained to Burt blushing.

"How can I tell you such an interesting thing! And the time is fixed every day, even the rooster crowing is saved." Seeing that Bai Ling's move put Guy in an instant disadvantage, Burt's mood immediately improved, and he made up for it. On a knife.

"The hateful uncle's face will only expose other people's scars. I have completely cured that problem."

"Uncle face! Nose bubble brat, you won't have a future anymore."

Bert and Guy were both stabbed to the point by the other side, and they were about to fight with fire in their eyes.

"You two are free, hurry up and help me prepare breakfast!" Just as the battle was about to break out, a voice that made the two brothers' anger disappear instantly came.

"Okay, Aisha.", "Yes, Mom." The tough guy uncle and the handsome young man immediately turned into good babies, while scratching their heads in agreement.

It was the head of the family, Aisha, who spoke. She looked at the two smirking sons and sighed helplessly, "Really, they are all such people, and they are arguing like children over small things."

"It's all because of Guy (Bert)." The two of them shifted the responsibility to each other in a tacit understanding.

"Ok?"

"Hahaha, the weather is really nice today, don't you think so, my dear brother." Burt saw Aisha's dangerous eyes and immediately tried to change the subject.

"That's right, Bert. Tomorrow is the New Year, and we have to spend it happily today." Guy also cooperated with Bert very tactfully.

"Hee hee, Brother Bert and Brother Guy have offended Mom again!" At this moment, a strange girl's voice interrupted.

"Aini, don't walk around barefoot." Aisha's attention was attracted by the sudden appearance of Aini.

"Ah! I'm sorry, I forgot. Mom, please forgive me one more time." A 14-year-old lively and beautiful little girl with short pink hair, wearing pajamas with a cute bear printed on it, and bare feet rushed over and hugged Aisha arm coquettish.

"Ai Ni, good job!" Burt and Guy secretly gave their sister a thumbs up, knowing that this test has been passed, Qi Qi was relieved.

"Mom, the bread is ready." A 15-year-old boy with warm fluffy blond hair, long hair on his forehead covering his eyes, and sporadic freckles on his cheeks came out of the kitchen with delicious bread.

"Smells good! Paul, your craftsmanship has improved again." Aini, who was holding Aisha and acting like a baby, saw the boy come out, and immediately ran over, smelling the aroma of the bread in his hand, and praised him happily.

"It's strange, why isn't Ai Ni called Brother Paul now? She still called her when she was a child?" Guy suddenly asked Bert beside him.

Burt was watching Paul being embarrassed by Ai Ni's praise, blushing and silent, thinking that it was funny that the other party was so shy at such an age.After hearing Guy's words, he gave him a sideways glance, and thought helplessly: "Guy is always sharp in strange places, but clumsy in common sense. I don't know about this, it's because my brother only has two One is enough! Sigh, we also grew up together, but our childhood sweethearts are not ours."

Burt, who felt sour in his heart, didn't intend to tell the truth, and casually dealt with Guy: "Of course Paul is not strong enough. It's not sure who will protect the other when he goes out with Aini, so he doesn't have the majesty of an older brother."

"It turns out that's the case, so it's no wonder." Guy suddenly realized.

"Hehe, you guys really believe it, where did you go when you were shrewd!" Burt couldn't complain anymore.

"You two don't stand there stupidly, come and eat." Aisha took Aini back to the room to put on her shoes at this time, Paul also returned to normal, and put breakfast on the dining table with her.

"Come here." Bert agreed, and pulled Lagay, "Hurry over."

"It's hard to hold back, I have to go to the bathroom first."

"Then you've been here with me for so long!" Burt felt like his blood vessels were about to burst.

During the whole breakfast, Bert didn't give Guy a good face. After eating, he finally calmed down a little. When he and Guy helped Aisha clean up, the other party's sudden words made Bert's blood pressure burst instantly.

Guy who was washing the dishes suddenly said, "Mom, I want to join the navy after the new year."

"Huh?" Aisha was surprised by Guy's words.

"Crack." Bert walked behind Guy silently, suddenly stretched out his right hand and pressed it on Guy's head, and said darkly: "Little devil, what's wrong with you today, you keep saying such annoying words. "

"I'm not a kid. I'm 16 years old like you. I'm already an adult." Guy pushed Bert's big hand away in displeasure, and said loudly to him.

"It has nothing to do with age! Do you know what it means to join the navy in this era of pirates? You know that the era will soon be violent..." Burt was very angry at Guy's ignorant thoughts. What does it mean to be a navy in this world, so I just want to dispel Guy's idea immediately, and I almost tell the era of the great pirate when I get excited.Fortunately, I remembered that this was a matter of the future in time, so I quickly choked back the words.

"Of course I know what the navy means! It is a powerful army that upholds the justice of the world. It is because of them that Rogue Town was saved from being ransacked by those passing pirates." Guy was also very excited and didn't notice Burt swallowing Back to the second half of the story.

Bert knew a lot about the dark side of the navy, and at this moment he only felt that Guy's words were harsh, "Justice? Don't be stupid, the navy is very powerful, but justice may not be guaranteed. Hmph, if the strong is justice, then it counts. "

"Of course the navy is righteous! Look at the glorious deeds reported in the newspapers, especially the hero Karp who pushed the big pirate Goldo Roger into a desperate situation several times, and stopped the evil kingdom Germa 66's terrible ambition , isn't it the best evidence!" Guy didn't give in at all, and immediately refuted it.

"Karp? The old man's son and grandson are the mortal enemies of the world government, and he is a close friend of Roger Toko, so he can be a model of the navy? Germa 66 is even more ridiculous, it is a propaganda cartoon, How can it be taken seriously! In fact, as a member of the world government, the navy will not stop them at all." Bert wanted to scold Guy like this, but his rationality made him hide these unexplainable reasons in his heart, and finally He could only say forcefully: "You are going to be a navy with your small body? You will die in a random encounter with pirates, what do you want us to do!"

"Then I want to go too. Being in the navy is more promising than going to the dock as a stevedore!" Guy seemed to be determined, and his attitude was very tough.

"What's wrong with the stevedore, you..." Burt's appearance as Uncle B wasn't something that bothered him at all.His strength is commensurate with his huge size. Although he is not yet a superman, he is still amazing, and his physical strength is long, and he has not become clumsy due to his size. Therefore, in order to subsidize his family, he went to the port at the beginning of this year. I work as a stevedore, and my income is very good after one year.

"Both of you, shut up!" Seeing that the two brothers really quarreled, Aisha showed the majesty of the head of the family and stopped them immediately.

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