Uncle B of the pirate is invincible

Chapter 5 The First Battle of the Big Pirate (2)

"(Bucky the clown! I'm arresting you for three counts of attacking the navy, attempted abduction, and participating in a pirate organization. You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court.) Haha, even though you think so He said, but looking at his sick and unclear appearance, he should not be able to listen at all." Burt was very helpless about the fifth celebrity he saw with his own eyes after coming to this world, and felt that it was a bit too real to be more real with him stupid.

"I can't let him continue to spit on me. To cure his disease, we need strong medicine!" Burt knew from the anime that Bucky's intermittent auditory hallucinations and mania can be cured, except for waiting for him to recover , is percussion therapy.It was inconvenient for him to hold the boy with both hands, so he slammed his head on the big red nose that was right in front of him.

Ignoring Bucky, who was covering his nose and showing off his face, Bert put the little boy on the ground again, raised his rifle and pointed at the red nose and said, "Bucky the kidnapper, you are under arrest."

"Damn navy! You actually know Uncle Bucky! How did you find out about me?" Bucky recovered from the severe pain that almost broke his nose, and asked Burt in hatred and surprise.

"Captain Bucky, who has all the treasures in the world, is there anyone in the world who doesn't know. (I'm lying to you, of course we met from anime. We've been friends for 20 years.)" Burt said to Bucky incredulously. Ki was telling nonsense that no one would believe.

Hearing Bert's answer, Bucky narrowed his eyes happily, put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I didn't expect that a navy in a remote country like you would have such insight. That's right, I am Treasure King Bucky." Captain Kee!" After speaking, he poked out a funny red nose.

Burt felt that reality was more miraculous than anime, something that no one with a normal mind would believe, but Bucky actually believed it, and was quite proud of it.He could only complain silently in his heart: "His level of idiot has refreshed my cognition offline."

Bucky didn't know what was going on in Burt's mind. After he was proud, he floated in the air with his hands folded on his chest, and said in a posture of looking down: "Sea soldier, you look like 50. At this age, you are still a second-class sea soldier. It should be I don’t have the guts to go to sea, so I’ll stay in this town for the rest of my life. I’m sure I won’t be able to save any money. Well, maybe I haven’t been married yet. Hehe, your luck has come, the thousand subordinates of Captain Bucky, the Treasure King, are on vacation. Lack of helpers. Seeing how pitiful you are, I will give you a chance. As long as you take me out of the square, you can get Bailey who is old enough to retire. There is only one chance, and if you miss it, there will be no more." At the end, Bert approached and posed He acted like he was only talking to you.

"Hehe, you bastard, say who is 50 years old. Who is a pauper! Who is an old bachelor!! I'm going to pack your ass and send it to the human/demon kingdom on a warship!!!" I felt my heart was crushed Bert, who missed the poke, put the rifle directly on Bucky's red nose, and said without any emotion: "Put your hands up, and put them where I can see them, immediately!"

"There is something to say. This is really a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, think about it!" Bucky raised his hands obediently, and he still did not forget to continue to win Bert.

"It's better for you to think about how to spend the rest of your life in prison. (Without a butt!)" Bert said to Bucky indifferently, and he was about to call his companions to arrest Bucky.

When Bucky heard Bert's words, his eyes narrowed, revealing a dangerous light, "Hey, don't be so absolute in your words." Before the words fell, Bucky's body suddenly split into more than a dozen pieces, and in an instant, he flew past Bert in all directions. body of.

"Oops!" Although he had been paying attention to the opponent's ability, he never thought that Bucky would catch the opportunity after only a moment of distraction.

"Don't move! You care about this child very much. I saw all the scene of you saving him just now, hahaha, escort me out now, or you will kill this little brat."

When Bert turned around, Bucky had already reorganized his body, put his hand on the neck of the little boy on the ground, and threatened him with a treacherous and triumphant face.

Burt was first startled, then relieved.He looked at Bucky baring his teeth and said ferociously: "You really are a big idiot, remember to connect your body first before threatening others next time!" While speaking, he flipped his legs back violently, "Crack " With one click, Bucky's lower body including the waist was pressed to the ground.

"It hurts! I completely forgot about my body!" Bucky stared at the lower body that was caught with sharp eyes. He had been flying at low altitude since his body was separated due to auditory hallucinations, completely forgetting about his lower body. land.

"Now I also have a hostage in my hand. I will say it again, the abductor Bucky, give up resistance and surrender immediately."

"Don't think about it. I'm a man on the sea, don't try to threaten me with pain. If you want this child's life, let go of my body and do as I say." Bucky said, and he was about to squeeze hard The neck of the little boy.

"Oh!", "Ah! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" It turned out that the little boy woke up at some point, and bit Bucky's finger hard.

"Oh." Bucky, who was hugging his fingers and screaming for pain, suddenly let out a dull and strange sound, and the body that was flying in the air wobbled and fell to the ground, and the whole person rolled his eyes and shook on the ground.

"Hmph! Thank you for my mercy for not crushing your eggs." Bert let go of Bucky's lower body that was also twitching on the ground, and said with a cold snort.

"Bert, you are making a lot of noise here. Who is this guy who is only half of his body but can still move?" At this moment, Guy and a few sailors who saw Burt and Bucky confronting each other rushed over.

"A low-level kidnapper. This guy's body became like this because he ate a devil fruit." Burt paused and continued: "Let's tie him up first, and handcuff him with Hailoushi when we return to the base I can't run away."

Guy poked Bucky with a rifle, and saw that the other party just kept foaming at the mouth and convulsing, jokingly teased: "Drink, this is the devil fruit ability user you mentioned, it's amazing. Haha, this guy looks Come to be hurt by you."

Burt felt that the monkey stealing peaches was nothing to brag about, so he shrugged and walked over with Bucky's lower body in his hands.

He handed Bucky's body to the other sailors, knelt down and stroked the silver-haired little boy's head and praised: "You did a good job just now, you are a brave man."

The little boy who gave Bucky a mouthful just now was a little embarrassed, and he said in a whisper, "Thank you, thank you uncle for saving me."

"Ah? What did you say? Are you saying thank you? I can't hear you at all. Why do you suddenly look like a girl. Say it louder and listen."

Bert could hear it clearly, but he just thought the shyness of the little boy was funny and wanted to tease him.

"That's right! Kid, we didn't even hear it."

"You can't be a girl!"

The little boy was a little annoyed by the booing sea soldiers, and blushed and shouted: "I said I will definitely become an admiral of the navy, and I will let you stand guard for me then!"

"Admiral? Hahahahaha!"

"If he is a general, then we will all be marshals!"

"Your Excellency, let us be promoted."

"Hahaha, Burt, hurry up and apologize to the general, and be careful to let you stand guard in the toilet."

The surrounding sailors laughed loudly when they heard the little boy's childish speech.

"That's enough. Don't laugh at a man's dream!" Burt didn't laugh when he heard the boy's speech, but shouted loudly to stop everyone.

He stared at the little boy whose eyes were already red, but desperately trying not to cry.He took off his military cap and put it on the opponent's head, then patted his shoulder and said in a sincere tone: "A man must do what he says!"

The silver-haired little boy looked at Bert in disbelief. He could tell from the red-gold pupils that he was not laughing at himself. A hot current rose from the bottom of his heart and filled his chest instantly.Pulling down his navy cap, which was too big for him, to cover his eyes, he choked up and said, "I will definitely do it."

"Hahaha, that's right. Well, can you go? If you can go, go home quickly. It's not safe here."

"Of course. This little injury doesn't matter at all. I'm a man who wants to be a general." The little boy suddenly stood up from the ground and jumped twice, as if to respond to Bert's concern with practical actions.

Seeing the little boy who was frowning from the pain of being brave but still wanted to pretend that nothing happened, Burt smiled secretly in his heart, and said to Guy beside him, "Guy, take him home. I'll talk to Dad later. .”

"No problem." Guy agreed, and came to the little boy and asked with a smile, "Your Excellency, the future general, where is your home?" After asking, he stretched out his hand to hold the little boy.

"I'm fine. I don't need you to see me off." The little boy let Guy want to hold his hand, and ran straight out of the square.

"This brat!" Guy still wanted to chase after him, but Burt reached out his hand to stop him: "No need. That direction has been cleared, so it should be safe. And judging by his actions, general actions should be fine. "

Guy shook his head helplessly when he saw this, and then asked Bert strangely: "I've always been very curious. Adults are afraid of your mighty and ferocious appearance, but children are surprisingly willing." It's really incomprehensible to get close to you. And you are not afraid that your father will let you clean the toilet for a month, and you will give your hat to that silver-haired brat, you don't really believe that he can be a general?"

"(I won't tell you that this is a talent I inherited from Uncle B) Children believe in me because they feel the world with their hearts and can feel my kind heart, unlike adults who only remain on the surface. As for him Of course I believe it, as long as you dare to think about it in this sea, nothing is impossible. (This is the basic setting of Hot Blood comics)" Of course Bert would not tell the real reason, but just said something grand to Guy. excuses to get by.

Ignoring the disbelief on Guy's face, Burt said to everyone: "Okay, there is still work to be done. Leave someone to watch over the kidnapper, we have to continue working, and Dad should come over when we are leisurely.

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