Marvel Movie: From Old Man Time to Crazy Swordsman

Chapter 15 The correct posture for survival in Marvel movies

After being "sent" out of the expo venue, the lost Yi Song walked to a public toilet with great satisfaction, squatted in the "box" to activate the teleportation skills, and returned to the real eye inserted in the back kitchen of the Zanzibar restaurant.

Although it was still early, Yi Song didn't want to do anything when he came back, he simply stretched out the folding bed in the back kitchen and lay down on it, feeling sorry for himself who had made plan B for a few minutes.

After two successful failures with unhappy endings, Yi Song has cooled down a lot on the idea of ​​getting rich overnight with the help of the rich.

He began to plan how to use the existing resources to make money, and Plan C, an escape plan that fit his financial strength.

At the beginning of coming to this world, Yi Song firmly remembered the customer service reminder, lived safely, and waited for the opening of the collective return service.So Yi Song doesn't have any ambitions, he just wants to find a safe place to stay for three years.

First of all, Yi Song has to admit that his actions tonight were sloppy. Facts have proved that in reality, he doesn't want to jump out of a superhero halfway through the movie and join the protagonist group to fight with the boss.Not to mention Stark, he didn't even see Pepper's face today and left a lot of hidden dangers.

Yes, Yi Song has already realized the major mistake he accidentally made as a new traveler - he didn't plan his course of action.

Since the route to the Convention and Exhibition Center tonight did not take into account the problem of avoiding the trouble of the robot, he had to start an encounter with the robot controlled by Ivan Vanke (Whiplash).

Of course, the outcome of the tactical level is acceptable. At least Yi Song has a preliminary judgment on his strength in the Marvel world.

Perhaps because of his rough skin and thick flesh, the war robot who can only stand up and output is a good interpretation of what is "AD status quo" in front of Yi Song-as the one being interpreted.

But from a strategic point of view, Yi Song can only shout "careless" in the back kitchen, and he is blinded by money!

Until this time, Yi Song realized that he had ignored the ubiquitous S.H.I.E.L.D., and he had to consider the possibility that S.H.I.E.L.D. had discovered him.Moreover, given the degree of attention SHIELD pays to Stark, there must be S.H.I.E.L.D.'s eyeliner at the Industrial Expo tonight, so Yi Song is quite sure.The probability of being noticed by S.H.I.E.L.D. is infinitely close to 100%!

America can't stand it anymore!
But where can I go?
The NATO allies don't need to think about it. After all, if you want to avoid the S.H.I.E.L.D. raid in those countries in the back garden of the US emperor, it is tantamount to asking a dead man to deal with a blond bakery owner.

And most of the so-called sovereign countries in the world can't stop the "friendly visit" of S.H.I.E.L.D. relying on the state apparatus. Don't you see that the younger brothers (little sisters) of the Egyptian male Cleopatra were all domineering, but they faced the fish selling? When Ola greeted the master, he could only passively and gradually become obedient until he remained motionless.Therefore, a country that is too weak to escape... strategically moving to the past has no meaning at all except spending money.

Russia, which is still stuck in the bitter fruit of disintegration, is naturally not in the range of options.

After thinking about it, Yi Song found that apart from those deserted islands that can be used as natural filming locations for Robinson Crusoe, there are only one and a half countries left that can essentially resist the penetration of S.H.I.E.L.D.

North Korea counts as half of it, but there is really almost no one can enter that place, Yi Song doesn't think that he will be one of those rare exceptions.

So the goal is very clear: Huaxia.

"Then the next direction is determined." Yi Song sipped a freshly poured Coke and muttered, "Get money!"

Fake!

Immediately thinking of the misfortune that happened at night, Yi Song couldn't help but take a sip of the pitch-black liquid in the glass, as if it was Nick Fury himself.

"The restaurant still has to be opened, which is the most stable source of living expenses for the time being."

"Well—massage parlors can't be shut down either. Without income-generating projects, we'll have to save money until the Year of the Monkey."

While talking to himself to strengthen his memory, Yi Song walked to the cash register and turned on the computer to write down the plan.

However, when unplugging the network cable of the mainframe, Yi Song suddenly thought that it might not be safe to delete the data with the computer level of S.H.I.E.L.D., so he took a used receipt from the receipt fork on the outer edge of the cashier counter. , I found the pen and started to write and draw on the back of the receipt. By the way, I complained in my heart why the customer service lady would equip herself with such an old-fashioned writing tool as a pen. What's even more amazing is that there is ink in it.

The massage parlor has been open for more than a month, and only Happy and Iron Man patronized it. Tony Stark, who had prostituted himself for nothing, was only paid by Happy.

Even for his own sake, Yi Song decided to open up a massage shop.Of course, John's capital would not be in vain. Although John didn't seem to care, he didn't know which company he was working for, and he was so rich.

As for the issue of S.H.I.E.L.D.... thinking that if he had no money, he would not be able to go there in the short term, so Yi Song, who didn't understand the traffic conditions in the United States, had to think of a stupid way that was not a solution - to run a few extra steps on both legs and insert the truth elsewhere. The eye is used as a backup teleportation point, after all, it is easier to find traces as a means of transportation.

Yi Song plans to find a few cheap laborers who meet the health conditions to act as masseurs and waiters. As for how to make a difference and make the business flourish, he already has a countermeasure.

Thinking of this, Yi Song moved his body to the left side of the folding bed to make room for his right hand to operate the virtual mouse, opened the system interface, and saw an advertisement popping up in front of him:
"In this August without festivals, only 30000 US dollars, the out-of-print Super Moon Card will accompany you through this boring time!"

Yi Song curled his lips, but there was no fluctuation in his heart.

As for the super monthly card, Yi Song had it when he opened the system for the first time in June. The slogan at that time was "Happy Children's Day, only 30000 yuan, a total value of 18 yuan out of print super month" The card is waiting for you to take it away!".

At that time, Yi Song was thinking of saving money, so he gritted his teeth and held back the idea of ​​buying. He thought it was a pity at first, but later in July, Yi Song saw a similar slogan - "Grateful for Independence Day, this month's out-of-print super month As long as the card is 30000 yuan, you can get a total of 18000 gold coins!".

It was only then that Yi Song realized what the so-called out-of-print meant. It was the only one every month, and every month was the current out-of-print. Although it didn't deceive consumers, it was just nonsense.

Thinking "I don't even have (money) to buy a small monthly card and a big monthly card, how could I be fooled", Yi Song closed the super monthly card interface.

Looking at the more than 9000 gold coins displayed at the bottom of the item bar, I spent 3600 gold coins to buy a big hat to complete the last grid of the Liushen costume to satisfy my obsessive-compulsive disorder. I also spent 5000 gold coins to buy Qiling Pill to replace punishment with healing.

Although the punishment was very useful, Yi Song even used the punishment skill with a hit rate of 100% to kill double-digit flies, mosquitoes, rats and ants after the assistant expired.

However, because the target is small in size and relatively slow in movement, and the hit rate of the timed Z bomb of the Q skill is also above 50%, it is not in vain for Yi Song to replace punishment.

At the same time, Yi Song also regretted that he wasted 500 yuan to buy goldfish, and he couldn't help feeling that people would make mistakes when they were nervous, well, it's definitely not that they are stupid.

"Ding! Congratulations to the player 'Summoner' who has been promoted to VIP2, and has obtained privileges: daily first kill + 10 extra gold coins, control guard limit + 1, and the qualification to purchase the second VIP package." Yi Song saw the system prompt, thinking Brilliant idea...

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Two weeks later, in the evening, Evergreen Massage Shop.

Yi Song carried four ordinary glasses on a tray, and the glasses contained warmed Erguotou soaked in five goji berries, because dried goji berries are not easy to soak if they are not warm.

As for why we don’t use rice wine that is more suitable for warming wine, it’s because the color is too dark and guests can’t see the goji berries inside. Isn’t this a lie... Doesn’t it give guests a distinguished visual experience?

After thinking about it, Yi Song walked to the massage room transformed from the hair washing room of the barber shop.

There are four rows of eight beds in the massage room. There is a guest lying on each of the four beds. Two white and two black layers are distinct. They are all wearing the exclusive "ultra-thin long-sleeved T-shirts" presented by the massage shop. Cost easy loose $15.

The reason why customers are required to wear long sleeves for massage is because Yi Song doesn’t want to get into trouble for seeing scars or tattoos that shouldn’t be seen on customers. Anyway, massage is just a gimmick, and it doesn’t matter if you press the wrong place. The point is...

"It's the same as usual, gentlemen. This is the health-preserving medicinal wine that we give away for free." Yi Song put on a kind and friendly smile.

"Mike, this is yours; Mr. Rhodes, please taste it; Professor Selvig, be careful of burning; Mr. Garrett, I have been seeing you often recently, thank you very much for your patronage."

Yi Song picked up the "Medicinal Wine" guests one by one, and then racked his brains to find topics to chat with the four of them for ten minutes, and finally gave each of them a healing spell one by one.

"This should be the third time I've had a massage!" Selvig said with emotion, "I've obviously felt much younger since I got the massage here. Boss, the medicinal wine and massage services in your store It's really unique, and it's worth the two hundred dollars."

"That's right, I don't feel any pain from the old wounds I got in the army. The only thing that bothers me is that it's so hard to make an appointment at your shop this week. God, I made an appointment for this massage five days ago. of."

Mr. Rhodes, who claimed to be serving in the army, unfortunately was not believed by motorcycle friends due to too much free time, said so.

Mike and Garrett both nodded in agreement.

"Thank you for the compliment." Yi Song thought in his heart that it was good for you to be happy, and with a modest and enthusiastic smile on his face, he casually exchanged compliments, "Of course, the excellent basic physical fitness of the guests also played a considerable role .”

"It's a pity that you may not be able to enjoy such a comfortable service starting tomorrow." Selvig sighed and said, "Ma'am, please press the right side of the spine near the shoulder, um, a little further down."

For Franklin's sake, Yi Song, who was about to get up and leave, asked cooperatively, "Are you going on a business trip?"

"Almost, oh~~" Seemingly pressed to the correct position, Salvig paused and continued, "I went to New Mexico more than half a month ago, and I met a... well, a scientific research institution, they Contacted me two days ago."

"It is said that there is a special research that needs my help, and it needs to be kept secret during the period, and it needs to stay for a long time, because I am not sure whether it will be successful or not, but the remuneration and deposit are quite considerable, and... um , nothing."

The professor thought of something, and immediately cut off the following words.Garrett, who was lying on the edge of the bed, raised his head slightly, glanced at Selvig, and quickly looked away.

"Then I wish you a major breakthrough in your research." Yi Song didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even felt a little sour. Then he came to the door and bowed to everyone, and then walked into the distance without looking back. ...

Two months later, Lishui City in the west of China's Zhejiang Province.

Yi Song walked out of the bus station step by step, stood greedily looking at the familiar scenery around him, felt the drizzle on his face, and took a satisfied breath of the moist air that smelled of leaves and grass.

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(End of this chapter)