Marvel Movie: From Old Man Time to Crazy Swordsman

Chapter 276 If It Wasn't For The Party, I Almost Would Believe It

"The Massage Shop Brother Gets Huge Dollars"

——Is it the loss of emotion or the distortion of divinity
Yi Song, who was still on the balcony, was staring blankly at the webpage displayed on the screen of his mobile phone, even selectively ignoring the groans from John below him.

Of course, in terms of the length of the title of this webpage, it must not be popular.It is just a secondary webpage opened by Yisong in the search interface.

The titles that rush to the hot search are more concise and attractive
— "A Modern Love Triangle Between Thor and Mortals."

At first, when Yi Song saw this line of words, he still felt very excited. After all, Thor has only appeared in front of the media all over the world for a few times, and there is already a book... There are gossip stories. Thinking about it, I am a little excited, I guess Take it to Asgard and sell it to Loki who is posing as Odin for a good price.

However, when Yi Song clicked on the link and began to browse the article, the corners of his raised mouth gradually lost their curvature.

In fact, in terms of facts, the evaluation of the love triangle is not nonsense, at most it is different from the traditional form of love triangle in terms of emotional transmission.Because Thor's main emotional drama can indeed be summed up like this: Thor and Jane like each other, and Ms. Sif (one of the Asgard trio) is on the sidelines and can't lick the house until the finale.

Hmm... As for the relationship between Loki and Thor, it is beyond the mundane, so there is no need to count it.

(ˇˇ) But why am I also the protagonist of a love triangle? ? ?
Yi Song was speechless for a long time looking at the endless text on the phone.

Facts have proved that the operation of human flesh search does not distinguish between Chinese and foreign.Until now, the time for the dark elves to wreak havoc has not yet passed. As the instigator of the "dollar event", Yi Song's information on the surface has been turned upside down.Although he had achieved the original goal of publicity, and even far exceeded the expected advertising effect, he always felt weird.

The whole article is based on two photos.

In the first picture, two women and one man hung red banners diagonally on their upper bodies, and stood smiling at the entrance of Evergreen Massage Shop. The heads of one man and one woman were circled by eye-catching red lines.

Through the promotional slogan on the second half-price banner on the banner, Yi Song recalled that it was a promotional photo of the 11 Independence Day massage and hair growth service with a big discount. At that time, it was to encourage customers to bring their friends to buy massage packages.It was himself and Daxi who were circled.

The second one is in the building next to Greenwich during the day (Yi Song then knew that it was not a library, although the function is the same as that of a library, the people of the Rotten Country are really stubborn).The photo was taken when Thor and he returned to Jane, and Eric, Darcy and John were also in the picture.And Yi Song found that the heads of himself and Daxi were also circled in this picture.

The following text vividly interprets the editor's "two pictures at the beginning" skill.In this paper, the author obtained the following elements after a "rigorous" analysis:

First of all, the man marked with a red circle is the owner of a massage shop in New York. The marked woman once worked part-time in the shop. The working period is unknown, but it can be confirmed that the woman was still working in New York in July 2011. The budding of love provides the soil.

Secondly, the place where Thor appeared for the first time was New York (the Mexican incident was strictly blocked by S.H.I.E.L.D., and New York is too noisy to be sealed, so it can only fool some people), so the author said that "there is reason to believe that Darcy and Thor It was a chance encounter."

In addition, the marked woman once participated in a field trip project on astronomy by a well-known professor as an intern.So this woman is obviously more interested in things in outer space.So coincidentally, Thor, the God of Thunder, happens to be an alien.

The most important point is that Mr. Thor ran back to the woman (Darcy) almost immediately (and there was a process of throwing money) after the fierce battle against the aliens in Greenwich, which is enough to show the difference in the relationship between the two. generally.

So, after layers of reasoning, the editor finally "discovered the truth":
A girl who was fascinated by outer space, during her part-time job in college, accidentally developed super-friendship feelings for her boss, but this feeling could not match the "third kind of contact" driven by interest;
After seeing the heroic appearance of Thor in New York, the girl turned to Thor's arms. Since then, due to some unknown reasons that the author has not yet collected information, Thor also has a good impression of the girl.So far, a love story of a mythical and legendary figure falling in love with a mortal is born;
In this way, the mysterious situation of the poor young man who was squeezed away by the third party also had a reasonable explanation.The huge amount of dollars that Thor gave the other party was the legendary breakup transfer fee!
This kind of truth invisibly confirms the authenticity of generating dollars out of thin air. After all, this is an economic compensation related to emotional entanglements given by superheroes, so the possibility of fabricating facts is not high.

Of course, some people have also raised the question of whether the creation of US dollars is a space storage technology rather than a creation out of thin air.However, those who put forward this point of view were quickly sprayed with blood.Because "everyone with a discerning eye can see", Thor's hammer never leaves his body, and even his armor and cloak are not replaced in time when they are broken, as long as there is space for storage equipment.

Obviously, the green young man who got an adventure in the article is naturally Yi Matsumoto.

Clear evidence, meticulous logic, the whole article is reasonable.If he hadn't been the person involved, Yi Song would have almost believed it himself.It’s just that the editor with incomplete information completely misunderstood some of the important protagonists, so that John’s head exuded the breath of spring for no reason, and it happened twice at a time. .

Because of work, Evergreen Massage Shop is basically treated by Yi Song, so few customers have seen what John, who is in charge of behind-the-scenes administrative work, looks like.That's why, this speculation was unexpectedly tenable when John didn't leave relevant image and video materials.Even the Evergreen Massage Shop and the Zanzibar Restaurant also caught a wave of hot spots.

"Humph--"

Hearing the painful cries of his friend behind him, Yi Song realized that there seemed to be an extra columnar object under his buttocks. When he stood up, he found John's arm resting on the armrest of the recliner he was sitting on just now.So he tiptoedly picked it up and put it on the opponent's stomach, and leaned back on the armrest again.

"Talent, really is a talent!"

Yi Song, who became the protagonist of an online article for the first time, couldn't help being amazed in a low voice.

After thinking for a while, he closed the browser and turned on the camera function of his phone. He took a recent photo of Thor, who was still under training, which did not damage the majesty of his boyfriend, and then dialed Nick Fury's number. Report the phone.

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(End of this chapter)