Marvel Movie: From Old Man Time to Crazy Swordsman

Chapter 289 ╮(￣▽￣")╭From...one of my own
"Oh!"

"Stupid girl!" Hearing the sound of exclamation, Coulson cursed inwardly (after all, you can't demolish your teammates in front of the enemy), and quickly got up and ran forward to check on Randolph's situation, "Are you okay? ?”

"Ho-ho--" Randolph, who was trembling all over, grabbed Coulson's collar tightly and turned his lips as if he wanted to say something, but the sudden pain and powerlessness made him temporarily unable to speak.

"(乛乛) Don't worry, buddy." Yi Song glanced sideways at the 1368/2333 blood bar on the top of the Asgardian's head that was still rising, and knocked on the table with a Coca-Cola cup to appease him, "He There are still more than half of life left! Asgardians are far stronger than you think."

The reason why this "professor" who claims to be Randolph has such a situation is naturally his loose hands and feet.Just now Yi Song tentatively used punishment on that person while chopping a kitchen knife, but he did not expect that this guy really lived up to the reputation of the weakest Asgard warrior in the drama review, and even the system skills judged him as a small soldier and wild monster .

In fact, the opponent's blood volume was 1334/2333 at the beginning, but under Coulson's wave of operations, Yi Song's reminder was a few seconds late.

This also made Yi Song more firm in his idea of ​​rushing to raise Yasuo to a star.

The next piece of equipment must be a "mortal reminder", which is the legendary armor-piercing bow for serious injuries.Its special effect is that while ignoring 25% of the enemy's armor, it can also halve all the blood recovery effects of the attacked target.Of course, it can also increase the attack power by 45 points in terms of basic attributes, but this is relatively unimportant.

From Comrade Lao Qi, the protagonist of the "Mandarin" incident, to his pony boy, then to the green fat man, Thor, and then to the Asgardian soldier in front of him, Yi Song feels that there are extraordinary characters in the Marvel movie world. Comes with healing effect.

I used to see various characters in movies who were beaten to spurt blood and even squirm on the ground in one second, and then screamed and beat back in the next second. ".

No matter what the circumstances, a thing whose recovery ability can be counted in seconds is disgusting. After all, an hour is 3600 seconds, and a day is more than 6000 seconds.

It's no wonder that the villain of Marvel will pop up again in the second part even if he looks dead without seeing the body. The phrase "playing Galen from generation to generation" really makes sense.

"Bia~~" Hearing Yi Song's explanation, Coulson was taken aback for a moment, and then hung Randolph's head from his neck back to the back of the seat in a good manner, "So it's all right?"

"It just hurts a little." Yi Song shrugged, "The force I just controlled was very precise, and the effect of the attack is exactly the level of damage that ordinary people on Earth can't bear, and at the same time, it can make Asgardians injured but not dead."

"Du, du, du, du, du, du." Considering the recovery ability of this berserk warrior, Yi Song threw 5 bottles of red potion with a total healing capacity of 750 HP on the table,
"I know how badly you've been hurt." Yi Song glanced at the opponent's health bar which had risen to 1371, and suggested with a smile, "Drink it and you'll be fine, Asgardian."

Seeing the familiar face in this familiar interrogation room, Yi Song quickly recalled who the other party was after returning his attention.

In fact, this guy is a character that impressed Yi Song deeply when he watched "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."Apart from the fact that this self-proclaimed "extraordinarily ferocious" berserk warrior was stabbed with a stick by the earthlings in the following plot, Yi Songxian's behavior of blatantly "inviting" female students to find him for dissertation guidance at night is even more critical... .

"Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, hiccup~~"

After blowing five bottles of red potion in a row, Randolph burped comfortably, feeling the soft and continuous vitality gushing out of his body: "Thank you."

He wasn't worried about the actual ingredients of the potion, since there were very few things on Earth that were really effective against Asgardians, and more importantly, the young man took most of his life with just one blow.

He didn't think that the other party would use this waste of resources to poison himself. After all, things that could work for Asgardians must be very precious, and there was no need to increase the cost, unless the other party was stupid enough to a certain extent.

"By the way, a bottle of 50 US dollars." Seeing the professor drink up the potion, Yi Song's smile gradually became refined, and he stroked the handle of the kitchen knife that was still standing on the table and said, "Believe me, this is just the cost price."

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"Okay." Randolph slapped himself hard in the bottom of his heart with a face of approval.

"Ahem!" Coulson, who considered himself a public official, couldn't help coughing a few times when he heard this.

"Kolson, Coulson, my friend." Yi Song imitated his idol and put on a misunderstood look, "I'm telling the truth, I even gave him a discount. And, you Think an Asgardian who has lived on Earth for more than seven centuries would be short of that money?"

"(ˇˇ) Seems to make sense." Coulson suddenly felt a little desperate for his meager salary, which he often couldn't get recently.

"Well—well, I am indeed an Asgardian, so you want to know the whereabouts of the next weapon, right?" Randolph sighed, his form was better than a person, and he decided to explain it clearly and change it The backup identity continued to be unrestrained, but it was a pity that the original dinner date with the students was lost.

"Please……"

"(乛乛) Hey! Wait a minute." Seeing this, Yi Song hastily interrupted Coulson.

It has been three years since he stayed in the not-so-safe East Harlem, especially when he opened an African restaurant. As far as Randolph's current face is concerned, Yi Song has seen a lot on the faces of those black men and black girls who want to repay their debts. know how many times.He immediately raised his hand and pressed it a few times, then opened the thing on his wrist and said, "Show you a good baby."

"Hello, Mr. Yi."

"Well, Jarvis, connect me to the breaking point." Yi Song ordered to the voice system of the watch, "Stark gave me the gadget, unfortunately, because you are already 'dead', he didn't give it to you." Get ready, Agent Coulson. Hmm—although Stark may not give you the news that you're alive."

In this regard, Coulson could only show an awkward yet polite smile.

"I just said, I don't use electronic products, the things in Midgard are too backward."

"Huh? I have to tell you, it's on now. Jarvis, dim the lights in the basement."

"Look who is he?" Yi Song pointed the camera of his watch at Randolph, "Come to say hello to your prince?"

"No, no, no." I saw Randolph dodging the watch screen around in horror, while shaking his hands on his chest.Like every general's legend, he had heard more than rumors of Thor's rampant bloodthirsty in the Berserker Legion in the past.He knew exactly what would happen to deserters.

"That's all right? What's the matter, Yi."

Seeing the projection of Thor's bust coming out of the communicator, Yi Song decided to scare Professor Randolph: "Thor, do you remember the life potion you endorsed? Our first business was repudiated by someone."

"Whoever dares to challenge me, the son of Odin, the god of thunder, the successor of Asgard...is Thor, the god of thunder!"

Thor reported the old confession as usual, but suddenly remembered that he had just resigned from the throne.

"╮(￣▽￣")╭from...myself"

Never dreaming that he could see Prince Asgard on Earth, Randolph could only look at Yi Song with a dry smile, and wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.

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(Free) PS: Randolph came to Earth in the 12th century, Episode 8 of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., 11:47.

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