Marvel Movie: From Old Man Time to Crazy Swordsman

Chapter 65 Lift Your Skull?

"You're right." Happy thought for a while, thinking that this proposal was great.So immersed in the emotion of "falling out of favor", he didn't notice the expression on Yi Song's face at all.

Having been with Mr. Stark all the year round, Happy understands Mr. Stark's conscientious and showy character very well. This set of rhetoric must be in line with Mr. Stark's taste.

"Crack!" Yi Song stretched out his left hand with the palm facing up, patted it with the back of his right hand, and then spread it out with a crisp sound, "That's it."

Happy wiped the alcohol-heated sweat from his forehead, took a can of dark beer and opened it, and touched the empty can in front of Yi Song self-consciously.

When he was promoted to the director of Stark's industrial safety, he accidentally discovered that Yi Song, who had given him a massage before, became Mr. Stark's personal health consultant.As a colleague serving Mr. Stark together, because there is no conflict of interest and work, but there is a certain space for cooperation, so Hapi chatted with Yi Song as soon as he came and went. After all, security work and health services can complement each other. of.

Yi Song didn't reject the fat man either.First of all, this guy is very talkative, very interesting, and he also understands the principle of not letting the fat and water flow to outsiders. After learning that he owns a restaurant, he often chats with himself and patronizes the restaurant business.However, Yi Song also noticed some dangerous signals. For some reason, when he was looking at Fatty recently...he thought he was cute?

Happy took a sip of beer and said with misty eyes: "Since I was promoted to the security director, I have been busy with personnel deployment every day, and I have no time to exercise. Now even in winter, I can't stop sweating. It's unbelievable why they all like to use computers Operation, I feel that I have been completely abandoned by the times, things that can be solved in a few minutes of talking, have to be solved with a complicated computer! Hiccup—”

Yi Song raised his eyebrows slightly, picked up a wet towel and covered his nose, pretending to wipe his mouth.He comforted with a chuckle: "After all, we have entered the age of science and technology. It's not like you haven't seen aliens flying all over the sky in spring. As the management of a high-tech company, you can't be left behind too much, otherwise you won't be able to escape." Not to embarrass your boss."

"Hey...but why complicate simple things." Happy asked with a puzzled expression.He was a boxer from the slums before working for Stark, and he was brought up with the idea that things need people to do things.Suddenly someone told him that he should work in an information-based office, which is no different from persuading boys to wear women's clothing, which is unacceptable in a short time.

"If you think about it this way, the computer is very obedient, and you don't need to eat, you don't have to go to get off work, and you don't get sick. The cost of using a computer is much lower than using employees." Yi Song decided to explain the computer in a way that Happy could understand. benefit.

"Hmm - very reasonable, I want to find an opportunity to give advice to Miss Potts, and gradually replace all the clerical employees of Stark Industries with robots." Happy thought for a while with the only knowledge about intelligent robots in his mind. , such as the "Terminator" series, "Mechanical Enemy" and so on.

Yi Song: "==(●●|||). Do you have any misunderstandings about information management?"

"Don't worry, I'm fine." Happy leaned on the back of the sofa and closed his eyes. He recalled the scenes in the movie where robots took on various functions, and said confidently to Yi Song, "I understand what I'm doing."

All right, you are fat, you have the final say, Yi Song decided not to dwell on this topic, he reopened a can of beer and hit Happy on the shoulder, "Anyway, congratulations on becoming a senior executive of Stark Industries."

"Thank you. In fact, the security director is far from being a high-level executive." Happy thanked him with self-knowledge. He forced his eyes to open a slit and glanced at Yi Song, then picked up the beer on the table and said to him, " In fact, I used to say that I was Iron Man's bodyguard, and people often laughed at me in front of my face and asked me who was protecting whom, and I even thought about resigning in order to preserve what little self-esteem I had."

"Ton, ton, ton, ha--" He couldn't help taking a sip at this point, "Now I do have a job that I can do, guess what? It's not the security director, it's helping Mr. Stark watch Bo Miss Tess, she is the best thing in Stark's life... huh..."

"Happy? Happy?" Yi Song didn't respond after calling out a few times, so he greeted the robot lady, "He is asleep, bring him a blanket. Oh, by the way, Mr. Hogan said that the bill will be charged to him on your membership card."

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On December 12, Happy was staring vigilantly at the person sitting not far away, that is, Qi Li'an's men with round cuts who didn't look like a good person at first glance.

"Di, di, di, di." He picked up the tablet and tried to recall the operation process, and then connected to Mr. Stark's call...

"...She's in a meeting with a scientist, a rich and handsome guy." After a few pleasantries, Happy seriously reported the "information" about Miss Potts to Stark on the tablet.

Tony didn't feel much about what he said before, until he heard the word "handsome", he suddenly felt a little sore in his heart, but said calmly, "Okay."

"At first, I didn't remember who it was, although I know people very well." Happy continued, and excused himself by the way.

Stark just wanted to know what happened next, so he responded casually: "Oh, yes, you have a photographic memory."

"So I went into the database and looked for Zi Lian in the Odd area. We met him..." Happy began to introduce Qi Lian's information. He felt that he was following James Bond, "...it was normal at first, until He showed her his huge brain."

"??? His what?" Stark didn't react for a while. Could it be that Qi Li'an had a big brain, and he lifted his skull in front of Pepper to show her the brain?
"Huge brain." Happy looked at the projection of the brain in the reception room that filled the entire room. He dropped out of school early and could only try to pick out the appropriate phrases from his poor vocabulary, "And she likes it very much, I got it show you."

After listening, Stark stared intently at the screen. Apart from wanting to see Pepper, he was also curious about how a person could show his brain. Could it be that he lifted his skull like lifting a hat?However, he only saw...

"Did you see it?" Happy didn't do anything, just picked up the tablet and aimed its back at the room where Pepper was.

"What are you looking at? I only see you." Stark pointed helplessly, "Turn the screen around so I can see it."

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(End of this chapter)