Black Soul Invasion
Chapter 352 No Soldiers Available
Chapter 352 No Soldiers Available
"Grass, lots and lots of grass!"
Xingjue took out a lot of parts from his tattered pocket while swearing, opened the control panel of the spaceship and connected it with various wire ends.
"What is he doing?" Storm Girl was a scumbag, and she had a lot of questions.
"It seems to be assembling a signal detector, the frequency is very special, it should be alien technology." Iron Man said: "However, the method is very problematic, many places are fooled, not professional enough!"
Snapped!
As Star-Lord taped the last wire, the ship's display lit up.
Storm looked at Iron Man, who shrugged: "Although it is not professional, it is effective enough."
"Don't talk about that, let's take a look at these." Xingjue pointed to the screen and said: "This blue dot is us, see those dense red dots behind? That's Shia's fleet!"
The US team hesitated and said: "We have fought against them several times, but their number does not seem to be so large."
"Are you an idiot?" Star-Lord said frantically, "That's an invisible position, a tactic that must be adopted in a large-scale march. Do you have military common sense?"
Being said to have no military common sense, the US team, as a World War II hero, was a little embarrassed: "You mean they used optical camouflage?"
"Oh my God!" Xingjue said while scratching his hair: "Optical camouflage, what an ancient vocabulary, how backward is the earth? Yes, that's right, the large army of the Shi'ar Empire used optical camouflage, and they have been chasing you before." It's nothing more than their scout troops!"
Everyone's faces became serious, and Iron Man asked, "What's their size?"
Xingjue glanced at the screen and said, "Fortunately, it's not too much."
Just as Captain America and the others breathed a sigh of relief, Xingjue went on to say: "There are only more than 2000 warships, and they are all small and medium-sized warships, not a single large warship."
"More than 2000 ships?!" Storm exclaimed, "You don't think that's too many?"
"Not many!" Xingjue also shouted: "It's just a standard expeditionary force!"
Storm: "..."
"So what's the goal of the expedition?" Captain America asked, "Earth?"
"Nonsense, of course it's Earth, you guys kidnapped Emperor Xi'a!" Xingjue said angrily, "Everyone in the universe knows that Emperor Xi'a is narrow-minded!"
The crowd fell silent for a while.
Xingjue said again: "In consideration of our compatriots, let me give you a suggestion, change the course immediately, because it will be difficult for such a large-scale fleet to turn around, and at most Xi'a will send one or two small teams to hunt you down. My technology can easily get rid of them!"
Everyone glanced at each other again, then Captain America shook his head and said, "No, our route remains the same!"
"Why?" Xingjue jumped up and said, "The target of the Shi'ar fleet is the earth. Why don't you flee back and let others catch the turtle?"
"This trouble is caused by us, we can't leave it alone." The US team said seriously: "And someone must notify the Earth that the Shi'ars are coming, so as not to fight an unprepared battle!"
"Don't be ridiculous, what if the earth's technology is ready?" Xingjue kicked the console and said, "You guys want to compete with the Shi'ar Empire? They can capture it in three days." Earth, believe it or not!"
Storm asked: "Are you from Earth? Why do you always talk on Xi'a's side?"
"It's true that I'm from Earth, but I'm not speaking for Shea, but telling the truth!" Xingjue said: "I also hope that Earth wins, but Earth's technology is too backward, and you have no chance of winning, so why? If you don't run away, at least you can leave the last spark for mankind!"
Star-Lord looked at Captain America expectantly, but Captain America still shook his head: "No, we're going back to Earth!"
"What can you do when you go back?" Xingjue asked angrily.
"Fight side by side with my compatriots!" The US team said: "As long as you persist and work together, you will surely be able to create miracles!"
Xingjue waited with gaping eyes, pointed at Captain America and said, "Persevere? Work together? This is your plan? Are you out of your mind?" After finishing speaking, he looked at the others and said, "Hey, your old brains have problems. Sick!"
"Forget it!" Xingjue began to put the shaken parts back into his pocket in a hurry: "What do you like to do, I will not accompany you!"
He was about to leave, but was stopped by Iron Man again.
"Get out of the way!" Xingjue said with a grim expression.
Iron Man was very calm: "Mr. Quill, we need your excellent driving skills."
"And accompany you to die together?" Xingjue laughed loudly: "Don't be kidding, you can earn money if you lose money, but you only have one life. Do you think I, Xingjue, are such a stupid and vulgar person?"
"I can add money."
"... How much more?"
Soon, the Shi'ar fleet discovered that the spaceship on Earth suddenly accelerated and rushed out like a wild dog that had run loose.
"I must be crazy!" Xingjue yelled while sitting in the driver's seat: "The promised five kilograms of vibrating gold, if you dare to give me less than one gram, I will shoot you in the head!"
"Don't worry, my head is very handsome, I don't want to lose it for the time being."
"Remember your words!" Xingjue pulled the joystick: "Then, sit down for me!"
So the seven-day journey was abruptly shortened by one day by Xingjue. On the sixth day, the US team finally stepped into the gravitational circle of the solar system again.
"Help me connect to the ground connection immediately!" Captain America said to Tony.
Soon, images of the officials from the Ground Federation appeared on the screen, and they said in surprise, "Captain? You seem to be back a few days earlier than scheduled."
"Listen, the Xi'an fleet is here, evacuate the people, and get ready for battle!" Captain America said with a stern face: "This is not a drill! Repeat, the Xi'an fleet is here, get ready for battle!"
"What? Ah this?" The Earth Federation official became visibly flustered, and stammered, "Why is this happening? Hasn't Xi'a always had a good relationship with Earth? We are brothers like a family!"
"Pfft! Xi'a's domineering style is well known in the universe, and you are actually brothers to them?" Xingjue couldn't help laughing, and then said with regret: "It seems that I really shouldn't treat the earth. If you have expectations, it’s okay to be backward in technology, and people are still so stupid, there is simply no cure!”
The U.S. team ignored Xingjue, but said to the official again: "There is no time to explain the specific details. Immediately call our soldiers and fleets and build a defense line near Mars. The flames of war must not spread to the earth!"
The official was about to cry, and stammered, "But...but...but we don't have any soldiers anymore!"
"what?!"
"The disarmament proposal was passed the day after you left, and now the disarmament plan has officially started. The first batch of 200 million soldiers has been discharged, and the second batch of 300 million soldiers has also been disarmed and is undergoing transfer procedures. The earth has lost half of its combat power, and we have no soldiers left!"
Captain America sat down on the seat.
Xingjue asked curiously: "Other civilizations only worry about their lack of military strength, and the conscription advertisements are played on a loop 24 hours a day. As a result, the earth actually voluntarily disarms? Tell me, which idiot proposed this proposal?"
Captain America turned pale and said, "It's me."
Star Lord: "..."
"Look!" He turned his head and said to everyone, "I'll just say that your old brains are sick!"
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"Grass, lots and lots of grass!"
Xingjue took out a lot of parts from his tattered pocket while swearing, opened the control panel of the spaceship and connected it with various wire ends.
"What is he doing?" Storm Girl was a scumbag, and she had a lot of questions.
"It seems to be assembling a signal detector, the frequency is very special, it should be alien technology." Iron Man said: "However, the method is very problematic, many places are fooled, not professional enough!"
Snapped!
As Star-Lord taped the last wire, the ship's display lit up.
Storm looked at Iron Man, who shrugged: "Although it is not professional, it is effective enough."
"Don't talk about that, let's take a look at these." Xingjue pointed to the screen and said: "This blue dot is us, see those dense red dots behind? That's Shia's fleet!"
The US team hesitated and said: "We have fought against them several times, but their number does not seem to be so large."
"Are you an idiot?" Star-Lord said frantically, "That's an invisible position, a tactic that must be adopted in a large-scale march. Do you have military common sense?"
Being said to have no military common sense, the US team, as a World War II hero, was a little embarrassed: "You mean they used optical camouflage?"
"Oh my God!" Xingjue said while scratching his hair: "Optical camouflage, what an ancient vocabulary, how backward is the earth? Yes, that's right, the large army of the Shi'ar Empire used optical camouflage, and they have been chasing you before." It's nothing more than their scout troops!"
Everyone's faces became serious, and Iron Man asked, "What's their size?"
Xingjue glanced at the screen and said, "Fortunately, it's not too much."
Just as Captain America and the others breathed a sigh of relief, Xingjue went on to say: "There are only more than 2000 warships, and they are all small and medium-sized warships, not a single large warship."
"More than 2000 ships?!" Storm exclaimed, "You don't think that's too many?"
"Not many!" Xingjue also shouted: "It's just a standard expeditionary force!"
Storm: "..."
"So what's the goal of the expedition?" Captain America asked, "Earth?"
"Nonsense, of course it's Earth, you guys kidnapped Emperor Xi'a!" Xingjue said angrily, "Everyone in the universe knows that Emperor Xi'a is narrow-minded!"
The crowd fell silent for a while.
Xingjue said again: "In consideration of our compatriots, let me give you a suggestion, change the course immediately, because it will be difficult for such a large-scale fleet to turn around, and at most Xi'a will send one or two small teams to hunt you down. My technology can easily get rid of them!"
Everyone glanced at each other again, then Captain America shook his head and said, "No, our route remains the same!"
"Why?" Xingjue jumped up and said, "The target of the Shi'ar fleet is the earth. Why don't you flee back and let others catch the turtle?"
"This trouble is caused by us, we can't leave it alone." The US team said seriously: "And someone must notify the Earth that the Shi'ars are coming, so as not to fight an unprepared battle!"
"Don't be ridiculous, what if the earth's technology is ready?" Xingjue kicked the console and said, "You guys want to compete with the Shi'ar Empire? They can capture it in three days." Earth, believe it or not!"
Storm asked: "Are you from Earth? Why do you always talk on Xi'a's side?"
"It's true that I'm from Earth, but I'm not speaking for Shea, but telling the truth!" Xingjue said: "I also hope that Earth wins, but Earth's technology is too backward, and you have no chance of winning, so why? If you don't run away, at least you can leave the last spark for mankind!"
Star-Lord looked at Captain America expectantly, but Captain America still shook his head: "No, we're going back to Earth!"
"What can you do when you go back?" Xingjue asked angrily.
"Fight side by side with my compatriots!" The US team said: "As long as you persist and work together, you will surely be able to create miracles!"
Xingjue waited with gaping eyes, pointed at Captain America and said, "Persevere? Work together? This is your plan? Are you out of your mind?" After finishing speaking, he looked at the others and said, "Hey, your old brains have problems. Sick!"
"Forget it!" Xingjue began to put the shaken parts back into his pocket in a hurry: "What do you like to do, I will not accompany you!"
He was about to leave, but was stopped by Iron Man again.
"Get out of the way!" Xingjue said with a grim expression.
Iron Man was very calm: "Mr. Quill, we need your excellent driving skills."
"And accompany you to die together?" Xingjue laughed loudly: "Don't be kidding, you can earn money if you lose money, but you only have one life. Do you think I, Xingjue, are such a stupid and vulgar person?"
"I can add money."
"... How much more?"
Soon, the Shi'ar fleet discovered that the spaceship on Earth suddenly accelerated and rushed out like a wild dog that had run loose.
"I must be crazy!" Xingjue yelled while sitting in the driver's seat: "The promised five kilograms of vibrating gold, if you dare to give me less than one gram, I will shoot you in the head!"
"Don't worry, my head is very handsome, I don't want to lose it for the time being."
"Remember your words!" Xingjue pulled the joystick: "Then, sit down for me!"
So the seven-day journey was abruptly shortened by one day by Xingjue. On the sixth day, the US team finally stepped into the gravitational circle of the solar system again.
"Help me connect to the ground connection immediately!" Captain America said to Tony.
Soon, images of the officials from the Ground Federation appeared on the screen, and they said in surprise, "Captain? You seem to be back a few days earlier than scheduled."
"Listen, the Xi'an fleet is here, evacuate the people, and get ready for battle!" Captain America said with a stern face: "This is not a drill! Repeat, the Xi'an fleet is here, get ready for battle!"
"What? Ah this?" The Earth Federation official became visibly flustered, and stammered, "Why is this happening? Hasn't Xi'a always had a good relationship with Earth? We are brothers like a family!"
"Pfft! Xi'a's domineering style is well known in the universe, and you are actually brothers to them?" Xingjue couldn't help laughing, and then said with regret: "It seems that I really shouldn't treat the earth. If you have expectations, it’s okay to be backward in technology, and people are still so stupid, there is simply no cure!”
The U.S. team ignored Xingjue, but said to the official again: "There is no time to explain the specific details. Immediately call our soldiers and fleets and build a defense line near Mars. The flames of war must not spread to the earth!"
The official was about to cry, and stammered, "But...but...but we don't have any soldiers anymore!"
"what?!"
"The disarmament proposal was passed the day after you left, and now the disarmament plan has officially started. The first batch of 200 million soldiers has been discharged, and the second batch of 300 million soldiers has also been disarmed and is undergoing transfer procedures. The earth has lost half of its combat power, and we have no soldiers left!"
Captain America sat down on the seat.
Xingjue asked curiously: "Other civilizations only worry about their lack of military strength, and the conscription advertisements are played on a loop 24 hours a day. As a result, the earth actually voluntarily disarms? Tell me, which idiot proposed this proposal?"
Captain America turned pale and said, "It's me."
Star Lord: "..."
"Look!" He turned his head and said to everyone, "I'll just say that your old brains are sick!"
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(End of this chapter)
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