people in Konoha

Chapter 165 Was Touched (two in one chapter)

No. 51, Konoha Southwest Street.

After returning to Konoha for a long time, I returned to the familiar small courtyard again. Although I can no longer drink tea in the snow-covered courtyard, and the cherry blossom trees are more bald than those born in the [-]s, when I first came back, Lihua Still very happy.

It would be nice to let those little brats go away, send Fu Yue who came to visit, and sit in the living room drinking hot tea and enjoying the snowy leaves.

It's just that after Tsunade came back, he wasn't very happy.

Tsunade returned home in a hurry, snatched the tea from Lihua's hand and drank it all, then slammed down on the table with his hands propped up on the table, his eyes were unfriendly: "So who is that woman?"

Calmly refilling a cup of tea for himself, Lihua took a sip slowly and said, "Ms. Tsunade, as the head of Konoha Village, you only care about this irrelevant thing after I returned to Konoha after I performed the mission. Urgent question?"

"It doesn't matter? Do you know that because of this incident, I was impeached for the first time since I represented Hokage!" Tsunade narrowed his eyes slightly, grabbed Li Hua's collar, hesitating about the height of the two of them, Li Hua's whole body is dangling.

"Who is so boring, what is there to impeach? Tell me who it is, I will beat his shit out!" Li Hua was angry at first, and then changed into a smiling face in an instant, "Oh, what do you think these people are doing? Come on, let me down first, and I will help you vent your anger."

Under the leadership of Lihua, the Konoha system has undergone great changes. The impeachment is only a reminder system and will not have any impact on Hokage's power, but Tsunade is unhappy when he is impeached.

Tsunade doesn't care if he doesn't handle political affairs and so on well, but what kind of thing is it to impeach Lihua for her matter?
"Hmph!" Tsunade snorted coldly, and let go of Lihua's collar, "My grandma impeached you, what did you just say?"

Hearing this, Lihua took a deep breath, and said solemnly: "She has gone through wind and rain and seen all kinds of things. Naturally, she has a reason for saying that. As juniors, we should look for what is wrong in ourselves, right?" .”

"Licking a dog doesn't end well!" Tsunade gave him a blank look, "I'm hungry, let's go cook."

"Lick the dog?" Lihua opened his mouth wide, "Where did you learn it?"

Tsunade squeezed his fist: "Konoha Daily! I said I'm hungry! Let's cook!"

"Oh, okay, I'll go right away." Lihua nodded repeatedly, put on his apron and obediently went to cook.

In the kitchen, as Lihua turned the pot and poured the seasoning, the sound of sizzling and a burst of fragrance penetrated into the living room.

The living room was brightly lit, the windows blocked the severe cold outside, and it was very warm inside. Tsunade took off his thick cotton coat to reveal his slim and delicate body, and leaned lazily on the sofa, smelling the aroma of food, feeling very comfortable.

"What did you say that didn't take care of your husband's feelings?" She pouted like a little girl, hugged the pillow in her arms, and murmured, "It's not true."

After this incident, I am afraid that Tsunade is the first Hokage to be impeached since Konoha established the village.

The meal was ready quickly, there was no medicine king's secret method, and no special food was made, just three small dishes and one soup.

After dinner, while Lihua was washing the dishes, Tsunade put on his coat and walked to the kitchen: "I have to go."

"Where are you going?" Lihua was stunned, and frowned, "Aren't you off work? Are you still going at this point?"

Tsunade fixed his head in his bag, confirmed that the bottle of perfume was still there, waved his hand and turned around and said, "Who told you that I'm off work. I'm gone."

After speaking, leaving Lihua alone, Tsunade left.

Lihua didn't pay much attention, but as he was washing, he felt something was wrong.

"If you're not mistaken, Tsunade seems to have put on some light makeup today?" Lihua stopped washing the dishes and wiped his hands with water.

From Tsunade's return, eating, and leaving, the time interval between them was less than an hour.

She usually does not wear makeup, but she put on makeup for the first time, her clothes are very charming, her hair is slightly curly, it seems to have been permed, and she also checks whether her perfume is in her bag before going out
Anything is not in line with the Tsunade he knows, usually Tsunade would not care about this kind of thing, even matching clothes is bothersome.

It's 7 o'clock in the evening, and Konoha has already explained everything that needs to be explained. Hokage doesn't have many things to deal with, so he can finish his work during the day. Could it be
"It's not right, it's too wrong." Thinking of this, Lihua said to himself, changed his clothes, and went out.

The leaves, the heavy snow fell one after another, the snowflakes danced in various postures in the air, or flew, or hovered, or fell straight and fast, and fell on the ground. There are also standing in the snow with thin clothes and sucking snot, bitter On Bruby and Tomoaki Yamashita who were handing out leaflets.

"Winter Leaf Amusement Park's super value promotion event~Winter Castle, Ice Princess Grand Theater, don't miss it when you pass by~"

"There is an Uchiha who is proficient in fire and escapes the ninja to control the air conditioner, so that everyone can feel the warmth. Welcome to come, bring this leaflet to all [-]% off! Only [-]% off! What are you waiting for? Address"

The two shouted vigorously, but few people picked them up on the street. They passed by indifferently. The playground was in Konoha, and those who should have gone had already gone there. Holding the Konoha resident card, there was a [-]% discount. Who cares about the [-]% discount?
"I can't distribute a few of these leaflets at all. I think they just want to torture us!" Tomoaki Yamashita said bitterly, and a passerby passed by in front of him, and put on a smiling face: "Big brother, Konoha Playground [-]% off understand one time?"

"Don't bother me, get out!" The passer-by was extremely arrogant, looked ahead nervously, and pushed Yamashita Tomoaki away violently.

Tomoaki Yamashita's chakra was sealed, and he was pushed to the ground at once. Leaflets were scattered, and he pointed at passers-by and said, "You dare to push me! I was seriously injured. Don't even think about leaving today if I don't pay a million and 80!"

"It's fine." Bu Rubi helped Yamashita Tomoaki up, and smiled kindly, "5000 taels will do."

"This is Pengci?" Passers-by were stunned, as if they were surprised by this method, "You guys actually know how to touch porcelain!?"

"What is Pingci?" Tomoaki Yamashita didn't understand the meaning of the word. This method was just because he couldn't distribute leaflets, had no wages to eat, and was poor for many days.

"No matter what it is." Bu Rubi stood in front of passers-by and threatened, "Give me the money, or I'll call the security team over!"

"I'm really out of my mind to waste time with you two sand sculptures. 5000 taels is 5000 taels, give it to me." The passer-by sighed helplessly, spilled a handful of money on the ground, and walked away.

In an instant, Tomoaki Yamashita got up as if nothing had happened and pocketed the money in his arms, and Rubi, not to be outdone, quickly picked up the money.

Picking up and picking up, the two hugged each other and cried.

Yamashita Tomoaki cried, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Ahh. I think about Yunyin, who has killed countless enemies and made great achievements in battle. Today, I was humiliated by Konoha to this point. Even a commoner is richer than me!" Bu Rubi snotted and burst into tears.

"Let's go." Tomoaki Yamashita quickly cheered up and wiped away tears, "I made a lot of business today, so I can let my brothers have a good meal!"

Bu Rubi looked at the money in his hand excitedly: "Today, I want to eat three skewers of Yaowang Malatang!"

"You're inflated~" Tomoaki Yamashita smiled and nodded at Bu Rubi, "You're so extravagant that you eat three skewers."

"Hey hey" Bruby scratched his head with a smile, "You learned the lesson, two strings are enough, save the rest."

Tomoaki Yamashita patted him on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Yes, save enough money as soon as possible so that we can escape from Konoha's clutches. This ninja lends money to people."

Bu Rubi nodded, deeply moved. Although Konoha proposed to charge for board and lodging at first, although they were upset, they felt that it was reasonable. Later, the property management fee, water and electricity fee, and street cleaning were barely acceptable. After all, no matter how poor Yunyin was, The cost of supporting several people is still ok.

But then it was too much.Konoha saw that they had a lot of money, and asked that Uchiha Fugaku to take them to a meal, which made them miserable.

Seafood feast, 1 taels for dipping in water, 5 taels per person for a meal, 10 taels for an hour in a private room, and a shrimp no bigger than a little finger, 3 taels, can you believe it?

Then he took them to bathe and massage one-stop, and there was no shortage of good cigarettes and alcohol.

At first they thought that Konoha had changed their sex, and treated them well like Lihua did before, but when they saw the menu and learned that they had to pay for it, they were dumbfounded.

A large string of dazzling zeros could not afford to sell Yunyin Village. Naturally, they couldn't settle the bill. Konoha used the arrears as an excuse to seal their chakra and ordered them to pay back the money before they could leave.

This time, they were very worried. Fortunately, the eldest son of the Qianshou family, Shengshu, helped them.

As Konoha's top family, they naturally have no shortage of money. They met by chance once when they were distributing leaflets on the street. After hearing about their plight, they lent them a large sum of money to repay the debt.

However, since they came across that ninja loan, based on their meager income, it is conservatively estimated that it will take at least ten years to repay the interest!

They earned a 'windfall' today and they were naturally happy after suffering for a long time. The two hooked their shoulders together and walked away crying and laughing.

And the passer-by who was leaving gave them a funny look.

Passers-by are Lihua's disguise. If you want to find out what this bitch Tsunade is doing, you have to put on a disguise, otherwise he will be embarrassed if nothing happens, and Tsunade will be embarrassed if something happens.

It's just that I didn't expect to meet Bu Rubi and Yamashita Tomoaki on the street, and I didn't expect the two of them to be treated so badly.

He didn't know that after hearing him talk about the loan, Naoki was deeply inspired to make a "ninja loan" for these ninjas who had hatred. If he knew it, he would be happier.

"As expected of Fu Yue, who won my true biography!" Lihua nodded in satisfaction, hiding in the snow.

Although Tsunade's perception ability is not as wide as his range, but the sensitivity to the surrounding perception within a certain distance is very high. When people are watching, they will look back vigilantly, which is difficult to track.Li Hua could only follow behind cautiously, cast a glance with his eyes, then pretended to be passing by and walked away, changing his appearance and clothes to keep up.

Passing through Konoha's bustling commercial street and entering an alley, Tsunade sneaked into a large mansion.

"Damn it! You really lied to me to go to work, and then came here!?" Lihua felt a sudden in his heart, and forced himself to calm down: "No, no, you can't be so arbitrary, what if this is a casino?"

Tsunade usually sneaks out to gamble a lot, and he will never change his mind when he becomes Hokage. What if it is a casino?
After making up his mind, Lihua stood in the corner and stared quietly to see if anyone else came in or out.
After half an hour.
"I'm going to fuck you!" Lihua couldn't bear it anymore when he saw a person coming out from inside, he stood up and shouted: "Kato Duan, you boy, stop!"

"Ah? Who are you?" Kato Duan stood at the gate of the house with a dazed expression, watching a stranger shout angrily at him.

Lihua stripped off his disguise, grabbed Kato and broke his collar: "What are you doing here!?"

"Master Lihua?" Katoduan was sweating coldly under Lihua's pressure, as if he was going to eat him, he was panting, pointed to a small sign on the door and said, "I'll come and see my niece"

"Niece?" Lihua was taken aback, and turned to look at a small sign on the door, which he couldn't see just now when he was standing in the corner.

The sign reads: Konoha Ninja Nursery (Ninja care for infants and young children)
After reading it, I found that this is a big oolong, and this place is actually a nursery school!

"Uh, so I was looking at my niece." Lihua put down Katoduan with a smile, and straightened his collar, "Long time no see, do you miss me hahaha?"

Kato Duan had a bewildered expression from the beginning to the end. He didn't understand why Lihua was going crazy again, so he paused and replied: "Then what. Me. Can I go?"

"Of course, is there anyone stopping you from leaving?" Lihua pretended to be surprised, waved his hands and said, "You haven't eaten yet, go ahead."

"It's you who stopped me from leaving!" Thinking of saying this, Kato dared not say anything, and complained in his heart, trotted away, and if he didn't leave, Lihua had another convulsion to stop him. Suppressing the feeling that he was about to suffocate, he didn't want to bear it again.

"Huh~" Lihua didn't know why, the two were obviously just a fake marriage, if Tsunade had someone else he liked, he couldn't help it. But when he knew that Tsunade was fine, he would still breathe a sigh of relief.

But he fell into another doubt.

"What is Tsunade doing in the nursery?" Lihua rubbed his chin in doubt, and muttered to himself, "Whose child are you here to see?"

Clap ~ the door opened.

"You are Mr. Lihua?" A girl with glasses who opened the door, wearing a long padded robe with a hood, introduced herself with a smile: "I am a friend of Mr. Hokage, pharmacist Nonoyu, from this nursery Boss, I heard some noise just now, so I came out to take a look. Are you here to inspect Konoha's new project? Please come in."

"Well, hello." Lihua nodded, and walked in with the pharmacist Nonaiyu.

The house is very large, passing through the yard with various facilities for children, the two came to the largest yard in the middle, and when they opened the door, there was a burst of hot air spraying on their faces, the lights inside were bright and it was very warm.

"Hahaha, um~ so cute!" Tsunade was holding a chubby red-eyed baby, and happily kissed the baby's face.

(End of this chapter)