life in ninja world
Chapter 45 I'm So Stupid, Really
Chapter 45 I'm So Stupid, Really
Three-color meatball shop.
Quan Shui looked at Naruto who was sitting opposite with a puzzled face, and said suspiciously: "Naruto, is there a nail on the bench under your buttocks? Why are you twisting around?"
"Nah!"
Naruto jumped up, looked around, approached cautiously, and whispered, "Brother Quanshui, I haven't passed the graduation exam. Mr. Mizuki in the school is very concerned about me, and told me that as long as you steal the seal If you learn the above ninjutsu, you can graduate!"
"What did you say? Naruto, please speak up, I didn't hear you clearly."
Quan Shui said loudly, the voice could be heard across the street, "You said you didn't pass the graduation exam, no way! You didn't pass such a simple exam!"
There was a moment of silence in the meatball shop, and then everyone started talking and laughing again, as if they didn't hear anything. It would be even better if everyone didn't just look here from time to time.
Naruto:"."
"Okay!" After the fun was over, Quan Shui patted Naruto's shoulder, "If you don't pass it, you will pass it, just think of a way!"
"But."
Naruto hadn't finished speaking yet, and a guy with a sharp-mouthed monkey next to him said eccentrically: "I heard that there is only one little guy who failed the graduation exam this year, and that is the son of the fox demon. That would be great, if It's true that even a guy like him can become a ninja"
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
There were a lot of echoing voices around, and Naruto's face suddenly turned pale.
"Fart your mother!" The spring immediately burst into flames, rushing to the guy who spoke first, "slap", "slap" and "slap" were three slaps.Then he yelled at the crowd, "You guys are so talkative, why didn't you yell under Nine-Tails' claws 11 years ago!"
Quanshui held Naruto in his hand, and shouted: "Now facing a child, you will have the courage at once. The turtle sons are all yin and yang, fan of yin and yang, light of will-o'-the-wisp, and sell dog meat."
The mouth of the spring smelt non-stop for a long time, spraying saliva on the face of every guy who just made a sound, and then walked out of the store with Naruto in one hand and unfinished meatballs in the other.Only the people from the first store who were sprayed stupid were left.
After walking for a long time, the shop owner finally realized: "Goddamned brat, you haven't given me any money after eating so many meatballs!"
Suburbs.
Quan Shui asked while eating the meatball: "So, what are your plans?"
Naruto struggled for a year and said: "But I'm really not good at the clone technique. I heard from Mr. Mizuki that there is a practice method of the shadow clone technique in the book of seals. If I learn it, I will definitely be able to graduate!"
The avatar technique, one of the basic three-body techniques, separates not entities, but phantoms, which can only confuse the sight of ordinary ninjas, but both Sharingan and Baiyan can see through, and they do not have the ability to attack.It is one of the only three ninjutsu that young Konoha ninjas can learn in the ninja school. Because the amount of chakra required is extremely small, the difficulty of learning is infinitely close to zero, even underage juvenile ninjas can learn and use.
But is Naruto a chakra-deficient person?
Naruto: Another ton of chakra!
Coupled with the infiltration and trouble of Nine-Tails Chakra, it is really not easy for Naruto to learn ninjutsu that consumes less Chakra, which is why Naruto learned the extremely Chakra-consuming shadow clone technique as soon as he got started.
Therefore, when Naruto learns ninjutsu, there is one principle, and he can learn whatever fechakra is, one word-expensive!
Not the best, just the cheapest!
This is also the reason why Kakashi couldn't guide Naruto later, because Kakashi's ninjutsu was either not suitable for Naruto, or it was all a move to save Chakra.
These things are only Kakashi's treasures, and neither Izumi nor Naruto look down on them.
Quan Shui looked at Naruto with a surprised look on his face: "Didn't I teach you the shadow clone?"
You taught me a hammer!
Naruto rolled his eyes helplessly, shook his head, and then looked at the spring expectantly.
Quan Shui stretched his waist and said, "Since I didn't teach you, then go and steal the sealed book tonight!"
"What?" The ups and downs of life are too fast, and Naruto can't slow down.
After a while, Naruto bit his finger and said, "But that Mizuki-sensei doesn't look like a good person!"
The current Naruto is no longer that stupid and cute boy under the whipping of the spring water.
"Huh?" Quan Shui looked at Naruto in surprise, "I can't tell! Naruto, you have become smarter! You can tell that Mizuki is not a good person!"
Naruto:"."
I am not blind.
"But you don't have to worry." Quan Shui comforted, "After all, we are not very good people!"
No!I am still a good person!Naruto remained expressionless: Brother Quanshui, you are no longer a good person.Because you are a sand sculpture!
"But I don't want to go!" Naruto refused.Knowing that there was a conspiracy, why did he go!
Quan Shui looked at him seriously: "Naruto, have you seen the movie?"
"Of course!" The celebrity became excited immediately, "I have watched Fuji Fuyuki-e's "Princess Fengyun's Great Adventure". She is the number one actress in the country of fire. I really hope they can defeat the big devil smoothly."
Duang! ! !
Izumi punched Naruto on the head, interrupting his chatter.
Quan Shui blew on his fist and said, "Since you have seen the movie, you should know. Now you are a confused little lamb, tempted by the big villain to go to Hokage Tower to steal the forbidden book"
"That's impossible." Naruto interrupted, "There are a lot of guards in Hokage Building."
Duang! ! !
Quanshui punched Naruto on the head again, interrupting his interruption: "Don't interrupt!"
Then Quanshui continued: "It doesn't matter, the important thing is that you finally succeeded in stealing the sealed scroll. At this time, the big villain finally showed his true colors, just when he was about to kill you and seize the sealed book, The male number two suddenly appeared."
Naruto opened his mouth to speak, Quanshui raised his fist, and Naruto quickly shut up.
Duang! ! !
Quanshui punched Naruto on the head, and Naruto covered his head: "I didn't say anything!"
Quan Shui curled his lips: "I raised my hands."
Naruto:"."
"Where did I just talk?" Quan Shui muttered, looking at Naruto who was tightly pursing his mouth.
Duang! ! !
Quan Shui punched Naruto on the head: "Why didn't you remind me?"
Naruto covered his head and said weakly: "The second male number suddenly appeared on the stage."
Duang! ! !
Quanshui punched Naruto on the head again: "I don't know? I want you to talk!"
Naruto: grinning.jpg
"At this moment, the second male lead suddenly appeared on the stage. After a lot of lingering with the villain, he finally fell into your arms helplessly. Seeing that the villain was about to succeed in his tricks, at this moment, the villain suddenly talked too much and revealed your life experience."
Quan Shui said here, looked at Naruto, saw that he didn't intend to interrupt at all, so he just waved his hands in a smug manner.
Naruto:"."
"At this moment, you realized that the man in your arms actually has the warmth of a father. In the end, with the encouragement of the male second, you successfully defeated the villain and won your father! How is it? Naruto!" Spring water cadenced, Enthusiastically finished the whole story.
Naruto: Expressionless.jpg
"That's right. The second boy is Mr. Iruka! Are you looking forward to it?" Quan Shui looked at Naruto excitedly.
I'm excited hammer yo!Even if that were the case tonight, it would be completely hopeless.Naruto is as disgusting as eating a fly.
"So, my life experience"
"You will know tonight!" Quan Shui waved his hand.
How silly of me, really!Naruto stared at a pair of lifeless fish eyes: I only know that Brother Quanshui is a sand sculpture, but how can I know that he is such a sand sculpture.
"Quan Shui Jun! So you are here?"
Looking at the spring water following the sound, the afterglow of the setting sun coated the white dress with a layer of gold, and the gentle breeze made the girl smile sweetly, like an empty valley orchid.
Since the spring praised Zhongshan Mei Chushui Furong's beauty, she never painted her face again.
Spring Pidianpidian ran over.
Spring is here and it's another year.
"Look, here are the meatballs for you."
"Wow, it smells so good!"
"I feed you!"
"Wow - it's so sweet!"
"Sweet without you!"
"You are bad!"
"Hey hey hey!"
"Cough, cough, cough!" The dog man and woman sprinkled dog food in front of each other, making Naruto feel very uncomfortable.
"Hey! Isn't this Naruto!"
"Don't worry about him, he'll be gone soon."
Naruto:"."
(End of this chapter)
Three-color meatball shop.
Quan Shui looked at Naruto who was sitting opposite with a puzzled face, and said suspiciously: "Naruto, is there a nail on the bench under your buttocks? Why are you twisting around?"
"Nah!"
Naruto jumped up, looked around, approached cautiously, and whispered, "Brother Quanshui, I haven't passed the graduation exam. Mr. Mizuki in the school is very concerned about me, and told me that as long as you steal the seal If you learn the above ninjutsu, you can graduate!"
"What did you say? Naruto, please speak up, I didn't hear you clearly."
Quan Shui said loudly, the voice could be heard across the street, "You said you didn't pass the graduation exam, no way! You didn't pass such a simple exam!"
There was a moment of silence in the meatball shop, and then everyone started talking and laughing again, as if they didn't hear anything. It would be even better if everyone didn't just look here from time to time.
Naruto:"."
"Okay!" After the fun was over, Quan Shui patted Naruto's shoulder, "If you don't pass it, you will pass it, just think of a way!"
"But."
Naruto hadn't finished speaking yet, and a guy with a sharp-mouthed monkey next to him said eccentrically: "I heard that there is only one little guy who failed the graduation exam this year, and that is the son of the fox demon. That would be great, if It's true that even a guy like him can become a ninja"
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
There were a lot of echoing voices around, and Naruto's face suddenly turned pale.
"Fart your mother!" The spring immediately burst into flames, rushing to the guy who spoke first, "slap", "slap" and "slap" were three slaps.Then he yelled at the crowd, "You guys are so talkative, why didn't you yell under Nine-Tails' claws 11 years ago!"
Quanshui held Naruto in his hand, and shouted: "Now facing a child, you will have the courage at once. The turtle sons are all yin and yang, fan of yin and yang, light of will-o'-the-wisp, and sell dog meat."
The mouth of the spring smelt non-stop for a long time, spraying saliva on the face of every guy who just made a sound, and then walked out of the store with Naruto in one hand and unfinished meatballs in the other.Only the people from the first store who were sprayed stupid were left.
After walking for a long time, the shop owner finally realized: "Goddamned brat, you haven't given me any money after eating so many meatballs!"
Suburbs.
Quan Shui asked while eating the meatball: "So, what are your plans?"
Naruto struggled for a year and said: "But I'm really not good at the clone technique. I heard from Mr. Mizuki that there is a practice method of the shadow clone technique in the book of seals. If I learn it, I will definitely be able to graduate!"
The avatar technique, one of the basic three-body techniques, separates not entities, but phantoms, which can only confuse the sight of ordinary ninjas, but both Sharingan and Baiyan can see through, and they do not have the ability to attack.It is one of the only three ninjutsu that young Konoha ninjas can learn in the ninja school. Because the amount of chakra required is extremely small, the difficulty of learning is infinitely close to zero, even underage juvenile ninjas can learn and use.
But is Naruto a chakra-deficient person?
Naruto: Another ton of chakra!
Coupled with the infiltration and trouble of Nine-Tails Chakra, it is really not easy for Naruto to learn ninjutsu that consumes less Chakra, which is why Naruto learned the extremely Chakra-consuming shadow clone technique as soon as he got started.
Therefore, when Naruto learns ninjutsu, there is one principle, and he can learn whatever fechakra is, one word-expensive!
Not the best, just the cheapest!
This is also the reason why Kakashi couldn't guide Naruto later, because Kakashi's ninjutsu was either not suitable for Naruto, or it was all a move to save Chakra.
These things are only Kakashi's treasures, and neither Izumi nor Naruto look down on them.
Quan Shui looked at Naruto with a surprised look on his face: "Didn't I teach you the shadow clone?"
You taught me a hammer!
Naruto rolled his eyes helplessly, shook his head, and then looked at the spring expectantly.
Quan Shui stretched his waist and said, "Since I didn't teach you, then go and steal the sealed book tonight!"
"What?" The ups and downs of life are too fast, and Naruto can't slow down.
After a while, Naruto bit his finger and said, "But that Mizuki-sensei doesn't look like a good person!"
The current Naruto is no longer that stupid and cute boy under the whipping of the spring water.
"Huh?" Quan Shui looked at Naruto in surprise, "I can't tell! Naruto, you have become smarter! You can tell that Mizuki is not a good person!"
Naruto:"."
I am not blind.
"But you don't have to worry." Quan Shui comforted, "After all, we are not very good people!"
No!I am still a good person!Naruto remained expressionless: Brother Quanshui, you are no longer a good person.Because you are a sand sculpture!
"But I don't want to go!" Naruto refused.Knowing that there was a conspiracy, why did he go!
Quan Shui looked at him seriously: "Naruto, have you seen the movie?"
"Of course!" The celebrity became excited immediately, "I have watched Fuji Fuyuki-e's "Princess Fengyun's Great Adventure". She is the number one actress in the country of fire. I really hope they can defeat the big devil smoothly."
Duang! ! !
Izumi punched Naruto on the head, interrupting his chatter.
Quan Shui blew on his fist and said, "Since you have seen the movie, you should know. Now you are a confused little lamb, tempted by the big villain to go to Hokage Tower to steal the forbidden book"
"That's impossible." Naruto interrupted, "There are a lot of guards in Hokage Building."
Duang! ! !
Quanshui punched Naruto on the head again, interrupting his interruption: "Don't interrupt!"
Then Quanshui continued: "It doesn't matter, the important thing is that you finally succeeded in stealing the sealed scroll. At this time, the big villain finally showed his true colors, just when he was about to kill you and seize the sealed book, The male number two suddenly appeared."
Naruto opened his mouth to speak, Quanshui raised his fist, and Naruto quickly shut up.
Duang! ! !
Quanshui punched Naruto on the head, and Naruto covered his head: "I didn't say anything!"
Quan Shui curled his lips: "I raised my hands."
Naruto:"."
"Where did I just talk?" Quan Shui muttered, looking at Naruto who was tightly pursing his mouth.
Duang! ! !
Quan Shui punched Naruto on the head: "Why didn't you remind me?"
Naruto covered his head and said weakly: "The second male number suddenly appeared on the stage."
Duang! ! !
Quanshui punched Naruto on the head again: "I don't know? I want you to talk!"
Naruto: grinning.jpg
"At this moment, the second male lead suddenly appeared on the stage. After a lot of lingering with the villain, he finally fell into your arms helplessly. Seeing that the villain was about to succeed in his tricks, at this moment, the villain suddenly talked too much and revealed your life experience."
Quan Shui said here, looked at Naruto, saw that he didn't intend to interrupt at all, so he just waved his hands in a smug manner.
Naruto:"."
"At this moment, you realized that the man in your arms actually has the warmth of a father. In the end, with the encouragement of the male second, you successfully defeated the villain and won your father! How is it? Naruto!" Spring water cadenced, Enthusiastically finished the whole story.
Naruto: Expressionless.jpg
"That's right. The second boy is Mr. Iruka! Are you looking forward to it?" Quan Shui looked at Naruto excitedly.
I'm excited hammer yo!Even if that were the case tonight, it would be completely hopeless.Naruto is as disgusting as eating a fly.
"So, my life experience"
"You will know tonight!" Quan Shui waved his hand.
How silly of me, really!Naruto stared at a pair of lifeless fish eyes: I only know that Brother Quanshui is a sand sculpture, but how can I know that he is such a sand sculpture.
"Quan Shui Jun! So you are here?"
Looking at the spring water following the sound, the afterglow of the setting sun coated the white dress with a layer of gold, and the gentle breeze made the girl smile sweetly, like an empty valley orchid.
Since the spring praised Zhongshan Mei Chushui Furong's beauty, she never painted her face again.
Spring Pidianpidian ran over.
Spring is here and it's another year.
"Look, here are the meatballs for you."
"Wow, it smells so good!"
"I feed you!"
"Wow - it's so sweet!"
"Sweet without you!"
"You are bad!"
"Hey hey hey!"
"Cough, cough, cough!" The dog man and woman sprinkled dog food in front of each other, making Naruto feel very uncomfortable.
"Hey! Isn't this Naruto!"
"Don't worry about him, he'll be gone soon."
Naruto:"."
(End of this chapter)
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