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Chapter 6 You Stupid Groundhog

In the aircraft carrier of the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency.

Nick Fury and Coulson were talking on the phone while thinking about such a question.

Who is the widow?

"The director, what should we do now? The target does not accept my protection."

Nick Fury stood up and talked without back pain "It's okay, Coulson, I believe you can handle it."

beep~
call disconnected
Parker Stark has returned to lie on the tens of millions of sofas, enjoying his stepmother's massage.

"Is your stomach feeling better?"

"Thanks Aunt Pepper, I've decided! I'll quit drinking at ten o'clock!"

Speaking of which, Parker Stark got up and took another bottle of expensive wine that he didn't recognize at all, and took a sip from the bottle.

Pepper Potts frowned. "But is it ten o'clock in Parker?"

Our poor Candide Coulson has been knocking on the door for close to two hours.

"I didn't say ten o'clock tonight, it could be tomorrow night, or the day after tomorrow. Jarvis, has the Mediterranean gone?"

"Master, he didn't leave."

"Forget it, come all the way, Jarvis will let him in."

Outside
Colson, who was already bored and leaned on the door, repeated the words mechanically, "Mr. Parker, who is the widow?"

Suddenly he felt his back loosen, and the agile agent's reaction made him fall to the ground with a bang, but he reversed the direction of his body!
It's a pity that the stamina was insufficient, and the honest face made an intimate contact with the ground.

Immediately afterwards, Jarvis's voice sounded in his ear, "Hello, Mr. Colson, sir, please."

Coulson rubbed his painful face, "Oh my nose, why didn't you tell me first?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Coulson, but the young master did not give an order to inform in advance."

Coulson murmured in a low voice, "It's artificial intelligence... I think it's an artificial mental retardation..."

However, at this time, Coulson's body has not completely passed through the automatic door, and he is lying down and half passing through.

The door suddenly went out of control and closed automatically.

Combined with Jarvis' mechanical voice and Coulson's screams.

"Error! Error! A system error has occurred."

"boom!"

"what!"

"boom!"

"what!"

……

Five minutes later, Coulson's embarrassed figure appeared in front of Parker Stark.

"Uh... Coulson, I just let you hang out, what about you?"

People still have to face...

Coulson remained calm, "I found a few suspicious figures wandering outside, so I fought a series of battles with them, and finally fought back dozens of enemies when I was only bruised and retreated."

I just quietly watched you perform "Jarvis, play surveillance video."

"Oh~ no! Sir, I can assure you that you will never want to...see..."

"Hahahaha!"

I'm Colson

As a veteran agent, such a humiliating moment is now recorded.

If you see this death scene, please throw my ashes into the sea and bury my steel sweetheart with me.

"Okay, Parker, it's very impolite. We are people with good taste. Generally, in this situation, I will choose to step aside, ahahahaha!"

Pepper Potts' words made Coulson's blushing face spread directly, and the faint light above his head became red.

"Jarvis, I hate you! If one day you become a human, I will give you a hard punch!"

Vision: ? ? ?you sure?
Wanda:? !

Parker Stark patted Coulson on the shoulder very solemnly and said, "If possible, I hope you mean what you say."

"What do you mean by that, Mr. Parker?"

"You will know. Speaking of which, why did that embarrassing organization with a special name only send you alone? What about Black Widow and Hawkeye?"

People are more dead than others, and goods are thrown away. Coulson thinks he is a very good agent, but compared to those two superhumans, he is ashamed.

Just how should I explain it?
Honestly?

Well, let's be a little panicked.

"Because of your nickname, the director offended, so he only appointed me to protect you."

Coulson didn't know what happened next.

When Nick Fury ordered, he had already left in a daze.

My mind is full of guns, guns, guns.

Parker Stark was thoughtful, "Well... Speaking of which, Coulson, I have a gift for you, which is definitely what you want most."

A gift from the Stark family?

Is it money?
and many more!

Howard is his grandfather, is it the battle suit that Captain America once wore? !
Ability activated!

Equivalent quantum replacement!
"Dangdangdangdang! This is it! Stark brand hair growth liquid, just a drop can regenerate hair follicles, let your long hair flutter on your shoulders, black and shiny!"

Coulson expressed his deep loneliness, my captain...but a head of black and beautiful hair is definitely a very important thing for a middle-aged man.

But this packaging?

Is he lying to me?
Coulson looked at the wine glass in Parker Stark's hand and fell into deep thought.

I think he just wanted to pour that glass of wine over my head and have a good laugh at me.

"Thank you for your kindness, Mr. Parker, but I am still very satisfied with what I am now."

"Look at you, Coulson, why are you so polite when we know each other so well? Come on! I'll put it on for you!"

Coulson struggled with all his strength, and competed with Parker Stark, but Coulson was a good guy, he was unwilling to hurt this young man, especially the object of protection, so even if the combat power was crushed, he kept pretending to be [-]-[-].

At this moment, Pepper Potts silently picked up the wine glass, and then...wow~
Pouring on Coulson.

No matter how good the old man is, Colson is still angry at this moment, why do you guys join forces to taunt me?
I!
Ugh?
Coulson felt the itching on the top of his head, and then his Mediterranean range seemed to add a lot of weight?
Stretch out your hand, this is it? !
hair!

I have long hair!Hahaha!
(Self-replenishing chef Xiao Fugui)

Pepper Potts took out his mobile phone seriously and recorded the product.

"As expected, you are a member of the Stark family. I didn't expect you to solve the middle-aged hair loss problem at such a young age. Do you want to apply for a patent? Parker?"

Parker Stark waved his hand. He was just trying to do a spoof. Of course, the one he exchanged was indeed a hair tonic, and it was a hair tonic from a first-level civilization. The effect was obvious.

Now looking at Colson with long hair in a shawl, Parker Stark really wanted to tie him a double ponytail.

Of course, this dangerous idea only existed for less than an hour and then disappeared.

"Aunt Pepper, this thing can't be mass-produced for the time being, and the money? Do you think I still need it? I'm so rich, I'm short of that thing?"

Tony Stark: This wealth is mine!
Parker Stark: It doesn't matter, what's yours is mine!

(End of this chapter)