Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 102 I Was Born, I'm Sorry
Somewhere seems to be destined.

When Bao Zhengzheng and the others came out of Seben Nightclub in a hurry, they ran directly into a familiar taxi, but it was the old driver who was in charge of the steering wheel of the fate of a car, his smile was so familiar.

"It's you, old driver!"

"Fate let us meet outside the chaotic city"

Bao Zhengzheng, who was sitting in the passenger seat, recognized the old driver at a glance. He was not the one who dumped the three of them at the door of the True Nightclub last night.

This old driver, to Bao Zhengjing, is simply Lu Ziqiao from the first episode of the second season of iPartment No.30 at 22 minutes and [-] seconds!
If it wasn't for this old driver, he probably wouldn't have missed his wife's breakfast now, nor would he be in such a mess now.

In a sense, Bao Zhengjing is now like Zhang Wei in the first episode of the second season of iPartment No.30 at 22 minutes and [-] seconds!

Although he already has a solution to Xiao Shu's problem, what about the shallot pancakes?
Do you really want to say that this child is the accidental product of yourself and a certain lost girl who crushed a rose under a thunderous and dark night?
"Why are you so sad, you say don't worry, I will take care of everything."

Shu Hu, who was sitting on the back seat, was so serious about the bag in front.

Seeing Shuhu's confident appearance, Bao Zhengzheng had no choice but to leave it to her.

"Driver, please drive faster later, I'm in a hurry."

He looked at his phone, and there were only 08 minutes left before the time for breakfast at 30:15.

Therefore, Bao Zhengzheng had no choice but to urge the old driver with his hands on the steering wheel motionless and a smile on his face.

"Where did you say you were going?"

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After telling the old driver the address, the old driver took action. He said solemnly to Bao Bao in the passenger seat: "Guest, please fasten your seat belt. The speed will be very fast. You can see from the top of the mountain in 1 minute." Rainbow."

Bao Zheng said: "I never lack a sense of security, let's start quickly."

"Punish the poor and deduct points, you support me!"

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Bao Zhengzheng finally fastened his seat belt obediently.

The semi-linked roar of the taxi is filled with the blood of the co-pilot Bao seriously hanging on subject three.

I saw the old driver grabbing the hand in gear and slowly lifting it, and slowly stepping on the accelerator, the song "I Want Steady Happiness" by Eason Chan came out of the speaker

The taxi drove away again, leaving the Seben nightclub where he had spent the whole night in a serious manner.

Five minutes later, the taxi was less than 5 meters away from Bao Zhengzheng's home.

It can be seen that the speed of the old driver is really fast!

In the last 50 meters of the journey, the old driver in the driver's seat said to Bao Zheng: "Guest, there is a sharp bend ahead. I want to try to negotiate the bend through the drainage ditch."

Indeed, there is a sharp bend over there, as long as you turn this bend, you will arrive at the gate of the housing complex where he lives.

But that corner was not easy to navigate. Bao Zhengzheng had tried it with Mobike, ofo, and Hello before, and the result was the same, the car was damaged and people were injured.

Therefore, it was necessary for him to remind the old driver, but from the old driver's eyes, he saw something called persistence.

I had no choice but to sigh, and said to the old driver: "I have a 56-year-old mother, she is very kind, promise me, please give her a good old age life."

The old driver received the meaning of Bao Zhengjing's words, and replied: "If I am in full bloom, Fu Die will come."

The drain is here!
"Boom—whoosh—!"

Beautiful drift, the taxi is cornering, it is cornering, this is the authentic seller's show, the drain is cornering!
However, Bao Zhengjing suddenly felt his stomach tumbling, and hurriedly stopped the old driver's driving skills and said: "Driver, I feel a little nauseous, please pull over!"

As soon as he got out of the car, Bao Zhengjing vomited all kinds of meat and vegetables, and this journey of redemption should end here, just like a saying goes: Some stories are not finished yet, so let it be.

After paying the fare, Bao Zhengjing walked fifteen steps with Shuhu and the lamb pancakes, and arrived at the gate of the housing complex.

Everything here is still the original taste.

For a while, Bao Zhengzheng was a little timid.

However, he had to face all this again. Should he go to the barber shop on the street for a haircut, wash his hair and then come back?

Just when he was hesitating, there was a loud sound of opening the door.

As soon as the door opened, two large bags of garbage bags were stuffed into Bao Zhengzheng's hands first. Then, in a blink of an eye, the Shu Lake and the onion pancakes on his left and right were gone.

The door also slowly closed.

Through the slowly shrinking crack in the door, Bao Zhengzheng's old mother's words came from inside.

"Go downstairs and throw out the trash, you son of no fun!"

"Follow the order, my mother!"

Needless to say, I am afraid that his old mother has already sensed his presence since he entered the community.

That's why he lurked behind the door early in the morning and waited for him to appear.

It was really too careless, and they lost a round as soon as they met each other. I hope that Shuhu and Shallot Pancake, who were caught in, can survive the second round-without revealing their secrets!
That's right, before coming here, Shuhu gave him an idea, that is, to follow the plan.

Shuhu has an immortal technique, similar to the disguise technique in the mortal world, which can temporarily transform into another person's appearance.

Therefore, as long as Shuhu uses this fairy trick to change his appearance into the appearance of Bao Zhengzheng's ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu, he can successfully deceive Bao Zhengzheng's old mother.

However, a fake is a fake after all, so how can Bao Zheng's old mother know about his ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu, so he won't notice the difference between Shu Hu and his ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu.

Moreover, this fairy art is limited by time and conditions, the time is very abundant, there is a whole day, as for the conditions, it is more stringent, it is not allowed to let out loud farts.

How is it possible to not let out loud farts for a whole day, even fairies have to fart, okay?

"Oh, Shu Hu, my life and death depend on your acting skills, come on."

Bao Zhengjing looked at Shuhu, who had transformed into his ex-girlfriend Xiaoshu, through the ever-shrinking door crack, and conveyed his thoughts with his eyes.

As for the scallion pancakes, it's not a big problem, as long as it's an unwanted child who was thrown into the trash can, and he happened to pick it up when he was picking up trash, and that's OK.

Shu Hu returned Bao Zhengzheng with a confident smile, so that he didn't need to worry too much.

Farting loudly or something, how could she, the little fairy of Kowloon Island in the nine heavens and the eastern sky, fart at such a critical moment.
"puff--!"

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Oh shit, it's over!
The door was completely shut.

Holding two bags of garbage in both hands, he stood outside the door in a daze.

"Just now. Did I have an auditory hallucination just now?"

"It must be like this, yes, it must be like this. How could such a dramatic thing happen?"

"I must have not woken up from the wine I drank last night, and I was too nervous to hear the sound of closing the door as farting."

However, at this moment, his cell phone rang, and it was the sound of a text message.

He texted early in the morning, but besides 10086, he really couldn't think of anyone else.

When the package is properly unlocked, click on the information to see it.

"After taking out the garbage, find a nearby shithole and jump into it to drown yourself, then return to your soul and explain to me—signature, your mother!"

(End of this chapter)