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Chapter 442 Today, a Set of Signal Lights Are Installed at the Head of the Village
Chapter 442 Today, a Set of Signal Lights Are Installed at the Head of the Village
"Hey-hey-hey-hey-"
In this way, Yang 1 and Yang 2 were forced to run back and forth like sand sculptures with bare feet under Bao Zhengzheng's lustful power.
They were running panting, they were sweating profusely, and they were cursing in their hearts.
However, they dare not speak out when they are angry!
One was afraid that scolding him would reveal his identity, and the other was as tired as a dog and had no chance or energy to scold him.
Kang Shaifu, Di Lingling and others were puzzled by Bao Zhengzheng's method of identifying monsters.
Why let the two keep running around?
Is there any mysterious level among them that they, mortal practitioners, cannot comprehend?
As for this, Bao Zhengjing didn't say a word, he was paying attention to which of Yang 1 and Yang 2 had the slipperiest feet.
As long as one of the two of them accidentally falls due to slippery feet, he will rush up to say hello with a pan as soon as possible.
Only cunning monsters have the characteristics of slippery feet, and this is the only way Bao Zhengzheng uses to identify monsters.
System: "The author asks the host to become unhappy!"
Instead of being unhappy?Doesn't that mean I'm brainless?
Bao Zhengzheng frowned and was a little unhappy. Although his IQ was not as high as 1, he had once won No. [-] in the entire class, okay?
At this moment, I saw that Yang Er was too tired to run anymore, look how tired this little brother was, how much sweat he shed during the trot back and forth.
"Hey, as I said before, I didn't stop and no one was allowed to stop. I can't bear to run a small marathon at a young age. How can you add bricks and tiles to the motherland in the future? Keep running !"
Bao stood up and spoke seriously, ordering Yang Yi to keep running.
This little brother Yang Er is so pitiful, after wiping away his sweat and tears, he let go of his feet and was about to run, but in the end, he stepped on the ground and didn't know if it was Yang Yi's sweat stains or his own,' Gudong' fell down.
When Bao Zhengzheng saw this scene, he was ecstatic immediately, picked up the frying pan and shouted: "Haha, now the fox's tail is exposed, the monster will die!!"
Just when Bao Zhengzheng shouted these words, Yang 1 was running to the place where Yang 2 fell. He panicked instantly and said to himself: Impossible. I obviously hid it very well. I even pretended to be running back and forth. You have to be panting and sweating like a human being, how could you be exposed!
However, seeing that Bao Zheng was flying towards them with the frying pan in his hands, and there was a cold death breath exuding from the frying pan, he knew that under this blow, he would definitely end up in ashes.
Under strong psychological pressure and the physical and mental fatigue caused by deliberately running for nearly ten kilometers as a mortal, Yang Yi, who was transformed into a monster, finally couldn't help but explode!
"Ma Dan, I won't play with you anymore!!"
Yang 1 suddenly exploded, releasing a large amount of black air from his arm, turning into a shield to block the serious pan, only to find that the black air on his arm was being sucked by the pan little by little. Walk.
The monster Yang Yi was shocked. He had no idea that the opponent's pan had such an absorption function. In desperation, he chose to transform into Di Lingling.
From the observation he had just made while hiding in the basement, he knew that the relationship between the two people was extraordinary. This is what the monster thought. When facing his sweetheart, even if he knew that the other person was fake, he would instantly fall in love with her. There was a little bit of a pause.
After seizing this brief opportunity, he can use escapism to escape this crisis. After that, he is rearranging the layout to let this group of people kill each other.
"As long as these people are still in the Demonic Heaven Barrier, there will only be one fate waiting for them, and that is to become my puppets obediently."
"Boom".
The attack came too suddenly, giving the monster Yang 1 no chance to react.
Because the pan was absorbing the black energy on his arm, and at the same time, it slapped his cheek from left to right without any delay.
why? !
Why would he do anything to face such a girl's face? ! ?
And still choose places that can make people ugly? !
Could it be that I misjudged this man? On the surface, he looks indecisive and emotional, but in fact, hidden inside this body is a soul that is decisive in killing and good at killing girls to prove the truth!
Terrible, this man.
In fact, Bao Zhengzheng was completely confused until now. Even the pan hitting the opponent was due to inertia.
He originally thought that Yang 1, who had slippery feet, was transformed into a monster, but before the noodle of the pan could fall on Yang 1's face, Yang 2 came forward and pressed his cheek against his. Pot noodles.
At this moment, he hasn't seen clearly that the monster has abandoned Yang Ming's appearance and changed into Di Lingling's appearance.
However, Di Lingling, who was transformed into a monster, was slapped by the serious frying pan by accident, and flew to where Di Lingling was standing at such a tricky angle, and then the two collided in such a dramatic way Finally, they hugged and rolled on the spot for six full laps before they broke up.
Everyone looked at Di Lingling, who was lying on the ground with the same swollen forehead, and was speechless for a moment.
"Two Moms"
Yang Ming looked at the two Di Linglings, their mouths were open enough to fit a microphone, then he looked at Kang Sunfu, then at Bao Zhengjing, and muttered, "That's it, Dad and Uncle can share one mother with each other."
Bao Zhengjing quickly blocked the mouth of the little brother, what kind of nonsense is this talking about?
Then he signaled Kang Sunfu to use a simple but not gorgeous bracelet to restore Yang Ming, the little brother.
Looking at the two Di Linglings who woke up at the same time, Bao Zhengzheng sighed helplessly: "A'ou. The second real and fake Monkey King competition has officially started."
Di Lingling No. 1: "I won't complain, just get rid of the counterfeit goods!"
Di Lingling No. 2: "Are you so anxious to get rid of yourself?"
Di Lingling No. 1: "Oh, obviously you are the fake one."
Di Lingling No. 2: "You say I'm a fake, do you have evidence?"
Di Lingling No. 1: "It's just killing a monster. What kind of evidence is needed, at worst, we can pack a pot and just record a frying pan."
Di Lingling No. 2: "Okay, one life is worth one life, as long as I can kill this monster like you."
Kang Shaifu quickly stood up and persuaded; "Don't be impulsive. Didn't Brother Bao use the method of running barefoot to identify the monster before? You two can just do it again according to the original method. It's not a mistake. You lost your life for a monster."
When the two heard this, they started to take off their shoes.
Bao Zhengzheng rushed out to stop him, the nervous and terrified expression on his face almost made people think that the person who took off his shoes was Da Mimi.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey-hey-hey-hey-"
In this way, Yang 1 and Yang 2 were forced to run back and forth like sand sculptures with bare feet under Bao Zhengzheng's lustful power.
They were running panting, they were sweating profusely, and they were cursing in their hearts.
However, they dare not speak out when they are angry!
One was afraid that scolding him would reveal his identity, and the other was as tired as a dog and had no chance or energy to scold him.
Kang Shaifu, Di Lingling and others were puzzled by Bao Zhengzheng's method of identifying monsters.
Why let the two keep running around?
Is there any mysterious level among them that they, mortal practitioners, cannot comprehend?
As for this, Bao Zhengjing didn't say a word, he was paying attention to which of Yang 1 and Yang 2 had the slipperiest feet.
As long as one of the two of them accidentally falls due to slippery feet, he will rush up to say hello with a pan as soon as possible.
Only cunning monsters have the characteristics of slippery feet, and this is the only way Bao Zhengzheng uses to identify monsters.
System: "The author asks the host to become unhappy!"
Instead of being unhappy?Doesn't that mean I'm brainless?
Bao Zhengzheng frowned and was a little unhappy. Although his IQ was not as high as 1, he had once won No. [-] in the entire class, okay?
At this moment, I saw that Yang Er was too tired to run anymore, look how tired this little brother was, how much sweat he shed during the trot back and forth.
"Hey, as I said before, I didn't stop and no one was allowed to stop. I can't bear to run a small marathon at a young age. How can you add bricks and tiles to the motherland in the future? Keep running !"
Bao stood up and spoke seriously, ordering Yang Yi to keep running.
This little brother Yang Er is so pitiful, after wiping away his sweat and tears, he let go of his feet and was about to run, but in the end, he stepped on the ground and didn't know if it was Yang Yi's sweat stains or his own,' Gudong' fell down.
When Bao Zhengzheng saw this scene, he was ecstatic immediately, picked up the frying pan and shouted: "Haha, now the fox's tail is exposed, the monster will die!!"
Just when Bao Zhengzheng shouted these words, Yang 1 was running to the place where Yang 2 fell. He panicked instantly and said to himself: Impossible. I obviously hid it very well. I even pretended to be running back and forth. You have to be panting and sweating like a human being, how could you be exposed!
However, seeing that Bao Zheng was flying towards them with the frying pan in his hands, and there was a cold death breath exuding from the frying pan, he knew that under this blow, he would definitely end up in ashes.
Under strong psychological pressure and the physical and mental fatigue caused by deliberately running for nearly ten kilometers as a mortal, Yang Yi, who was transformed into a monster, finally couldn't help but explode!
"Ma Dan, I won't play with you anymore!!"
Yang 1 suddenly exploded, releasing a large amount of black air from his arm, turning into a shield to block the serious pan, only to find that the black air on his arm was being sucked by the pan little by little. Walk.
The monster Yang Yi was shocked. He had no idea that the opponent's pan had such an absorption function. In desperation, he chose to transform into Di Lingling.
From the observation he had just made while hiding in the basement, he knew that the relationship between the two people was extraordinary. This is what the monster thought. When facing his sweetheart, even if he knew that the other person was fake, he would instantly fall in love with her. There was a little bit of a pause.
After seizing this brief opportunity, he can use escapism to escape this crisis. After that, he is rearranging the layout to let this group of people kill each other.
"As long as these people are still in the Demonic Heaven Barrier, there will only be one fate waiting for them, and that is to become my puppets obediently."
"Boom".
The attack came too suddenly, giving the monster Yang 1 no chance to react.
Because the pan was absorbing the black energy on his arm, and at the same time, it slapped his cheek from left to right without any delay.
why? !
Why would he do anything to face such a girl's face? ! ?
And still choose places that can make people ugly? !
Could it be that I misjudged this man? On the surface, he looks indecisive and emotional, but in fact, hidden inside this body is a soul that is decisive in killing and good at killing girls to prove the truth!
Terrible, this man.
In fact, Bao Zhengzheng was completely confused until now. Even the pan hitting the opponent was due to inertia.
He originally thought that Yang 1, who had slippery feet, was transformed into a monster, but before the noodle of the pan could fall on Yang 1's face, Yang 2 came forward and pressed his cheek against his. Pot noodles.
At this moment, he hasn't seen clearly that the monster has abandoned Yang Ming's appearance and changed into Di Lingling's appearance.
However, Di Lingling, who was transformed into a monster, was slapped by the serious frying pan by accident, and flew to where Di Lingling was standing at such a tricky angle, and then the two collided in such a dramatic way Finally, they hugged and rolled on the spot for six full laps before they broke up.
Everyone looked at Di Lingling, who was lying on the ground with the same swollen forehead, and was speechless for a moment.
"Two Moms"
Yang Ming looked at the two Di Linglings, their mouths were open enough to fit a microphone, then he looked at Kang Sunfu, then at Bao Zhengjing, and muttered, "That's it, Dad and Uncle can share one mother with each other."
Bao Zhengjing quickly blocked the mouth of the little brother, what kind of nonsense is this talking about?
Then he signaled Kang Sunfu to use a simple but not gorgeous bracelet to restore Yang Ming, the little brother.
Looking at the two Di Linglings who woke up at the same time, Bao Zhengzheng sighed helplessly: "A'ou. The second real and fake Monkey King competition has officially started."
Di Lingling No. 1: "I won't complain, just get rid of the counterfeit goods!"
Di Lingling No. 2: "Are you so anxious to get rid of yourself?"
Di Lingling No. 1: "Oh, obviously you are the fake one."
Di Lingling No. 2: "You say I'm a fake, do you have evidence?"
Di Lingling No. 1: "It's just killing a monster. What kind of evidence is needed, at worst, we can pack a pot and just record a frying pan."
Di Lingling No. 2: "Okay, one life is worth one life, as long as I can kill this monster like you."
Kang Shaifu quickly stood up and persuaded; "Don't be impulsive. Didn't Brother Bao use the method of running barefoot to identify the monster before? You two can just do it again according to the original method. It's not a mistake. You lost your life for a monster."
When the two heard this, they started to take off their shoes.
Bao Zhengzheng rushed out to stop him, the nervous and terrified expression on his face almost made people think that the person who took off his shoes was Da Mimi.
(End of this chapter)
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