Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 583

Hearing Bao Zhengjing's slightly appreciative words, Uncle Vegetable Farmer looked up at the sky with a proud expression on his face.

"I don't have any advantages, but I'm a bit versatile. I've already applied for a patent for the logo. You can see it if you want to. If you want to steal it and use it, you have to think about it."

It can be seen that Uncle Vegetable Farmer has a strong sense of copyright, which is definitely not what a vegetable farmer should have.

This made Bao Zhengzheng pay more attention to this person.

"Uncle, where is that Che Douzi? What has Che Douzi become?"

The Akita boy with little stars in his eyes asked the vegetable farmer like a curious baby.

This guy, did he really believe what Uncle Vegetable Farmer said about tractors being deformable?

Anyway, without witnessing it with his own eyes, he wouldn't believe anything.

But he didn't believe it, but the Akita boy believed it [-]% of the time.

Feeling the hot eyes of the Akita boy, the vegetable farmer was also happy to explain to the other party the location of the various parts of the tractor after the deformation, "This truck is gone. Didn't you hear clearly just now? It's turned over and folded! .”

The Akita boy blinked at the little star, pointed to the seat of Uncle Vegetarian, and continued to ask: "What about the driver's seat? It's the one you're sitting on now."

Uncle Vegetable Farmer stared wide-eyed, and replied: "Of course the driver's seat is gone. Didn't you just say that it was folded in the middle, and it has to be closed in the end."

Hearing this, Bao Zhengzheng couldn't help flashing such a picture in his mind. After the driver's seat was closed, the uncle vegetable farmer sitting in the driver's seat and those sitting in the back were crowded with each other. Like the one-armed nun assassinating Emperor Kangxi.

I couldn't help but complained for a while: "If that's the case, don't they all have to be squeezed to death?"

Uncle Vegetable Farmer lit a cigarette for himself, exhaled a puff of thick smoke with a bit of vicissitudes, and said in a hoarse voice: "Who says it's not, so I haven't used it since the modification, just because I'm afraid of being squeezed to death." You can't get out of it."

"However, isn't there a cartoon that said that people can get nothing without sacrifice, and in order to get something, they need to pay the same price."

Bao Zhengjing couldn't help but give the other party a blank look, thinking that your one-time transformation is too high-end, but it seems useless at all!
Disposable gloves, disposable chopsticks, disposable condoms, all have a disposable function, but this disposable tractor is deformed, it seems to be useless at all, and once deformed, the person will not be able to get out what?
This does not seem to be called a one-time transformation, it should be called only one transformation in a lifetime.

Didn't see Bao Zheng's white eyes, the vicissitudes of the vegetable farmer continued to smoke, and continued to say in a hoarse voice: "I, I want to wait for me to deliver vegetables to Dikeng Village when I am too old to move. Never die in a bed at home or in a hospital bed."

"If I want to die, I have to lie on this tractor and die. I must press this button with my own hands before I close my eyes, and try this ultimate tractor transformation that can only be played once in a lifetime."

The people sitting with the fresh fruits and vegetables couldn't help wiping away their sweat.

However, I can't help but admire Uncle Vegetable Farmer's ultimate catalog of free and unrestrained life.

But if you think about it this way, this tractor is, in a sense, the coffin of the vegetable farmer.

Thinking that they were sitting on coffins now, everyone felt a creepy shock in their hearts.

However, among the crowd, only the young Akita dog was surprised. He looked at the generous back of the slightly vicissitudes of the vegetable farmer in front of him, and said with emotion: "I really didn't expect that a small In the county town, it turned out to be such a crouching tiger, hidden dragon, and I seemed to see that my life trajectory was about to change a little bit because of this legendary vegetable farmer."

Bao Zhengzheng ignored the sand sculpture, he felt that the uncle vegetable farmer driving the tractor was not as simple as it appeared on the surface.

System: "Easy? It's easy for someone who can drive a transforming tractor?"

Bao Zhengzheng: "Don't come out to show your presence, it's about time to give me some welfare tasks."

System: "It's almost there, just wait."

Bao Zhengzheng didn't think that he just said it casually, and the system was really going to issue a task for him.

This is impossible! Now, in his situation, he is limited by the law of heaven and can only use three immortal spells a day, and then he has to face the entire Dikeng Village. I don’t know how powerful this Dikeng Village is. If the Three Fat Immortal Technique can't handle it, I probably have to call to shake people.

"Brother, listen to what you said, you have loosened the vegetables for Dikeng Village for many years, right?"

Bao Zhengjing always felt that there was something secret about this uncle vegetable farmer, so he was going to see if he could get some useful information out of his tricks.

Uncle Vegetable Farmer nodded, "Dikeng Village, well, it's been many years."

Since this vegetable farmer has been delivering vegetables to Dikeng Village for many years, he should know something inside.

Bao Zhengzheng saw that the cigarette in the opponent's mouth was almost up to the end of the cigarette, so he reached out his hand to the husky Li Luoke, motioning the opponent to give him a cigarette.

Then, he handed the big front door of Husky Li Locke to Uncle Vegetable Farmer, and asked by the way, "Since when did Big Brother start this business?"

Uncle Vegetable Farmer took a look at the big front door, then took out his little panda, lit one and smoked it himself, "Let's think about it, let's start from 95, I remember that the Spring Festival Gala was the spicy shredded chicken served by teacher Zhao Lirong. "

The young Akita dog interjected, "Uncle, that skit is called "So Packaged", not spicy shredded chicken."

Uncle Vegetable Farmer coughed after being choked by the smoke, "It's almost the same. Our ancestors were all vegetable farmers, and they have delivered vegetables to Dikeng Village for several generations."

Hearing this, Bao Zhengjing's eyes lit up immediately, "Oh, it's a century-old inheritance, so Dikeng Village is your regular customer."

Uncle Vegetable Farmer nodded lightly, and replied: "Yes, the ancestors in the village have grown old, sick and died from eating our vegetables for generations. Our family has also developed from riding a donkey backwards to today's deformed tractor."

The eyes of Uncle Vegetable Farmer looking at his 'mount' are full of pampering and love. It can be seen that it is really not easy for their Vegetable Farmer family to come to this day.

Several generations have been connected with Dikeng Village. If it is said that the vegetable farmer in front of him doesn't know the inside story, no one will believe it.

"Brother, how much money do you make this month?" Bao Zhengzheng continued to ask as if chatting.

He knew that when dealing with such an experienced 'businessman', he must not show his feet in the slightest.

So, he acts like a curious boy like an Akita boy.

Uncle Vegetable Farmer didn't have any doubts, and answered truthfully: "It's only about three to four thousand yuan. It's not a lot of money, it's all hard-earned money."

(End of this chapter)