Since I am Dasha Chun

Chapter 1 I am Dashachun

Chapter 1 I am Dashachun

"Dachun, the ratio of men to women in our country is completely out of balance. In the future, there will be tens of millions of men in our country who will be single. Do you think this includes you?"

An old-looking boy in school uniform was putting coins into the slot machine.

"It must include me! Aren't you talking nonsense? Charlotte, what should I do?"

asked the other big, goofy man with a liquid popsicle.

"Go after Ma Dongmei, just do what I taught you before, stalk and fight hard!" Charlotte said earnestly.

"If you don't seize the opportunity at school, you will be doomed in the society later." Charlotte turned around and put coins into the slot machine again.

"The college entrance examination is coming soon, so what should I do with my studies?" the big fool asked with his head tilted.

Charlotte turned her head, very helpless.

"Is this something you should consider? Dachun, let me tell you, you are different from others, don't waste your time on studying, let alone go to college!" Charlotte continued.

"Tell your mother, let your mother use all the money for your college education to buy a house, buy a house within the second ring road, who would compete with a fool?"

Dasha thought for a moment, then happily said: "Okay! That's it."

After talking about inserting coins, the slot machine made a winning sound!

"Charlotte, I hit it! Charlotte, I hit it for the first time!"

Dasha danced happily.

Ding!
In the parallel world, another man who was playing a slot machine also got hit at the same time, but the slot machine sparked with lightning all the way and knocked him down.

A burst of white light made the man fall to the ground, his consciousness traveled along the slot machine to the dancing Dasha.

"Dachun, Dachun, why are you still foaming at the mouth?" Charlotte shook Dachun.

Dachun's consciousness is fuzzy.

What's going on, where am I?
"Are you Charlotte?" A arrogant gangster led a few younger guys and patted Charlotte on the shoulder.

"go!"

"What are you doing?" Dachun subconsciously stood up and shouted at the man.

Snapped!
The little gangster slapped Dachun's face, and then roared!
"roll!"

Su San shook her dizzy head and looked at the crowd in bewilderment.

Shen Teng?This is?
Then Dachun's consciousness gradually merged with him.

I've time-traveled to Charlotte's annoyance, and I've become a big fool?
Ding!
[Side mission: Teach the gangster a lesson with Charlotte.Task reward: 5 yuan. 】

Fortunately, okay, as expected, I brought the system with me when I traveled through time!

In the original book, just roll and roll didn't appear, this fucking doesn't fit Su San's character!
Although the gangsters on the other side look like dogs, don't think that I am bigger than them now, and I might not be able to please them in a real fight. In the 90s, the law and order was not very good, and they might even have murder weapons.

"Brother, I have something to say." Charlotte was still aware of current affairs.

"This place is too small, why don't you go and talk in another place?" The gangster dragged Charlotte out of the game room, ignoring the big fool next to him.

Su San followed quietly.

This has to be considered in the long run, as long as you persist, and Teacher Wang will come over later, will someone take care of them? !
Along the way, Su San was thinking, who is not good to wear, wearing a Dasha Chun, wearing a Yuan Hua, at least he is a rich second generation!
Then I thought again, if I wear Charlotte, it won't work, I don't have any music bacteria, and I can't copy songs even if I copy them.

Come on, take one step at a time, there is a system anyway!

"System, are there any martial arts cheats?" Su San asked.

[Host, you can recite silently in your heart, there is no need to shout out, like a fool. 】

"Uh, what do you mean by acting like a fool?" Su San thought to himself.

[There are no martial arts cheats for the time being, there may be some after completing the task, and the host needs to explore by himself. 】

Well, looking at the bare system panel in his mind, Su San knew it was useless to ask.

"The fuck is your name Charlotte?" Chen Kai, a social man with a fat head and big ears, showing his belly button and a chubby belly, stumbled and said.

Charlotte, who was pulled down, stood up timidly.

"You're fucking crazy, you!" Chen Kai swung his thick arms, pushed Charlotte, and forced him to the corner.

"Let me tell you, don't bully me, I jump over the building, my head is not working well." Charlotte pointed to the tall building in the distance.

"Mom, who are you trying to scare? Just fuck with whoever you want to use your head with, right?" Chen Kai patted his round bald head hard and spat Xingzi in Charlotte's face.

"Don't be crazy! If you don't inquire about this area, who doesn't know my elder brother Chen Kai!" added the flamboyant gangster who had dragged Charlotte over before.

"Brother Chen Kai!" Charlotte huddled in the corner.

"I'm telling you, Qiu Ya is my younger brother and sister, you fucking stay away from her, do you hear me?" Chen Kai pointed at Charlotte and approached him.

"Did you hear that?" He slapped her again.

"Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear?!!!" Then he used his hands and feet together, even picked up his own big slippers, making Charlotte tremble.

"Brother, from now on, I will buy out the title of your younger brother!" Charlotte, who was beaten to the corner, took out a crumpled green 100 yuan note from her pocket.

"What do you mean by giving me money?" Chen Kai threw away his slippers.

It's now!Su San found the right time and rushed over with the stick.

"Charlotte, I'm here to save you!" Su San held a wooden stick and stood behind the gangster.

"Tell you to get out? Are you deaf?" The former gangster found out that it was a big fool, and frowned.

"Charlotte, Dachun, what's the matter with you?"

Ma Dongmei came running from a distance, she saw Su San copying a wooden stick and walking furtively, so she followed with her javelin.

"Stop!" Ma Dongmei saw a group of punks, realized the situation, and shouted loudly.

"My sister is so exciting!" Chen Kai, who was as fat as a pig, became interested when he looked at Ma Dongmei in school uniform.

A group of gangsters subconsciously ignored the big stupid guy holding a wooden stick.

I wipe it!ignore me?

Su San was speechless for a while.

Why is Ma Dongmei here?In order to prevent Ma Dongmei from intervening, I did not notify her according to the original plot. It is better to call the police than to find her, and it is better to find Teacher Wang.

She was probably nearby. Dachun happened to meet her before and told her. No wonder she arrived so promptly.

Reasonable.

"Dachun, good brother!" Charlotte said gratefully when she saw Su San coming back.

"What are you doing here? Hurry up! It's enough to have me here in Spring."

Charlotte dragged Ma Dongmei, not wanting her to be in danger.

"Charlotte, Dachun, are they bullying you?" Ma Dongmei looked at a group of gangsters, her hand holding the javelin couldn't help shaking.

"Go quickly, it has nothing to do with you, go!" Charlotte shouted.

"Brother, uh uh, do you know my little sister?" The fat Chen Kai put on his coat again, he stared at Ma Dongmei's body, and walked over with a lustful expression.

A group of younger brothers around them laughed jokingly.

"This is our neighbor, brother!" Charlotte didn't want to get hurt on her side, so she could only make connections.

Damn, relying on Dachun and Ma Dongmei, it's better for me to face it alone, they probably dragged themselves down.

"Charlotte, Dachun, how can you get along with this group of stinky hooligans?" Ma Dongmei said innocently.

As soon as Su San heard this, she secretly thought that it was not good, and the atmosphere that was finally relieved was destroyed by her.

Forget it, for the mission, I have to fight them.

"Say it again!" the little gangster said angrily from behind.

"Don't talk nonsense! Ma Dongmei!" Charlotte was also angry.

"This is my elder brother. Hurry up and walk around, Dachun and I are getting together with elder brother!"

"How have you become like this?"

Ma Dongmei looked at Charlotte in front of her, and Dachun with an innocent face, and said in a slightly crying voice.

"What have I become?"

"No, Ma Dongmei, do you not understand human language?"

"Don't always pretend to understand me! Let me tell you, I've always been like this! Get the hell out of me!" Charlotte was so angry that she grabbed Ma Dongmei and wanted her to leave.

"You fucking talk to my sister-in-law Liang like that!" Chen Kai saw Xia Luo getting angry, grabbed his hair and pulled him down.

"Don't be afraid, sister, ah ha ha, you are carrying a big toothpick to pick my brother's teeth?"

Chen Kai looked at the javelin in Ma Dongmei's hand and slowly approached it.

The gangsters on the side pushed Su San and Xia Luo away, and followed Chen Kai to approach Ma Dongmei.

"Don't come here, your big fat butt is covered in oil, you smell shameless, bah!" Ma Dongmei spat at Chen Kai after she finished speaking.

"Oh, let me wipe it!" Chen Kai touched his face and smelled it, enjoying it very much.

Damn, fuck it!
Su San put the big wooden stick aside, secretly picked up two bricks, gave one to Charlotte, and gave him a look to signal.

"Hey, what's going on in this big spring today, it doesn't look like the stupid big guy before?" Charlotte took the brick and thought to himself.

 The new book "Your Lucky Is the Master" is released, you can read it if you like it.

  
 
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