Since I am Dasha Chun

Chapter 199 Chen Xuanzang's Request
"I think back then, I took two watermelon knives and chopped from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. I chopped back and forth for three days and three nights. Blood flowed like a river, but I just started with the knife and dropped the knife with my hand. Luo, without blinking a glance!" Sun Wukong pointed to Chen Xuanzang and said.

"If you don't blink for such a long time, will your eyes dry out?" Chen Xuanzang asked.

"What will happen if I do it, and what will happen if I don't do it?" Sun Wukong asked.

"Does that have anything to do with what I said?"

"I'm just curious..." Chen Xuanzang said.

I'm down!
Su San tilted her head straight as she listened.

Brother, don't change the subject, you are about to evolve into a Tang monk who talks about Journey to the West.

"Don't you understand the point of what I said?" Sun Wukong said.

"Am I talking about things that your eyes can do?"

"I was just thinking, how long have you kept your eyes dry for so long?" Chen Xuanzang said.

"Don't fucking tell me that your eyes are dry or don't fuck!" Sun Wukong was furious.

He was about to kick Chen Xuanzang, but fortunately Chen Xuanzang was clever and got up and dodged his kick.

"Damn you!" Sun Wukong chased him for a long time but failed to catch up with him.

"Mr. Sun, calm down, Mr. Sun, that's not what I meant!" Chen Xuanzang said.

"Hey, great sage, calm down, that's not what he meant." Su San couldn't stand it anymore, and tried to persuade him.

"Su San, don't worry about it. This is between me and him. I said I kill people without blinking an eye. If you ask me if my eyes are dry, okay, I will show you. Do you think my eyes are dry?" He said from Chen Xuanzang They took out the sugar cane stored before and prepared to chop it off with bare hands, but three or two were broken.

In the end, it was reduced to one, and after it was severed, it was shown to Su San and Chen Xuanzang, "Did you see it, did you see it?"

"I see." Chen Xuanzang said, but his eyes were on his retracted left hand, which was still bleeding.

"Take out everything else, I'll smash it all for you, take it out!" Sun Wukong pointed at Chen Xuanzang and said.

After hearing this, Chen Xuanzang immediately took out a fruit from his luggage, which he and Su San picked up along the way.

There was no money for this, but no one came to chase after him to sleep.

Chen Xuanzang placed the fruit on the stone table, and then looked at Monkey King.

The Monkey King pointed to the durians on the stone table, lost in thought.

Luckily it wasn't pointing at me, Su San thought to herself.

If it was pointed at me, I immediately took out the bath tub that the goddess used to take a bath. Who asked me what I was doing every time I sent a message when I was licking a dog before. The goddess stopped talking and I went to take a bath.

Take it out and let Monkey King smash your tub!
hum!

"So you young people really can't reason with you. You said you asked me to borrow something, so I lent it to you. You said, I lent it to you~" Monkey King said after a moment of silence.

"Mr. Sun!" Chen Xuanzang pushed the durian towards Sun Wukong.

"I won't eat, thank you." Sun Wukong refused.

"Look at the young people you have today. They are frivolous and impetuous. I personally think it is better to be more down-to-earth. Look, Su San is very good. Chen Xuanzang, you have to learn from him." Sun Wukong said.

"Mr. Sun, Su San is good, but this?" Chen Xuanzang held the durian again and handed it to Monkey King.

"Don't do this with me, fight yourself if you want to eat." Monkey King pointed at him and said.

"I didn't want to eat it, you asked me to take it out and smash it for you..." Chen Xuanzang explained.

"I...!" Sun Wukong clenched his fists after hearing this.

Then he rushed towards the stele, clawed at it with his claws angrily, trying to get rid of the stele.

"Crackling!"

Then a burst of lightning exploded from his hand, and then sparks burst out, and Sun Wukong was also sent flying a long way by the lightning bomb.

"Oh!"

Then he fell heavily on the ground, and a cut was drawn on his face in an instant, but fortunately, the cut disappeared slowly.

With a ferocious face, squinting his eyes, he roared, "Let me out!"

Then he stood up abruptly and jumped fiercely into the air, but his body was tightly entangled by the long vines coming from all around, and then he was pulled down.

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"what!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"what!"

Then he was thrown to the ground by the long vine, and it was whipped hard at him, making a crackling sound, and Sun Wukong also let out a painful howl.

"It's been 500 years, how long will you keep me locked up?!" Sun Wukong shouted towards the sky.

The sudden change surprised the other two, and Su San felt a little pain in his heart when he saw it.

"I changed it and I changed it, and I realized it suddenly. Buddha, why do you still refuse to believe me?!" Sun Wukong shouted.

"You said the Buddha didn't believe in you, so do you believe in the Buddha?" Chen Xuanzang walked over and asked calmly.

"If you really have an epiphany, the Buddha must know that he will not abandon you." Chen Xuanzang knelt down on one knee, facing the Monkey King and said.

"You mean I haven't really realized yet?" Sun Wukong approached and asked.

"Don't be obsessed with these, as long as you are dedicated to goodness, you will gain something." Chen Xuanzang said.

"Helping me subdue the pig demon is also a good opportunity for me to do good and give back to the society." Chen Xuanzang said seriously.

"It's impossible for me to help you!" Sun Wukong said.

"Do you know how I have lived these 500 years? I haven't even eaten one of my favorite bananas, woo woo woo." Monkey King said sadly.

After hearing this, Chen Xuanzang immediately took out a banana from his pocket and handed it over.

Sun Wukong looked up and saw the banana, and immediately changed his attitude: "If you want to subdue the pig demon, you must first attract it. Although the pig demon was killed by his wife and adulterers, he still loves his wife deeply. He likes to watch his wife dance under the moonlight. He also wrote a poem and gave it to his wife as a token of love. If the words are sung in the form of singing and dancing, the pig demon will come naturally."

After Monkey King finished speaking, he peeled the banana.

"And then?" Chen Xuanzang asked.

"Then leave it to me?" Sun Wukong turned around and said.

"What are you doing?" Sun Wukong asked suspiciously when he saw Chen Xuanzang's shoulders half exposed and making a charming pose.

"Su San, what's the matter with you, Chen Xuanzang? Are you a pervert?" Monkey King finally couldn't bear it anymore, and asked Su San.

Su San was also stunned by his actions, brother, do you have no battery in your heart?I look better than you when I go dancing?

"Mr. Chen, please respect yourself?" Sun Wukong said.

"puff!"

Suddenly, a graceful figure jumped down from the cave, and it turned out to be Miss Duan, the exorcist. She was just seeing Mrs. Chen Xuanzang scratching her shoulders and making a pose.

"Sorry to bother you." Miss Duan immediately turned around and made a gesture to leave.

"No, no, no, bananas are for eating!" Chen Xuanzang said, he pulled up his clothes, stood up and shouted.

"Why are you still following me?" Chen Xuanzang said.

"Who said I followed you? Can't I follow Su San? My sister's life is still uncertain in his hands. I came here to think about whether I can contribute. Besides, can't I follow you? I'm worried that you can't do it. "?" The last sentence was very tender.

(End of this chapter)