Since I am Dasha Chun

Chapter 259 Turned into a Light Bulb
"Don't talk about it, anyway, your sister hates you to the bone. I lied to her tonight and said that I will kill you, and you will be safe in the future." Zhizunbao said with squinted eyes facing the sun, his left eye turned purple, It was Qingxia who beat her up last night.

"So I want to show her a token of your body. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight treasure box, etc. do you have?" Zhizunbao winked at Su San, and then looked at Zixia said the fairy.

"Okay, but those are useless, Su San, give me my Ziqing sword, you take out the sword tonight, as long as you show it to her, she will definitely believe it!" Fairy Zixia said innocently.

This doll looks so pretty when she smiles.

Su San stood by her side, the sun shone on her smiling face, giving her a sense of otherworldliness.

beautiful!So beautiful, so beautiful!In English, it is, beautiful!

Seeing Brother Su Sanzhu's expression and Fairy Zixia's innocent appearance, Zhizunbao could only grab Ziqingbao's sword and say, "Alright!"

After saying that, he stood up, walked behind Fairy Zixia, and looked at the sword.

Fairy Zixia let out a long breath, with an indescribably disappointed expression on her face, as if she was glad to be able to get rid of her sister at last, but also felt incredible.

"Kang!"

Just as Su San was admiring her stunning beauty, there was a sound of drawing a sword suddenly from behind.

Su San turned her head sharply, only to see Supreme Treasure facing the sun, pulling out the Ziqing sword, admiring it boredly.

It's over, it's over, you were thinking of tricking you into opening it, and then I handed it over to Zixia to cheat her of her affections, why did you open it even if there was a disagreement, completely taking advantage of my unpreparedness?
Fairy Zixia also turned her head blankly, seeing that he had pulled out the sword, then looked at it, and then thrust it back in embarrassment.

Immediately, the originally mediocre back became taller, just facing the sun, and from her perspective, it was radiant.

"It's actually him?!" Fairy Zixia frowned slightly, looking confused.

Su San couldn't take his eyes off her fair and flawless face, slightly curved willow-leaf eyebrows, and slightly loose hair.

It's over, it's over, I'm going to fall.

Fairy, don’t look at the Supreme Treasure?look at me, look at me!

Only at this moment did Su San understand the meaning of the lyrics in the song "Dream Chaser" in later generations "Let me take a look, don't let the beautiful women keep their pillows!"

Oh, no, you'd better stop looking at me, continue to let me look at you, and see eternity and the end of time like this!
Bright and lively, innocence and innocence constantly emanating from Zixia's body, Su San seems to be able to smell a faint fragrance from her, delicate and pure.

Alas, it's a pity, the meat is good meat, but it's not in my own pot!

It's true that I originally turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!
Oh oh oh!
At this moment, Su San once again realized that in Journey to the West, the old monk of the black bear spirit looked at Tang Monk's cassock longingly, but he could only look at it, and could not own it.

An impulse to cry without tears emerged in the bottom of my heart.

"Will you take me to the market while it's still dark?" Fairy Zixia walked up to Supreme Treasure and said flatly.

I'm sorry!

Are you treating me like a light bulb now?

"Hey, Fairy, I know where the market is fun!" Su San volunteered, and winked at Zhizunbao by the way.

Ok?
This kid has an idea?
Is it a slap in the face?
Distract her, then steal her treasure box?

witty!

"Okay, let's go! Let's go!" Zhizunbao readily agreed after speaking.

The bustling bazaar was very lively, the gauze in the hands of the three had already been untied at this moment, Fairy Zixia leaned towards Supreme Treasure intentionally or unintentionally, while Su San was left to hang aside.

Depend on?
Are you still in love?

If we were to fall in love, wouldn't I have to show off to you?
"Hey, hey, let me go, I'll go here!" Su San didn't like it, so she inserted herself directly between Zixia and Supreme Treasure, and prepared to walk side by side like this.

"Beautiful job!" Zhizunbao gave Su San a thumbs up in his heart. He just felt that Zixia was too close, a bit unnatural.

It may be the first time we met, I have seen her magic power, and the pain of being crushed by Shimen, so I still have lingering fears.

"Why? You walked well just now, why did you intervene?" Zixia frowned, puzzled.

The second point of the secrets of chasing girls is to find the right time to show a sense of presence, if not, you have to create a sense of presence!

Just you, an inexperienced little girl, full of yearning for love, just relying on feelings, you want to make a private decision for life, ha ha, too superficial!

I, Su San, still don't believe it. After reading a whole book of cheats on picking up girls, I still can't handle you?
Yes, the book says that chasing girls should be humorous!

Let me tell a joke first!

"Fairy, let's go shopping like this, it's too boring, can I tell a joke?" Su San suggested.

I knew that Su San must have a way, he must tell a joke first, and then he can take advantage of her not paying attention, and take the Moonlight Treasure Box by the way!High, really high!

Supreme Treasure narrowed his eyes and nodded with a smile.

"What joke?" Fairy Zixia asked.

"By the way, there used to be a county magistrate who liked to brag, and his subordinates were submissive to him." Su San said.

"Just like you did to me before?" Fairy Zixia asked.

"One day, the county magistrate was bragging again and told his subordinates that yesterday a group of robbers chased me down. The leader of the robbers cut my mount in two with a knife, so I had to ride away on the front half of the horse!" Su San ignored Zixia. , Self-care said.

"Hahaha, you can ride a half horse, really!" Zhizun Bao laughed loudly as soon as Su San finished speaking.

"Is it so funny?" Zixia asked, frowning.

"Isn't it funny?" Supreme Treasure asked suspiciously.

"Hehe, I haven't finished yet." Su San said awkwardly.

"The subordinates saw that the county magistrate was bragging too much and couldn't go along with it, so they all kept their eyes open and kept silent." Su San paused.

Both Zhizunbao and Zixia looked at Su San, ready to listen to him continue.

"Then, the county magistrate got angry and asked loudly: What, you don't believe me? A subordinate replied in a low voice: My lord, your horse's ass is gone, where do you want us to shoot?!" Su San said with emotion, imitating the tone of his subordinates.

Ding!
[Skill pistachio activated, humor +10! 】

"Hehe, it's not funny." Fairy Zixia gave Su San a blank look, and the eyes were full of Supreme Treasure.

"Hahahaha, isn't this subordinate afraid of the county magistrate wearing small shoes for him?" Supreme Treasure patted his thigh and laughed.

Ding!
[Fairy Zixia’s favorability +10, obtain the Five Elements Soul Collection Technique! 】

Well, isn't it funny?Why do you increase your favorability?
Su San immediately looked at Zixia, and saw that her clear eyes were like water, she was looking at Zhizunbao charmingly, seeing Zhizunbao laughing, she also raised the corners of her mouth.

I am just acting like a licking dog here. After licking, you two bitches still say that my licking is not good enough? !
(End of this chapter)