Since I am Dasha Chun

Chapter 89 Acquired Skill: Pistachio
"Officer, my affairs are over here? Can I go?" Su San just asked, and he was still thinking about completing the side mission of making the two of them laugh.

"Oh, there is one more thing. It seems that you still beat this person?" Officer Mo pointed to Wang Dahammer, who opened his mouth wide and looked here and there, who was curious about everything.

"This man is my buddy, so we made a joke." Su San explained.

"Really?" Officer Mo looked at them and asked suspiciously.

"If you don't believe me, just ask." Su San called Wang Dahammer over.

"You know each other?" Officer Mo's expression was still serious.

"I know, I'm not familiar." Wang Dahammer shook his head and said, his expression still dull.

Ah? ? ?
Dude, I'm Su San, your roommate, we made an appointment to see the museum together, and we were cheated out of ten yuan at the same time! ! !
Su San moved his face so that it was facing her eyes.

"Sledge hammer, hammer hammer, it's me!" Su San stared into his eyes.

"Oh, Su San!" Wang Dachui blinked his eyes.

Pfft!

"Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore, I just want to laugh when I see his expression!" Su San couldn't hold back, patted his thigh and said.

"Be serious, this is the police station!" Officer Shi, who was taking notes, interrupted.

???

"What's going on, don't you think it's funny?" Su San motioned them to look at Wang Dahammer.

"Sorry, we have received strict professional training. No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh unless we really can't help it. Besides, it's really not funny." Officer Shi said with a straight face.

"En!" Officer Mo also nodded heavily.

"Then do you need to prosecute him? He intentionally hurt you. If you prosecute, he will compensate you for your medical expenses, and he has to be detained." Officer Mo said.

"Oh, if I don't press charges, I have already severely condemned him on a moral level!" Wang Dachui shook his head.

"Well, you're fine, you can go." Officer Mo issued the order to evict the guests.

Hey, hey, no, I haven't completed this line task yet.

Pistachio is a pretty good skill. Some of the skills rewarded by the system are quite nonsensical, but they are useful at critical moments. Besides, I’m not doing this for the sake of a higher score in the main line, so that I can get more derived powers. ? !
"Ahem, sledgehammer, like this, I haven't apologized yet, let me tell you a joke first, and apologize to you. If you laugh, you should forgive me, how about it?" Su San made a plan.

Officer Mo frowned, what kind of operation is this?
But he didn't bother with them, he just sorted out the information by himself.

Wang Dachui looked at Su San who was performing as if he were a fool.

"By the way, a robber jumped into the back seat of a car in a hurry. After getting in, he found that the driver and the passenger were a man and a woman looking back at him in confusion!" Su San paused.

Officers Mo and Shi became nervous and looked at him.

Maybe it was the word robber that touched the police officer's nerves.

Have a show? !
"He immediately drew out his gun and threatened [drive quickly and get rid of the police car behind, or I will kill you with one shot!]" Su San continued.

Officer Mo and Officer Shi's expressions became more serious.

Hehehe, let's see how I make you laugh out loud, Su San only feels that Uncle Guo is possessed, and there is nowhere to vent his humorous bacteria.

"Hahahaha!" Before it even started, Su San grinned to herself.

???

The other three looked at him blankly.

"Then?! The man in the co-pilot turned his face to the woman and said [Elder sister, don't panic, listen to my password and practice the movements just now?]" Su San's voice was full of emotion.

"[In first gear, easy clutch, light pedal, go.go, hey, go, hey, yes, go]"

He made a gesture of holding the steering wheel with both hands.

After a while, there was silence in the mediation room.

Wang Dachui was silent, Officer Mo was silent, and even Officer Shi, who was still writing and drawing before, put down his pen and looked at Su San without saying a word.

???

what happened?

"No, isn't it funny?" Su San looked around a few people, a little embarrassed.

What to do?Do not laugh at the two of them.

I was not born to tell jokes.

How can this be done?

Do you want to learn from Liu Xuan?Make up a mermaid story?
But it may not work, we don't have the same status as him, we don't have that sense of contrast, if we just make up a mermaid, they still think I'm crazy.

what to do?Another joke?
Wouldn't he die of embarrassment?

How much he misses his big brother at this time, Charlotte, Wang Duoyu, Shen Tengfei, tell a joke quickly, save me!

Su San was embarrassed for a moment, preparing to say something to ease his mood.

Wang Dachui turned his head suddenly, faced Su San, grabbed his body, and shook him.

"Hahahaha, the robber got into the coach car, hahahaha!" Wang Dahammer trembled all over, squinted his eyes, and turned the corners of his mouth upwards.

"The coach is teaching female students to drive in the car, hahaha! Still, still, I can't drive away!!!" Wang Dachui excitedly only slapped his thigh, arched his body, and stomped on the ground with one foot.

???

Just reacted?
This guy's reflex arc is a bit too long?
"Hehe!" Su San bitterly squeezed out a reluctant smile on his face.

Damn, it's useless to make you laugh.

Pfft!

When Police Officer Shi saw Wang Dachui's appearance, he couldn't help laughing, covered his mouth with his hand, and unexpectedly missed a few snickers.

"Hahahaha! You two are so funny!" Officer Mo saw that Officer Shi couldn't hold back, so he simply laughed.

"Hahahaha!" Officer Shi simply couldn't bear it anymore and laughed heartily.

Ding!
[Sub-task: Successfully teased the two police officers face to face.Finish!Task Reward: Skill: Pistachio. 】

Su San felt warm all over, his mind was active, and his mind was filled with a magical and different ability.

Want to try it?

"Activate the skill Pistachio!" Su San thought silently in his heart.

"Let's go, sorry, I couldn't hold back just now." Officer Shi apologized to Wang Dachui in his Cantonese Mandarin.

Why don't you laugh? Isn't it a skill that is called laughing to death?

Yes, you have to tell jokes or do funny things.

Su San thought for a moment and thought of a joke.

"By the way, a new girl in a company kept making mistakes, so she was scolded by the manager like a pig, like a pig." Su San paused after speaking.

"One time she couldn't bear it and retorted: [Manager, can you stop calling me a pig in the future? This is very hurtful!]" Su San pretended to be entangled.

"The manager nodded and said, [OK, Page!]"

Ding!
[Skill: pistachio activated, twice as funny! 】

"Ha ha ha ha!"

As soon as the words fell, Officer Mo slapped his thigh.

"Hahahaha!" Officer Shi covered his mouth desperately, and the twisting movement almost made his mouth cramp.

Tch, boring, I don't think this joke is funny at all, why are you laughing so loudly?

Su San was about to turn around and leave.

Just as Wang Dachui stopped laughing, his eyes sparkled.

"Hahahaha, Peppa! Isn't that a pig?!!!"

Wang Dachui started again. He raised the corners of his mouth at 45 degrees and squinted his eyes. This time it was different. His fairly white teeth were exposed on his sluggish face.

"Let's go!" Su San pulled out Wang Sledgehammer and left the police station with him.

(End of this chapter)