non-plastic epic

Chapter 109 "What the hell is the brick?"

Chapter 109 "What the hell is the brick?"

When I played a role-playing battle game in my previous life, I encountered several "car rollover" incidents, and one of them left a deep impression on me.I still can't forget it until now.

Because the game I was playing at that time had special rules of the game. After the damage was done, you couldn't see the opponent's blood volume. You could only rely on your own subjective judgment on the damage figures of your own damage skills to determine whether the opponent was real or not. It's off the street.

Therefore, it stands to reason that Xiang Dongliu can easily see through situations where he is pretending to be dead. In fact, in a few cases, he can't be sure.Save what kind of moth happens again.

But the only time the car rolled over was that the water turned over into the gutter.At that time, because the other party not only pretended to be dead, but had the level of Oscar statuettes multiplied by ten, but also had special skills to simulate death effects, he was speechless.This wave of overturning is really worth it, and it deserves its name!

So later in the game, there appeared a long-range profession of a thief who pretended to be dead and then used the Jedi anti-kill routine.

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Xiang Dongliu stared intently at another group of poisonous shadow needles flying towards him, and made a sharp turn to avoid it, but he seemed to be tripped by something under his feet without paying attention, and the whole person flew out horizontally, and then he He was shot by the speeding Poison Shadow Needle... in the knee.

"Bang!" The sound of falling to the ground sounded on time, and Xiang Dongliu lay on the ground straight, twitched twice, and then remained motionless like a salted fish.

Seeing this, the youth of the Tang Sect suddenly slowed down when he was about to raise his hand to launch something, and then gradually lowered it down.

Is this... the winner has already been decided?

After pondering for a while, seeing that Xiang Dongliu didn't move at all, the young man surnamed Tang from the Tang family put his heart back in his throat.After a brief tidying up, he walked towards Xiang Dongliu.

Winners should also have the attitude of a winner, and there are still follow-up services such as detoxification. The poison shadow needle, which has been tried and tested, is not so toxic in the test. Toxic damage is negligible.

The young man, who was carrying out his own psychological activities, had no intention of confirming whether his opponent was dead or going up to "make up for it" or something like that. He walked towards Xiang Dongliu, who was lying upright like a salted fish.

Maybe he didn't expect that a blunt, blunt and straightforward fool would one day be able to use such a shameless back trick.

So can the Jedi counterattack be staged?When he walked in front of Xiang Dongliu, he stopped still and turned something on himself. It should be as he thought, first to detoxify his defeated general to make him feel better, and after the detoxification, he can let him say "admit defeat" Two words, wouldn't it be better.

After that, we can wait for Xiong Bin to fulfill his promise...

When he took out a small jade bottle the size of a finger and was about to shake it, Xiang Dongliu turned over the moment he stretched out his hand from the skirt of his clothes at the right time, and picked up the bottle beside him that he deliberately tripped over with it. That golden "brick", bang!All of a sudden, the legendary melon-popping operation was staged in front of all the more than 200 students in the field.

The blood gourd scoop immediately appeared in front of his eyes, and a straight brick was immediately imprinted on his handsome and flawless face. There were no bells and whistles or other skills, only the words "quick, accurate and ruthless".

Whoosh.Like a rolling ball out of his control, the youth of the Tang Sect "rolled away" in a much more exaggerated posture than when Xiang Dongliu fell to the ground just now.

hey-hey.Xiang Dongliu sneered, based on the feel of his hands this time, he was sure that the other party's dead body was definitely not pretending to be dead like himself.This "city" is the first to go down.Then... "Who else?!!"

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A month later, three combat classes had already been held, and since the second time Xiang Dongliu knocked down the Tang Sect disciple who was expected to play hidden weapons, few people went up to look for them anymore.After all, no one wants to face an inhuman existence with rough skin and thick flesh, who is said to be a strong anesthetized poisonous needle.

Afterwards, no one proposed to show Xiang Dongliu any color, as if everyone had subconsciously ignored the small thoughts they had conspired in the past, and at the same time tacitly believed that it would be okay if they got angry with someone. I found it, and showed the color, so let him go first.

But...Xiang Dongliu quit, and everyone's facts against themselves cannot be regarded as never happening.He seemed to find a new toy, everyone subconsciously avoided him when he came, but he didn't!He was going to lean forward to find that he was uncomfortable, not for himself, but for his stunned classmates.

There are three "events" in a month, and he doesn't stop until the bell rings every time. He always scans at the beginning of each time to pick out the order of everyone, and then starts his own "passing through" mode.Pick out the people who have troubled you twice one by one to challenge the confrontation, and there is no sign of stopping from the beginning to the end.

At the beginning, all the students still expressed angrily that this guy is so ignorant, isn't it a pleasure to look for him, we don't look for you, you still come to us.I really have to teach you an even more unforgettable lesson.

But soon everyone was complaining!It's like meeting a brown cake, you can't drive it away and you can't get rid of it.And it was a shameless opponent, it was a disaster.

Learn from each other?This fellow is no match for learning, it's all about risking his life... How about root!Always have to guard against his wretched backhand.Gradually, everyone lost their temper. They just wanted to finish the work quickly, and they were a little bit of a state and idea of ​​not working hard.

I myself don't have the confidence to beat this guy at all. After so many battles, this guy's reaction and changing moves are not mentioned. The growth rate is very fast, which is astounding.What's even more powerful is that this kid can even arrange some strategic tricks in the "head-up mode" where only two people are fighting, one after another is impossible to defend against!
Everyone was a little bit stuck, and only then did they know what kind of guy they had provoked.I didn't take advantage of it, and even caused a commotion.What's even worse is that his ever-present taunting sounds would be heard from time to time during the competition.

"What's the matter, Spicy Chicken, who grew up eating only corn. It's not good to be a bitch. Why don't you go and be an algae?"

"Hehe, where are you looking at? Don't tell me that you have cataracts. Oh, by the way, you look like you have uneven hair. It should be 'glaucoma'."

And so on, such words that make people almost want to go crazy, are annoying.But whenever he loses control of his emotions, he will be caught by this guy, and after a wave of "combo moves", he finds himself lying on the ground.

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(End of this chapter)

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