non-plastic epic

Chapter 20 "Tattooed Bald Head and False Double Kill"

There is always a discrepancy between the script and the actual operation. If I were a big conspirator, I would just cry and die before any conspiracy started.

At this moment, looking at the bald head in front of him who is imposing for a while, but I don’t know what’s wrong in my mind, and I’m playing Piao’er randomly. According to the script I’ve thought up at the beginning, I should first grab the ball and dribble it. Two times, three times, three people were knocked down, and then... Of course, I ran directly with the ball in my arms. Walking is not a foul, and the result...
It was very funny, Xiang Dongliu raised his head and clutched his crotch, just like that, his nerves diverged and he was in a daze, but his eyes met the big bald head without blinking.

At that time, the novice monk with the Dharma name Shengming had a question mark face, because the little chicken in front of him was covering his lap... looked at him with strange eyes... "You... Could it be Master Rabbit?" The monk was a little uncertain.

If you're not sure, just ask.

"Master Rabbit? What Master Rabbit?" Xiang Dongliu was surprised, why did this big bald man ask such an inexplicable sentence, interrupting his thoughts.But looking at the bald ladle with slightly squinted eyes and a strange yin and yang tone in his words, for some reason, Xiang Dongliu seemed to have received a signal of the same frequency, and knew what he meant by asking Lord Rabbit, and he understood it instantly!Then he responded with a rare tacit understanding.

"Comrade, I have to say something... You are the master of the rabbit, and your whole family is the master of the rabbit!!"

"..."

"Hey, what's the matter, did you admit it? Why didn't you speak?" Xiang Dongliu felt that the atmosphere was not right, as if he had said something, he asked in a slow tone and squinted.

"Police, I'm warning you, I'm not, don't talk nonsense, someone in my family is... Then I can't help it, who let him be me, I..."

"..."

The monk was puzzled halfway through what he said... Why? An incomparable look.

"..."

"Damn it, give me the mandala fairy flower of my father! Otherwise, your old lady will not know you!" The monk was furious, and threatened with his fist.

Xiang Dongliu stopped raising his head after hearing this, and immediately put on a dry face, "Impossible, I discovered this flower first, so it should come first and then come first."

"Fart! Where's the reasoning, but ha, it's easy to deal with, come first, come first, right? I'll beat you to death. After you're beaten, I'll be the one who came first." The dark lines reappeared.

"Come on, who is afraid of whom? It's great to have tattoos. Your old lady who repairs you will not recognize you." Xiang Dongliu said fiercely, poking his neck.But looking at the stern expression, it really looks like that... Hu Shi is tough and not afraid of death.

The next second.boom!The ground suddenly shook three times.

Xiang Dongliu drew back his stiff neck, thinking that the bald man was about to make a move and had to beg for mercy. Then he found that the bald man who shamelessly called him a saint was a bit caught off guard. He looked at him with a surprised expression, thinking that he I lost my sight, it was me who suddenly made the noise.

The eyes of the two met... Both saw the surprised look in each other's eyes, it's good if it's not the other person, but at the same time they were shocked... Not good!Not the other party, it must be someone else.There is one more food grabber.

Xiang Dongliu secretly said: "Could it be another strong man I perceived at that time? Xiba! There is no end."

The monk also guessed in his heart: "This movement... It seems to be a big guy. His trump card - the ancient Fist Gate's "Dragon Tail Swing" twice a day has been used up. I hope it will... It’s better not to be too tricky.”

But often the sky does not fulfill the wishes of the people. In the sparse and undamaged jungle in the distance, an extremely huge strange orangutan pops out from nowhere. It is 20 meters tall and [-] meters wide. It has big arms and a round waist, which looks like a body. It is heavy, but the speed is not slow. After it appeared, it sniffed its black nose, and it seemed to smell something.

Xiang Dongliu and the monk looked at Xiang Dongliu's crotch in unison...
Sure enough, after the gorilla with its nose twitching identified the location of the Manduxian Yuhua, he jumped out with a big step, threw away his arms and ran straight in the direction of the two of them.

The two were shocked, "What kind of nose is smarter than a dog." No matter what, let's run for our lives.

"Drop it! What's going on here, what's going on with the gorilla, why did King Kong appear again!"

Xiang Dongliu's hands and feet were quick and he hadn't stood up straight yet, and rushed out with all his limbs like a wolf dog.The monk's reaction was not slow, and because of his strength, when he stretched his hind legs, he rushed to the front a little faster than Xiang Dongliu, who was originally behind.

"Hey! You're fouling, the starting gun hasn't fired yet, you know if you got away!"

Who cares about this?Running wildly, of course the monk did not forget to pull Xiang Dongliu out, not because he cared about him, but because Mandu Immortal Yuhua couldn't get lost and had to keep him in his sight.

The sprinting gorilla was very fast. With a few strides, it ran to the place where the mandala centipede had taken root and bloomed. He sniffed hard, although the smell that made him feel so greedy that he wanted to go crazy was very strong. Full-bodied, but... no more, the thing that made me silent for hundreds of springs and autumns, and made my hopeless heart go wild again!

The orangutan is furious!Coincidentally, there happened to be a "toy" for venting not far away, so the gorilla rushed to the boa constrictor, which was still rolling and struggling, picked it up with one hand, grabbed the head of the triangle snake, and hugged the tail of the snake with the other hand.

"Ouch!" "Hiss~"

Accompanied by a roar and a scream, the boa constrictor was torn in half from the middle, just like ordinary people tearing duck strips by hand. In an instant, the snake's internal organs and snake blood poured over the gorilla and its feet. mountain.

Xiang Dongliu, who looked back at the gorilla from time to time so that he could choose the direction of escape, saw such a scene, and shouted, "Damn, what a King Kong! Hand-splitting ghost..., no, tearing the big snake!"

But the trapped beast will still fight, not to mention the cold-blooded boa constrictor who has suddenly experienced the pain of dying.

Sure enough, the big blind snake was still whining in mid-air, but seeing the swollen cancerous tumor next to its head suddenly deflate, a jet of black and shiny venom was sprayed towards the gorilla.Orochi can predict the location of the guy who tore his body.

The gorilla's roar was only halfway through, when the voice of the poisonous "holy water" that ate his face changed instantly.

From the low-pitched anger to the broken voice scream... Finally, the severe pain caused by the corrosion of the face raised another scale in the broken voice scream, "Roar, Jie!!"

This time he was really angry. The gorilla felt that he had never suffered such pain since he became the king of several mountains and forests for hundreds of years.

Then, the angry gorilla looked up to the sky and howled wildly. He clenched his fist and hit his strong chest twice, then raised his body and jumped forward suddenly.

Earth cracks and tramples! !
"Woo!!!"

"Crackling", the top of the mountain is like a big watermelon that has been split open, and the cracks spread in an instant, and the trees, soil and rocks near the gorilla flew down, and even the thick and thick giant trees that had grown for an unknown number of years cracked. , torn from the root, and flung itself upon the crack.

The huge tree stretches across the vertical crack, making people think of a wound the size of a baby's mouth, as ridiculous as a small Band-Aid put on it.

But Xiang Dongliu didn't think it was funny at all, not at all.

Because the cave tree where Hua Jianxue is placed is not far from the crack where the gorilla stepped on it.

"Ah, Axue!!!"

"..."

"I, I want your life!"

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(End of this chapter)