non-plastic epic

Chapter 60 "Come on, Pretend"

The huge figure of the unknown creature quickly passed by Xiang Dongliu, and it was only after a glimpse that he realized how strange this unknown monster was.

One third of its front end is a slender and smooth head, but from the middle, a tall and strong belly suddenly bulges, weirdly as if a boa constrictor swallowed an elephant alive, and the remaining third is dragging behind. One of the long tails is really weird to the extreme.From a distance, I thought it was a hat ten thousand times bigger and walking on the ground.But there is no such standard hat in this world.This perverted "hat" is quite "gentlemanly".

"How can there be such a weird thing?"

Xiang Dongliu didn't have time to look carefully. With the monsters chasing after him, he only ran forward with all his strength, but his legs were as heavy as iron and lead, and it was obvious within two steps. Feel the physical strength flowing from the body to the feet.

It was as if he was a funnel, something was leaking downwards, "Damn, it's no problem to kill a horse at any time on weekdays. Now, why do I feel like I'm running less than a few hundred meters now?" It’s like a big funnel.”

This kind of situation is really too bad, and it makes him fearful. If it goes on like this, it won't take a while for him to be surrounded by the hat monsters who are chasing him.

"I know it's like this! As long as it's an exam! Plus I've always been a scumbag... No matter what form it takes, there is no good beginning or process for me. Good result!
Xiang Dongliu was a standard scumbag in his previous life. He was only very interested in things that temporarily give pleasure. Games, reading miscellaneous books, songs, and animation are all like this. He can get positive feedback pleasure without any effort. There is an indescribable inertia about everything.Therefore, such things as taking exams and studying have nothing to do with scumbags. This is the worst setting for human beings who favor high schoolmasters.

Xiang Dongliu was about to run away, but the orb in his hand was still emitting a constant gleam, which prevented these monsters from approaching.

Finally, the legs that were filled with lead turned into legs that were weighing down a mountain. With a pop, the posture under the feet became crooked.Xiang Dongliu flew out.

And the monsters behind him were also very happy when they saw this, just like a donkey discovering that the carrot hanging in front of its head flew out.Just a little bit bigger strides, and he was behind Xiang Dongliu in an instant.

The moment he fell, Xiang Dongliu's heart sank, because the orb in his hand was not stable, and it fell out of his hand and rolled onto the snow in front of him.

"Oops!" Xiang Dongliu didn't have time to look back, because he knew that as long as he turned his head for a moment, those monsters would swarm towards him, and without blinking, he would definitely become a harmonious picture.

"Grass!" Xiang Dongliu yelled wildly, quickly withdrew his subconscious face-protecting hands, and immediately put his hands under his chest into a push-up position. With a sudden force from his entire arm, combined with the forward kick from his waist and legs, Like a grasshopper, it rushed forward and got into the light shield emitted by the orb.

survived.

The monsters almost let the food escape from their mouths.

"Hiss~" Xiang Dongliu showed pain on his face, and took a breath of air-conditioning that smelled of snow. It turned out that he was caught off guard, and the wrist joint of the hand that had just supported the ground was twisted aside strangely. broke the bones in it.

But it's worth it. It's just a temporary fracture, but it can save the life hanging on the other side of the thread. It's not a loss no matter what.

But escaping is not a business that can be negotiated. Although it is not a leg that is broken, but in the case of breaking a hand, the next life-saving road will be even more difficult.

Xiang Dongliu retracted his feet from the edge of the light shield. Seeing their weird and ugly looks, these monsters knew that they were extremely difficult to deal with. If he couldn't help but ignore the light shield, suppress his fear of the orb, and suddenly give him a If some part is bitten off at once, it will be a big deal.

Although I still have a passive skill at the bottom of the box-the last stand is available, but this passive skill from the fist door only has an effect on the recovery of injuries, and can bring myself back from the state of dying.But it doesn't have the sky-defying effect of rebirth from a broken limb, so it's better to be careful.

But now that he didn't have the energy to run away again, Xiang Dongliu frowned and thought for a while, but he really had no choice, so he could only... "bend and stretch".

So he planned to be a bastard for the time being and shrink back.

Xiang Dongliu held his breath, since there was no way to escape, he had to do nothing, otherwise there was no other good way.Maybe in the next moment, someone from the Taoist Academy will come to save him from danger.

So he readjusted his breathing rhythm and tried to minimize physical exertion.

But these monsters cannot afford to wait. The years are long enough to grind a grain of sand into ashes, and it is also long enough to turn the vast sea into a field of mulberry fields.

And here is a snow-capped mountain, without mulberry fields, but a sky-shaking wave is imprisoned here, and they are also permanently imprisoned here along with this stopped wave.

"Hungry, hungry so hungry..."

Xiang Dongliu, who was concentrating, suddenly had a signal in his mind, and this signal kept conveying one meaning, that is, hunger.

There will be no other beings here, so there is only one possibility, and that is that these "hat" monsters can transmit sound to their own minds, and sound transmission can only be done at the fourth-order return to the true state. Tier [-]?
The concept of hunger is still constantly being conveyed in my mind, as if the sound of magic is pouring into my ears, extremely annoying.

"It's stupid! It's not over. You are hungry and I am hungry too. Everyone is hungry. If there is no reason, I have to listen to your complaints honestly. So why don't you let me go out and treat you to steamed lamb and steamed bears?" palm, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose and KFC. But what's the use of chattering in my head, you will never ask me to come to you Let me personally give you the idea of ​​eating.

"But...it's not impossible, Dad can think about it!"

Xiang Dongliu couldn't take it anymore and said such a long swearing, the "hat" monsters interrupted the magic sound that poured into the brain, obviously understanding what Xiang Dongliu conveyed.But seeing that they didn't respond, they just stood there in a daze, as if they were blown into melon skins by the wind and snow.

"Hey, the wind is very noisy today." Xiang Dongliu looked at the monsters who suddenly calmed down, feeling his clean head.He sighed with satisfaction.

Hey, by the way, didn't it mean that only the fourth level can transmit sound, but compared with the operation of directly inserting brain waves into someone's head, it seems to be a completely different thing.

Xiang Dongliu, who just realized it, was wondering, but these monsters slowly gathered together silently. Due to the fact that the light distance of the orb was not long enough, he couldn't see the monsters that had slowly gathered towards the center at all. They are overlapping together strangely, and inexplicable changes have taken place.

"Huh?" Xiang Dongliu raised his eyebrows when he noticed that the monsters had stopped agitating, "What's going on? Why did these inverted things stop?"

He tilted his head and murmured to himself, "Could it be because I'm putting on a posture of shrinking my head... just 'return to the shore' and leave me alone?"

The hesitation only lasted for a moment. The wavering Xiang Dongliu became bolder and slowly moved forward with the orb in his hand, "Hey! Have you been called to eat by your mother? Why is there no movement? Go on. Anyway, we have a lot of time!”

"Fuck! This, this is!"

Xiang Dongliu, who looked forward with the light of the orb, opened his eyes wide and yelled in disbelief, "It turns out that I was not called to eat by my mother, but was eaten by my mother!"

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