Chapter 181
The young girl glanced at Kakutsu calmly, and replied:
"Your boss does have a lot of weird but interesting ideas, well, then I don't doubt him."
Horn breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hello, this is my business card. If you have any ideas, you can contact me where it is written on the business card."
The young girl responded with an "oh", then casually took it and left.
Seeing her walk to the nearest trash can by the side of the road, Jiaodu threw the business card into it.
The movements were so fluent that even Jiao felt insulted.
"Fortunately, she didn't break it and throw it in." Jiaodu comforted himself.
"Come on." Uchiha Madara said indifferently to the corner.
Although the words were comforting words, it sounded like teasing.
"Thank you." Jiaodu replied helplessly.
After that, he repeated the previous process, looking for good-looking women on the street to issue business cards.
If you meet a man who looks like a woman, post it too.
"Hello, miss, let me introduce myself first, I am a..."
While Kakutsu was working, two Konoha Police Department patrol officers came to Kakutsu's back and put their hands on his shoulders.
Jiaodu subconsciously shook his shoulders and broke free.
This movement reflected Kakuzu's astonishing strength.
The patrol officer was thrown away unexpectedly, feeling a little pain, first surprised, and then watching Kakutsu warily.
Uchiha Madara's eyes turned to the Uchiha fan pattern on the patrol personnel, thinking about something, but he didn't care too much.
"Hello, what are you doing?" When the patrol officer uttered this ordinary question, he quietly put his hand on the package next to his leg, and would draw out his weapon if something went wrong.
Kakuzu is most annoyed by people patting him on the shoulder from behind, because Uchiha Kiyoshi always greets him by patting his shoulder from behind every time he comes to him using the Hiraijinjutsu.
It left him with a very bad feeling.
Kakuto turned around and said, "I'm a personnel officer. I'm recruiting employees for the company."
A patrol officer wondered, "By asking one by one on the street?"
The two of them had been staring at the stranger, Kakuzu, for some time.
Kakudu said solemnly: "That's right, the people we need are hidden in the crowd. And I have a pair of eyes that find beauty."
A patrol officer showed a comprehension expression of "I understand", and replied:
"It's the same meaning as Jiraiya-sama's taking materials for novels."
As for whether Zilai is really collecting materials, everyone knows.
The patrol officer thought that Kakuzu and Jiraiya were the same, and they just found a strange reason to strike up a conversation with the girl.
Kakuto: "Of course it's different. He strikes up a conversation in the name of collecting materials, but I'm really working."
Uchiha Madara was too lazy to explain to these two people, and made a relief:
"Don't worry, I will watch him."
The two patrol officers looked at Uchiha Madara together, raised one eyebrow, showing a puzzled look:
"May I ask who's calling?"
Uchiha Madara clenched his fists secretly, his face gradually changed.
Heart said: "I am your ancestor."
Seeing that things were not going well, Jiaodu hurriedly persuaded:
"Calm down! Shin Hachikun."
When Uchiha Madara heard the name "Shinpachi", the corners of his eyes twitched a few times awkwardly.
He didn't realize that there was anything wrong with his false identity before, but now he really felt that the name Shimura Shinpachi was very imposing.
From Uchiha Madara to Shimura Shinpachi, the difference is too great.
Uchiha Madara snorted, not speaking or doing anything was already the bottom line of his temper.
Jiaodu quickly explained their identities.
The two patrol officers were relieved when they heard Uchiha Kiyoshi's name.
After all, it is well known in the Uchiha clan that Uchiha Kiyoshi often visits the patriarch's house and has a good relationship with the patriarch.
Uchiha Fuyue often said that Uchiha Kiyoshi would be the teacher of his youngest son Uchiha Sasuke.
Of course, friends of the immediate boss should not be offended.
The two patrol officers said clearly: "You guys should have said it earlier, there was a misunderstanding, I wish you both success in your work."
Then he left with ease.
The person has already left, but Kakutsumi Uchiha Madara's expression is still a little strange.
He could understand that, after all, as an ancestor and patriarch, being ignored by his descendants would not be in a good mood.
work continues.
But at the end of the day, Jiaodu sent dozens of business cards, but no one responded positively.
Often he handed out the business card in the first hand, and others threw it away in the second hand.
Almost got reported for fraud.
On the way back to the restaurant, Jiao Du complained, "The treatment is so good, including food, accommodation, training and high salary, but why is it that no one believes it?"
Uchiha Madara replied: "People always have a considerable fear of the unknown, and they are always waiting for the first person to eat crabs. Only when someone clearly says 'crabs can be eaten' will they be able to eat crabs." There's going to be an influx of people. Someone needs to lead the charge."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"But who's coming?" Kakudo asked back.
Uchiha Madara said meaningfully: "It is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others."
Uchiha Madara's words awakened Kakuzu, and he immediately fell into deep thought.
"If I don't show my face, I can change my voice and pretend to be a young girl, or a mature and generous woman..."
But does it have to be like this?
Is it really worth it to make money in this way of being surrounded by people?
As far as Jiaodu is concerned, as long as it is not sent to death, as long as it can make money, it is worth it.
Even if he makes money like this, will he be happy?
Yes, if you have money, you will be happy.
I have carefully considered the corners, and it seems that I can really try it.
With decades of experience here, he still knows how to handle the psychology of ordinary people.
In the evening of the next day, Kakuzu sat in the live broadcast room arranged for him by Uchiha Kiyoshi.
He turned off the camera, the microphone was facing himself.
Before the broadcast started, Jiaodu adjusted his own voice, and finally found the voice of a cute girl.
The voice is soft and glutinous but not greasy, tactful but not artificial.It sounds like a fluffy bird jumping on the palm of your hand.
"It's kind of disgusting, but from what I know about men, they like this, right?"
Jiaodu suddenly regretted making this decision.
He didn't know if he could make money yet, but he was about to sell his dignity.
But they are all here, and they can't get cold feet.
Jiaodu took a deep breath, and first opened Dungeons and Fighters on the computer.
This is his live broadcast today.
Then, holding the determination of "once discovered, go to live on the moon", he pressed the "Start Live Broadcast" button.
Kakudo covered his face with a heavy heart and let out a lively voice:
"Good afternoon, everyone, have you eaten yet? Let me introduce myself first. My name is Akuya, and I won't introduce my gender. You should know it by listening to my voice, hehe! I am 76 years old..."
vomit!
Jiaodu's voice stopped abruptly, he turned off the microphone, and retched for half a minute.
(End of this chapter)
The young girl glanced at Kakutsu calmly, and replied:
"Your boss does have a lot of weird but interesting ideas, well, then I don't doubt him."
Horn breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hello, this is my business card. If you have any ideas, you can contact me where it is written on the business card."
The young girl responded with an "oh", then casually took it and left.
Seeing her walk to the nearest trash can by the side of the road, Jiaodu threw the business card into it.
The movements were so fluent that even Jiao felt insulted.
"Fortunately, she didn't break it and throw it in." Jiaodu comforted himself.
"Come on." Uchiha Madara said indifferently to the corner.
Although the words were comforting words, it sounded like teasing.
"Thank you." Jiaodu replied helplessly.
After that, he repeated the previous process, looking for good-looking women on the street to issue business cards.
If you meet a man who looks like a woman, post it too.
"Hello, miss, let me introduce myself first, I am a..."
While Kakutsu was working, two Konoha Police Department patrol officers came to Kakutsu's back and put their hands on his shoulders.
Jiaodu subconsciously shook his shoulders and broke free.
This movement reflected Kakuzu's astonishing strength.
The patrol officer was thrown away unexpectedly, feeling a little pain, first surprised, and then watching Kakutsu warily.
Uchiha Madara's eyes turned to the Uchiha fan pattern on the patrol personnel, thinking about something, but he didn't care too much.
"Hello, what are you doing?" When the patrol officer uttered this ordinary question, he quietly put his hand on the package next to his leg, and would draw out his weapon if something went wrong.
Kakuzu is most annoyed by people patting him on the shoulder from behind, because Uchiha Kiyoshi always greets him by patting his shoulder from behind every time he comes to him using the Hiraijinjutsu.
It left him with a very bad feeling.
Kakuto turned around and said, "I'm a personnel officer. I'm recruiting employees for the company."
A patrol officer wondered, "By asking one by one on the street?"
The two of them had been staring at the stranger, Kakuzu, for some time.
Kakudu said solemnly: "That's right, the people we need are hidden in the crowd. And I have a pair of eyes that find beauty."
A patrol officer showed a comprehension expression of "I understand", and replied:
"It's the same meaning as Jiraiya-sama's taking materials for novels."
As for whether Zilai is really collecting materials, everyone knows.
The patrol officer thought that Kakuzu and Jiraiya were the same, and they just found a strange reason to strike up a conversation with the girl.
Kakuto: "Of course it's different. He strikes up a conversation in the name of collecting materials, but I'm really working."
Uchiha Madara was too lazy to explain to these two people, and made a relief:
"Don't worry, I will watch him."
The two patrol officers looked at Uchiha Madara together, raised one eyebrow, showing a puzzled look:
"May I ask who's calling?"
Uchiha Madara clenched his fists secretly, his face gradually changed.
Heart said: "I am your ancestor."
Seeing that things were not going well, Jiaodu hurriedly persuaded:
"Calm down! Shin Hachikun."
When Uchiha Madara heard the name "Shinpachi", the corners of his eyes twitched a few times awkwardly.
He didn't realize that there was anything wrong with his false identity before, but now he really felt that the name Shimura Shinpachi was very imposing.
From Uchiha Madara to Shimura Shinpachi, the difference is too great.
Uchiha Madara snorted, not speaking or doing anything was already the bottom line of his temper.
Jiaodu quickly explained their identities.
The two patrol officers were relieved when they heard Uchiha Kiyoshi's name.
After all, it is well known in the Uchiha clan that Uchiha Kiyoshi often visits the patriarch's house and has a good relationship with the patriarch.
Uchiha Fuyue often said that Uchiha Kiyoshi would be the teacher of his youngest son Uchiha Sasuke.
Of course, friends of the immediate boss should not be offended.
The two patrol officers said clearly: "You guys should have said it earlier, there was a misunderstanding, I wish you both success in your work."
Then he left with ease.
The person has already left, but Kakutsumi Uchiha Madara's expression is still a little strange.
He could understand that, after all, as an ancestor and patriarch, being ignored by his descendants would not be in a good mood.
work continues.
But at the end of the day, Jiaodu sent dozens of business cards, but no one responded positively.
Often he handed out the business card in the first hand, and others threw it away in the second hand.
Almost got reported for fraud.
On the way back to the restaurant, Jiao Du complained, "The treatment is so good, including food, accommodation, training and high salary, but why is it that no one believes it?"
Uchiha Madara replied: "People always have a considerable fear of the unknown, and they are always waiting for the first person to eat crabs. Only when someone clearly says 'crabs can be eaten' will they be able to eat crabs." There's going to be an influx of people. Someone needs to lead the charge."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"But who's coming?" Kakudo asked back.
Uchiha Madara said meaningfully: "It is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others."
Uchiha Madara's words awakened Kakuzu, and he immediately fell into deep thought.
"If I don't show my face, I can change my voice and pretend to be a young girl, or a mature and generous woman..."
But does it have to be like this?
Is it really worth it to make money in this way of being surrounded by people?
As far as Jiaodu is concerned, as long as it is not sent to death, as long as it can make money, it is worth it.
Even if he makes money like this, will he be happy?
Yes, if you have money, you will be happy.
I have carefully considered the corners, and it seems that I can really try it.
With decades of experience here, he still knows how to handle the psychology of ordinary people.
In the evening of the next day, Kakuzu sat in the live broadcast room arranged for him by Uchiha Kiyoshi.
He turned off the camera, the microphone was facing himself.
Before the broadcast started, Jiaodu adjusted his own voice, and finally found the voice of a cute girl.
The voice is soft and glutinous but not greasy, tactful but not artificial.It sounds like a fluffy bird jumping on the palm of your hand.
"It's kind of disgusting, but from what I know about men, they like this, right?"
Jiaodu suddenly regretted making this decision.
He didn't know if he could make money yet, but he was about to sell his dignity.
But they are all here, and they can't get cold feet.
Jiaodu took a deep breath, and first opened Dungeons and Fighters on the computer.
This is his live broadcast today.
Then, holding the determination of "once discovered, go to live on the moon", he pressed the "Start Live Broadcast" button.
Kakudo covered his face with a heavy heart and let out a lively voice:
"Good afternoon, everyone, have you eaten yet? Let me introduce myself first. My name is Akuya, and I won't introduce my gender. You should know it by listening to my voice, hehe! I am 76 years old..."
vomit!
Jiaodu's voice stopped abruptly, he turned off the microphone, and retched for half a minute.
(End of this chapter)
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