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Chapter 242 The Strange Selector
Chapter 242 The Strange Selector
Uzumaki Kushina took the microphone aside, and said to Jiraiya:
"Mr. Jiraiya, your self-introduction is too long, it will be dark by the time you finish."
Senju Bashirama looked at the densely packed and eagerly awaited audience, and said nervously to Uchiha:
"I don't know what to say at all."
Uchiha Kiyoshi whispered:
"It's very simple. Afterwards, no matter who comes up, you just ask her 'what is your dream'."
Qianshou Zhujian said doubtfully:
"It's that simple?"
Uchiha Kiyoshi: "That's right, and when she talks, you always pay attention to your expression, pretend to be a little moved, and then just nod every few seconds."
Senshou Bashirama: "Oh, then I understand."
Contestant No.1 stepped onto the stage, and Jiraiya leaned forward slightly, looking forward to it.
"It seems to be a big girl, her skin is still a bit dark, could it be from the land of thunder?" Zilai also whispered to himself.
The contestant walked towards him, his figure gradually became clearer, and Zilai looked more and more carefully. Before he could see the face clearly, his eyes had already locked on the powerful figure of the comer.
"What a flamboyant pectoralis major!" Jiraiya's eyes narrowed slightly, and he felt his heart beat.
He felt that he had come to the right place. He came here to be a judge just to appreciate the beauty up close.
However, Jiraiya also promised Uchiha Kiyoshi not to behave obscenely, so he restrained his expressions and movements, and waited with excitement in his heart but calm on the surface.
But a second later, when the contestant's face was clearly shown in front of his eyes, Jiraiya's face suddenly became a little ugly.
"So it's really the pectoralis major..."
That's right, it's a man's pectoralis major.
A burly man with a height of nearly two meters and an estimated weight of more than 90 kilograms, in the style of the country of Lei, was slowly walking towards the judges' seat.
All four judges felt quite a lot of pressure. Every time the contestant took a step, the stage trembled slightly.
He looks very tough, with a slanting scar on his face, and a serious expression like a military instructor.
If the average girl team player can sing: "yes, ok".
This one is singing: "yes, ko!"
Contrary to his exaggerated figure and fierce appearance, this person is actually wearing cute women's clothing.
A pink and white collared top is paired with a light brown pleated skirt, and white socks and round-toed leather shoes are on the feet.
Between the skirt and the socks are the thigh muscles that are so strong that they explode.
Standing in the center of the stage, the macho contestant solemnly bowed at ninety degrees to the four judges, revealing the pink cat ears on his head.
"Hello, host and judges! I am the No. 1 contestant, Tamayu Takiya!"
Tamao Takiya's voice was loud and majestic, which made Kushina Uzumaki and the four judges gasp.
Uzumaki Kushina didn't know what to say while holding the microphone.
Kushina Uzumaki: "He is really a cute and solid player."
Not only the judges, but also the audience was in an uproar.
"Didn't you say it was the selection of the women's team? Why did a man come here, or this man who is so masculine?"
"I don't know. If the next one is still like this, I will ask for a refund. I feel so scared just looking at him."
Matt Dai looked at the center of the stage with bright eyes, his old face was slightly red, and he said excitedly to his son Mai Tekai:
"Son, this is the idol that makes my heart beat!"
Maitekai also said excitedly: "I am so moved by his muscles! This is the result of top-level self-discipline!"
Maitedai put his hand on Maitekai's shoulder: "Son, let us cheer for him together!"
Maitekai immediately wrote on the pre-prepared whiteboard: "Come on Tamayu!"
He first drew a heart next to the words, but felt that it didn't fit his style, so he wiped it off and replaced it with dumbbells.
Uchiha Kiyoda supported his forehead in shock. This person's appearance is really fierce and unusual. In his mind, the figure of Lu Bu riding a red rabbit horse and killing all directions has appeared in his mind, and Lu Bu's face is the face of this person.
Jiraiya pulled the microphone to his lips with a heavy heart, and asked:
"Tamayu, you should know that this is the selection of the women's team members."
He tried to think back, and he didn't seem to have seen this person's resume.
Kiyoshi Uchiha patted Ziraiya, and whispered: "I chose."
Ji Lai also widened his eyes and said, "Your obsession is so strange."
Tamayu Takiya replied: "Mr. judges, the entry announcement clearly stated that 'no age limit, women's clothing is fine', so I came here."
Jiraiya complained in his heart: "The world is so big, there are so many wonders."
Uchiha Kiyoshi said into the microphone: "Yes, audience members, don't be surprised. This is a rule set to enrich the diversity of personnel and improve the fun of the program."
Tamayu Takiya continued to introduce himself: "Hi everyone, I am 16 years old."
Zilai couldn't help but said into the microphone: "Is this 16 years old?"
Qianshou Zhujian murmured: "It looks bigger than me."
Uchiha Fugaku: "What are your hobbies?"
Tamao Takiya was tall and straight, his eyes were like a torch, and he said: "I like singing and dancing. I come from the land of thunder, so I also like rap very much."
Uzumaki Kushina: "Looking at your figure, you should also like to exercise very much."
Tamayu Takiya replied: "Yes, the host has good eyesight. When I usually walk, I will exercise my arm muscles with dumbbells."
Uchiha said with a clear heart: "This kind of horror is like chest muscles with a layer of cushions. Anyone who is not blind can tell that he has worked out."
Jiraiya looked at Tamayu Takiya for a long time, the macho man with women's clothing, at first glance, he was shocked and his chest was heaving, but after careful observation, he also felt that there was an inexplicable attraction in this strong contrast.
Once you accept this setting, it becomes more and more attractive.
Kushina Uzumaki: "Next is the contestant's talent show time!"
Zilai also thought to himself: "Sweet dances by macho men should have a different flavor."
He stared at Takiya Tamao, but Takiya Tamao didn't move, his face was serious, and he didn't look like he was about to dance.
Immediately four staff members came up carrying dozens of hard and heavy stone bricks.
Takiya Tamao bowed to the audience: "The talent I want to perform is to split stones and bricks with bare hands."
Ji Lai also looked puzzled, and couldn't help but said: "This contestant, you just said that your hobby is singing and dancing rap. Does your performance have anything to do with your hobby?"
"Huh!"
Before Jiraiya could finish his sentence, Tamao Takiya shouted loudly and slashed down with a hand knife.
Dozens of stone bricks snapped cleanly, and the muscles on Takino Tamayuki's body were much stronger than usual. It can be seen that he used the popular ninjutsu of Kumohid.
Uchiha said with a clear heart: "This is a talent show, not a stage show."
He vaguely felt that starting from the first contestant, the style of the show was going to develop in a strange direction.
(End of this chapter)
Uzumaki Kushina took the microphone aside, and said to Jiraiya:
"Mr. Jiraiya, your self-introduction is too long, it will be dark by the time you finish."
Senju Bashirama looked at the densely packed and eagerly awaited audience, and said nervously to Uchiha:
"I don't know what to say at all."
Uchiha Kiyoshi whispered:
"It's very simple. Afterwards, no matter who comes up, you just ask her 'what is your dream'."
Qianshou Zhujian said doubtfully:
"It's that simple?"
Uchiha Kiyoshi: "That's right, and when she talks, you always pay attention to your expression, pretend to be a little moved, and then just nod every few seconds."
Senshou Bashirama: "Oh, then I understand."
Contestant No.1 stepped onto the stage, and Jiraiya leaned forward slightly, looking forward to it.
"It seems to be a big girl, her skin is still a bit dark, could it be from the land of thunder?" Zilai also whispered to himself.
The contestant walked towards him, his figure gradually became clearer, and Zilai looked more and more carefully. Before he could see the face clearly, his eyes had already locked on the powerful figure of the comer.
"What a flamboyant pectoralis major!" Jiraiya's eyes narrowed slightly, and he felt his heart beat.
He felt that he had come to the right place. He came here to be a judge just to appreciate the beauty up close.
However, Jiraiya also promised Uchiha Kiyoshi not to behave obscenely, so he restrained his expressions and movements, and waited with excitement in his heart but calm on the surface.
But a second later, when the contestant's face was clearly shown in front of his eyes, Jiraiya's face suddenly became a little ugly.
"So it's really the pectoralis major..."
That's right, it's a man's pectoralis major.
A burly man with a height of nearly two meters and an estimated weight of more than 90 kilograms, in the style of the country of Lei, was slowly walking towards the judges' seat.
All four judges felt quite a lot of pressure. Every time the contestant took a step, the stage trembled slightly.
He looks very tough, with a slanting scar on his face, and a serious expression like a military instructor.
If the average girl team player can sing: "yes, ok".
This one is singing: "yes, ko!"
Contrary to his exaggerated figure and fierce appearance, this person is actually wearing cute women's clothing.
A pink and white collared top is paired with a light brown pleated skirt, and white socks and round-toed leather shoes are on the feet.
Between the skirt and the socks are the thigh muscles that are so strong that they explode.
Standing in the center of the stage, the macho contestant solemnly bowed at ninety degrees to the four judges, revealing the pink cat ears on his head.
"Hello, host and judges! I am the No. 1 contestant, Tamayu Takiya!"
Tamao Takiya's voice was loud and majestic, which made Kushina Uzumaki and the four judges gasp.
Uzumaki Kushina didn't know what to say while holding the microphone.
Kushina Uzumaki: "He is really a cute and solid player."
Not only the judges, but also the audience was in an uproar.
"Didn't you say it was the selection of the women's team? Why did a man come here, or this man who is so masculine?"
"I don't know. If the next one is still like this, I will ask for a refund. I feel so scared just looking at him."
Matt Dai looked at the center of the stage with bright eyes, his old face was slightly red, and he said excitedly to his son Mai Tekai:
"Son, this is the idol that makes my heart beat!"
Maitekai also said excitedly: "I am so moved by his muscles! This is the result of top-level self-discipline!"
Maitedai put his hand on Maitekai's shoulder: "Son, let us cheer for him together!"
Maitekai immediately wrote on the pre-prepared whiteboard: "Come on Tamayu!"
He first drew a heart next to the words, but felt that it didn't fit his style, so he wiped it off and replaced it with dumbbells.
Uchiha Kiyoda supported his forehead in shock. This person's appearance is really fierce and unusual. In his mind, the figure of Lu Bu riding a red rabbit horse and killing all directions has appeared in his mind, and Lu Bu's face is the face of this person.
Jiraiya pulled the microphone to his lips with a heavy heart, and asked:
"Tamayu, you should know that this is the selection of the women's team members."
He tried to think back, and he didn't seem to have seen this person's resume.
Kiyoshi Uchiha patted Ziraiya, and whispered: "I chose."
Ji Lai also widened his eyes and said, "Your obsession is so strange."
Tamayu Takiya replied: "Mr. judges, the entry announcement clearly stated that 'no age limit, women's clothing is fine', so I came here."
Jiraiya complained in his heart: "The world is so big, there are so many wonders."
Uchiha Kiyoshi said into the microphone: "Yes, audience members, don't be surprised. This is a rule set to enrich the diversity of personnel and improve the fun of the program."
Tamayu Takiya continued to introduce himself: "Hi everyone, I am 16 years old."
Zilai couldn't help but said into the microphone: "Is this 16 years old?"
Qianshou Zhujian murmured: "It looks bigger than me."
Uchiha Fugaku: "What are your hobbies?"
Tamao Takiya was tall and straight, his eyes were like a torch, and he said: "I like singing and dancing. I come from the land of thunder, so I also like rap very much."
Uzumaki Kushina: "Looking at your figure, you should also like to exercise very much."
Tamayu Takiya replied: "Yes, the host has good eyesight. When I usually walk, I will exercise my arm muscles with dumbbells."
Uchiha said with a clear heart: "This kind of horror is like chest muscles with a layer of cushions. Anyone who is not blind can tell that he has worked out."
Jiraiya looked at Tamayu Takiya for a long time, the macho man with women's clothing, at first glance, he was shocked and his chest was heaving, but after careful observation, he also felt that there was an inexplicable attraction in this strong contrast.
Once you accept this setting, it becomes more and more attractive.
Kushina Uzumaki: "Next is the contestant's talent show time!"
Zilai also thought to himself: "Sweet dances by macho men should have a different flavor."
He stared at Takiya Tamao, but Takiya Tamao didn't move, his face was serious, and he didn't look like he was about to dance.
Immediately four staff members came up carrying dozens of hard and heavy stone bricks.
Takiya Tamao bowed to the audience: "The talent I want to perform is to split stones and bricks with bare hands."
Ji Lai also looked puzzled, and couldn't help but said: "This contestant, you just said that your hobby is singing and dancing rap. Does your performance have anything to do with your hobby?"
"Huh!"
Before Jiraiya could finish his sentence, Tamao Takiya shouted loudly and slashed down with a hand knife.
Dozens of stone bricks snapped cleanly, and the muscles on Takino Tamayuki's body were much stronger than usual. It can be seen that he used the popular ninjutsu of Kumohid.
Uchiha said with a clear heart: "This is a talent show, not a stage show."
He vaguely felt that starting from the first contestant, the style of the show was going to develop in a strange direction.
(End of this chapter)
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